Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Eure Armut an Toilettenpapier kotzt mich an Edition

>Merkel infected
twitter.com/PhilipPlickert/status/1241783939154546689
dw.com/en/coronavirus-latest-angela-merkel-to-quarantine-after-meeting-infected-doctor/a-52874174

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youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw&feature=emb_title
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/
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myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw
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youtube.com/channel/UCMm8lMIzU3Zss1rWf4dgv-g
youtube.com/channel/UCa3EO79qQjTswKIiEYeGPnw
twitter.com/xuriousmusic
instagram.com/wolf.pms/
arcadimagazin.de/
twitter.com/germaniapol
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen
youtube.com/watch?v=OZd7f0Hn1eU
youtube.com/watch?v=7Mu3wxu0k5Y
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twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

>Corona Live Ticker
youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw&feature=emb_title

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/
>Election analysis 2014-2019
youtube.com/watch?v=qjZRiDwu18w

>Meme Collections
postimg.cc/gallery/nhhpfo06/
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/raw/tQ6bf5iW

>What do
Create Memes, spread Memes, attack the narrative.
Join AfD or IB or Einprozent; counter subversion.
Get Yas Forums.
Get a job.
Spread flyers and stickers.
Discuss politics with people; call attention to the Unrecht.

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=aEcg5r2bZT
>Counter culture
>Laut Gedacht
youtube.com/channel/UCII9X0AMyy21VRwSVBjeBrw
>E;R
youtube.com/channel/UC4BZtFgtCuHUt0p8J-XENiA
>Ruhrpott Roulette
youtube.com/channel/UCMm8lMIzU3Zss1rWf4dgv-g
>Andreijs Aporje
youtube.com/channel/UCa3EO79qQjTswKIiEYeGPnw
twitter.com/xuriousmusic
instagram.com/wolf.pms/
arcadimagazin.de/
twitter.com/germaniapol

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD TV (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=OZd7f0Hn1eU
youtube.com/watch?v=7Mu3wxu0k5Y
youtube.com/watch?v=mL3xW5dbO_w
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wo sind denn heute alle

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irgendwie hab ich das gefühl das leute under der quarantane ihre eigenen probleme haben.

wandern!

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ich glaubs auch. hab heute natürlich kein toilettenpapier bekommen und muss morgen früh ne halbe stunde im laden stehen nur um sicher zu gehen
nice

infiziert

Geh zur Drogerie du Depp. Die ganzen Hamster haben wohl vergessen, dass die auch Klopapier verkaufen.

Befolgen alle brav das Ausgansgverbot.

Bin eh do. Und jetzan schleich di!

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Wo krieg ich jetzt mein undercut nachgeschnitten, ich muss weiter zur Arbeit

> T. Turk

Except for the work thing. That kinda seems to be a lie if we take context into account.

gar nicht friseute sin zu
zu faul da geh ich lieber voll geschissen morgen in den supermarkt
was geht herr professor

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immer diese undercut kanacken

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> Frau von Oldenburg
based af

BUMP

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Wörk, my fren, wörk ... to home office eternal, shiny and chrome! ;)

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*doesn't work*
ayyyeee

Lmao Merkel has Coronavirus. Trump curse strikes again.

Ora et labora, fren ... wörk and shitpost ;)

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Es wird bald der Zeitpunk kommen an dem ihr Bürgerwehren in eurer Nachbarschaft Gründen müsst.

This is the funniest post on this board

swedcucks just can't get suicided fast enough
children of those in quarantine due to corona are forced to go to school.
I'm so fucking glad that nation will soon be no more!

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>Fren, it's alright, the Svens can't hurt you anym-
>"KILL MAIM BURRRRN!!"

:D

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tfw you're Odin and watching this shitshow

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Maybe a very elaborate prank ...

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Loki is based af. this is exactly his MO - he re-equilibrates it all by showing how people/gods are fucking idiotic

I hope you guys are ready.

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Kinda my favorite too, the smug bastard. Bit of a thankless job though ... unless smugness itself counts as a reward. ;)

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no Im not. Im just going to hide till this is all over

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Based

What armour mod is that?

ask in
Skyrim is a modding game simulator ;)

Have no fear, ich bin hier!

smugness only hides deep pain, disappoint, regret and disdain

wörking

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>tfw wörk in an hour

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>imagine beeing systemrelevant in 2020

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>mfw wörk over in about an hour

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I know why looks like that...

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>his bell is huge ... that means he has ...

Dangit, where are all those perverted /tg/ drawfags when you need 'em ...

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hey what ever happened with all the immigrants? like this place used to spam floor to ceiling with shit talking to you guys, how did all that turn out? what's their current status? what's yours in regards to them? back in the day all you read was the number 800,000, 900,000, 1,000,000 being spammed over and over again all day.

They are all under quarantine know. Now new immigrants are allowed to enter.

I was about to start drawin' 200% subversive pappa with huge half rotten dong... but then...
I though I could go out and change tires on my BOV

>Ye Gods ... that sounds so ... magnif- *bleurgh*

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>tfw no work for a straight week

for refugees its literally better then before
>court dates delayed
>deportations canceled
>request for asylim is automatically granted without checking even with no papers. because its not fair to let them wait or something. they said they will check it after the crisis but i highly doubt that

the only good thing now is they are in quarantine now and no new ones can come in because of closed borders

> Merkel dies
> Laschet keeps carrying on with the whore of Germany destiny
When are you going to accept our fatherland's future saved by islamisation?

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ich werde nun einkaufen gehen. wünscht mir glück

> oh we can't take those people in here, since they might have been exposed to corona over there in Germany

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>digits gonfirm, Ferkel good as dead

Lefty, schleich di ... mir besetzn eichan Saustall so schnöi kennts es Wappler goa net schau ... prepare your Anschluss, Saupreiß! MAGA!!

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is the bva still open?

Yeah, nah.

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Supplements consumed, time to kraut/pol/.

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>Wanting to be French
This is the new Soja

Baguettes are pushed enough, no bully. Made me kek though.

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is the bva still open?

bva?

>burning US currency
you must be a wealthy man Hans

bump

Meddl Loide

do we know anything new about the mass mobilization of burger military in europe?
there was a thread on it late yesterday.

bump

Leiwand oida! Als rechter, you never walk alone, 3 liter!

Schwermetall, Kamerad! :D

youtube.com/watch?v=YrGfBnPRZCQ

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bumpy