CORONA CHAN HAPPENING :WHERE ARE ALL THE BIRDS?

Has anyone else noticed hardly any birds have been flying since Corona went to defcon 4?

Hardly any seagulls at beach anymore
no birds flying around towns

wtf?

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they turned to stone

>defcon 4

so really low on the defcon scale?

come to think of it no i actually haven't. seen more squirrels than usual in the trees lately but that might be because next to 0 traffic

They are quarantined in their nests.

Bump for the Birds !

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I see thousands of birds daily in and around Bratislava.

Yeah I hear them all the time now, spring is coming and they are coming back to the forests and those forests are right outside my window.

It's fucking March. They went South months ago.

Yes Faggot ..DEFCON 1 question would be:

Where are all the people?

carry on shitcake

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fucking yes!
the building in front of my house was used to host a colony of pigeons: sometimes they were so much so I had to keep the window closed in order not to some retard pigeon to fly inside my room...now? not even one in sight.
what is HAPPENING?

>birds are listening to Def con levels
xD

whoa those are self contain, self supplied suit for level B area
these guys dont fuck around

I'm in WA and the birds are fucking louder than traffic when I walk to buy beer in the morning.

Kek

It’s winter moron

This is unironically an alien invasion, but it's going to be too late until you realize.

there is a brid right outside my window chirping at this very moment

>the invisible enemy wasnt covid, wasnt ccp spies
>aliens
kino desu

no they arent fucking around..they arent from china ;(

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North

Same here. More imo Little assholes wake me up every morning. All kind of critters of spring and flowers poppin.

not in southern hemisphere cockbreath

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i see what you did there

Texas here, the birds are still here in winter. And should be flying north right now. Havent really seen them lately. Still a few around though, but havent seen any large groups lately.

Usually there is a large group of blackbirds around here. Havent seen them in months. Have found a fee of them dead but assumed it was cats.

No, I've seen more birds. Even seen a newt.

digits confirm chink tripod invasion

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The birds work for the Bourgeoisie

next you'll tell me the sun glows green

There are fucktons of birds here you schizo

No the birds are early and on time this year. They're just kind of coming in slow, but spring is a little bit sluggish so it doesn't seem out of place.

your so full of crap.

illt ake pics of birds today for you... there all the ruck over the place...

go outside more....

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He's right you know - I regularly feed the birds. missing my buddy, Hopper.

I've been seeing more. Saw a woodpecker in real life for the first time today.

OP IS ONTO SOMETHING HERE !!!

Lots of birds always flying where I live..lately havent seen any..Usually hear them in the morning and see them in droves at park across from my house...last couple of weeks there have been none !!!!

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tons of immigrants from africa on their knees praying to allah.

france sucks

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We have two Streptopelia decaocto coming everyday, you're full of shit

>humans don't go outside
>less food for birds
>they go back into the woods to find food
OP, use your brain before posting stupid shit. of course more and more animals will leave cities.

lmfao

Stupidest larp ever.

I walk almost every day along a trail. There's the same about of birds as there usually is this time of year.

My garden is full of birds. However it's migration time. Some species are not around anymore.

The chinks ate them idiot.

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I saw two doves this morning that's probably a sign of something good

Thats because nobody is feeding them. People are too scared and dont think about doing it now, so theres ni reason for birds to come to the usual locations where you can see masses of them.

Here it's still the same. If I weren't lazy, I would record them for you. They are singing as much as ever.

Yes idiot there are Jackdaws and Pigeons living in my eaves and Starlings and Bats living in my tower. The birds make a right fucking racket in the mornings banging stuff together idk what they’re doing but it sounds like they’re hopping around building something. I give them pieces of foil and crumbled up homemade oat cookies off my windowsill.

A lot of birds here. These fuckers always disturb me when im sleeping.

That's possible. They should be noisier in the morning by now today, but I say it's too early to tell. The weather has been up and down and they're still in transition.

Dont you dare fucking breath a word of bad joob joob into existence about fucking birds I will goddamn end you.

Out of everything, I WILL FUCKING SNAP if the birds die too god damn it

fuck you op

Finally Yas Forums is figuring it out

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I normally see dozens of birds every, but i haven't seen may since the bush fires so who knows

It seems it's still the same in Europe, according to anons here. Is the pb coming from burgerland?

I have been feeding the birds in my front yard. Sunflower seeds. I like to lure them in so I can get a better shot, lol.

I still see plenty. Dont know what you are fucking about user.

can confirm, see birds a lot still

The birds keep waking me up every morning. This user spotted something funny with the corona-infected insects though.
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=205&v=1-BsNn-u4_8&feature=emb_logo

Can confirm I restocked my bird food thing on my balcony since the first warm day a month ago and the food is still untouched

I see 100s of birds a day, here in BFE. I can postulate that those birds in cities may be relying on trash and handouts for their food, but since people are social distancing in some places those food sources are scarce. Thus, you'd see less birds in those areas. No easy food, no bin chickens.

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They scavenge human trash. No humans, no trash.

>bin chickens
top kek. Most of the ones in my city seem to rely on the ambient insect population. Never really saw them raiding dumpsters much.

But when they stop calling back and forth that suggests they did move somewhere else for whatever reason. Flock behavior.

Please put food out for birds then.
Also water trays for bees. Bees just need some water, DON'T ADD SUGAR or they'll stop making honey/make way less and not pollinate anything. Get a shallow tray or pan and pour a layer of water in it. Then put some small stones or marbles in it that stick out of the water so bees can stand on them and drink without drowning.
Birds also need a similar but slightly deeper water source for sips and splash.

PROOF FOR THE FAGGOTS

3 billion birds lost in Canada and USA
sauce sage:

kfor.com/news/us-and-canada-have-lost-2-9-billion-birds-since-1970-study-says/

CHINA BIRD FLU BREAKOUT IN WUHAN

Sauce Sage:
nypost.com/2020/02/02/china-reports-bird-flu-outbreak-near-epicenter-of-coronavirus/

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No, the greedy shits are still in the garden every morning, cawing for more butter.

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this, ten billion percent

I hear birds now you fucking retard. Further still, the absence of gulls most likely coincides with the absence of people which attract gulls that eat garbage left behind by said people. Don't be so fucking stupid.

less people feeding them scraps so they went searching elsewhere?

i see birds on this feed: youtube.com/watch?v=xqHWG1mYol8

it's winter you moron

speaking of, I heard some birds yesterday morning so they're still around being shitty pests

based city slicker, the birds left because you idiots stopped feeding them and leaving trash outside

Why do you feed with birbs with butter

Birds fly south in winter.
You can be in USA during winter and still have birds....like florida

you really are a close minded faggot

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The city birds probably all left or died because they rely heavily on humans for food and everyone is staying inside.

Just got woken up by the fucking birds like every morning. Damn things gotta start squawking at 6am to get there dick wet

birds are singing outside

wait are you saying birds are flying cocks? That's a real oldfag meme.

I've seen more robins in my yard than I've seen in years. Stop being a fucking imbecile.