AUS/POL - NEETS ONLY (GOTO BED WAGIES)

Evening lads.

>Coronavirus update: New test that gives results in 15 minutes due to arrive soon, expert says
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-23/coronavirus-update-covid-19-germany-rand-paul-centrelink-mygov/12079738

>Australian shares plunge again as businesses shut and US Congress bickers over coronavirus stimulus package
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-23/coronavirus-shutdown-see-australian-shares-plunge/12080418

>Historic community landmarks saved from demolition by ordinary Australians
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-23/australians-saving-their-own-historical-landmarks/12059604

>Australia coronavirus shutdown: which places are closed and which are open
theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/22/australia-coronavirus-shutdown-what-is-open-closed-places-scott-morrison

>Australians plead to be evacuated from Peru's coronavirus lockdown
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-23/australians-plead-to-be-evacuated-from-peru-coronavirus-lockdown/12080966

>Australian athletes told to plan for Olympics to be postponed due to coronavirus pandemic
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-23/australian-olympic-committee-expects-games-cancelled-coronavirus/12081248

>SCOMO BTFO OF AN ABC REPORTER
twitter.com/KeiraSavage00/status/1241705523193327616

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Let me access my super before it's all gone, cunts

Thanks for paying taxes wagies

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I don't get access to mine I'm dsp.

Had massive lines out the front of work today.
Probably will tomorrow too.
On the bright side im probably doing 30 hours overtime this week.

>Let me access my super
Its a trap mate, dont do it.

How many people you think will go mental before the scumobux kick in? I bet there's a load of people with fuck all already because they live beyond their means.

>That one cunt in every aus/pol/ thread that says it's a bad idea to access your super
Are you from a bank or ASIO?

Is that at a supermarket or a mental hospital?

Who's got a link to Scomo's wartime speech in parliament?