Aus/pol/ - Ausfailia Edition

Evening lads.

>Coronavirus update: New test that gives results in 15 minutes due to arrive soon, expert says
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-23/coronavirus-update-covid-19-germany-rand-paul-centrelink-mygov/12079738

>Australian shares plunge again as businesses shut and US Congress bickers over coronavirus stimulus package
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-23/coronavirus-shutdown-see-australian-shares-plunge/12080418

>Historic community landmarks saved from demolition by ordinary Australians
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-23/australians-saving-their-own-historical-landmarks/12059604

>Australia coronavirus shutdown: which places are closed and which are open
theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/22/australia-coronavirus-shutdown-what-is-open-closed-places-scott-morrison

>Australians plead to be evacuated from Peru's coronavirus lockdown
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-23/australians-plead-to-be-evacuated-from-peru-coronavirus-lockdown/12080966

>Australian athletes told to plan for Olympics to be postponed due to coronavirus pandemic
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-23/australian-olympic-committee-expects-games-cancelled-coronavirus/12081248

>SCOMO BTFO OF AN ABC REPORTER
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first for cats are better then dogs

Evening gov'nor

Bailout bill being passed right now:
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What's for dinner?

should scomo mandate government appointed corona waifus by way of digits?

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salami bbq sauce tortilla pizza and green beacon middys all night

>what else is on the menu tonite, Chinkboy?

well bats duhh

Should I cash out the $10k from my super and again after July or is that irresponsible in the long run?

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How long are you lads prepping to stay inside? I've got enough rice, shitpaper and canned shit to last about 2 months.

HOW ARE YOU PEOPLE CASHING OUT YOUR SUPER I WANT MY FUCKING MONEY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

roll

I do 10k a year under financial hardship, I dont know if I can get the first 10k this year but i will try.

20k in my bank plus 1k a fortnight and 750 scomobux is preddy comfy

I'm moving to Australia.

FMD is that Leaf-ette a 7foot tranny?

yes, use it to prep a big rig into a mobile neet stronghold

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fuck i don't want a fucking black. Reroll

ROLLING

Fuck yellows.

White Australia policy reinstated when?

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repeat after me:
MARX
HAS
ALWAYS
BEEN
RIGHT

Realistically what are the chances you make it to the age where you get your super without the global economy collapsing? I'd say they're pretty low

Super is a corrupt system so why wouldn't you take the 20k

Work in high end car dealership service department. Management currently shilling the we are an “essential service” and will absolutely be open meme. My boys are face to face with, and in and out of people’s cars all day long. We’re fucked.

Middle of next month

who is on qanda tonight

By mid-april you just log into ATO on mygov and apply. It is also self-declare so no proof needed. Tax free also.

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can we stop making so many threads for fucks sake. Usually we are struggling for bakers but tonight every cunt wants to bake FFS
>5 fucking failed captchas

yes, unless they're a non-white

too late, you're stuck with that spic forever now

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Just until the riots start.

Abseiler. Working on a building chock full of mainland Chinese.

Lol

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Australis isn't white

I'd rather take a 9mm to the mouth than be stuck with that thing

Yes, with the GFC and now this, the likelihood of these events continually wiping out my super means I should probably just cash out and live comfy and try to own a house by the time I 'retire' although more likely I will die first.

Overalls and gloves, it'll be fine. Literally not airborne so no risk.

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are you kidding me, I've got like 25k so I could get that rn?

Groucho or Harpo?

depends geographically, if you live in a metro area yes. if you live in the inner west, I'm pretty sure the onefour gang takes card

canberrafag btfo

Ebley st bondi junction

to the gulag. now

fingered hex today

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reminder if you didn't see some kind of collapse coming for the past 10 years you're a brainlet

pics or didnt hapeeen

that's in breach of social distancing

Really?
i fingered Bajo too

did you use gloves and a mask?

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Based
I fingered her in a night club a few years ago

LMAO AT THIS ABUSED CONVICT PEDO CUMSKIN BABY FUCKING DINGO AFTER SEE HIS AUSSIE WOMEN GANGBANGED BY SUNNI MUSLIM SLAYERS
ISLAM #1

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Great time to own land. Offer a roof over their head in exchange for maintaining your fields. Neo-feudalism, here we come.

With nightclubs closing how is Hex going to get fingered now?

>Evening lads.
Based civilised greeting.

Sauce?

>Lines outside Centrelink gib center
>Bunch of young people on tablets & phones

A plague on ya.

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BASED SELF DOXXING CHAD

Sarah Hanson Young talking now boys

twitch.tv/ausparliamentunofficial

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we've been living in neo-feudalism since the """fall""" of feudalism.

Yeah do it. Top idea. Spend it on heroin.

Lucky cunt.
Dont lie to me... did you really?

Post article faggot

You need to have a terminal illness.

>and um, um, um um
How did she get the job?

I feel a little upset they removed the restrictions to get neetbux. If their business fails they can fucking suffer, suck it cunts. They should have to jump through everything I have to do in the past and put all these high society retards in WfD see how they fucking like it

Does anyone have that screenshot of the guy admitting he uses to fuck her up the ass in uni?

anal slut in uni

Already in the archive user

>Krystal Forscutt FHM
was from old Big Brother, try that

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That was half of the Uni.
>only hole she has of any value

SUNNI MUSLIMS HAVE BEEN BULLYING THIS DOG SO HARD HE COPES BEING A SUBMISSIVE CONTENT PIECE FOR THE JEW KIKES
OWN BY SUNNI MUSLIMS
OWN BY KIKE JEWS
CHOKE ON SUNNI CUM YOU AUSSIE FAGGOT

when you're felling a bit horny, how do you mussies tell your mothers apart from your wives?
or does it not matter much in islam?

fuaaark that brings back old boners

Did your fingers smell like my cock afterwards?

i need more of her

Imagine the bloody smell

>source: I fingered that chick in a nightclub
seems legit

Who wants to guess how long it's going to take for UBI to become a thing and how the government will go about it? I reckon shit will blow up over the weekend due to the bullshit backlog of centrelink applications to the point thefts begin on a large scale and the government just dumps $500-1000 into everyone's bank account on Monday to stop the descent into anarchy.

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chicken drumsticks
all praise the battery chicken farms making chicken cheap as fuck
another superior white man invention

this webm is for NEETs only

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>Australians plead to be evacuated from Peru's coronavirus lockdown

fuck these insufferable faggots, they should suffer the same fate as the boomers in the cruise ships.

SUNNI MUSLIMS OWNING AUSSIE PIGS AGAIN
ALLAH WAS ALWAYS TRUE

One can only hope.

If we got UBI, I'd just quit my fucking job.

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THE GOVERNMENT CANNOT PROCESS THESE CLAIMS

Takes 6 months at least for every 10 000 claims.

NO ONE WILL HAVE MONEY FOR FOOD

LOOTING STARTING THIS THURSDAY FRIDAY GUARANTEED

GET OUT OF CITIES NOW IF YOU CAN

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Based.

eventually it will be in all countries within a few years i reckon
i hope wagies get it too

i shoved 3 oysters up my backside
eating a steak now

Filthy cunt.

why is it only chink girls know how to be girls now

>only candidates who...
With that policy, and in SA I bet he also had to vote for Christopher Pyyyyne.

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