/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2436

>going with the virgin N95 mask instead of the chad C95.

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400k when?

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Hey maybe you guys could give them some pointers?

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>a FUCKING LEAF
someone bake proper bread pls

How is this not the biggest podcast in the world?

youtube.com/watch?v=fchyL6ngu2E

Uh-oh. So much for that 'cure'.

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I fucking want to go outside but the cops are everywhere, I almost got a fine.

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Carry some shopping bags and say you're going to buy groceries...

DAILY REMINDER
“On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.”

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>Whiskey, Rum and Vodka.
>3 gs of Jack herrer or whatev and i g of GDP THC distillate. All Medical.
> 25 or so xanax bars, 4 suboxone pills for fun, 7 adderal for fun, and some kratom just in case.
Might stock up more but at least I'm ready if things get hairy.

SOMEONE MAKE A NEW CVG THREAD
WERE NOT LETTING THIS FAGGOT BAKE

Remind me again, what percentage of world population has been infected?

>niggers overdosing and not following proper medical procedure is Trump's fault
>HUUUUUUUURRR DRUMPFFFFFFFFFFF ORANNNAGE MANNN BADDDDDDDDDDD

Fucking (((msm))) shits should be shot for this fucking bullshit.

Taking bets.
my bets:
>+7000 cases
>+700 dead

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So don’t invest long term I guess

How are South Korea and Japan handling this so well?

>nigeria
lmao they probably gave him an entire cups worth of the shit to drink like he was throwing back a mt dew.

Uh guys...

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>Report unusual behavior.
>Barricade you homes.
>Avoid all contact with infected individuals.
>Wait for official instructions.
bitchute.com/video/rgsuPRlWlLlf/

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Time to wrap your loved ones in latex

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What shitty country is that?

chinks are docile by nature and respond well to authority given their histories. you can get a chink to do anything you want as long as you make him feel low enough first.

What? How did the number go down by 80k in one day?

pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/well-be-alright-and-then-we-must-reckon-with-communist-china/

>thread wars

Hello Chang.

America could learn a thing or two from them.
But, they won't.

Under reporting cases to save face.

>release the coronavirus
>Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. Lord knows what they charged. It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them.

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>get a mail from the mountainjews
>sorry lol we can't send you your gold because of the virus kek
At least it wasn't much, just whatever BTC I had left to be converted into real money

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It didn't. OP is just a really shitty baker.

>incompetent Nigerian doctors overdose three patients, with no further details or understanding of their medical history
>somehow make this about Trump

good thing corona-chan is already killing all sons of bitches

NIGGA YOU POSTIN IN A GARY THREAD HES POSTING THE NUMBERS OF 5 DAYS AGO KEK

this thread was made 18 minutes earlier

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With the quality of money discussion, we are really discussing how can I maintain my worth as the years pass

Why is Pence and the old coot glasses looks like they are in a dire distress?

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They say they'll brake into our houses if you've prepped m.youtube.com/watch?v=w2F9ZswKv4s&feature=youtu.be

They know what's coming.

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Who here /high/?
on Xanax, suboxone, Adderall, whiskey, Prozac and some weed. Feeling amazing even though there's a pandemic.

Moscow 1000 infected next week.

degenerate

>THE GOBERMENT IS COMING FOR US NOOOOOOOOO

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OMG

fuck mods
fuck jannies
fuck china
fuck you

342 new cases and 13 news deaths in Belgium.

Mods=cunts
YOU PURGED WRONG THREAD IDIOTS

>mods deleted the other thread #2436, bringing /cvg/ together
for once in history they did something good

nz cases increased by 36 today to a total of 102 confirmed cases (which is much lower than real numbers but still fun to see).

Also many of those 'research' links are NOT RESEARCH. Why do people not understand the difference between news, tweets, and academic research?

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>other thread deleted
lol

I guess that’s the goal. Do you have a soul?

I’m not entirely sure they exit.

>a friend of mine started coughing blood and is feeling very bad with flu like symptoms
>call the special number created for this
>30 minutes in and no one answer
>go to the hospital
>emergency room is full
>at the door someone tells us that if it's not that bad he should just go home and rest
h-help

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>Trump deploys National Guard
>"FUCKING LIBERAL DEMOCRATS"

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YOU FUCKING FAGGOT !!!!!!!

>xanax
reminds me I have to start lowering my dose cause my guy can't get any now and I'll run out in a week

Literally nobody notices Belgium, sorry for your loss

WOAH WOAH WOAH..are reddit normies FINALLY starting to wake up?

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Government literally said they would in the vid, sperg

Still at work lads holding down the fort!

If I die then so be it, death comes for us all at some point. Live well and stay safe this will pass but a lot of us won’t make it.

Spend time with your family and stay based

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Im not typing this out again.

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beautiful

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They deleated the proper one and left the retard one. Mods are faggots as always

In the midst of a pandemic I'm prepared and amazingly still have a job. I'm just thankful.

>flesh colored room
disgusting

stop lying you sob

This is the exact same thing that happened to me last week. The health system here is normally already overstretched, but now with coronachan it somehow got worse. HAH.

oh wow, the EU memeflag thread splitter with his retarded IP pic and outdated numbers is actually a leaf.
What a fucking surprise.

kys

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We are under 1 month lockdown. But I dont think 1 month can fix this. Probably 12 months. Fuck.

If everything else fail go to a clinic instead or give him nebulizer treatment quick and stop posting here you hoe.

Based and garypilled

Yes eventually when you are like 80 years old your mortality shoots up to like 99% so even the sniffles can kill you, what else is new?

Nobody mentioned dems except you

As of today, total cases 3743, total hospitalized 1643, total cured 350.

so they deleted the actual thread and redirected everyone to the retarded ex-memeflag spammer?
good job

>tfw can't get food delivered unless i order them a week in advance
Is that what being a shithole feels

You romanians are so fucked, your healthcare is so shit and gypsies are stealing shit from the hospitals.

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>1 (ONE) week

Try 3 weeks here lmao

can´t do the math
are all spageti niggers this dump ?

he's posting dated information fine by me got pruned anyway

welcome to capitalism, faggot. should've had the resources to buy from the manufacturer directly. bootstraps

There’s a medical regimen which will clear out the hospitals, it’s true lots of people will get sick, but milder and not clogging icus

Covid-19 will NEVER go away. Get used to living life under 24 hour quarantine, this is the future we will all live under. Technocracy. Eventually, once they no longer need us we will just get purged or more likely just diseased and die without access to any aid. It's literally over anons.

That's actually really fast, considering.

DAILY REMINDER: IT IS CHINESE PLAGUE
pastebin.com/rHsjwfPY

Are you blind or just retarded?

That's Belgium. Turn up your screen brightness.

>>NEWS
>Crematoriums in Spain are overwhelmed
Why don't they just use the same stone ovens the Nazis used? I heard they could burn 10 bodies a day

Dude, they got drugs I can take for this

>how can I maintain my worth
If you haven't done anything by now then you've suffered losses.
Anything that produces things are good because after the boogaloo as society rebuilds shit needs to be done.
Food, (renewable)energy, medical supplies and things like that.
People are now realizing that shit like facebook generates nothing and their stocks will never recover.

If you want to lock in a value on your current worth then silver and gold are good. They swing just like the market but they maintain a steady value that reflects the market as a whole. They do not tank fully and have to file for bancruptcy like a company.

this should be pinned on the thread China has stopped testing for coronavirus in Wuhan.
>news.rthk.hk/rthk/en/component/k2/1516240-20200323.htm

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What am i wrong about? Im just saying that your country is going to be fucked by Coronachan because your system sucks and gypsies suck.

I think this is a possible outcome as well.

Gary!

Our Gary, Who Art in /cvg/
Hallowed be Thy Namefaggotry
Thy Pasta come, Thy (You)s be done
IRL as it is on Yas Forums
Give us this Thread our Threadly digits
And forgive Us our Shitposts
As We forgive Those who Shitpost against Us
And lead Us not into Cooming
But deliver Us from Degeneracy
For (You)rs is the FPBP,
And the Power, and the Glory,
For Ever until /cvg/ Ends

Amen

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lol silly australia

>It could still be natural
A virus with no proof of zoonotic jumps whatsoever and happens to be the perfect coronavirus with HIV fuckery stitched to it could still be natural, yes, indeed

Why is it we don’t know the difference between these flags

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it was 13k yestersay

based

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your as fucked at jordon peterson

Hey KingKonganon, do you think they're hiding new cases in there too?

What the fuck it looks exactly the same. My bad. Screen brightness is low and on yellow tint.

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Not a lot of people , the Chinese do have this thing corralled

>we
But we do know the difference

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i have the same problem all the time

Should I start waning off my prescriptions yet?

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This is me.

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>Yas Forums doesn't know the difference between blue and black on flags
Based retards

fuck gypsies trannies and jannies

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Me Chinese, me play joke, me cough Corona in your coke.

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Disney + meds = normie

>Posts link to live data but can't even get the fucking numbers right.
Kys op

Don’t fuck with that shit man, it isn’t worth it. Addiction in general isn’t worth it, and benzos are particularly terrible to come off of. As a very occasional utility drug it’s amazing, as a regular thing it will destroy you. People always think they’re the exception to the rule.

Yes just to be safe

Bloat maxxxx

>haha nice antennas I wonder-
>see filename

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>having such a shitty screen/eyes you cant tell blue and black apart
W E W
this thread is litreally full with subhumans

What's going on here?

twitter.com/PagliacciDorati/status/1241949429726195713

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>moth dicks
I don't want this

>black yellow red flag
>romanians
Please stop posting, you waste of air.

GArY

>mutt
Yeah I wonder why YOU can't tell the difference

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Xanax is not addictive,you guys are just junkies

cause they're both fags

Based chinese Aunty accelerating the collapse of civilization.

didney+meds+apple filename = huge faggot

in awe at this lad

Admit you get her point

he took too much frogtech

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kys,liberia

please stop making us look dumber

>giving (you)'s to niggers

ACCELERATE

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>My ACE2 receptors are augmented

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YOU ARE A FUCKING FAGGOT

If this is real, nuke China

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Not convinced this isn't just a nothingburgent to sell vaccines with nanochips in them

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Wow, that’s insane. Fucking FOB chinks in canada are the absolute worst, I know from ample experience

The fucking chink's literal excuse is
>HURRR MURICA BAD DEY WON'T LET US DO WHATEVER THE FUCK WE WANT
These fucking chinks have to be glassed off the earth.

Sick gains bro

Number of daily new infections decreasing rapidly without even nationwide curfews.
The happening is pretty much cancelled if you live in a country that's part of the developed civilized world.

Only 3rd world nations and unruly places like Italy, Spain and the US will be unable to deal with this.

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Any nerds can try this?

gabgoh.github.io/COVID/index.html

What? You DONT want the boomer remover to do its work?

Consider the possibility that the US was given the S strain as a precaution near the end of last year.

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Do every american really getting 1k trumpbux or it's fake news?

Shut the fuck up bitch, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse is based.

should have kept them in check

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>nebulizer treatment
what for? I have one of those because I have asthma
so unless opening his bronchioles with salbutamol does anything I don't think that will help

Is it true?

They do not know the word ‘impossible’ from defeating the Chinese 13 times, the French, the Japanese, the Americans, and if that wasn’t enough, they also beat the moguls 3 times!!! These are the volunteer workers at the facility holding my father in quarantine. No beds, sleeping in the streets and sidewalks.... This is dedication.

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lmao, you must be kidding. It has one of the most painful and high-risk withdrawal syndromes of any common drug of abuse. Worse than heroin, worse than stimulants, etc. I’ve never been addicted to xanax, but I have studied the neurochemistry of addiction both formally and informally. I’ve also witnessed the effects of it firsthand. You’re a brainlet

in all anglo countries sure especially NZ

Christ dude get some fucking help. Being addicted to one of those is enough don't you think?

What should China punishment be for this Corona shit ?

I prefer the dog with a blog and the other shows from the early to mid 2010s. The girls were absolutely amazing...cough debby ryan,dove cameron,g hannelius,francesca capaldi,even some milfs

first cases happened in december in canada

No way fag, digits confirmed your status as a gay homo cocksucker.

shit's working for us yo

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It's not every American. Only the ones that paid taxes for 2019.

Are they sleeping?

We can't punish them.

With all of the different tests floating around, how do we know which one works? Who tests the tests? What if all of these numbers are pure bullshit? What if this virus doesn’t exist at all and people are just dying of hospital acquired pneumonia?

They look like chinks.
Why don't you posting with your real flag insect?

We are all getting rich from wealth redistribution, I thought you Russians had perfected that,

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Some people are trash.

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pic related

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don't believe everything you see

Send me a fax of your best corona-memes!!
937
236
6023
Send nudes too!!

Dems blocked it apparently. Cant have Trump look good, especially with the upcoming election.

yeah

it's from facebook

People out working while fake jobs that are useless get paid.

kek