/cvg/ Corona Virus General #2435

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ESTONIA 0 DEATHS

4 in ICU, 2 in critical condition

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Nothing Burger at this point. Only human stupidity is an issue now

This

twitter.com/poketams/status/1242015797217763331

TO GULAG!

Other user posted this:

twitter.com/neil_ferguson/status/1240696926183415811

This guy gave pretty good and realistic interviews to WHO and others, and basically said the outcome we're seeing now (which we also saw, but nonetheless there).

Frontlines exposes you to gunfire.

Make it yourself retard

>pic related
So then what the fuck is the point of a lockdown/quarantine? if you can still go here here here there and here by public bus AND train, then how the fuck is that actually changing anything?

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America is literally going to die from these fuckers. Our nation can't do what needs to be done to deal with this virus because of people like this.

What song are they dancing to?

management today formally decided that all staff should be in the office unless they are high risk, because they dont trust staff to keep working at home

I'm really unhappy about this

Is /cvg/ ready to take the anarcho-primitivism pill?

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did someone save the bus / car comparison
"coronavirus death wagon" ?

pic related

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We have 306 confirmed cases and the gov is banning leaving place of residence and they will soon send out some kind of a note on how to behave at home.
What the fuck is this?! This is total control of population or am I just overreacting?

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How the fuck does Russia only have 438 cases?

usa and the Italy at fault.
-american flu lives at 100000+
-america army at Wuhan
-great china economy now.
-we link supply countries europe no thanks.
-china solved American flu.

Why is the responsibility of the world because of bases American not looked at for spread virus?

Remember, guys ... wash your hands! Virus does not like soap.

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youtu.be/1BZEs8GXqG4

Called my butcher to let him know I was coming in looking like something out of Fallout tomorrow morning, and that he shouldn't panic.

youtube.com/watch?v=GnrwM7vFn_U
my childhood. miss you grandpa

Welcome to America logic, "Go to work Goyim, take it home to your family who then go to work and infect their coworkers....fuck why aren't our numbers dropping? Fuck they're skyrocketing???"

About Spanish Flu tier, or a little worst; hard to say yet because we don't know how many undiagnosed there are out there that never present to a doctor because they're so mild--this basically determines how bad this is.

Blue states have the highest homeless population. Democrat governors shit talking Trump yet not even rounding up the homeless yet arresting people holding weddings

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>This is total control of population
It is. For a reason you stupid inbred.

>Don't test
>Can't confirm

We will be taking the eco-fascism pill, thank you for the offer

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The NSA should do it's job and track down nutjobs like these then put them in prison.

they fear the coup

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It’s worse, mini-Satan

"i'm an ideas man"

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Imagine shilling your twatter on cringe Chan. Go die shill

yes good goy, buy more soap
dont ask, just consoooom

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youtube.com/watch?v=X8fGL8xsoAs

nigger this is from the UK. bongs are retards

To pretend like we are doing something while the reality is total societal collapse is inevitable.

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Any crisis is an opportunity. China took advantage of them better than others
1. China has effectively prepared for a new generation of biological warfare. We conducted exercises and showed the world a master class and inefficiency against China.
2. Conducted a census of the population. Quickly and efficiently.
3. Tightened the digital dictatorship. Control of social networks and all communications.
4. We created a system for quickly calculating all the social connections of the desired individual: who contacts them, who was traveling in the car, where they were, and who they communicated with.
5. All illegal immigrants were identified and many were expelled from the country.
6. Many foreigners were expelled in a soft regime. They themselves sought to evacuate. The rest were identified and brought under control.
7. We have worked out a mechanism for mass and abrupt blocking of the entire country.
8. They showed the world what China is capable of. Putting 1.5 billion people in full quarantine and putting masks on all of them is powerful, just like building a mega-hospital in a week.
9. The whole country has been taught how to maintain hygiene.
10. They passed a law prohibiting the use of wild animals for food, which is the norm for many provinces.
11. They showed the world how dependent it is on China
12. They froze production chains around the world, triggering a global crisis.
13. The use of drones and automated tracking devices is being massively introduced in the police and response services.
14. The creation of mass thermal imaging systems with automatic calculation of specified anomalies has been worked out.
15. The algorithms for working with face recognition cameras have been upgraded due to the fact that people wear masks.now, a person's gait is also taken into account in identity recognition.
16. Automatic product delivery systems are being created massively and quickly.

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Wow. That's drastic but there's really no better way to stop the virus. If everyone is locked at home for a few months then there should be nobody left alive with the virus.

Denmark, can you plase stop thotposting all the time? It's irritating af.

How the fuck do we still only have 102?

Grim.

17. The electronic concentration camp system has been developed.
18. Protests in Hong Kong have stopped and the influence of the Chinese government there has grown.
19. The main thing is that while the world continues to fall into a crisis funnel, China is already out of it and ready:
- buy up cheaper assets
- help financially weak States by increasing their global influence
- play on the decline in oil (already abandoned Russian contracts)
- create new alliances and alliances.
And everything that happens, after completion, will lead to the renewal of the world order.

still pretty based

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Fucking chinks, man. You wannabe jew niggers are fucking through at this point. You will be targeted all over the fucking world especially you fucking 'elites' in CCP and "intelligence" scum who think they are invisible.
You are very visible.

Retailer I sometimes work with is setting up drive-thru stores so you can pick up your orders without leaving your car.

THE SPICE MUST FLOW!

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Am I the only person troubled by doctors, nurses, military not protecting their eyes? All wear N95 masks but no eye protection. Even European military not protecting their eyes as well as National Guard? I thought Eyes counted as Mucou Membrane

Damn. Putin doesn't fuck around.

>buy soap
>buy

Srsly?! You make your own. Simple as. :D

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>Imagine imagining an image in your imagination
And then kill yourself
Twitter has breaking news

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China seems to have won
Its containment measures have been effective , and its economy is strong .
China has won. It destroyed Europe and the United States. It is now a world leader. Soon everyone will be bowing to China.

Its condition is the best of all countries, its economy is not affected, its competitors are destroyed. This is a sure victory for our brothers over the Western faggots
I'm not chang, i'm Stepan - the proud successor of the Mongol greatness, as well as China. We are brothers in blood and spirit. Both we and they are heirs to the Mongol Empire. We have the same blood and the same history.

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I took the monarchism pill not long ago. It's pointless to resist. God save the king.

Dunno, maybe the fact that we closed borders with chinks almost 3 months ago actually helped.
Over 150k tests tho. Cope harder mutt.

And I assume that will lead to increase of the sphere of Russian influence.

wishful thinking?

You don't even need to do that. Just enforce the fucking quarantine and the extremists who try something will get themselves taken out.

You should know who Neil Ferguson is, user. He's an epidemiologist that gave realistic data when everyone was going just a flu, bro.

To be fair, some of the news stuff I've seen from the US show the NG troops not wearing any protection. Not even the soldiers who are here for Defender Europe 20. I mean, a lot of americans tell me that you guys undersupply some of your troops but Jesus Christ, it's a pandemic. You really want to shoot your fighting force in the foot?

I wonder how long this list will be by the end.

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There's no need to spam, holy shit. Just say it, don't spray it.

just a flu bro

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uncle Vlad is at it again

cant be arsed checking but does it spread slower in hot countries?
noting burger.

Problem with corona is nobody fucking knows if virus goes dormant or not. Ebola can hide in semen for 500 days. Chickenpox goes dormant and hides somewhere in the body. Not every virus can be 100 percent cleared from body

And the only tourists you can see in Prague now Ruskies.

Your own will bring the plague back home.

>438 cases already
fuuuuuuuuck

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It went up fucking heaps today bro, it will most likely trend in this direction for a while, I'm scared, I have to continue going to work too!

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Nigger, I haven’t left my home for almost a week now. Only when I went to the store. And that was only a few things since I’m prepped since February. Haven’t left my place even yesterday. And I live in Zagreb. So eat shit.

>tfw everyone knows chinks are completely blacking out how many bodies they are dragging out and burning, not to mention all the incubating infectees in apartments just waiting to show symptoms
So many flags for the chinese to use, ALL OF THEM USELESS.

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Can these cartridges be cleaned? Maybe soaked in a bleach solution and left in the sun?

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ATTENTION JAPANONS

STOCK UP NOW WHILE YOU STILL CAN

OUR GOVERNMENT IS FUCKING RETARDED AND IS REOPENING LARGE EVENTS

GET YOUR RICE
GET YOUR DEENZ
GET YOUR BEANS
GET YOUR MISO
GET YOUR DASHI
GET YOUR SHOYU
GET YOUR STRONG ZEROS
GET YOUR CALORIE MATES AND YOUR KINAKO BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

ESPECIALLY YOU TOKYO FAGGOTS

DO NOT GO TO HANAMI WHATEVER YOU DO

stay safe anons

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I am starting to believe that telling everyone that it is just a flu would work out better.

We've got more deaths tho

based if anarcho monarchism, cringe if normal fag monarchism

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Stop replying to asukaposter. She's hohol, delusional and communist.

Nobody is following social distancing.

Same here. Not surprised however i knew the shekels would come firat over my life.

Back in the cagie i go!

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>the virgin ejaculation
>the chad ebola cum

Be quiet titlet. We are a country of milk and thus milk shall be posted.

>Denmark 1450 cases
nyheder.tv2.dk/2020-03-23-live-faa-seneste-nyt-om-coronavirussen-her

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>Make it

i dont have artistic talent though

for that meme u cant just put text you have to actually draw objects and make it funny

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M-M-MUH warm weather???

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Haha shame wagie

Based, God save the King.

what the fuck is strong zeros lol

It's not hot here.
Summer is over.
>Pic related
and no just look at singapore and thailand

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Probably not as bad,the economic impact is going to be ten times worse though.

The Spanish flu was post-war so the economy had adapted to disrupted supply chains and wasn't as globalised to begin with.

Now everything way more efficient but massively "leaner" as a result and more fragile.

TOO LATE NOW
>TOO LATE NOW
TOO LATE NOW
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TOO LATE NOW
>TOO LATE NOW

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why do you live in japan are you a weeb?

Bandwidth in America already struggling from Netflix and YouTube

I stocked up over a month ago. Even then I was slow. You're already too late if you are prepping in fucking late March.

Russians and Chinese are brothers by blood and spirit. Ofcourse we will benefit from their total dominance over the world

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Either quit or accept that you are a slave.

I think I'm infected, sudden 39 degree fever, cant stop coughing. Cant breath properly. Watching porn to relax doesn't work, not even getting erection anymore. I just want to die now and get done with this world

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I live in dalmatia, catching fish all day. Eat shit

based

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Before you die concentrate on the crown of your head not your arsehole or dick

I think I might start prepping next month, what should I buy bros?

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when people who called you schizo your whole life are the actual schizos for believing in a virus which doesnt exist

and thinking they ahve it

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Regardless of how many deaths we think have occurred there, they are doing quite well now and know how to secure the virus from getting back into their country. Manufacturing has started up again as well. China is authoritarian and they care more about a collective than about the individual, but it worked pretty well so far.
Source: My dad works in Shanghai.

Suuure. I mean what has Russia to offer besides gas and oil? There is literally zero reason why would anybody trade with you.

By God Putin and Trump are going to have fun wit you LOL
Fcuktarded chinks actually believe anyone likes em.

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Go get tested faggot. And if they say no, be a fucking American and insist until the pussy Jap doctor caves.

How much kg of rice and pcs of saba-kan do I need? I already have like 15kg of rice and maybe 20 or so can of deenz.

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will they ban intersate travel? I think i want to go back to central maine wheres theres only 2 cases in a county next to the county i will go to, whole counties with no cases in maine, I have family and property mile into the woods off road easy to protect, nearby kills only a few camps around, I cant stand that I am 40 mins south of boston and also near providence RI should I go soon rather than wait?

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CONTINUE THOTPOSTING

>Russians and Chinese are brothers by blood and spirit.
no

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"We have an epidemic that goes either in German or Italian. It is also possible that this is a slightly different virus - the one from Germany has a slightly different genetic signature, it is less virulent"
holy fuck the text from January was right there 2 variants of this deadly and less deadly

Go out, get some fresh air.
Reminder that human-to-human transmission is NOT confirmed.
If you happen to visit a park or something; you will be at NO risk of spreading it to any innocent people.

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Coof all over him

>I'm scared
Tough.

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They're particle filters so eventually they will clog.
You could just spritz them with Iso Alco if you really wanted to.
Any soaking will cause the fibres to separate rendering them useless.

Then they go out partying, coof everywhere, get arrested and then get coronachan pissing in their lungs while in prison.

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Doctors, nurses, military all making mistake of not protecting their eyes

> >438 cases already

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Do you think they're likely to have a second wave?

If the stories about reinfection are true, this will never go away, rendering the quarantines useless. Thankfully they're not true and this is a psyop

>I think i want to bring the virus into the country and infect innocent people

Cheap booze
I’m a grad student
Same here, though I’m continuing to stockpile while I still can. Even got my hands on several N95s.

There’s still time to stockpile food because panic hasn’t set in yet and the stores are still full.

The average person eats around 5kgs of rice a day so your stock will last you about 3 days.

They work better when they are used. Unless you have trouble breathing leave them like that.

For now.

Numbers seem legit

Guys Wtf m.youtube.com/watch?v=w2F9ZswKv4s&feature=youtu.be

property in the Hills* out of town, on edge of townships and wilderness of Maine , moosehead lake not far, and alligash wilderness

Don't wait nigger just go, if you think it's gonna be safer

Because testing was strict and limited. Its only now that testing is being taken more seriously.

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Its just hypertension fren, relax and get some sleep. You're gonna make it.

Olympics cancelled when?

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>This is a sure victory for our brothers over the Western faggots
Larp as much as you want Stepan Ling, but Russia is still is European. It LITERALLY is a state build on subjugating the Asiatic hordes in the name of European civilization.

Be glad they did it now. We didn't get the lockdown until shit got the fan so hard it fell off the fucking ceiling.

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You really think just because you got it recently in your small country that everything will be fine?

Fuck I want to FUCK those tits so bad and glaze them

On the other hand it is true that mongoloid blood should be strong in both Han and Russians.

I SALUTE AND WELCOME LARDLAND TO THE ROSTER

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Yes. Only if you are normal russian like Stas I Kak Prosto or Rudoy, not a fucking inbreed Svetov-lover

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I'm off the happening train, it's a nothingburger

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Possible. I would leave any city with a lefty mayor

Catalonianfag im scared

>9. The whole country has been taught how to maintain hygiene.

Finally

Any idea how you caught it?
>Japan
>testing
lol
15kg should be good it it’s just you. If there’s a Philippine market in your town, go there because they usually have a ton of canned goods for cheap unlike most supermarkets here

better off with UV light

I'm the sysadmin. Quitting would mean letting one shitty operations manager ruin the company when shit does hit the fan in a weeks time and they see some sense.

Germany most likely is picking up milder cases that would be missed in other countries, but who'd be sustaining the spread.

who else /ready/

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0/10 b8 try harder

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me on bottom left

It says it right there in the tweet. Key services are open. People have to get to work. You do realize shops and hospitals are open in a complete lockdown?
>sorry we can't treat you half our staff couldn't make it in today xD

this is real

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We actually haven't been all that bad with our testing. Bear in mind you can't just waste all your resources on testing every hypochondriac in the country 100 times.

How do you like the Nemcov Square in front of your embassy in Prague, btw?
We really hoped you would appreciate it.

Oy oy oy oy bah mitzvah! Mosl tov!

Not bait and you're retarded.

>will they ban interstate travel?
Australia has closed internal borders, so it's not impossible.

Are you that based zoomer that escaped china?

You frens remember when they laughed at based Alex? Who’s laughing now huh?

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just a flu totally, believe me bro

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Your face is suspiciously familiar..

Look good bratva! What weapons did you stockpile?

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I rarely go over 5kg a month, but that’s with eating out and munching on spaget and potat. I will buy 15-20 kg more.