SCOTTY HAS SHUT DOWN PARLIAMENT FOR 4 1/2 MONTHS >The House has agreed to a revised sitting pattern. Following today's sitting, the next scheduled sitting will be on Tuesday 11 August.
I hope the whole thing doesn't collapse because Australian chads scare the fuck out of me. I don't want to go up against an Aussie chad smoking ice and fucking shit up mad max style. Let's just be civil, stay calm and work together okay friends?
Mehreen Saeed Faruqi was saying that "Capitalism has failed, it is an unethical system" blah blah blah like, complete full on marxist leninism shit you wouldn't even hear at most Green's rallies.
Joseph Price
Of course the pozzed states are still partially open
Andrew Hernandez
WHERE DID IT GO WHERE DID IT GO SO WROOOONG
Caleb Morgan
Source on the ACT closing its borders?
Samuel Thompson
yeah, she is literally going full commie. and a bit of virtue signalling about how women are the most effected, minorities and students. The usual greens antics
Austin Howard
idiots still think it's capitalism
Cameron Martin
hell yeah user i want two pistols so i can set them up to blow both my eyes out the back of my skull. This way if there's an after life I won't have to see my mums disappointed face, and your ugly mug.
Jeremiah Butler
starting to go full abo
Ryan Carter
fuck off were closed
Noah Foster
>he doesnt carry a big fuckoff bowie knife in his car to deter looters
>literally full commie I don't think I've heard an Australian politician squeal that much for communism so much in my life. It was FUCKED.
Gabriel Thompson
That's pretty gay, much better taking some raiders with you
Josiah Young
The Yellow part can be considered as closed if everyone surrounding it has been closed.
Ayden Gutierrez
>rebuilding society that is fair and equal uhhhh commie gtfo
Connor Martin
I don't know about lying, he's just an incompetent cuntsack
Oliver Cruz
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-23/malaria-drugs-labelled-early-coronavirus-covid19-cures-treatment/12081306 >In laboratory tests chloroquine has been found to be effective against some viruses such as chikungunya, dengue, and influenza. >But the WHO report, released earlier this month, said in studies with animals and in randomised controlled trials with humans the medication had been largely disappointing against COVID-19. End of! Trump BTFO. He needs to stop peddling his crackpot conspiracy theory cure-all snakeoil.
You need a CRN to claim a payment from Centrelink.
If you have never gotten a payment from Centrelink or your parents never received a payment for you (Parenting payment/Family tax benefit) there's a good chance you DO NOT HAVE A CRN. The exception to this would be if you have ever had a partner that got a payment, because Centrelink would have made a CRN for you as it is needed for both members of a couple to pay them.
The only way to get a CRN is to go in to a service centre. It can not be done online. This should be obvious, because people being able to make CRNs at home would be an absolute shit show. It stops people from having multiple records.
You can call Centrelink and they can tell you if you have a CRN if they can identify a record as belonging to you. Phones would be absolutely chockers right now.
Hope this clears a few things up for some of you who have never gotten welfare before.
Noah Ward
That's the whole Australia. When we say Australia we mean NSW and VIC, the rest simply doesn't exist.
Justin Wilson
wtf is that?
Ayden Foster
no they straight up lied and then doubled down on the lie, and then eventually admitted it was not a DDOS.
Hudson Cooper
Who else has a bowl of caps for brekkie?
Jaxon Phillips
You mean, how could it go so RIGHT
Liam Ward
borders arent closed travellers have to "self isolate" yeah like they're gonna do that 100% qld is just trying to sound tough again even though they're pooftas no one wants to go there permanantly because of the nigger tier heat
Nathaniel Rivera
Uni of QLD says otherwise, these literally WHO cunts are just trying to get us all killed
Damn it. It appears still open but limited operations for now
Angel Sullivan
I do, and they're all vitamin C.
Jackson Lopez
Hey lads It's the lad who had his gf cheated on him for the last 3 years Kicked her out onto the street and found out she ended up getting beaten and raped last night Karma is real kek
Andrew Brown
Thanks friend, i know i have a CRN somewhere cause i tried to sign up for youth allowance many years ago, hopefully i can do this. Cheers cunt >inb4 12 hour phone queue
Blake Cruz
my forehead feels hot and i haive a sharp heavy pain in the middle of my chest am i kill?
Jacob Nelson
fuck bros i bought a rooster roll instead of a rippa roll should i just kill myself?
Evan Gray
Dunno I picked a random .webm.
Dominic Reyes
People should register a CRN no matter what, in case you need centrelink, just like people should slowly stock up stuff.
chad here, you're right to be scared because i'm going to rape the shit out of you, that's 100% money back guaranteed.
Logan Russell
Not him but just adding my experience. I got YA in 2016, I have a CRN. After submitting all my shit online last night for job seekers, it informed me I need an in person ID check. I did that before for YA years ago, and it's telling me to do it again. The people who designed this system are fucking MORONS. I don't even know if they can meet the phone interview date that I submitted. How can they? They'll have 100,000s of calls to get through.
Luke Torres
Niggerz and neetz rise in the cities. Take what the boomers took and eat this society out like a diseased whore.
Jace Phillips
That is absolutely not ordinary.
Nicholas Kelly
Blocked em all I sent her a lol and blocked her again but kek
Jeremiah Wilson
Fuck I realized I made a claim for student allowance. What the fuck do I do
>allow capitalists to casualize the workforce >nobody has job security >allows for mass layoffs >taxpayers not employers foot the bill now we dont have jobs
>allow inflation in housing market >allow unchecked foreign investment >refuse socialist housing projects >keep boomers "investment" properties overvalued >now ordinary people are paying a third of their income in rent to "investors". >they just invested in keeping us out of the property market Now we can't own homes
>Allow cheap asian goods >gear economy wholey toward chinese exports >boomers get rich quick >reduce domestic manufacturing capabilities >loose primary industry revenue to foreign mega-corporations We still overpay for gas, electricity and goods
Fuck this man, what's the point even voting when seniors make up so much of the population
Everything the LNP did wrong will be blamed on Labor, as usual.
Hunter Ramirez
Damn, australia is that dangerous?
Bentley Hughes
It's an equalizer you faggot
Jaxon Ward
Mine keeps dropping out.
Michael Powell
If you are going to go to centerlink and can afford to wait until after you get a flu vaccine, do so. Being in a line for a few hours with 100 other people is a fucking recipe for disaster, but I do understand some people are living paycheck to paycheck.
this, scomo is a wartime president now he is basically guaranteed the win, provided he doesnt cock it up majorly somehow. I think hes been doing quite well personally.
Luis Green
MFW The Purge was on television last night.
The psychological programming has begun.
Neetz and niggerz rise up.
Charles Price
www.tafensw.edu.au/courses
Logan Johnson
>In time's of crisis, the captain is always the first to get off the boat.
Joseph Perry
GOOK OP BEST OP
Nicholas Bell
im sure his bugeoise ass won't mind being the first against the wall
Parker Allen
Cry
Hudson Miller
>when seniors make up so much of the population not for long
at least it would have been if the gov didnt wise up
Parker Robinson
If society collapses before I had the chance to own a dishwasher I'm gonna be so fucking pissed off. I don't want to be relegated to do my own dishes for the rest of my fucking life. If it collapses I'm coming for your fucking dish washers watch out ya cunts.
Austin Torres
it wasnt but now its diverse and we have food from many cultures! I really like what they've done with the place
Do you think certain countries, maybe even Australia will come out the other end of this pandemic with long lasting socialist policies? Such as universal basic income?
Don't spray me, I hate the communists as much as everyone else here, but I think it is inevitable that they will size the opportunity in get some left wing polices implemented
> when seniors make up so much of the population Awesome. So many opportunities. Itll be like a war killed off all the competition.
Mason Flores
He ALREADY cocked it up majorly by not closing the borders earlier. We could be sitting comfy if it wasn't for that cowardly retard
Cooper Thompson
Too many, and that's going to be a huge issue when the smoke's cleared and there's suddenly a million and a bit people who dont want to go back to work anymore. Work's for me since im a perpetual wageslave and am too proud to live off Centerlink.
just imagine the fucking dread all these wagies will have once their holiday is over and they have to go back to work no more waking up early, no more rushhour commute, can stay up late get shit faced on a weekday and sleep all day the next day watch tv shows and play video games all day they won't be able to handle going back to the wagie life i predict a spike in suicide rates after this corona stuff dies down
Gavin Richardson
Buy the dip
Bentley Brown
The planes are down so he couldn't fly off to Hawaii this time.
Gabriel Gutierrez
I hope you all have discussed a decon procedure with those you live with?
Really he just has to not cock it up completely. Still a hard task and an unenviable one though.
Oliver Rivera
He's also given us a dogshit stimulus package, compared to what has been delivered in New Zealand, the UK and the US.
Though I suspect he will announce school closures and a total lockdown tomorrow now that New Zealand has done it.
Thomas Sullivan
too many I fear a new crackdown on us stream C's once we go back to normal
Brody Barnes
it doesn't work on jew though. Just delouses them.
Jason Ortiz
>Do you think certain countries, maybe even Australia will come out the other end of this pandemic with long lasting socialist policies? Such as universal basic income Yes. Unironically the Libs doubling Newstart was fucking retarded. Taking away something that has been given to people is HARD, and generally unpopular. UBI is incoming after this silly move.
Not to mention, communist sympathies rise during economic crisis and political instability.
Cooper James
no one cares about each others shitty kids, that almost always turn into more shitty adults
govt currently seems very against the idea & is funnelling everything through cenno
makes sense if they already have the infastructure, although kek >cenno working properly even before now
I dont see morrison & co doing it, they're too concerned about optics to their "base" , even if it would be more expedient than an attempt to mass expand cenno backend to cope with new demand
when labor win the next election I see them pushing it pretty hard tho
Lincoln Miller
Then the collapse will truly be upon us
Adam Diaz
That's not sustainable. NEET life will be cancelled after this and we will get some Thatcher bitch telling us to tighten out bootstraps
Adam Morales
National Socialist, more like it.
Jason Sanchez
NSW and Victoria can't close their borders to each other since they have suburbs on the border
Pointless anyway since its community spread in both states
Lucas Cox
UBI is an awesome idea all the boomers house prices rises are effectively UBI
If UBI happens I'd be set working only working 10-20 works a week which would be sweet.
Dylan Gomez
Imagine if we were a socialist republic for 6 months kek. Have you grandkids reading about the street battles being fought in Mount Druitt between communists and capitalists islanders
Gabriel Bennett
Pauline was right about borders Landslide incoming
RIP to everyone who hasn't been able to get in yet, you either starve or go to a packed office.
Jeremiah Fisher
so i don't get any ceno payments if i'm on youth allowance?
Nicholas Cox
I wonder how Queensland will manage its border closure given that the Gold Coast and Tweed Heads are effectively one city. Gold Coast airport even cuts through the border.
Carter Powell
hope qanda is comedy gold tonight
Dominic Hill
greens just got BTFO'd by everyone in the senate >THE NO'S HAVE IT
Benjamin Perez
boomer house price rises are completely illiquid how does it compare in any way to ubi?
Joshua Hughes
if you use a washing machine you're a fucking hypocritical cunt okay rat?
Luis Wood
What the fuck we doing now they're shutting the borders in gold coast That's fucked. They're already lining up police cars on the highway. What the fuck do we do
Charles Mitchell
She was right about everything. If LibLab and the media hadn't conspired against her this country would be a completely different place.
This. Boomers were literally getting on cruise ships 2 weeks ago. The NRL played in front of crowds 8 days ago. He obviously should have shut the borders earlier but normies wouldn’t have accepted it. He did ban Chinese late January so I think that’s helped. Having 2.5 million gooks with passports or residency doesn’t help.
Liam Wood
>street battles being fought in Mount Druitt No need for future what ifs, user. West Sydney suburbs are basically a powder keg right now. Someone needs to light the spark.
Hunter Williams
Nothing cob, get comfy. Here's a map showing Vic cases for all you goylets out there that are gonna hit the floor.
