So, this is slowly coming true right?

>Idols will speak and move about
definitely watching that unfold right now with celebrities on twitter

Better quality picture. Faggot.
Some people like the more warm toned and advanced HDR if the iPhone in comparaison with everything else on the market.

fuck this ambiguous bullshit. It can go gay gangbang buttfuck with Q and his herd of queers.

Confirmed. The leaf shitposter didn’t even have a get, just a bunch of vague statements that fanatics latched to as prophecy

I don't buy a word of this shit, but the fact that it's managed to endure this long really says something about both prophecies and the types of people that post here.

Bible already tells us what's gonna happen. God will destroy false religion then Armageddon

It might be. It's too vague though.

Nostradamus?

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>Virgin
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iphone is chinese surveillance control gadget. everything you do on iphone will be tracked. trust no smart phone.

Prophecy niggers be like
The blue monkey will sing eternally

>blue monkey
youtube.com/watch?v=NOUE41RjU7o

the dam isn't warped, rather china deliberately warps google images as a point of policy to prevent it being used for military purposes to pinpoint locate things.

The weather has been record low temperatures around the world much to the chagrin of global warming advocates.
>Three branches become one
Republicans won all three branches in 2016
>Island drifts away
Brexit
>Killing bolt in the night
N Korea launching missile over Japan in 2017
>Star gorging on clay
Israel claiming Jerusalem and the Golan Heights
>Idols will speak and move about
I think we are here: Pedowood is losing their fucking minds right now.

>The black flag will fly above the dome
>The belly of the dragon will drip with water
These two are next, current global chaos could cause any number of events to happen, my eyes are towards China and Saudi but the dome could be somewhere else.
>Two voices will call out in silence.
Two important people are going to die, perhaps.
>A rock will stand on seven hills
If we get this far and the next Pope is named Peter...
>Ravens will starve
Raven is a symbol of vice in the old testament and jewish talmud.
>Bear will leave it's cave
Russia is one of the most christian nations in the world, if this involves trying to force God's hand into something (blasphemy), it would make sense that orthodox Russians would get involved.
>Rod and ring
No idea, something happening in Mesopotamia, perhaps Iran.

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kek.

The leaf implies a warping of a Google earth image is enough trickery as to mask the exact location of a big fucking dam in china
Let me guess other satellites dont exist and glow niggers haven't visited the dam for selfies
Gone through the structural plans to pinpoint any vulnerabilities that could be used to explain to the masses what actually happened on the next episode of mega disasters

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charge your battery fagget

youtu.be/VG3TTkStLUw what the hell?!

youtube.com/watch?v=hBM7GvOCeME

that was always my first thought about that one. If we did go to war it'd be one hell of a target.

High kill count
Disease would spread
precious farm land lost
energy production affected
10's or 100's of thousands of PLA tied up

the question is will we do it or will Chinese building standards and polystyrene cement blocks.

>The black flag will fly above the dome
Isis is ded. An Israeli user said people were driving around waving black flags the other day in protest of quarantines etc. This could be a reference to the dome one the rock, maybe something big will happen in Israel. I think the dome of the rock makes most sense in reference to the dome.

>The belly of the dragon will drip with water
3 Gorges dam blows out.

>The Ravens will starve
Perhaps this is fit now. Ravens traditionally gather to feast upon the dead, will follow famine and hosts of war across the land to do so. They gather for the Corona dead, ready for a great harvest, but are sorely disappointed with the few who get sick after the humans made such a fuss about nothing. ?

that is a cookie cutter horoscope-vague infinite ambiguity weed-high introspection word salad prediction fecal pile

Idols are certainly speaking and moving about. When CA flips red the bear will have left its cave forever

you can spin any of those to fit fucking anything
its like trying to describe what common objects clouds look like

I've been THINKING about this one going for a while now.

;-)

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AHAHAHAH

>two voices that will call out in silence
>where is Joe Biden and Ruth Ginsburg

Also, are you an actual virgin?

Kek

Yes, blame slide threads on the chinks, kike boy.

She never mentioned covid19. That keemstar did though, or was that a troll

If it does not collapse then it is not a story

>no digits on pic
OP remains a faggot

Wrong.

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god you fucking queers and.your gayass "predictions"

iPhone aka goy_it_just_werks phones are actually good when. Jailbroken. Even better now that Android can be installed but it's hella buggy wait a few years.

I just never understood the apple bashing to be honest. Where I work in lib_island aka Seattle all the senior devs use Mac for most coding and Linux for back end shit and prototyping. They also have the newest iPhones usually. But the interns that are fresh starts from the cathedral are using Kek windows and Android lol.i guess the poorfag meme is realz hahahahahaha memes are life I guess.

c'mon user, don't be a party pooper.

Something in regards to Britain or the Royal Family?

Looks like someone took major issues from the early summer of 2016 and tried to sound prophetic by turning them into vague predictions.

>Three branches will become one.
"The branches of government will grow closer and the government will beecome more controlling". Nice work predicting what nearly everyone on the internet has been predicting for over 20 years now.

>An island will drift away.
On the day that post was made, a week before the Brexit referendum, a TNS survey came out suggesting that Leave was ahead.

>The black flag will fly above the dome.
This was when ISIS was not done for yet on a territorial level. Maybe this guy guessed that they would take Jerusalem and hoist their flag above the Dome of the Rock.

>A rock will stand on seven hills
Very generic; likely because he figured the Pope would croak and a new one would be elected. Also ties in with the fake Prophecy of the Popes, which holds that the final pope will be called Peter the Roman.

>The bear will leave its cave forever
"Russia is back on the world stage after the humiliations of the 1990s-2000s". Yes, well done, guy, you looked at Ukraine and Syria in 2016.

The rest seems to be idle drivel.

The only Thing i can make out here is that the drifting Island could be interpretet as brexit. Have no idea what the other things could be.

Imagine overpaying for electronics because it has a fucking fruit silhouette on it

I can make a bunch of vague statements and call it a prophecy.

The tall man eats at dawn
In a giraffe, winged birds craft lies
Four bears bare beer
Rick says hello

The memes become us, user.

Yeah I got no idea w t f this memes

>reddit flag
>VIRGIN

Sounds about right

In Native American cultures a bear symbolizes a good omen and conveys authority.

Can't believe people still post this retarded shit. At least there are containment threads for all the low IQ motherfuckers on here

Or it could mean a power struggle.

bibletools.org/index.cfm/fuseaction/Topical.show/RTD/cgg/ID/2131Bear-as-Symbol.htm

>muh cryptic faggot bullshit for legitimate schizophrenics
that was so fucking gay and homosexual I couldn't even read all of it

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I swear, when Soleimani was killed, they raised a black flag above a mosque. I can see the image in my head. This prophecy was the first thing I thought of when I saw it.
Now I've just searched this, and EVERY search for black flag soleimani gives an image with a red flag.
Wtf.

signs
>three branches will become on
basicly all the militaries of the world?
>an island will drift away
every single piece of land is drifting away due to the plate tectonics
>a killing bolt will shine in the night but wont kill
thunderstorm.exe we meet again
>the star will gorge itself on clay
hello glass
>idols will speak
speaking or not same shit
>the black flag will fly above the dome
hello jack
>the belly of dragon will drip water
doesnt even make sense
>two voices will call out in silence
hello noise cancelling earbuds
>a rock in stand on sevel hills
geology has left the room
>the ravens will starve
as long as human bodies exist they wont
>the bear will leave its cave forever
thats what they do each year before hibernation
>the rod and ring will strike
thats what i tell my gf before pounding her small ass

Somebody said something about a proverbial wall street bear? Ring a bell?

I can make vague, meaningless bullshit up too.

The niggers will tongue my anus