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Aaron Scott
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James Reyes
Thank you coronachan
Adam Baker
Praise him
Chase Robinson
threads are such low effort today lmao, lucky we have 3 going at all times
Luis Scott
CORONA RIOTS WHEN?
Dominic Thomas
Can anyone explain why the corona supplement won't start until late April with the economy needs a stimulus NOW? I'm no economic expert but I think I could do better than Scomo.
Isaac Phillips
probably very soon if the proverbial breadlines at centrelink continue. the cities are dead, a ripe stage for revolution.
Xavier Brooks
WHERE'S MY SCOMOBUX FUCKING CENNALINK LOAD YA BASTARD
Jack Garcia
This is the consequence of making wage slaves live week to week.
Elijah Cruz
>show up to centrelink at 10:30am on happening day
>news reported shows up and i tell them they need more workers and i only have $10 in my bank
why am i so retarded auspol?
Michael Foster
and a greater result of the oppressive liberal democracy exploiting its workers for the wealthy oligarch to consolidate endless amounts of capital and profit.
Asher Bennett
>1.7 million Australians could be on the dole in coming months
Mass unemployment inc
Aiden Murphy
it's gone forever, gotta call or go in now
Isaac Gomez
Why can't we ban charging tenants rent during the crisis?
People can't work, they can't pay rent.
Why shouldn't landlords take their share of the national economic cutback?
Eli Garcia
Thats what I said. Theyve squeezed all they could out of the everyday worker and now they cant go to work for more than a week they have to get on the gibs train like everyone else because (((they))) created a society so fine tuned that now shit has literally hit the fan its all collapsing before our very eyes.
Benjamin White
>Mass unemployment inc
it's already here lol
Jonathan Brown
Lol which channel you on
Easton Long
Come back tomorrow
Jose Morris
*steals the next election*
(if we make it that far)
Logan Jenkins
if they close bottle-o's or the internets stops working, that's when riots will happen
Joseph Martinez
we can only hope this awakens the international proletariat in their class and political consciousness herein. the obvious and blatant contempt towards the underclass is being sold as preventive measures, a consent to imprisonment. our shackles are being replaced by even shinier and thicker chains.
Levi Scott
They won't. Bottle shops are considered an essential service lol
Landon Fisher
Don't spend it all in one place, lol.
Elijah Wright
I work in the medical industry and have to keep working and risk exposure for 23 dollaroos a fucking hour while druggo dole bludgers get to stay home and spend their socomo bucks on weed and pornhub premium. I am beyond infuriated.
Jack Garcia
Hunter Cooper
>herein
you is gay
Evan Sanders
basic utilities are the final floodgates. there is no way the government will let any of those fail lest they want to squander this opportunity of total and final austerity.
Adam Murphy
>Work hard for 1k a week
>dole bludgers get 750$ payout and double increase pays fortnightly
>I get rewarded by going to work 5 days a week to contract coronavirus and get taxed
>zero payout for working
Fucking dogged hard boys, work in nbn so we’re an essential industry even though we are ducking useless.
Can’t wait for corona virus to hit my work so I can get that free money and sell drugs
Jaxon Gonzalez
Because of the alcoholics lol theyd get withdrawals and clog up the emergency services even more.
Ethan Sanders
Imagine how many people would die from the DT's if they did.
Cameron Miller
>even the $100,000 to businesses won't happen until late April
What the fuck? The businesses will be bankrupt by then, what the fuck is this government doing?
Juan Powell
>most of the office is WFH
>I still have to go in every day because "well user, we're just following government advice and your work is considered essential"
>decide to rock up 10am every day
>slack off, take 1.5 hour lunches
>leave at 4pm
Please fire me.
Joshua Butler
>Qld border closed
>Work in Qld but live in nsw, just over the border
Guess I'm working from home a bit longer lads. Cheers to alcoholism
Anthony Butler
that's the unspoken purpose behind liberal's new stimulus package, it's to at least keep the property market afloat by allowing tenants to keep paying rent. don't be fooled into thinking this is a philanthropic quest to keep the common man alive, mass backlogs of unpaid rent is bad for business because the landlords are the real victims in this crisis. once the property bubble bursts, the liberal party have no reason to exist.
Jack Harris
we've got two threads you dumbcunts
Noah Powell
you better keep that ping down wagie
Ethan Baker
Any recently laid off wagies need a loan? 1200% interest rate first week free. Best deal you can get. Apply by replying to this post.
Benjamin Sullivan
QLD Border closed on Wednesday 12pm lol, government is useless, if youre gonna close it, close it now
Hudson Rodriguez
>387 replies, page 10, memeflag
Jace Stewart
Don't be an idiot. You have a fucking career and are building experience. People on the dole are earning chump change compared to you and are wasting their lives.
Ryder Nelson
sent ;)
Carson Rivera
it fills me with great pleasure knowing you normalfag wageslaves are going to fucking starve
been on the dole for 10 years and still getting looked after by mummy and daddy
eat shit and die
Parker Wright
HAHAHAHA
yeah my online course just got canned cause bad connection. Get down to the node wagie!
Brody Sullivan
Horse shit. Booze addicts that quit just mope around with the shakes for a few days then they're fine.
Charles King
Yes.
Cameron Anderson
>tfw you have a 6-switch atari vcs
Hudson Perry
Yeah naa plenty of em would end up in hospital.
Matthew Johnson
at least you're working and not a part of the lumpenproletariat on constant centrelink payments whose minds are governed solely by the decadence of western imperialism and empty consumerism
Luke Lopez
Nah cunt gonna be smashing all that premo hfc so you dogs in ya self isolation have no internet, you cunts will start offing yourself
Leo King
Lol
Josiah Carter
Because if you go out and spend it now before coronachan spreads far and wide you won't get the coof when you spend your neetbux.
Jason Carter
Let me access my super before it's all gone, AAAAAAAAAAAARGGGHHHHHH
Easton Sullivan
dont worry you cuck neet, when the shit goes south we will be kicking in your door and taking your tendie ration
Benjamin Wood
Dept. of housing charges 25% of your income and that goes up as your income goes up until you hit the market value for rent. We should do that instead of going rent free because no cunt will ever pay rent again otherwise.
Also what do you lads make of this webm?
Brayden Kelly
Same brother, I'd still be working even in a lockdown because of essential services, I'm honestly considering going to work and yelling gamer words until I get escorted out and sacked.
Juan Perry
So the next financial quarter will be a good one with some growth and we won’t officially enter a recession. This quarter is beyond saving tb h fa m
Jace Ross
Yeah mate but you probably fuck onaholes and have diabetes.
Cameron Miller
friendly reminder I will be working out as I always have, eating clean as I always have and playing video games while pajeets and chinks coof on you
drugs and alcohol are unironically for wagies
Easton Rodriguez
Have you take 5 minutes out of your day today to
Praise Him™
Matthew Flores
Epic gamer moment
Jonathan Nguyen
Who cares if it won't "officially" be in a recession? We've been in recession for over 5 years and we're certainly in one now.
Jordan Fisher
Why would I starve?
My job is more secure than a lot of the office staff where I am.
Lincoln Lewis
can tax payers get some money please? anything
Jaxon Collins
guys, with the pubs being closed, can I still go to the casino and gamble away my hard earned wagiebux?
Grayson King
>tfw earning 8k a month as a casual teacher
Don't close the schools cunts
Caleb Gonzalez
NRL is kill
Aaron Phillips
watching normalfags suffer fills me with pure ecstacy
Adrian Martin
They are suspending the parliament until August
Hudson Reyes
It’s all about the good optics so Scomo’s name won’t be dragged through the shit anymore
Kayden Robinson
Apparently that webm is 7 months old but still fucking subhuman. I don't even know how retarded you have to be to do it in front of a guy obviously filming himself.
Carter Torres
He should of smashed those insects.
Bag over hand for safety of course.
Lincoln Williams
no
Elijah Johnson
given how things are, you won't get fired and other employees might start shouting the same gamer words too
Carter Perry
Fucking dole bludgers, I better be able to report tomorrow... I'm watching channel 9 brizzy and watching you fucks in droves to become "us" is pathetic... contain yourselves.
Joseph Reyes
Yes.
Bentley Jackson
No, and dont even think about withdrawing your super because we cant until Mid April and looking at the way things are going, we wont have any fucking thing left in the cunt anyway. Mines dropped $3063 so far.
Jonathan Morales
good fucking shit game for bogans
Hunter Morales
>96k p.a. casual
So you teach rocket science?
Austin Lee
I saw police cars already assembling at the border. Shows over folks.
Jason Hernandez
no wagie, you WILL do as your masters order you to and you damn well know it.
You are in a living prison now wagie, you cant get fired because you wont be eligible for double neet bucks
Only way you can get it is if you lose your job due to it shutting down and with all of us NEETS playing vidya while you slave away demand will be higher than ever
You are an essential wagie
Anthony King
Essential medical worker here too.
The Happening finally occurs and I've still gotta go to work.
>gotta wage cuck through The Happening
Ayden Watson
In Cronulla, imagine the headlines. Kek
Michael Phillips
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Nicholas Adams
don't you love the irony?
normalfags: DOLE BLUDGERS SHOULD KILL THEMSELVES REE REE REE
also normalfags: SAVE ME CENTRELINK FROM THE SCARY CHINESE COUGH
Ryan Taylor
hehehehe wagies BTFO as usual
Andrew Price
Republic of Queensland WHEN?
John Jenkins
Sorry mate I'm flat out right now refreshing cenno
Zachary Campbell
why are they closing the border? If someone went on a weekend trip interstate they'd now be trapped there.
Jayden Perez
> Theater
kek. those tags.
Aiden Nguyen
given queenslands' predilection for authoritarianism it's going to be a dictatorship.
Lucas Long
They can't maintain the housing bubble the commerical property crash has already began it will be a top down realstate collapse we're talking 50% losses 1 in 10 mortgage holders are already stuck with loans which are more expensive than property value unless the RBA is willing to buy houses which I haven't ruled out there is no stopping it. It's long overdue but it will be devestating to millennials and gen Y who only got their first home in the last decade the economic effects will only help to overload an already devestated system once again the banks win.
Caleb Parker
ALSO GIVE ME DOUBLE WITH NONE OF THE EFFORT OF MUTUAL OBLIGATIONS AND BULLSHIT!!!! REEEEEE
Easton Davis
Was bound to happen, no idea why they thought they'd be able to continue
Jose Hernandez
Who else /not paying council rates/?
Gabriel Peterson
Dylan Reyes
What would Saint Tarrant do in times like these?
Nathan Sanders
Never because our premier is a weak spineless bitch worse than Scomo or Koala Killer, shell sit on her ass and wait for the federal government to implement measures or implement them too late. Wednesday night 12:00pm QLD Border shuts. Its literally a joke, yet shes so concerned during her interview for people to BACK AWAY WE NEED SOCIAL DISTANCING AHHHHHHHHHRGHRGHRHGH
Hudson Howard
haven’t paid my electricity bill of 150$ in 3 weeks. I could, but i’d rather have the money
Dominic Wright
how long till bread lines lads?
Isaac Myers
rumors are floating that legal weed for NSW and victoria is going to be announced this week to help the economy.
Adrian Mitchell
well that's good, there is hope. it needed to crash and was always going to one way or another. who would have thought deliberately keeping houses off the market to artificially inflate their value would have dire consequences?
Dylan Gomez
Don't scuff your crocs schlomo.
Isaiah Sullivan
my centrelink 2FA code had quads in it, top that wagies
Hudson Carter
probably sit in his jail cell