/cvg/ Corona Virus General #2433

► Detected: 342,776 (+1,609) ► Died: 14,846 (+60)
~~~ Remaining to surpass H1N1: 3654 deaths ~~~
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>EXPONENTIAL GROWTH EXPLAINED
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>NEWS
Hong Kong tries to go back to normal, "third wave" stops it
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US unemployment rate to hit 30%, Fed estimates
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All of urban India under lockdown, affecting 455 million
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Trump no longer skeptic: "There's never been anything like this"
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12% of deaths in Italy had no previous conditions
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>RESEARCH
Coronavirus is airborne, WHO officials confirm
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Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
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Kidney and testicular damage found in three clinical datasets
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All cases in study test positive 2 weeks after "recovery"
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Virus affects blood circulation
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>REMINDER
UK expects up to 100,000 deaths
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Austria under lockdown, 8 million people
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WHO says Italy testing too many people
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China treating patients with "traditional Chinese medicine"
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Wuhan biolab sold lab animals as wild-caught to wet markets
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>LIVE
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>LATEST CASES
05:04: 21 new cases in Germany.
04:57: 58 new cases in Brazil.
04:34: 16 new cases and 8 new deaths in the Philippines.
04:31: 122 new cases in Thailand.
04:02: 66 new cases and 3 new deaths in India.
04:00: 64 new cases and 7 new deaths in South Korea.
03:30: First case in Grenada. The patient is a 50-year-old woman who traveled from the United Kingdom.

>MORE
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It's well beyond the time for you to say your daily 'Thank You' to China.

The Chinese authorities have done everything in their power to stop the spread of and protect YOU from the deadly coronavirus.
As harsh and far-reaching as their actions were; they have proven that not even the Chinese administration could contain this within the confines of their quarantine zones which is most concerning because whites are now obligated to deal with the consequences of the pandemic.
I'm not sure they're capable of coping with the miscellaneous facets of this sociopolitical crisis as well as Asians have so far. This is stacked with their pathetic excuse from a 'reaction' to the virus.
It is obvious whites may face numerous issues in light of the fact that their societies lack the kind of Asian discipline the Chinese population exhibits and this may very well exacerbate the current situation and propel it beyond the boundaries established by the Chinese authorities through their robust security measures and rigorous attention to details.

No amount of baseless, slanderous accusations can negate the valor and the extreme perseverance shown by the Chinese administration and Chinese people over the last month or so.
Whether Europeans and other ethnicities are able to keep up with this laudable display of Asian discipline and thus, decelerate the spread of this mysterious disease remains to be seen

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Listen up OP,
Stop making these threads.
Whoever is paying you to make this bullshit up, I want you to stop and just think about the people.
All those innocent people you've terrified. Think about them. They think some virus is ripping through the world; meanwhile it's long since been contained.
24/7 you fearmonger, spreading misinfo and lies out through these threads to journos who blow it up on mainstream media to terrify the public into buy buy buying.

What you're doing is despicable and you need to stop.

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公民 902-484-635 - 複製粘貼上述文本。在驗證完成後存入的貸方。

>NOOOOO CORONA IS ONLY SLOWING DOWN CAUSE THEY RAN OUT OF TESTS!!! YOU ONLY HAVE A 99.7% OF SURVIVING IF YOU'RE UNDER 40!!!! ITS HAPPENING FOR REAL THIS TIME!!!!

>ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING I SAID ITS FUCKING HAPPENING THIS IS ALL I HAVE IN MY PATHETIC SAD LIFE, DONT TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME!!!!!

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Okay happeningfags, now without screaming like autistic manchildren;
Let's take a realistic look at why this virus is a nothingburger...

First off:
I know you like to act like you know everything about Virology; you just don't.
Look up the Dunning-Kruger effect, these threads are a prime example.

Secondly:
>B..But Italy!
Yes, there have been quite a large amount of deaths in Italy.
Let's see what those people are like:
>99.2% had pre-existing conditions.
>0% were under 40

The vast majority of posters here will be perfectly fine. Just don't visit grandma for a few weeks.
This isn't going to kill us all. Just relax before the stress kills you. You need to relax.
This virus will not do substantial damage, It can't. There is a mountain of evidence to prove that.

Most people are in lockdown at home now; the virus will run out of hosts in a few weeks and it'll level out.
>inb4 shilll shilll
It's just the truth, sorry.

It's time to leave this thread, leave this site and leave your computer.
It's time to move on.

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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE CORONA VIRUS IS DESTROYING OUR PEOPLE!!! THERE IS ONLY A 98 PERCENT CHANCE THAT WE WILL LIVE!! WE NEED TO FIND A CURE AS FAST AS POSSIBLE OR SOON THERE WILL ONLY BE 98% OF US LEFT!!

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Are they paying you extra when you include a photo ?

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Threadly reminder that this is a nothingburger because THIS literally happens EVERY DAY in China

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/cvg/ will make zero arguments to any of my points above

It’s funny how China will eventually come out unscathed and all the cuckservatives will seethe

Yes, the government is paying people to argue with you on this site Yas Forums.
Take medication.

This is the final warning anons
corovnavirus will fuck america in the ass
plase stay home, do not go out
many people in the united states will die

if you stay home you will be safe and the ones you love will be safe too

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shut the fuck up nerd. I need to keep this meme going as long as possible until I can start raking in those Trumpbuxx. I plan on buying metals and have no plan on paying the government back if this is just a "loan". Lets be real, the government isn't ever gonna send goons or collection agencies after someone for not paying back their coronabuxx that they needed during a hard time, it would be a media disaster for him in his second term

:^)

Do not fall for confirmation bias. Of course numbers are going to go up now that people are being tested.
You can not be counted if no one is counting. Unless you are the average death age of 78.5 or have an underlying condition like obesity you are going to be fine. Please calm the fuck down.

Reminder that Germans report only a 0.3% CFR and 0.008% admission to ICU
That's 2 patients out of 25k
What can't the world be more like Germany?

Xi is literally already dead lol

I have never said government, you came to the conclusion yourself.

More likely you are a wumao now.

公民 902-484-635 - 複製粘貼上述文本。 在驗證完成後存入的貸方。

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did you even read what I wrote? Are you just some copypasta bugman? Is everyone here a bugman but me? How can I tell which anons are real anons

>coughing
>feel a sore throat coming up

Bros...

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Please wake up! There's no virus, there's no epidemic. It's just your imagination.
We know it seems real to you but it's not. Look out of the window. There's no military, there are no looters, not a single body bag.
People are walking around cheering and laughing. It's beautiful spring out there! We know it's hard for you. We know you are afraid to leave the house, but you HAVE TO COME BACK TO LIFE.

Think about your mother. She is crying every night and praying for you to get better. Please, please, end this madness.
We will go to the doctor and try to figure it out with him, ok? We really, really love you, but we can't let you to hide in the bedroom for the rest of your life.

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SO THIS IS THE Yas Forums I HAVE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT, BLATANTLY DISPLAYING RACIST IMAGERY, WHICH PROMOTES AND ENCOURAGES ACTS OF VIOLENCE AGAINST ASIAN AMERICANS.

YOU KNOW WHAT IS WORSE THAN THE VIRUS?

RACISM
FASCISTS BTFO

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Its the soft power aspect of it but make no mistake this is hybrid warfare. It covers all the bases. Information warfare. These pics are all over Twitter. Propaganda. They're rushing to aid Italy while others sit on the sidelines. Counter Diplomacy. We've spent the last 3 years calling them hell spawn and yet now they're acting as angels of mercy.

Throw in the economic woes, immigration crisis and now the pandemic that Italy has suffered and I will find it very hard to believe that they'll freely participate in any vote against Russia in the future after they made such a dramatic show of aid.

The US military is in a huddle getting ready to fan out in the US to keep order (have it on good authority from a variety of sources...National Guard will be the face but active duty will be waiting in the background) so they're not able to respond.

But I wish we could.

Our friends need help. Real help and we're not doing anything visibly to help (again I know we are in the background but visibility is needed especially to the citizens of the affected nations).

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I blame China for the virus in the first place, but at this point, they BTFO America in terms of their response and they’re doing PR stunts sending doctors to other countries

It's just a cold faggot.

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Reminder that China does nothing but lie.

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I always knew chinks were gay but CCP and xi's cock sucking (((cnn))) duplicates sound like a special kind of gay.

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"The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus." -Joshua Lederberg, Nobel prize winning microbiologist

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usa and the Italy at fault.
-american flu lives at 100000+
-america army at Wuhan
-great china economy now.
-we link supply countries europe no thanks.
-china solved American flu.


Why is the responsibility of the world because of bases American not looked at for spread virus?

even spambots are getting in on it.

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I want Corona-chan to jerk me off with her feet!

im real fren

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Fastest replying shills in the west

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but i thought memes protected you?

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China virus

L.O.L.
Lazy fucking chinks.

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YOU HAVE A COLONIZER'S MENTALITY. PERHAPS YOU HAVE NOT BEEN EDUCATED AND ARE IGNORANT OF YOUR BIGOTRY.

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Ever since #300 these generals have devolved into an echo-chamber of larpers, bad math and misinterpreted stats.

I know you like to think you know everything about Virology but you just don't.
Look up the Dunning-Kruger effect, these threads are a prime example.

Look at the Diamond Princess.
>712 infected, 8 dead
That's a 1.12% death rate, mirroring Influenza.
>B...But what about Italy!
Well, about that:
>0% chance of dying if you're under 40
>99% of those who died had preexisting conditions.
The vast majority of posters here will be perfectly fine. Just don't visit grandma for a few weeks.
This isn't going to kill us all. Just relax before the stress kills you. You need to relax.
>inb4 shilll shill
Sorry to burst your bubble; it's just the truth

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cvg's info all comes from ppl who run to the Dr with a cold

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seems like there's just no end in italy.
what the fuck. i canÄt comprehend how the german deathrate is so much lower...
what's going on here anons? what am i missing?

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You mean lie like China? They already are.

I love these people. I always ask them why two white people can't have a black baby if race is just in our heads and then I get one of two responses:

1. Incoherent shrieking.
2. "My wife and I had a black baby."

Either way, I laugh my ass off.

i wana see some lung autopsy jpg

you will die coughing up pink foam.

I have indeed colonized a great many poon, although regretably I must refrain for a time being due to your fucking chink virus.
Don't worry, I will always be ready to sample some delicious kung pao pussy everyday while you worry about social credit scores and how xi will measure your online shill performance.
CARRY ON, COMMIE BITCH.

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Get help autistic freak.

Threads ruined by chink shills lame

then it will infect your family, and slowly, one by one, erase you from history

fuck dog

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You're already posted 10 times. You're screaming at panicers who aren't here.

Take your meds schizophrenic

Get help autistic freak

This needs a preggo edit

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whats a good cure for itchy ball sac? its not an std

>2. "My wife and I had a black baby."

I LOVE ALL 3 OF MY WIFE'S BLACK SONS.

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Vinegar

>its not an std
its an std

>M-MASS OUT BREAK OF SNIFFELZ IN NYC,IT'Z OVER

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they'll remove surveillance laws after this shit blows over, right lads?

Is 50 megatons will be enough for wuhan?

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apply topically or drink it? both?

>NOOOOO STOOOOP YOU ONLY HAVE A 99.7% OF SURVIVING IF YOU'RE UNDER 40!!!! ITS HAPPENING FOR REAL THIS TIME!!!!

>ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING I SAID ITS FUCKING HAPPENING THIS IS ALL I HAVE IN MY PATHETIC SAD LIFE, DONT TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME!!!!!

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