Brit/pol/ Brekkie Edition

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Nice repost faggot. Kys. Seriously if you live in britbong just do it says Nike god.

What the fuck is this "confusing messaging" narrative Guardian cockoaches are trying to shit out?

>Stay home
>If you have to go out, stay away from others
>Wash your hands and your arse

It's not difficult.

Also I'm on lockdown for four weeks from Wednesday, wish me luck.

>wish me luck
Aren't you well practice at this like the rest of us?
I only go out to walk the mutts.

>going to mcdonalds to buy all mcmuffins and sell at extortionate prices to desperate fatties
anyone want to become a dealer?

Kek

Looks tasty as fuck besides the black blood sausage.

I do like blutwurst though.

>black blood sausage.
Black pudding, mate

He's likely a germutt, relates everything to sausage.

You all do realise that this meme coof is just an excuse for the NWO to make us transition into a socialist society depentent on Government gibs, yes?

Anyone got any job hunting tips

China can pay for it.

Look for delivery or shelf stacking jobs lad

Yeah, don't

Why no links? Fuckery

>bbc mooting self employed rushi rupees
cummon my son!

Bump

You on UC?
Just tell them that you're self isolating, as per government guidelines, to protect your gran and your own frail health.

youtube.com/watch?v=XG0eNrKK9-M
hahaha do Americans really?

Yeah right, Americans drive everywhere.

Work at the Electric Center. Been told we are key workers. We've been dead for the past week. Not gonna be fun.

Tesco is pretty much hiring on the spot. 3 day inductions are reduced to 2 hours.

I'm a builder. Don't know whether to go to work today.

Have a gang of 4. Working small residential site. Or should just Fuck it and watch Lisa Ann all day.

Any tips mates

Can't find anything online about contractor social distancing

Whereabouts?

It's funny as fuck watching these congolmorates massively downgrading their very stringent entry requirements now the SHTF.

"Genetic blueprint
The genetic code is the blueprint for building a virus.

However, that blueprint subtly changes as the virus mutates.

Sequencing the coronavirus's genetic code from different patients allows researchers to build up a picture of how the virus is spreading.

For example, a group of patients with nearly identical coronaviruses infecting them may all be part of the same cluster.

The same techniques, used at a hospital in Cambridge, were able to identify the source of an outbreak of the superbug MRSA."

>when you accidentally redpill yourself on genetic groupings of different people

Halesowen

the guidance is for pre existing health conditions m8

Staying indoors is doing my head in tho

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EAT THAT SHIT AND YOU'LL HAVE 7 HEART ATTACKS N A STROKE ALL IN ONE FUCKIN MAYBE A CORONARY AS WELL............. YERL NEVER LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO DIE OF CV19, COME ON GET SOME AMBITION LADS.
HAVE SOME MUESLI, AND A FEW DANDEFUCKINLIONS FROM THE GARDEN!

I work in retail. Specifically the type of retail where people are touching things to try them out. Parents bring their kids and use my shop as their playground. It's a place where the public are wholly irresponsible and germs and viruses thrive yet my company refuses to close down because in this time of crisis, there is money to be made and they can't afford to close despite having 10+ locations around the country. Even our competitors have advised customer not to visit their shops. The best they can do is put some hand sanitiser on display. This is bullshit.

They've abandoned signing on from last week.

>get licenced. Com
>DS orr CCTV course
>pass it
>increase your chances of getting work

Loads of uni students do it

>How authorities failed to protect a grooming victim who spoke out against her abusers
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/huddersfield-grooming-gang-victim-speaks-protection-police-failed-a9390126.html

Don't lie you fucking faggot.
No one posts on brit/pol/ who hasn't spent a lot of time indoors.

Prince Harry is a bastard and his negress will dump him within 3 years, screencap

>Army called in to help organise food deliveries to homes as up to 1.5MILLION people at highest risk to coronavirus are sent letters telling them to stay in their homes for THREE MONTHS
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8139469/Army-help-food-deliveries-1-5MILLION-people-told-stay-homes-THREE-MONTHS.html

Nandos & McDonalds closed.

If Greggs shuts down I'm going to kill myself.

I can't imagine not eating a sosij roll or pastie for months at a time.

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>LOOK
>AT
>MEEEEEE
twitter.com/LauraHeathh_/status/1241695705380655105

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What time do shops usually restock?

>What the fuck is this "confusing messaging" narrative Guardian cockoaches are trying to shit out?
They won't be happy until everyone is miserable and locked indoors forever because they are bedwetting nonces who hate freedom and love this virus as everything is being nationalised.

Makeup is grotesque.

>No Greggs
>No footie
>Pub's closed

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Costa Coffee to close.

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Don't go to the coast, don't travel in your own country unless you really have to.
Mass uncontrolled immigration however is still fine.

Bored if this now lads

what

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Don't bother looking at the FTSE this morning.

are people continuing to move here right now?

I’m going to have the busiest day at work ever today. You plebs are ordering so much shit for home delivery it’s busier than Christmas.

You’ll never make me wash my arse you fascist cunt.

The costacaust is here. Will it be even worse than the peepeepoopoocaust of WW2?

Is he the most based mainstream musician ever?

Why? Did you think we're all knobby investors with portfolios and coke habits?

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