/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2432 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

Eating silica gel is actually harmless. My dog got into a massive pack, I called the vet, and they laughed at me. Google it.

has anyone disproven this chloroquine shit yet

BROS HELP! I need to go outside now to get groceries for my grandpa, WHAT safety precautions should i take?

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Any crisis is an opportunity. China took advantage of them better than others

1. China has effectively prepared for a new generation of biological warfare. We conducted exercises and showed the world a master class and inefficiency against China.

2. Conducted a census of the population. Quickly and efficiently.

3. Tightened the digital dictatorship. Control of social networks and all communications.

4. We created a system for quickly calculating all the social connections of the desired individual: who contacts them, who was traveling in the car, where they were, and who they communicated with.

5. All illegal immigrants were identified and many were expelled from the country.

6. Many foreigners were expelled in a soft regime. They themselves sought to evacuate. The rest were identified and brought under control.

7. We have worked out a mechanism for mass and abrupt blocking of the entire country.

8. They showed the world what China is capable of. Putting 1.5 billion people in full quarantine and putting masks on all of them is powerful, just like building a mega-hospital in a week.

9. The whole country has been taught how to maintain hygiene.

10. They passed a law prohibiting the use of wild animals for food, which is the norm for many provinces.

11. They showed the world how dependent it is on China

12. They froze production chains around the world, triggering a global crisis.

13. The use of drones and automated tracking devices is being massively introduced in the police and response services.

14. The creation of mass thermal imaging systems with automatic calculation of specified anomalies has been worked out.

15. The algorithms for working with face recognition cameras have been upgraded due to the fact that people wear masks.now, a person's gait is also taken into account in identity recognition.

16. Automatic product delivery systems are being created massively and quickly.

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I've got a really bad feeling BC's gonna have a huge number tomorrow

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What does cure-chan look like? I've never seen her.

17. The electronic concentration camp system has been developed.

18. Protests in Hong Kong have stopped and the influence of the Chinese government there has grown.

19. The main thing is that while the world continues to fall into a crisis funnel, China is already out of it and ready:

- buy up cheaper assets

- help financially weak States by increasing their global influence

- play on the decline in oil (already abandoned Russian contracts)

- create new alliances and alliances.

And everything that happens, after completion, will lead to the renewal of the world order.

>ron paul said Coronavirus is a hoax
>rand paul is infected

Does Ron Paul still trust his own son?

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March 33rd

I want a bunker bf...

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lmao

They gonna die by a cluster fuck of their own making, either that or end up just like North Korea.

Why are chinks so triggered when people call it "Chinese Virus"?

We either unite and destroy them or they usurp America as world leader and authoritarian governments become the norm

I hope none of you people are dumb enough to fall for this.

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Reminder that "two strains" user is a Chinese shill. The story of the mild strain was invented to explain the low Chinese death rate - the real explanation is that they're dog-eating big people who wouldn't even consider telling the truth if it made them look bad.

I would love to see the deaths compared to those who received flu vaccines vs those who did not. Any data been found?

-gloves, that you barely touch when taking them off
-a mask, or at least put something over your mouth and ears
-never touch your face
-keep a distance of 2 meters to other people, if possible

Have you booked your reservations yet, anons?

You ARE still coming to the Olympics, right?

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2late
I already turned it into pasta

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8138777/New-York-City-officials-publish-graphic-guide-getting-intimate-coronavirus-pandemic.html

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Because it has round eye. Can't be Chinese virus. Isn't it?

Just go and wash your hands when you get back, you shouldn't have trouble unless you're in a big crowd.

MAY CORONA GIVE YOU AIDS FUCKING FAGOGT

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So let me ask our resident glowniggers who inhabit this general, thread after thread after thread after thread:

Who's protecting your home as you fail to shill your bullshit?

>a mask, or at least put something over your mouth and ears
i got surgical masks but nothing for my eyes or ears

They aren't. Only retarded SJWs give two fucks about that shit. Chinese dont watch American news or care about American politics, they are the most racist people in the world. Chinese only care about Chinese

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It's all going to shit so just let it

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Reminder that if you're over the age of 20, you should probably start mentally preparing yourself for the fact that your parents could very well die from this. What happens when millions of NEETs don't get mommybuxx anymore? Are we creating a coalition?

Mask, goggles, gloves, disinfection

In two weeks business will be booming in China.
marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/centerx:114.4/centery:22.3/zoom:9

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No du no fing long.

dat nigga swervin youtube.com/watch?v=LP2PqQkZjmM

post yfw the virus mutates in June to survive airborne in the extreme conditions within a hurricane and making it far more infectious, just as a catastrophic Cat5 barrels its way up the eastern seaboard. Imagine sharknado, but with a virus.

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same

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Post nip

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do you have any cases of corona-virus in your city? in my case yes.

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NZ going into lockdown in 48 (less than) 48hrs
102 confirmed cases now, one was a highschool kid they refused to test initially (he'd been in contact with a confirmed) so he went to a party with 60+ other kids and passed his vape around
I mean yeah it's funny as shit but we're fucked

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,093 (3,270) Italy 59,138 (5,476) United States 34,758 (452) Spain 28,768 (1,772) Germany 24,873 (94) Iran 21,638 (1,685) France 16,018 (674) South Korea 8,961 (111) Switzerland 7,474 (98) United Kingdom 5,683 (281) Netherlands 4,204 (179) Austria 3,582 (16) Belgium 3,401 (75) Norway 2,385 (7) Sweden 1,934 (21) Australia 1,629 (7) Portugal 1,600 (14) Brazil 1,546 (25) Canada 1,470 (20) Denmark 1,395 (13) Malaysia 1,306 (10) Turkey 1,236 (30) Czech Republic 1,120 (1) Japan 1,101 (41) Israel 1,071 (1) Ireland 906 (4) Pakistan 799 (6) Luxembourg 798 (8) Ecuador 789 (14) Thailand 721 (1) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Poland 634 (7) Chile 632 (1) Finland 626 (1) Greece 624 (15) Iceland 568 (1) Indonesia 514 (48) Singapore 455 (2) Romania 433 (3) India 425 (8) Slovenia 414 (2) Philippines 396 (33) Russia 367 (1) Peru 363 (5) Bahrain 334 (2) Egypt 327 (14) Hong Kong 318 (4) Mexico 316 (2) Panama 313 (3) Argentina 266 (4)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +39 (+9) United States +1,212 (+33) South Korea +64 (+7) Pakistan +23 (+1) India +29 (+1) Philippines +16 (+8) Montenegro +1 (+1) Australia +20 Thailand +122 Mexico +65 Vietnam +3 Sri Lanka +4 Venezuela +7 Uzbekistan +3 Fiji +1…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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I mean nose lol
also checked

Holy shit, when I told you to eat a live turd if you were proven wrong within a week I was joking. You didn't need to fucking do it.

seriously how the fuck are we going to pay china back for this bullshit

I am just the flu.

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You fucked up Gary

Who’s got my list of movies

how are you guys preparing for when this quarantine continues for months and actual anarchy with mass looting happens due to unemployment rates?

How's everyone doing?

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>Isopropyl

GARY Are you ok?

what the fuck

What the fuck.
Infected was 189 last night, today it's 134. Doesnt show as recovered or dead.
Same with lithuania

this shit cant be pasta surely?

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not Randarino!

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it's over, read this and kneel before St Didier de Marseille, vanquisher of infection
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Didier_Raoult
there is no-one you should be less surprised to learn has cured this.

Shut up chang

Don't worry, he's fusing fiber optics

not gonna happen here
our lockdown is comfy

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kek are they giving them the raoult protocol
because that's about how many it would have cured already

I have finally found the hottest take of all

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better than those idiots
also, checked

gucci

I hope I didn't wake my family lol

Remember /cvg/, it's worth it if it saves the life of just one boomer.

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not scary enough, user. Use an edgier text and use more dramatic language to get the point across for 20IQ foxniggers.

Something like: LIBTARDS ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED AMERICAS LAST HOPE OF FINANCIAL RELIEF BEFORE BRAVE REPUBLICAN HEROES COULD SAVE US. TRUMP HATERS HATE AMERICA.

if its not something you'd see during the Iraq War, it's not scary enough

I got 2 months supply

>300,000 cases after 3 months of burning through the most densely populated countries try on earth
>.004% of the global population has been affected
>somehow this is supposed to explode into 40% of the world being infected (10,000% increase) in the next 2 months

Why the fuck did they shut everything down

Is that "phase 2"?

>Elite's hidey hole is fucked
Not likely retard.

>he doesn't realise it would be 10+%

This is it. This is peak capitalism.

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I wonder if he'll feel the same when he gets old.

Listen up OP,
Stop making these threads.
Whoever is paying you to make this bullshit up, I want you to stop and just think about the people.
All those innocent people you've terrified. Think about them. They think some virus is ripping through the world; meanwhile it's long since been contained.
24/7 you fearmonger, spreading misinfo and lies out through these threads to journos who blow it up on mainstream media to terrify the public into buy buy buying.

What you're doing is despicable and you need to stop.

Update from austria:
it's getting a bit better here, not by much tho.
total lockdown still in the talks but not as strongly considered as before.
China gave us some more ppe to give us time to get more, it's only crappy surgeon masks and shit but at least something.
We are now driving tests here in Salzburg too, no protection no nothing when shoving a swipe down someone throat who might be infected.
We all accepted that we'll get it and reached a critical mass of "fuck, we'll die over this"

yes

This site has removed recovered also.
It's happening for real.

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checked Gary

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Did they finally ban Ling Ling?

but how will you defend yourself against looters?

just take whatever you got and remember if you got and remember to not touch anything in your possesion with gloves on, if you don't have gloves then you better learn to open up doors with your elbows in your home to get to bathroom and wash hands
or just spray it with disinfectant

Also remember that some people might have touch that food before
It will be safe in around 2 days, before that, be wary of it

Also if you pay with money don't take change or treat it like it is contaminated for few days

Because China is lying you dumb fuck.

tbf at you're getting a grip on it early.

Why did you delete the chink-chong part?

Why hasn't the WHO been drone striked for helping China carryout a biological warfare campaign on the planet?

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because you're a non-white and don't understand a basic concept like exponential growth. I'm not mad at you, you couldn't help being born anything other than white skinned, but you need to start setting a better example for your kind, this isn't it. Disappointed in you, you have so much potential.

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is it really fun for people to just tinfoil hat a bunch of conspiracies for this shit?

is this worldmonitor user?

>tfw China is going to get away with this again

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>china has somehow covered up half a billion sick people

God damn that's some next level shit

>he doesn't know

It's the sanddata one for mobile.

Nothing has been removed, your eyes deceive you. Get some sleep.

Im actually black. I do not like this thread. Im sick of black males being treated like some animalistic fetish. Some of the shit posted here makes the black males look like retards and what's worse is they all make them look the same. Fuck this racist ass thread, it should be deleted. Imagine there was some "whited" thread where the white dudes all looked like fucking retarded animals and raped black girls or any dark skinned girl to be honest.

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>no protection no nothing when shoving a swipe down someone throat who might be infected
>We all accepted that we'll get it and reached a critical mass of "fuck, we'll die over this"

wtf man

also the weather will keep now people inside, I think we won't need a hard lockdown at all. End of this week we'll see the full effect of the lockdown so far.

My house is well placed, there is only a small alley coming in wich is perfect for boobie traps, 1 motolov shuts it down I got an axe and 2 healthy friends living with me.
but then again if an armed dindu arrives its bad, altough I live 4 blocks from a mayor hospital so I hope shit stays together.

China seems to have won
Its containment measures have been effective , and its economy is strong .
China has won. It destroyed Europe and the United States. It is now a world leader. Soon everyone will be bowing to China.

Its condition is the best of all countries, its economy is not affected, its competitors are destroyed. This is a sure victory for our brothers over the Western faggots

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KILL THE NIGS AND MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, CORONA-CHAN!

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Wheres the exponential growth
It's been 3 months

Where is it?

Wheres the boom?

Wheres the people dying in the streets?

They got the whole country closed up over bullshit

>a non-white and don't understand a basic concept like exponential growth
jack ma and naval ravikant would like a word from their billionaire bunkers

I hope they get nuked off the map this time. I'm sick of their shit. Russia was the most based bad guy

I hope Chancellor Merkel dies!

It's time for new leadership in Germany! Conservative leadership!

stfu chang

>no hi point
i thought this was america? i like my guns as cheap as i like my liquor and women

im laffing. that wasn't real tho was it?

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Use full/PC version. The counter with fake numbers of recovered cases is still there.

I like the Kung flu sadly OMS have no humor and are controlled by China.

I'm in Upstate NY and I'm afraid downstate is really going to screw us over and get us all killed, where should I be fleeing towards when the blue-helmets arrive?

>immunize population with aerial 'vaccination'
>cover up the deaths
>crash the US economy with coordinated FUD through the media
>china goes back to business
>now it looks like a nothingburger
>70% infected by April 12th
>3 weeks later
>mass chaos and death

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But user, Merkel is the conservative leadership in Germany...

forgot my picture.

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>wtf man
it's fucking clownworld
>lockdown
the people I talked to all said the same thing since our numbers went down and italy went full lockdown, they observe how italy population accepts the measures and how much lower the infection rate here drops.
the golden limit seems to be around 8-10%.
If we can get below that this week the idea will probably be shelved

Who are they selling their disposable junk to?
Check /csg/ on /g/, nobody's receiving anything.

>brothers

calme-toi user your genius doctors have cured it. want to reassure yourself? look at the deaths & hospital % by departement. marseille is by far the lowest, you can see it already.

what do you mean where is it? its been happening. hardly a month and a half ago we only had Chinese numbers. Now we're nearly at 350k. Here's a nice slow video to explain it to your retarded ass.

youtube.com/watch?v=Kas0tIxDvrg

I'm not chang, i'm Stepan - the proud successor of the Mongol greatness, as well as China. We are brothers in blood and spirit.

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>Oh no! A bomb is about to go off! If we don't evacuate everyone, then a lot of people are going to die
>everyone evacuates
>no one dies
>You: Fucking idiots, everyone was scared for nothing, no need to evacuate, see no one died

Why you say that you say that the virus is coming from China and that China is a bit responsible of spreading it to the world.

Of course they did. They should be arrested immediately so the Republicans can get on with the business of saving the country.

>pls ignore and don't bully
I hope you are really only larping as a shill for fun

I'm going to sleep. Bye pol. Stay safe and cozy

This is a fucking movie graphic at this point

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Yes plenty of them.

kosher+ tweet, if you ain't a wageslave you should be dead

Kys pidorashka.
Friendly reminder that in 2 months max Russia will not exist.

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Algerian drawfriend dropped this a few dozen threads ago. Probably for you.

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here's another vid for your education

youtube.com/watch?v=fgBla7RepXU

What's the logic of taking sodium bicarbonate?

No. Germany needs Gottfried Curio.

Listen up OP,
Stop making these threads.
Whoever is paying you to make this bullshit up, I want you to stop and just think about the people.
All those innocent people you've terrified. Think about them. They think some virus is ripping through the world; meanwhile it's long since been contained.
24/7 you fearmonger, spreading misinfo and lies out through these threads to journos who blow it up on mainstream media to terrify the public into buy buy buying.

What you're doing is despicable and you need to stop.
公民 902-484-635 - 複製粘貼上述文本。在驗證完成後存入的貸方。

He seem to be in range to be killed by Corano. Hopefully she get him.

They lied about the existence of the virus.

When we found out something was happening, they lied about human to human transmission.

When we found out about human to human transmission, they lied about the gravity of the situation in Wuhan.

When we found out how bad things were in Wuhan, they lied about the inhumane measures they were taking.

When we found out about the inhumane measures they were taking, they started arresting and disappearing the people who spread the truth.

When western journalists started reporting on the arrests and disappearances, they expelled western journalists.

They've also been engaged in a mass disinfo campaign, trying to convince people it's racist (read: evil) to even hint that the virus originated in China, that the virus is of US origin and that nothing is happening in China.

And for over a week now they're telling us the curve of the number of infected looks like pic related.

If you believe anything China says, shoot yourself in the heart. Not in the head because clearly you can survive without a functioning brain.

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> Who are they selling their disposable junk to?
To 1.5 billion people living inside China itself ?
Brothers in blood and spirit. Both we and they are heirs to the Mongol Empire. We have the same blood and the same history.

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>the golden limit seems to be around 8-10%.
8-10% of what number? I don't get it.

germany is no more

rip in circles

stfu mong

>hE PRREppd?
>cURe iT

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of daily increase

He's been posting it in every thread. Take a guess.

Russia 367->438, all in Moscow. Good thing I'm /comfy/ working from home, getting sick would suck.

HAHAHA republicans saving the country. Give me a break. Not w/ charlie kirk being taken serious by trump. Trump is a retard

Rip America. We will miss you

Newfoundland

50% surge tonight in patients, all hospitals full
declaring level 5 wildfire procedures now

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anyone have info on L-type vs S-type?

Nice bro, stay comfy

Please wake up! There's no virus, there's no epidemic. It's just your imagination.
We know it seems real to you but it's not. Look out of the window. There's no military, there are no looters, not a single body bag.
People are walking around cheering and laughing. It's beautiful spring out there! We know it's hard for you. We know you are afraid to leave the house, but you HAVE TO COME BACK TO LIFE.

Think about your mother. She is crying every night and praying for you to get better. Please, please, end this madness.
We will go to the doctor and try to figure it out with him, ok? We really, really love you, but we can't let you to hide in the bedroom for the rest of your life.

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What the fuck? Not sure troll or real. Once copied and pasted the wumao gets credit ?