AUS/POL/ - NEETS & WAGIES WINNING

imagine not being a NEET and being a prick who thinks they are better than NEETs because they wageslave.

Now they have to become NEETs and need advice from NEETs on how to work the system. We should just point and laugh desu and help none of them because they're all mostly pricks.

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we're fucked

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Where did you get the $1115 figure from? Is that newstart now?

yes

yeah newstart thats the new fortnightly rate instead of 550

CMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN MYGOOVVVVVV I WANT MY NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETBUUXUXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I'm dsp so I don't get the $750 + $550/fn but my wife does. I just get $1500 + $250 from the ACT govt.

The fuck cunts? I was told I am on indefinite unpaid leave. No neetbux or wagiebux?? Can I do anything? Pretty sure if I quit on the cunts I need to wait 8 weeks to get on centerlink? Fuck Morrison.

Go to work right now and fondle your boss' balls. You'll bet out of a job in no time.

Permanent full-time and part-time workers have more rights but they can still be stood down if work has to be stopped for "any cause for which the employee cannot reasonably be held responsible" according to workplace law.
A general slowdown in trade caused by coronavirus is not enough for that law to be invoked – but a government order to close a business, as faced by gyms and pubs, among other businesses, is enough to invoke the law.

>servicesaustralia.gov.au/individuals/services/centrelink/jobseeker-payment/how-much-you-can-get
this payment plus and extra $550 per fortnight and another one-off $750 on March 31 followed by another $750 in July iirc

>I'm dsp so I don't get the $750
you do
>au.finance.yahoo.com/news/centrelink-recipients-to-receive-750-payment-014306868.html

Wouldn't mind some neetbux right now lads

>3 Aus/pol/s

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Newstart is doubled for the next 6 months plus $750 bonus payments for next 2months

casually interested in some neetbux lads

I am perminant full time. Told I am on unpaid leave til end of May at earliest. Is this legally unemployed? I'm not sure what laws you are talking?

relatively interested in some neetbux lads

baka.com.au/politics/federal/what-to-do-if-you-ve-lost-your-job-due-to-coronavirus-20200323-p54cx7.html

pretty keen on some neetbux lads

replace baka with s m h of course

hanging out for some neetbux lads

>I am perminant full time.
So you should still get paid by your employer then.

I get 2x $750 but not the $550 supplement. Discrimination against poor disabled neets is terrible.

REALLY FUCKEN DESPERATE for some neetbux lads

Haha I feel you lad cant wait to get my scomobux

>Came to work today thinking I was going to be quarantined tomorrow
>Dan Andrews got keked by the federal government
>I have to go back through the plague gauntlet tomorrow
When are they just going to fucking send us home already?

GIMME THE NEETBUX SCOMO YA CUNT FUUUUUUCK

Solid kek

I had a look at the ABC bullion website. They have no stock and have delisted/removed pre-ordering for most of the silver products they used to carry. The PM market just totally fucked out. The price is low but there is nothing available to buy.

My wife called her butcher the other day and he is not getting sent stock. She then called a farm to try to buy half a cow from them - they also have no stock. I went to woolies this morning during monga hour and there was no meat as the truck hadn't turned up. Things are going to shit pretty fast.

>tfw waiting for scomobux

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Cheers, so basically I have been stood down with no pay. Therefore qualify for neetbux??
Can you tell them that for me

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I've for the biggest crush on my friends sister

Maybe your standdown isn't related to corona. Maybe your company is just going broke.

Okay, this is epic.

What have we being saying wagies? What have we been telling since the dawn of time? Now the trust that you once had is starting to erode, and now the tendies are getting cold. There's not gonna be enough tendies left! Wagies seething because they spent all their wages on toilet paper whilst the NEET spent all his neetbux on tendies. Who do you think was right all along?

no tendies for wagies
wage spent on poopoo peepee paper

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Kek bruh you wagies should have taken the neetpill years ago. It's too late for you now.

They are going broke hence the decision, but it's due to corona

Bout time somebody made this

Let us take a moment of silence for the poor normies who have to deal with government hotline waiting music for hours on end.
Now all will come to know true suffering. ha ha aahahahahHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

youtube.com/watch?v=6g4dkBF5anU

>Now all will come to know true suffering.
Hahahaha yes fren

mate i've been neeting for a year now but they make you jump through so many hoops I gave up on cenno and just burned through my savings but as soon as I saw the headline "NEWSTART DOUBLED" yesterday arvo I jumped straight on mygov and applied.

Also they said something about less jobs per week, they probably wont even make you go in for appointments anymore because it's too dangerous, even if they did they won't treat you like scum and tell you to get a job because they probably think you're just some poor sod who's lost his job in the shutdowns - this really is the perfect time to neet.

We get 2x $750? I read we only get one on the 31st of March.

yeah but have you picked up a 240hz GSYNC monitor?

Hahahahahaha.
> Your call is important to us. There are 2,983,547 in the cue before you, please hold for our next available operator. This call may be recorded for us to have a good laugh about later. Get fucked cunt. Thank you for your patience.

Purge night,baby

Nice OP pic, Dundees
LMAO

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We get a second one I think when the Supplement payment kicks in in mid april I guess. We get the second $750 in stead of the $550/fn.

That is actually not too bad. Some sadistic cunt at cenno thought it'd be a good idea (as punishment for the bludgers no doubt) to play classical music, except its routed through 6 different satellites,163 countries, bounced around the parliament houses public urinals into another mic then played back to the poor cunt waiting on the other end.

I left this shit job I had for about 3 months as casual, it was only two days a week and they worked me like a dog. I just left and said i'm not coming back that was like over a month ago due to medical reasons.

Got a doctor cert declaring i'm unfit for any work at all. Job agency and the job place keep hassling me

>you have 2 days left on your contract you need to complete the work

I never signed a contract and being a casual and being treated like shit was the reason I left along with medical issue making me unfit for that place. I am guessing they want me to do 2 more days so they can collect a huge payout from cenno.

Should I just ignore them all? I hate confrontation or dealing with these losers. I usually just leave a job and never talk to them again

Sweet

Get your money out of the damn bank now.

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If you're casual you don't have a binding contract.

yeah im guessing they want me to complete THEIR contract they setup withthe job agency cunt and the employer so they make bank
Ill ask cenno to change me providers

Casual means you can fuck off with no obligations, its one of the perks of it.

Fucking helicopter money but aimed at the most impulsive, least responsible demographic

Helicopter money to neets
>instantly spent
>phones, computers, uber eats, consooomer goods
>booze, smokes, shoes

Helicopter money to everyone
>middle class saves, invests, buys PMs, puts in mortgage offset
>upper class doesnt even notice it in the bank

ULMB > GSYNC

Bank runs incoming. The government will print to fuck to prop them up and cause a hyperinflation. Spend your cash on the things you need and want before the value of it falls. We're going full Zimbabwe.

with the shutting of non essential services, will i be able to buy a ps4 and doom eternal with my coronabux?

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LINK and silver. Plus an SSD for star citizen

>three (3) aus/pols/

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Holy fuck bros I'm getting an extra $550 a fortnight for SIX MONTHS. Meaning I'll be getting around $1150 a fortnight.

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There is no PM to buy man. Bullion shops are empty, you can't find silver on ebay under about $45/oz. Gold will disappear too.

ps4 and doom
a bean bag
weed

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Osko payments were blocked for 4 days I called the bank they said it was a bug.

You can still preorder bullion vendors aren't going to collapse it's still a gamble and there are still silver bars in stock.

Fuck, I only have 100oz

NEETS ARE ENTITLED TO 1K+ A FORTNIGHT
UNDEREMPLOYED GET NOTHING
MY STOCKS ARE GONE
CENTRELINK IS DOWN
I SUBSIST OFF WEETBIX IN BOILED WATER

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gonna need another pandemic to afford all the kit

I only have 40 oz I was going to buy 2 oz of gold and 200 oz of silver 2 months ago I didn't cause I'm a lazy fuck now I regret it.

Maybe they were getting DDOS'd lol.

Have a look at ABC bullion. They have removed most of their products as of this morning.

Are tradies still gonna be rich if there's a recession?

Fuckin Dan's clean out of longnecks. This is serious

works fine for me

beer shortable from Lion and CUB, we're fucked

>implying I'm a retarded consOOOOomer
I've been dumping my neetbux into crypto and shorting them for over double from what I've been investing in.
There's better ways to make money and by failing to realise how to do so, then you will only be left mad at your own fomo.

Don't get angry because you elected a government of retards, get angry at why you keep electing such governments.

I bet you don't even go to Singapore every year and abuse the lax CGT laws.

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