MAGA PRESSURE PARTISAN PELOSI AND THE DIMWITTED DEMOCRATS TO HELP THE AMERICAN PEOPLE!
AMERICAN WORKERS FUCKED OUT OF A JOB BY THE CHINESE VIRUS NEED HELP NOW!
I AM OUT OF A RELAXING SHOWER AND I STILL HATE PARTISAN BULLSHIT! WHAT IS THIS, NIGHTTIME IN NIGERIA? LOOK AT ALL OF THESE NIGGERS! STOP ARGUING WITH EACH OTHER AND BE PRODUCTIVE.
If I am able to explain to my mom the resulting damage to our country from pigheaded partisan politicking, and get her to agree with me that Negative Nancy is playing with the lives of hardworking Americans, then you ought to do it too.
I don't quite agree with her saying democrats are all dirty rats, but I do agree with her when she says they appear to be dragging their asses.
Call your or other people's representatives and senators at state and federal level you niggers. Email them, write letters like the boomers do which apparently works, and screech at their offices autistically. I don't think anything will come out of this, but it's better to be safe than sorry now isn't it. It makes no sense for you to come down here and whine impotently like how jews do about how one faggoty failed Austrian painter supposedly killing millions of their kind.
>The fact people fail to understand that, considering the people manning the federal government (the blokes answering phones, for instance) are the same as 40 years ago and trained by the same as 80 years ago, no wonder that >THEY DON’T GIVE A FUCK FOR INTERNET OUTRAGE But clogged phone lines? That gets forwarded very fast to representatives and the executive as feedback from their base.
DO NOT GET COMPLACENT. START SCREECHING AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS NOW, NIGGERS. DO IT MY FRENS. START SCREECHING AT EVERY FUCKING CONGRESSNIGGER.
THIS IS WAY MORE IMPORTANT THAN ABORTION FUNDING AND PARTISAN BULLSHIT >THIS IS WAY MORE IMPORTANT THAN ABORTION FUNDING AND PARTISAN BULLSHIT
I knew Trump was going to fuck this up. The pressure got to him. He can't hold out against people who are obsessed with eating out at restaurants six nights a week. What a fucking loser.
Henry Morales
Jews are just 1.4% of the US population and 0.0025% of the world population
Michael Bennet (D-CO) Richard Blumenthal (D-CT) Benjamin Cardin (D-MD) Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) Jacky Rosen (D-NV) Brian Schatz (D-HI) Bernie Sanders (I-VT) Chuck Schumer (D-NY) Ron Wyden (D-OR)
House (8% jewish, 600% US over-representation)
David Cicilline (D-RI) Stephen Cohen (D-TN) Susan Davis (D-CA) Ted Deutch (D-FL) Eliot Engel (D-NY) Lois Frankel (D-FL) Josh Gottheimer (D-NJ) David Kutsoff (R-TN) Andy Levin (D-MI) Mike Levin (D-CA) Alan Lowenthal (D-CA) Nita Lowey (D-NY) Elaine Luria (D-VA) Jerry Nadler (D-NY) Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) Dean Phillips (D-MN) Jamie Raskin (D-MD) Max Rose (D-NY) Jan Schakowsky (D-IL) Adam Schiff (D-CA) Kim Schrier (D-WA) Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-FL) Brad Sherman (D-CA) Brad Schneider (D-IL) Elissa Slotkin (D-MI) Susan Wild (D-PA) John Yarmuth (D-KY) Lee Zeldin (R-NY)
Supreme Court (33.3% jewish, 2,400% US over-representation):
Ruth Bader Ginsburg (D) Stephen Breyer (D) Elena Kagan (D)
Hey guise I've got some official guidance from the Trump admin. Here are the highlights How to find a job: youtu.be/Bzpx9YZxK4o What to do if you want something: youtu.be/dBOMsL9AOH0
Here's the text version: Puppet #1: Hey, where you goin'?
Puppet #2: To my job!
Puppet #1: You have a job?
Puppet #2: Why wouldn't I? I'm not some lazy inconsiderate jerk who lays in bed all day!
Puppet #1: Say, where can I find one of these...jobs?
Puppet #2: Oh, they're everywhere. They'll even hire you if you're green and have six tentacles!
Puppet #1: Thanks! I'm gonna get one so I can stop mooching off my friends and they can get back to their lives!
If they have Corona and die then what else are they getting dead from?
Isaiah Wood
He means that the subversive retards screaming about the usury machines being turned off for more than 15 days is unacceptable and people need to start debt spending again.
The COVID-19 tests are for genes that if found individually result in a negative test, but found together result in a positive test. What are the chances of it all being false positives? How accurate are these tests? We have no reference to know if someone recieves a false positive, or if the tests are accurate. No one can be sure they have the virus. 86% of infected show NEVER no symptoms. It's exactly like the HIV hoax! The chances of a bacteria mutating to survive in a new species is very small, but the chances of a virus mutating across species is ZERO. It has never happened, never will happen, and probably never could happen. The only way humans can get a virus or flu from another species is if it is injected into them, period. And the chances of it going across species multiple times? It can not happen, ever. Dogs, cats, sheep, pigs, and others have tested positive for this COVID-19. It's fucking impossible. All signs point to the testing being a false positive. It's just like the HIV hoax. West Nile Virus, SARS, AIDS, and Hepatitis C are all invented by the CDC. The testing is even similar to HIV, which is fake. The statistics make ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE. Watch this documentary House of Numbers on how the CDC and world governments invented the AIDS epidemic out of nowhere: youtu.be/BsT4GrimfLQ
Do NOT get tested. Do NOT take any drugs they give you. And for the love of jesus christ up above in heaven DO NOT GET VACCINATED. Thousands of people died to the h1n1 vaccine. The spanish flu was created by vaccinations. All viruses are symbiotic with humans in that they detoxify the body of toxic cells to prevent aging, especially in the respiratory system. They have been evolving with us for billions of years. They are manufactured within the cells. They are not foreign invaders that hijack your cell's reproductive process. It is a symbiotic process. They are as much a part of us as the rest of our immune system. ANY deadly virus is either man-made or made-up
why bitch about retards panicking? I'm going to make a shit ton of money due to weak handed boomers and other retards panic selling. There's no logical reason for the market to be down 30% in 2 weeks, even worse case estimates don't justify it
Women take gay men as an open opportunity to sexually assault us I’ve had women shove their head down my pants, grab my ass, flick my nipples, randomly kiss me, etc. it’s the whole reason gay pride parades are 50% women, 40% gay men, 10% straight niggers trying to prey on loose women.
Refreshing to see Trump state the obvious, that it isn't sustainable to destroy the lives of 330M+ Americans because of too many old people catching a new flu strain.
shit was that tweet before today's presser? it makes it sound like the drugs they've been testing are actually worse, but in the afternoon he said he said he was hopeful about it. fuck bros, what does this mean?
You retards will not be happy until critical national defense and commercial shipping are compromised by the virus and we ACTUALLY have a real crisis that doesn't involve some retard's disposable income getting used up because he panic-bought 600 cans of mountain dew the day after he lost his job.
Juan Smith
trump lines us up in the street and shoots us like any proper socialist dictator
Brayden Brooks
a week
Wyatt Martinez
cope
Matthew Bailey
Do like the Bible says and leave it in God's hands, by drawing lots.
Nolan Gutierrez
Based on me getting MORE FUCKING MONEY I WANT MY FUCKING BAG, BLIMPF I WANT MY MONEY NOW!!!!!!!
hypothetically couldn't he use the vast political and financial powers of his position to have the restaurant food brought to him? Perhaps using some kind of delivery mechanism?
Consider the following: if a person has the flu and then catches Corona, what did they due from?
Consider the following: over 50% of Corona carriers will be asymptomatic. If an asymptomatic person dies from complications of diabetes, did Corona kill them?
Consider the following: 90% of people tested for Coronavirus are negative.
Consider the following: we will all catch Corona eventually and Boris Johnson's herd immunity theory was perfectly reasonable
Ryan Wilson
Happy birthday, user!
William Moore
Women are allowed horndogs without the social faux pas. You guys are just the passive targets to their aggressive sexuality.
A bailout for Planned Parenthood is literally just more money laundering for the DNC. About 95% of all PP donations go directly to the DNC. This is a fucking shakedown. It's holding America hostage unless our tax dollars to go the Satan-spawn Dems.
It's difficult to imagine that I would hate a group of people as much as I do right now. Fucking kill yourselves, Democrat politician cunts. You sick, sick filth.
can't the sluts just use their Trumpbux on abortions if it's so important?
Asher Moore
I'm guessing either ordering a national shutdown and escalating things, or overriding the state governors and lifting the state shutdowns to return things to normal.
>Trump signaling he doesn't think shutting it all down forever is a good idea
Thank you jesus, I've been way more scared of government overreaction than the meme virus. Let liberal governors crack heads in their states if they want, this country would not survive another month of this nonsense. Far more people will die from the resulting panic than from the actual disease.
Austin Gray
PP doesn’t need a bailout. They make obscene amounts of money
Kevin Bell
>but the chances of a virus mutating across species is ZERO
since the the stock market will soar after the nothing burger I will buy the dip!!
Nicholas Diaz
How far do you want it to go? You realize that we're not going to magically get rid of the policies that cause America's problem just because the stock market crashes, right?
Actually, the worse the money situation gets, the more likely we are to get a commie like Bernie or AoC in office. Your "blow it up" theory is the real subversion.
Brayden White
Why does this girl keep getting posted?
Nathan Sanchez
The economy and housing market were doing gangbusters before this shit.
Now Trump can go even more anti-China and populist. I hope the intial spike in unemployment doesnt hurt him too much though. I hope dems complain about him wanting to save the economy.
David Powell
What's going on with these Senate and House bills? Heard the Democrats already tanked the one in the Senate?
Jackson Long
EVERYONE IS FALLING
Logan Walker
Obviously.
Abortions are down. Apparently, if you're even a little afraid of dying, no one wants to kill a child. Much like how abortion rates went up over 90% when it was legalized.
Indeed. They can have a bailout over my dead body.
>all the poor people stay home for a month, the entire system grinds to a screeching halt really makes you think, doesn't it?
Mason Rivera
Planned Parenthood is shut down right now due to abortion being an unnecessary medical operation. If the quarantine lasts long enough, they could go bankrupt.
the internet is infuriating, you can't settle a difference in a fistflight or exit the room and not hear or see the fucker, i have to see retards given minutes hours days and weeks to come up with a reply without admitting any of their own faults or stupidity, i myself have been granted that leeway and I've realized that it's a curse more than a blessing, please nuke the internet or just wipe humanity out already fucking hell
Charles Bailey
Had sex with Marines Had a lot of sex with chair force Had a ton of sex with Navy Don’t think I’ve met more than two Army gays Can confirm Chair Force has the best white twinks
They just are. Once everyone realizes the virus is a nothingburger, they'll be upset at people who overreacted to it.
Lucas Reed
Not a fucking chance. They take in billions a year and currently have no overhead. They won’t go broke from a few months of being out of operation. It’s literally a printing press.
Parker Thomas
That doctor who replies to all of Trump's tweets is a world class faggot.
This. Planned Parenthood of Colorado was one of the largest donors to a campaign in Albuquerque, New Mexico to give every resident (not citizen) a voucher redeemable for cash to donate to a political candidate of their choice. The plot ultimately failed, even the 80iq mystery meat retards here saw enough to reject it. I'm sure the people of Colorado are happy with their contribition 375 miles outside their state line.
James Green
But, but, we can't afford it! Not for actual citizens!!
Does anyone have experience with Hobbytown (I think it used to be HobbyTown USA)? I've been wanting to get back into scale models and I think they're the only hobby shop around.
Evan King
>bankrupt isn't that a simple outpatient procedure? how much are they paying those butchers there are plenty of witch doctors in rural Louisiana doing it for a bottle of rum and some chicken breasts
Jacob Anderson
Uh excuse me nigger did we surrender to the Japanese on December 22nd of 1941?
Lincoln Lee
>47-47
wait did some senators claim to have the wuflu just so they didn't have to vote?
Relevant quote: >This crisis completely changes the presidential race overwhelmingly in Trump’s favor >There is no more oxygen left in the room for Joe Biden >He can’t say anything. He can’t campaign. He can’t attack Trump. He can’t talk about the coronavirus. There is nothing left for him to say >Biden is kind of an afterthought. He’s almost in the history books >There are no other issues anymore in America. Nobody’s thinking about immigration, or income inequality, or climate change,” he said. “ >All Trump has to do now is be a good president >Ride out this epidemic. Succeed in containing it, and he’s home free.
That's why the eating out thing is the most retarded thing I've ever heard. We're all still eating food prepared by others. We're all still going in stores. We're all still doing everything except fun things.
Fauci is mongoloid jew dwarf with his retarded social distancing. Those protocols are LITERALLY impossible to follow. If that's your plan, then you're a bad scientist. Period.
Eli Watson
>he doesn't dip his tendies in soda can't believe you unsophisticated flyover rural retards don't dip your tendies while at tennis matches in New York city
Had a couple of days of several new cases, but things are slowing down now. Still none in my county. Is this it? Is this the big happening? What a dud. Color me disappointed.
>pelosi is haggling for more than a one time payment of a grand Yeah, she wants it for illegals too, and to make sure a bunch of government funds go to abortion. Kill yourself, faggot.
Nathan Miller
Eugene is a faggot
Gabriel Kelly
Every single one of these cocksuckers needs to hang
>no strings attached bailout see, this is 3x bigger than obama's bailout, and obama had no strings attached. therefore a maximum amount of companies took advantage of it and fucked over the common tax payer. there should absolutely be strings attached to this trump bailout
