How has the virus changed YOUR life?

How has the virus changed YOUR life?

Me (Nebraska USA)
>kids out of school
>working from home (which is amazing)
> food half sold out everywhere

That’s all I can think of. You guys?

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>>working from home (which is amazing)
And you laughed at us NEET folx

utterly bored. sleep a lot... work sent me home... meetings occasionally over the phone. income restricted but I stacked food and own.

>Took out a loan before the virus
>Hemoraging money
>Probably going to stop paying and get my credit dinged.

You weren't working though
Good luck to my office getting me to commute again once this shit eventually passes

Nebraska also (Omaha)
It hasn't except there is no traffic on I-80 on my way to work in the morning

I work in telecom. So nothing

Omaha, not shit, was done prepping in early jan.
Bud guy has to deliver but that's about my only change. I work from home already.

Here's happening in Hawaii

So today our mayor of Honolulu just issued a shelter in place "order" and I'm reading it. Says basically
>Shelter in place unless you are an essential worker
>or if you work in health care, food, services for the homeless, the media, gas stations, banks, hardware stores, maintenance workers, businesses providing mail and more
>or if you work in a hotel
>or if you have to go get supplies
>or if you have to walk your dog
>or if you want to visit friends or family
>doing outdoor activities is also permitted
>the city buses will also still be going so you can take those too
>also if kids have to go back to school they are exempt from this too

WHAT A FUCKING MEME!

also Nebraska, but im a NEET so it hasnt changed a thing

Nothing changed, except less jewish tricks and loud noises outside.

t. under covert house arrest since 2017 with a few breaks

Tell your mom to stop being so dramatic about the virus

>gf and I both working from home
>moved out of our tiny studio in the city and into rural area with her parents
Honestly it's pretty great. Her parents have a huge sprawling house and comfy dogs and a massive pantry. We just combined all our supplies and are hunkered down. We can go for long walks in the woods and they have workout stuff in their basement. Today went to her sister's place down the road and helped them build a huge swing set for their son. All of them have been quarantined for weeks.

This has cured me of the need for city life. I could do this for a long time.

So far
>wife and kid are home all day (this is a good thing desu and we'd do it that way if I made more on my own)
>can't go out to eat anymore (no big deal)
>haven't had to come to a stop on the highway all week (amazing)

If we can both manage to keep our jobs and go back to work when this is all over we're even gonna have a bunch more money saved.

This. You see we had or first death in UT today? I live in the NE basin and teach school. Comfy so far

Lucky you, well done, lad -- enjoy life to the fullest

illinois
The two major changes are that my gym is closed and I am working from home.
I don’t really do anything else anyway. A few minor inconveniences of stuff being closed but that’s it.

All these fucking autistic boomers on 4chin
Disgusting

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blowjobs have gone through the roof of her mouf

Exact same everywhere. Oh the mall and movie theater are closed? Let's go horde at Home Depot. Only 50 people allowed in the store. Let us 200 people stand close together in a lineup outside the store.

Less traffic has been really nice. Grocery stores are starting to recover here. Lot's of fresh meat now. But canned stuff, pasta and toilet paper are virtually non existent. Any store gets a shipment of any of that. It's cleaned out that day.

All of this happened within a week:
>Taking online classes
>Hookah bar I go to on a near daily basis closed today
>Got laid off today
>Can't eat out and have to get food delivered by sand niggers, spics, or chinks
I am pretty much confined to my home. Shit sucks.

My neighbor (whom I liked a lot) just died of it. But my city still list zero cases and zero deaths. So it has shaken my faith in the government to report and act honestly. My government expectations were already pretty GD low, but now I am borderline...

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Lab shut down, project suspended indefinitely. Remote computing resources reprioritized. "Working" from home but can't actually do shit. GRE test date canceled (location closed). Grad program application up in the air.

One strange thing happened today though.
Her father called and told her he had some symptoms : sore throat and dramatic shortness of breath. Told us not to visit them for a while.
Last week, he told me he thought covid was fake, a hoax. Now he seems to think it's real, too real.

Telecommute

Probably won't lose job

Savings to cover 3-4 years anyway

Own house, small mortgage (taxes+insurance=2/3 monthly payment)

Plenty of supplies

Nigger-free neighborhood

All looks good for me, looking to buy dip to bulk up retirement savings

Goal is to be well positioned God forbid we all survive, which is likely the case.

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>have to get food delivered
Can't you cook at all? Why don't you try learning? Follow simple recipes.

Well where the fuck are you? Report it to the media

The upside is that it's making my mother extremely racist. She saw a video on Twitter of a chink cooking some live animal in a wok and now there's no turning back.

Homeless in California going rabid

No more free handouts and food
No gatherings of 10 or more people

Why haven't they all been rounded up by the police and executed by now?

nothing has changed since I used to WFH and never leave the house anyway

>be me
>educated, with degree, getting peanuts
>resign
>unemployed for about a year
>desperately need good job
>after 5 interviews I get good paying job
>supposed to call me on Monday
>Government closes everything on the Monday, fines those that don't
>Monday no call
>I call
>blah blah 'Corona chan'
mfw

Laying in the park being an eternal thinker, waiting on work to fire me via email.

The local Walmart Neighborhood Store had alcohol and toilet paper so, yes, market response is underway.

Look for what Trump and Pence said today to be gospel truth. The industrial and government response to this, once geared up on the next coupla weeks, will be overwhelming.

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It hasn't

>My neighbody just died of it.
How do you know it's from corona-chan?
A former colleague of mine went to Italy in December and died here in Montréal of a "pneumonia". Could have been covid, but I wouldn't know.

I think I saw that same video. Was the guy trying to cook an eel that kept slipping out?

>lost $30k in mutual funds
>have 2 rental properties and because of Coronavirus the tenants don’t have to pay rent
>get zero gibsmedats because I’m not low income
>have to work still because essential service
>can’t find eggs

She said it was furry like a fox or a dog. The guy was forcing it down while it struggled to climb out. I don't think she'd have cared as much about an eel.

Chinese eating habits are a potent redpill for Gen X/Boomers.

Work furloughed my shift, although I have more experience and tenure than anyone on the other shift. everyone else still working.

I fucking hate this faggot fucked up chink timeline.

Both of these for me too

I'd be pissed if I couldn't get eggs.

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>mutual funds
if you own a mutual fund instead of an ETF kys now leaftard

>can’t find eggs
Are you serious ? No egg shortage in Montréal. I went grocery to buy perishable, in full protective gears, this week, and there was plenty of eggs on the shelves

Just keep obeying and everything will be fine.

>How has the virus changed YOUR life?

Hasn't changed a damn thing.

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Yes parents are now unemployed so I can finally start collecting NEET bucks

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Worst possible way. Guys i know this isnt the best place to share this but is there a doctor in this place my dad is 70 really healthy but since last week Wednesday his bp has changed from normal 100/70 to 180/100 worst was 190 and it only spikes at night and after medication it goes down to 140/100. He hasnt gone outside since the outbreak so fairly sure his safe from it. Does anybody know whats happening. This morning he went to the hospital to be admitted but the staff there advice him otherwise due to the fact that they have PUI monitored there and also the cardio specialist isnt available due to him being also old so basically for his protection. Maybe this afternoon theyll try to go another hospital for checkup. I really crying as i type this. I just need some advice here. Thanks

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I'm a locksmith, guess we are essential for safety purposes. So I'm not off work, which is fine because I love my job. Grocery shopping today was so so. No noodles, except those curly egg noodles. Hope they are fine in Alfredo. Less traffic on the road. Less calls for dumb asses locking themselves out of their houses or vehicles. Pretty much the same otherwise.

Do you have a skeleton key

>Work goes in to overdrive to get everything done just in case they have to shut production down
>Get 3 weeks of work done in 1 week
>Still begrudgingly will not shut down production, very little to do, most of us will be fighting over brooms to sweep around on Monday
>Boss won't let me stay home because good employees have to show up to work every day unless you have vacation/PTO(part time, i dont) then it's okay to take every other fucking day off
I have $7000 savings and my yearly expenses are roughly $2000, I'm about to say fuck it and NEET it up for awhile

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Autoimmune etc idk i had low blod pressure wen i was diagnosed with adrenal insuffiecny

I'm a proctologist, I can inspect the patient.

I know I’m an idiot with money.The mutual funds didn’t even make me any money. I did take out $40k right before the crash so at least I saved that.

No, none of the stores near me ever have eggs or toilet paper. I’m stocked up on toilet paper but didn’t know about egg hoarding. It’s probably chinks pickling them. I live in chinkcouver.

It literally hasn't affected it in any noticeable way aside from having to wait longer in the checkout line.

What state are you in?

Cute dog

>he thinks his GF isnt coming because of the sweet and sour sicken

Just doing my job

Why yes, several dozen in fact. But that's a misnomer, there isn't a key that opens every lock. But I can make a key to open a lot of locks, assuming it isn't some crazy high security shit like the Mul-T-Lock.

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