Rand Paul saves America

Thank you, Rand.

I don't get it.
>Be a senator
>Do senate things
>Test positive
>Go to quarantine
What did he do wrong?

you know someone infected him at AIPAC or something

>He is feeling fine and is in quarantine. He is asymptomatic and was tested out of an abundance of caution due to his extensive travel and events.
>August 2019 Unfortunately, I will have to limit my August activities. Part of my lung damaged by the 2017 assault had to be removed by surgery this weekend.
Rand Paul is exposing the virus hoax.

F. His heroic contribution to exterminate all the crooks once and for all will never be forgotten.

be white man
in 2020
jewish media
low iq population
boogaloo

thank god since we can't seem to vote for term limits.

blue pill media hates right-wing freedom lovers

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The COVID-19 tests are for genes that if found individually result in a negative test, but found together result in a positive test. What are the chances of it all being false positives? How accurate are these tests? We have no reference to know if someone recieves a false positive, or if the tests are accurate. No one can be sure they have the virus. 86% of infected show NEVER no symptoms. It's exactly like the HIV hoax! The chances of a bacteria mutating to survive in a new species is very small, but the chances of a virus mutating across species is ZERO. It has never happened, never will happen, and probably never could happen. The only way humans can get a virus or flu from another species is if it is injected into them, period. And the chances of it going across species multiple times? It can not happen, ever. Dogs, cats, sheep, pigs, and others have tested positive for this COVID-19. It's fucking impossible. All signs point to the testing being a false positive. It's just like the HIV hoax. West Nile Virus, SARS, AIDS, and Hepatitis C are all invented by the CDC. The testing is even similar to HIV, which is fake. The statistics make ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE. Watch this documentary House of Numbers on how the CDC and world governments invented the AIDS epidemic out of nowhere: youtu.be/BsT4GrimfLQ

Do NOT get tested. Do NOT take any drugs they give you. And for the love of jesus christ up above in heaven DO NOT GET VACCINATED. Thousands of people died to the h1n1 vaccine. The spanish flu was created by vaccinations. All viruses are symbiotic with humans in that they detoxify the body of toxic cells to prevent aging, especially in the respiratory system. They have been evolving with us for billions of years. They are manufactured within the cells. They are not foreign invaders that hijack your cell's reproductive process. It is a symbiotic process. They are as much a part of us as the rest of our immune system. ANY deadly virus is either man-made or made up

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Based Randlet

I unironically hope they all get it and die

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kek

Manlets rise up!!

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Here's hoping they all get it!

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what a rogue

All the non lolbertatians got BTFO by corona randlet

Schumer's next.

Crackhead. Shut up nigger.

Rand 2024

catch the virus.
That's a beta thing to do
poor immune system

Based rand

Cover for military to start going after traitors in the government. They will “test positive” but whereas Trump retreats to a comfy hideaway to take a well deserved break Schumer and Pelosi get a trip to Guantanamo.

he's got like half a working lung
Corona invades the lungs
Think he'll make it?

Based

Yes, I think you're right. If Kary Mullis died today, they would have counted him as covid19 victim.
>Kary B. Mullis, Nobel Laureate in Chemistry, died Aug. 7,2019 of pneumonia at the age of 74.

He's gonna kill all those old ass life term politicians. Hero

Randlet going to kill the senate single handedly dare I say based

Coof Coof Womp Womp.

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Too late for this, unfortunately. That cloroquin+smth combo seems to be working.

It's the Legend phone

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I take back everything bad I said about rand.

You’re fucking retarded

They're all closer homosexual buttfuckers who abuse narcotics, plus they're weighted towards older age on average. More than 3%.

But honestly - the whole senate is corrupt, and this is probably just preprogramming like with every celebrity who is getting it so that they can kill them later and say the kung flu did it

>Ron Paul just said the virus was a hoax and to go outside to the beach and get fresh air and sunshine
still took his advice though

That headline made me kek

Hopefully he survives, don’t forget his lungs and ribs are all fucked up from his nutty neighbor.

I'M COOOOOOFING

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Oh you mean Non Paul has the Vid?

Wtf I love Rand Paul now

do you think Bernie knew and that's why he didn't attend? Bernie and Ron are allies from the ancient past.

I would literally cum all over my desk if it turns out he visited Ginsburg

Sounds like he's violating the NAP.

The average age of the US Senate is 62.

Many of the boomer senators will probably die, what a tragedy.

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Hello you've reached the based department voice mailbox press 1 to leave a message press 2 to infect the senate

I played this game in middle school, they're just seeing how well you wash your hands.

Everyone should watch HOUSE OF NUMBERS.

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well done rand

Randcelerationist

He's a doctor that still has his medical license and still practices medicine in his home state. I would never want to be his patient.

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Next week:
Schumer *coof*
Mitch *coof*
Mitt *coof*
DiFi *coof* *coof*

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he should have tongued schumer and hugged pelosi on his way out