Just lost my job. Four weeks (at least) of enforced neetdom and nationwide isolation. Cops and army will be patrolling the streets.
It's actually happening this time boys!
(also, are liquor stores "essential services"?).
What's everyone's plan for the next month? Punch cones?
Smoke weed and shoot cunts on PlayStation, living the dream.
Too bad you gave up your guns. Enjoy your shrimp on the barbie, mate!
Walk around in the mountains. I need a tent though fuck.
i plan on asking jacinda to suck my cock, thoughts bros?
time to get comfy bros
look at those horse teeth, i'd definitely reconsider
FIRENDLY REMINDER THAT NEW ZEALAND POSTERS ARE PEOPLE THAT RUB HANDS TOGETHER AND SMILES SNIVELINGLY.
Kys
whats wrong with her biting on the head of my cock right as i nut?
Weird times, not enjoying this.
Yeap. We're fkd. In 48hrs we will see the unity of our nation or the complete collapse.
I'm hopeful we can pull through this. Kiakaha lads.
checked
almost 420 lads
>winz website down
GIVE ME MY FUCKING GIBS CINDY I WANT MY TAX MONEY BACK MOTHERFUCKERS REEEEEEEEEE
t. Jacinda. People are finally having their complacency challenged, and they can smell death for the first time. The system is dying and it deserves to die.
No one's saying it but most of the infected are the yellow peril. This level of hysteria for a fucking runny nose and a cough ffs. The test they have don't work half the time and the real danger is to those with pre-existing conditions who are easily identified and isolated but we have to lock the whole fucking country down while we inject billions into the Australian Banks. The NWO has arrived chaps.
Happening cancelled, Hydroxichloroquine is 99% effective in removing the virus and almost work as a vaccine, double effect. it removes all traces of the virus / clearance of the virus from the system, game over habbeningtards.
Good luck picking all the fucking cat hairs off that weed if you want to smoke it...nothing worse than getting a lung full of burnt hair
yeah as if the cat hair is more harmful than the fucking weed
get in line fgt
aunt ja is mine
ill fucking get her first cunt
>TENS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WILL DIE IF WE DONT HIDE OUT IN OUR HOUSES WHILE COPS PATROL THE STREETS
hmm.. something don't quite add up here..
Fuck my lifeee. Part of an essential sevice and to be surrounded by extra neurotic female staff for 4 weeks. Plus mad and often bad patients. Sheeeit .
Id rather be this guy.
Anyone know if they;re shutting down the gyms?
they are. And just when my Uni days were starting to look good. better bottom up this bong because heck at this rate i am gonna die alone and a virgin.
Only gay gyms
Jacindarella was better as a blonde.
yeah, gyms will be shut by wednesday
Everything except banks, supermarkets, pharmacies and probably The Warehouse is closed for the next month.
Before she hit the wall
>tfw been smoking weed almost every day since november
>tfw this will most likely be my last 50 for a long time
sleep is going to be hard, hold me lads and tell me it's the mean bug people's fault and not mine.
420 BOYS LIGHT IT UP
Why don't you grow your own fag
Aren't you glad they rounded up all them scary salt weapons?
Just been drinking Bacardi and playing hoi4 for the past week.
no all the cases are from white people doing wasteful tourism overseas
I'm salty the Australians got their benefits doubles, all we get is an extra $25 a week. Typical cheap ass New Zealand.
luckily i just booked the last seat available from queenstown back to brisbane 5 mins after hearing the news
*Doubled
Enjoy being in isolation for two weeks.
Still have a job
stay away from peasants
i live in a camper so had no choice. i'd have no-where to shower if i didn't go back to my parents' in brisbane
Just flew from brizzy back to chch, wear a fucking mask and goggles cunt or you will catch it. I saw fuck all people wearing masks, absolutely horrifying.
>the sky is falling noooooooooo
you sad cunts are pathetic
people should be rejoicing. Nothing like a global crisis to bring people together and wake them up. Everyone has something in common right now. You're all hysterical dumb cunts making the worst of this shit
what's the point of wearing a mask if they aren't even air-tight around the edges?
>people should be rejoicing. Nothing like a global crisis to bring people together and wake them up. Everyone has something in common right now. You're all hysterical dumb cunts making the worst of this shit
fucking finally
Why don't you have a respirator or some N95s dude, we told you to buy this shit months ago
>bring people together
fuck off globohomo shill
So.... do I still go to work tomorrow?
The distance a cough or sneeze travels is vastly reduced with a mask on. If everyone worse a mask in public, the odds of catching the virus would be significantly reduced.
i have one of these with me, but won't i look like a retard wearing it on the plane?
Again, massively salty that Aussies get their benefits doubled and all we get is an extra $25
Is that considered hot in NZ?
I wore mine and yes you will but would you rather choke on lung fluids or look like a retard for your three hour flight?
May as well wear your gimp mask, faggot.
never said anything about globalism you fucking dunce
>I wore mine
kek wtf
maybe
is this considered hot to you? virgin
Can you get on the dole if you have over 100 thousand in your bank account?
Hopefully we should get a lump sum cash injection when it inevitably goes on longer than a month. Can't wait to stimulate the weed market.
level another 60 and smash cones
Arugal horde masterace
National guard in California patrolling when ??
no but this is
>lol wtf you wore protective gear through an airport and on a plane during a pandemic
only 13k+ have died so far worldwide and fucking "academic" faggots claiming "TENS OF THOUSANDS' will die in NZ if the "trend" continues.
whats with all these apocalypse loving faggots ?
delete this pic of me
Or this
>went to stock up on hard liquor yesterday
>drove past it at 5:30 to go somewhere
>went back at 6:10 to shop
>was closed early
>now I find out it's going to be shut forever
I fucked up
We supermarket goon wine now bruh
DIAMONDS
Oh boy, the health care system here is going to get fucked so hard in all its holes.
even with all that work done, she's still fuck ugly
kek
I hear that around 20 Amerimutts die per year due to complications from the common flu. This whole thing is fucking stupid or there is something else going on and they're using this as a cover.
I miss uncle Helen.
BIG BLUE TITTIES
How much of a shutdown is NZ getting?
We cucked out here, and only a few things have closed. You can still go to shopping centres or get your nails done.
That's 20,000 mutts not 20. I'm drinking vodka and losing coherency
There is a martial law/extermination of antisemites theory
Essentials only senpai, full on
get off the dole you useless cunt
You're thinking of Aussie.
But yeah, it's fucked. Almost coincidental.
But I'm sure that's just my imagination.
If things really do go tits up, we can always just raid and reclaim weapons
So are the fucking bottlos open or what cunt???
nah
Pretty sure you need less than 5k to get on the dole
i do too but she fucking sold out for that cushy job at the UN so fuck her
i bet Cindy is angling for the same thing.
fucking career politicians are either private lobby pawns or UN stooges unfortunately
Will the Election still be on in September? Or will they find an excuse to postpone it to next year?
Can we all laugh at supermarket worker cucks?
>have to keep working for minwage
>put themselves in danger and probably even pressured to work overtime as other workers get sick/scared
>meanwhile others get paid time off
HAHAHAHHAHA, this fucking world
Hopefully when the home invasions start you can defend yourself with your semiauto rifle
>If things really do go tits up, we can always just raid and reclaim weapons
The gun buyback was a total failure.
God I wish that were me
Kek
especially since I use to be one of those
the cases are going up thousands each day
injecting chemicals into your body isn't going to stop it
we're heading to stage 4 and there is no word of a cure or recovery at this stage.
fuck off and die, memeflaggot
On average, kiwi women look 20 years older than their actual age.
never used rifles, never had to
I'm sure they'll get a rousing round of applause from all the Aucklanders in their snazzy apartments from their balconies.
I don't understand, why would you need an increase to benefits when you will be doing less things anyway?
Basically they're saying stay in your house for at least 4 weeks. Everything is shut except supermarkets, hospitals, petrol stations, etc. You can go for a short walk, alone. All business that aren't completely essentially are to stop operating. Govt is willing to use police intervention for people flouting these rules.
AHAHA
I know a guy working in a foodstuffs warehouse, said he did 80 hours last week LOL, for like 18.50 an hour!
I don't think anyone here is crying about the sky falling?
especially when there's nowhere open to spend your money...
>Still 250,000 Semi Autos unaccounted for
Can't wait for dumb cunts to get lit up.
If things escalate, it will only be a matter of time before people start getting/stealing whatever weapons they can
most people will look after themselves and only themselves.
Best to be prepared.
The police cars have full armouries in the boots. So that'll be one way of getting guns
best shit ever! im selling ozs for $750!!!
might up it to $1k oz tomorrow
The Referendum's going to go down to defeat isn't it? If it even goes ahead.
dont care
It should still happen.
Frankly, in this day and age it should be able to be done digitally, so they have no real excuse for delaying it.
If NZrs are smart, they'll vote that marxist globalist bitch Jewcinda out
One or two are
Some of us past under your flag
>The Referendum's going to go down to defeat isn't it? If it even goes ahead.
I got a grow tent and a couple of Crow LED lights. Grew four plants last year from Californian genetics and harvested 3 pound of bud. Got lazy from constantly smoking and didn't grow anymore though so now I'm dry
She has the shield of all the dead Muslims and her rockstar role to keep her in power. She'll win the next election, but after that I could see a Trump-style populist politician crushing her chances of a third term after Labour's mismanagement can no longer be hidden behind Jacindamania.
that sucks bro
I'm voting no just to make people mad.
Im an essential worker and we're getting plates for our vehicles so law enforcement knows not to hastle us. My plan is to begin making booze deliveries on the side. Already talked with some of the guys in the neighborhood. They are willing to pay 40%+ in shelf prices to have stuff brougth to them right now. And thats before a true lock down has gone into effect.