AUS/POL - MYGOV SHUT IT DOWN EDITION

Shit really, that long hey. Fark.
Thanks user

these ideas predate 20th century socialist revolutions by at least 200 years. adam smith who argued the importance the individual pursuit of free enterprise in a free market economy with virtually no government intervention whatsoever was also the founder of the idea that all products belong to the labourer. the basis of the thesis of the "wealth of nations" was that self interest was the essence that contributed to the common good and continued function of society. what we've seen in the past 200 years is a blatant centralisation of oligarch power that control and own the means of production leaving the worker utterly powerless, destitute and tied into a permanent bondage of wage labour and exploitation. the liberal democracies of today function on the basis of protecting the state apparatus which is occupied by the very people who engage in the perpetuation of this vicious cycle of worker abuse. it's absurd to think that the workers contribution now is recognised or even respected, we're nothing more than an expendable and replaceable cog in a vast machine. we've been dehumanised to the point of accepting our status as proletariat, alienated by the very mechanisms of the productive forces that are actually controlled by the working class which also generate the wealth of these bourgeois institutions yet have no right of claim to it simply because we've been "granted" the opportunity to sell our labour for a subsistence wage. this is unacceptable and it must change.

Just give the tldr cunt

Fuck off you loser

CAPITALISM BAD
COLLECTIVISM GOOD

no one is gonna read that wall of text poofter

No
Praise him

See how much easier that was.

it's a little too facile and vague though, i'd prefer if you'd read the more thorough text.

The bogan tradies who live across the road just had two of their kids dropped off. Imagine spending every second week sleeping on the floor in your dads share house.

Poofter

could be streamlined, i dont know. i fucking hope it will be for everyones sake

So i'm 20 years old and considered dependent, but im renting with a housemate and my parents live interstate - is there anyway i can get scomobucks or am i fucked?

Just apply cunt

yeah nah cunt

>dependent
>not living at home

how are you considered depended? just apply anyway, ASAP or you will wait even longer

you know these very bourgeois institutions that i criticise derive their power from an uneducated class of people, they're quite dependent on those who would not criticise their hierarchy of oppression. don't give in to their game, an apathetic and vacuous consumer class of people is imperative to the legitimacy of their rule.

all you cunts bleeding the system for scomobux should just kys, bloodly welfare leaches

whats it like being so delusional that you actually believe in the shit you post?

Poofter

I applied like 2 months ago, and they told me to fuck off because I had only worked 26h/w week over the course of a year and wasn't considered independent.

somebody make a hanged edit with the mygov closed screenshot

if you've earned more than 15,000 dollars ever since working you're independent

mate, scomo doesn't want the housing market to crash and desperately needs people to pay rent otherwise his party's foundation of rule and legitimacy disintegrates. they can't admit that. they won't admit that. this property bubble is all they have.

give us a durry, cunt

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE ALREADY ROTTING CORPSE OF LATE STAGE CAPITALISM

>GDAY LADS, HOW LONG TIL FULL SWING LOCK DOWNS ARE ORDERED?
Holy shit I love MyGov. Dem neetbux are undoubtedly going to arrive without a problem.

Found the virginal manlet.

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dont care, let the bloody bullshit false economy fall. built on bullshit and lies anyway.
Pretty ridiculous that cunts that have never contributed to society now get extra bux coz this fake flu

where can I find that info?

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lol, stay complicit, i'm sure the ruling elite will throw you a bone one day

Everyone gets put on it if you're on benefits for a set amount of time.

Cunt's fucked. I just got laid off.
How do I go about applying for neetbux? Never done it before

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Join the club You gotta go online and do it but its too late now you'll have to try again tomorrow as the websites down.

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hes either gone through it himself or hes a DHS/ex DHS worker like me. from memory the exact amount isnt listed on the website, could be wrong though

exactly if your on newstart/jobseeker for a set ammount of time your a fucking bluding cunt

go on, please tell me more. you seem to be educated and not some dumb cunt, but you have this delusional mindset about how things work

atm you go into your local centrelink and do it, as mygov is being ddoss by chinks

what's the deal with liquor delivery do they just drop it at your doorstep?

>go on, please tell me more. you seem to be educated and not some dumb cunt, but you have this delusional mindset about how things work
enlighten me then, oh so wise one

You cunts stop me if you've heard this one:
>Abbo mother says to her daughter: "It's your 13th birthday today. You're a woman now and that means when your father gets home, he's gonna put his most prized possession where you pee."
>Abbo girl says: "Why's he gonna put his petrol can in the sink?"

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go down to centerlink and find out lmao

Don't be a dumb cunt and learn to read. You sound like a north american.

I see. Centerlink website is it?

>atm you go into your local centrelink and do it
>go down to centerlink and find out
what if I get coofed on?

What's for lunch lads?

I'm having an apple and a can of tuna.

NZfag here, same shit with our gibs website. Should we be trying to apply at like 2-3am when normies are asleep?

Yeah my gov & centrejunk

> "check the claim application page on your centrelink online account XD"

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i asked first you delusional commie. im also curious how you went down the path to become one, because it seems like your indoctrinated into a cult by the language you use

wear a mask but also carry a knife, cunts might stab you for it

>image board
>learn to read

Are they going to have to boost the budget for cenno coronabux considering all the new people on it, or have they already accounted for that?

Fuck off were full.
Best example.
Dryer than a dead dingos donga.

Which one of you cunts did the cyber attack on the mygov website?

cunts fucked, i genuinely hope it gets back up for everyones sake

most likely already budgeted for it

my bet its the chinks. can we meme that into reality?

probably gonna end it there, you're far too vociferous and irrational and if you don't appreciate or understand the very simple jargon then there's no point.
>you sound indoctrinated
holy hypocrite batman

News is saying it was a cyber attack
news.com.au/finance/work/careers/thousands-of-aussie-flock-to-centrelink-after-workforce-plunged-into-doubt/news-story/3c57efb8369a45e01c2ec541dc324629

can the flu be contracted through the eyes? wondering if I should wear swimming goggles as well

there was no attack its just an excuse for it being down

>my bet its the chinks. can we meme that into reality?
When I finish work m8.

JUST KEEP PRINTING MONEY HEHEHHEE

No cyberattack jewgov is technically retarded.

First they fuck with my poorfag diet by hoarding all the cheap foods they never used to buy
Then they make it so i have to start going outside to buy food because they all start using online delivery
Because everyone is 'self-isolating' I'm never home alone / have the house to myself anymore
And now all these normie faggots are applying for cenno, thinking they're entitled to the money I'M entitled to

god i hate normies so much just fuck off and stop trying to emulate my life

your one of those cunts who thinks using big words makes you smart, your just some psudeo intellectual poof cunt who thinks hes better than others. the simple fact you cant elaborate when i asked you to is proof of that

have fun being a gay cunt, poof cunt

>can the flu be contracted through the eyes?

according to all the shit ive seen its a yes

wear whatever you want to make yourself feel safe, fuck what anyone else thinks, but be prepared for cunts to fuck with you for it.

>cyber attack
>still in denial about the pathetically embarrassing neglected infrastructure
these cunts i swear to christ

Currently working but I wonder if I can apply just to get the free $750 lump and $550 a fortnight, as long as I get $1 from it I'd sayit would work?

How the fuck do you register online??? There’s no link on the website and when I read up about it yesterday it stated I needed a customer reference number which I needed to get in person at my local office, as usual having one of the most incompetent Department’s in the country run this is going to lead unnecessary delays and frustration.

Schools out in Vic

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Centrelink website closed due to 'cyber attack'

imagine 55,000 people all trying to access this at once

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