/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2426 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

► Detected: 341,174 (+32,401) ► Died: 14,794 (+1,633)

~~~ Remaining to surpass H1N1: 3706 deaths ~~~

>NEWS
All of urban India under lockdown, affecting 455 million
archive.is/rzZ4x

US government threatens hoarders: "We're going to come for you"
youtu.be/2HotAd5fC8U

Virus hits Africa, Nigerians killed by chloroquine poisoning
archive.is/AEO4V

Hong Kong tries to go back to normal, "third wave" stops it
archive.is/M6D8D

Trump no longer skeptic: "There's never been anything like this"
youtu.be/2HotAd5fC8U

>RESEARCH
23 year old football player dies in Iran
archive.is/RQEby

Cruise ship "recovered" case reinfected in Japan
archive.is/5VIhL

Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
archive.is/6NGuH

Resistant to antivirals
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25 year old nurse dies in Iran
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>REMINDER
Washington under lockdown, 7 million
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US prepares for 96 million cases and 480,000 deaths
archive.is/Hgdg5

People are not being tested in Japan despite symptoms
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Spain only testing high risk cases
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Infection could reach 60% of world population
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>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
00:37: 67 new cases and 2 new deaths in Spain.
23:37: 58 new cases in California, United States.
23:23: 59 new cases in Victoria, Australia.
23:22: 121 new cases in Massachusetts, United States.
23:18: 116 new cases and 1 new death in Colorado, United States.
23:14: 104 new cases and 3 new deaths in Connecticut, United States.
23:02: 108 new cases and 4 new deaths in California, United States.

>MORE
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Please wake up! There's no virus, there's no epidemic. It's just your imagination.
We know it seems real to you but it's not. Look out of the window. There's no military, there are no looters, not a single body bag.
People are walking around cheering and laughing. It's beautiful spring out there! We know it's hard for you. We know you are afraid to leave the house, but you HAVE TO COME BACK TO LIFE.

Think about your mother. She is crying every night and praying for you to get better. Please, please, end this madness.
We will go to the doctor and try to figure it out with him, ok? We really, really love you, but we can't let you to hide in the bedroom for the rest of your life.

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IN 2017/2018, 25 THOUSAND PEOPLE DIED FROM THE FLU, JUST IN GERMANY!!!

25 THOUSAND PEOPLE DIED FROM THE FLU IN GERMANY!!!

MEANWHILE, THIS LITTLE FAGGOT VIRUS THAT YOU SCHIZOS ARE LOSING YOUR MIND OVER, HAS ONLY KILLED 97 PEOPLE SO FAR!!

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
97 OF 250000 IS 0.4%.

0.4%!!!!

THIS FAGGOT VIRUS HAS KILLED 97 PEOPLE AND THE SEASONAL FLU HAS KILLED 25 THOUSAND!!

GET IT IN YOUR TINY SCHIZO BRAINS! THIS HAPPENING HAS NEVER EVEN STARTED TO HAPPEN!

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*blocks your path*
>Have you been tested?!
What do?

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>wow cant make this up.
>first you're all brave and suddenly you find the butterfly park in animal crossing and want to cry, because you want to go outside and you miss life, friends and family and are scared of work.

>had this feel too suddenly.
>wrote my best friend, that normally i love staying at home, but always with the feeling of being able to go out whenever i want.
>now i feel like an animal in a cage at home

>sorry that you feel so bad now :( *fluff*
>one day this will all be over and then normal life returns!
>and then you and the hospital deserves 10 liters ice cream!

imagine having to stay at home for a few weeks and you already start writing this shit, normalfags make me want to projectile vomit across my screen.

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Other anons were writing erotic Corona-chan stories so I decided to try one too:

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Enjoy~

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calm down schizoid

Remember this shit when your parents die you autistic nog

FUCK CHINA

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Look at these gay ass trees

BASED PERUVIAN CAPTAIN DETAINED AND BITCH-SLAPPED ENTITLED ZOOMER WHO WENT OUT DURING CURFEW

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>The video shows the military man ordering the intervened to get up. "Do you know who you're talking to?" He yells and slaps her the first time.
>While the EP officer gave him three more slaps, he warned him that this time "he was going to spare his life" and that if he saw him again on the street, he would hit him again.

STUPID ONIONS MEDIA LOBBIED TO HAVE HIM SANCTIONED HOWEVER

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Remember not to fall for confirmation bias. Of course numbers are going to go up now that people are being tested.
You can not be counted if no one is counting. Unless you are the average death age of 78.5 or have an underlying condition like obesity you are going to be fine. Please calm the fuck down.
Keep up the good fight Hardy.
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>Based on current estimates of the number of serious cases of COVID19 in Switzerland the number of ICU beds and ventilators may become insufficient by the beginning of the week of March 23rd-29th.
>The Cantons of Ticino, Neuchatel, Basel-City, Geneva and Vaud may already be operating beyond capacity for ventilators.
>On March 22nd, a reservoir of ICU beds may exists in large city hospital from Bern and Zurich, as well as in smaller hospitals in Aargau, and Eastern Switzerland. These institutions could potentially absorb the excess of patients from Ticino, Romandie and Basel-City.
>On March 31st, based on current trends of progression of the outbreak in each Canton, the majority of hospital with ICU in may be operating beyond maximum capacity.

Many countries will be hitting ICU limits between now and the start of April. This is the last week of relaxing before the new phase.
The new phase of panic as "normal" ICU treatments can't be absorbed anymore. Crashed your car? Sorry, no room. Need a tumor removed? Not anymore you don't. Got a heart attack and need emergency surgery? Come back in a few months.
Is your body ready?

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>store ran out of emergency bf's

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Weaklings

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Various webcams

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retard alert

isn't it bad to fap to a virus? It's like you're fapping to the death and suffering of millions

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>less daily deaths than threads
>less daily deaths in north america than threads
>less daily deaths in the us
>less daily deaths in nys than threads
>less daily deaths in nyc than threads
a hamburger made of nothing

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Is that Timmy Turner?

>The sound of the floor betrays you when you start to put some weight down
>Coronachan thinks to herself - "Oh my god this is so cute"
>She can't help but smile.
>You retract your foot before anymore sound can be produced
>Your skin becomes clammy and pale
>You feel cold
>You place the foot back down on another portion which, thankfully, cooperates
>You move at this pace, making the same mistake again and again, not daring to turn your head back towards her.
>Her smile is full now, exposing two small teeth on the corners of her mouth. Her eyes almost open.
>You finally make it to the doorway of your room

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No biggie anons, just flatten the curve.

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NEW MEXICO INFOGRAPHIC

fresh of the presses!

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You KNOW that she would've done a better job

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>It's like you're fapping to the death and suffering of millions
That's Yas Forums in a nutshell

It's okay to fap a little bit. It won't hurt.

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"I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."

Stay strong bros.

How are the normies handling isolation so far?

What are you lads fapping to in order to pass the time, im enjoying some tomboy/reverse trap, and larger_femaleamong others

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That's just Mexico not New Mexico.

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>another writeanon
Based, bro. I'll read it in a moment!
I'm doing it as a creative exercise during lockdown. If some user's bust a few nuts then I'm glad I could help them with their boredom

gonna keep jerking it to corona-chan even when im hooked to a ventilator slowly getting killed by her

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>NOOOOO CORONA HAS A 100% DEATH RATE!!!!! ITS HAPPENING FOR REAL THIS TIME!!!!

>ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING I SAID ITS FUCKING HAPPENING THIS IS ALL I HAVE IN MY PATHETIC SAD LIFE, DONT TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME!!!!!

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>HARVEY WEINSTEIN HAS CORONA
HARVEY WEINSTEIN HAS CORONA
>HARVEY WEINSTEIN HAS CORONA
HARVEY WEINSTEIN HAS CORONA
>HARVEY WEINSTEIN HAS CORONA
HARVEY WEINSTEIN HAS CORONA
>HARVEY WEINSTEIN HAS CORONA
HARVEY WEINSTEIN HAS CORONA

i cant believe you are all dead

>It's like you're fapping to the death and suffering of millions
A happeninfags wet dream

Case Fatality Rate Percentages around the world.
Ordered by region/majority descent
NW Europe -> Central Europe -> East/Northeast Europe -> South Europe -> Southeast Europe -> Central Asia/Middle East/North Africa -> South Asia -> Southeast Asia -> East Asia -> South America -> Central America -> Caribbean -> Africa

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John Kerry is a fag and you are a retard.

Take the Bill-pill.

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Why did they choose such an ominous sounding name for our virus "Covid-19" why not like Covie or something that sounds a bit cuter and less scary?

Carried over from last thread
Congrats happening faggots. Finally met a girl I liked, and probably coulda pursued it, but alas only thing I can do is text her and not invite her out to eat cause
>OMG OMG THERES A NEW FLU OUT THERE OMG THE END IS NIGHT OMG WORSE THAN THE NOTHING BURGER KNOWN AS SARS OMG
I hate all of you. You faggots blew this up, I was on target to leave. I had been going to the gym 5 days a week and was making serious improvements. I was about to get a gril who wasn't a complete retard. I was makin friends after years at college. But no you faggots had to pull me back into this pos board. I hate you.
You faggots derailed me. Suck a fat one

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Miyamoto Issa stuff. I suggest everyone to check it out

> im enjoying some tomboy/reverse trap
Post some exLinks.

Nah.

Give it time. The flu is now generalized, the coronavirus will reach that level if it isn't contained.

>All of urban India under lockdown, affecting 455 million
reminder that India is about to have a massive religious festival that has not been cancelled yet. Over 1 million pajeets are expected to show up.

ahh i remember when it was
>less dead than threads

If you want to

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Any argument against UBI is dead
>I-if you give people money everyone will just stay home

NPCs can't survive outside the cagie
You can give them 5k a month and they'll get back into it

sauce please. Reverse rape is top tier. I'm currently writing greentext

subhuman trash

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we shill have 3 days until we pass H1N1

total nothingburger

Which one of you is shitposting in the vancouver buy and sell with a corona chan profile pic

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"Has"
that dumb cunt is looking for a way out to touch children

Honestly no. She would have been escalating the anti racism shit. Then doubled down on not being racist with more immigration.
Trump was called racist for blocking Chinese early. Trump was also the first world leader to suggest cancelling or post poning the Olympics.

yes
BUT
It infects more people than a normal flu and most people are not even infected for one week and way more people need treatment

It's okay user. Shun that whore, embrace Grandfather Nurgle and princess Corona-Chan, and earn your wizard powers

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,093 (3,270) Italy 59,138 (5,476) United States 33,546 (419) Spain 28,768 (1,772) Germany 24,873 (94) Iran 21,638 (1,685) France 16,018 (674) South Korea 8,897 (104) Switzerland 7,474 (98) United Kingdom 5,683 (281) Netherlands 4,204 (179) Austria 3,582 (16) Belgium 3,401 (75) Norway 2,385 (7) Sweden 1,931 (21) Australia 1,609 (7) Portugal 1,600 (14) Brazil 1,546 (25) Canada 1,470 (20) Denmark 1,395 (13) Malaysia 1,306 (10) Turkey 1,236 (30) Czech Republic 1,120 (1) Japan 1,101 (41) Israel 1,071 (1) Ireland 906 (4) Luxembourg 798 (8) Ecuador 789 (14) Pakistan 776 (4) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Poland 634 (7) Chile 632 (1) Finland 626 (1) Greece 624 (15) Thailand 599 (1) Iceland 568 (1) Indonesia 514 (48) Singapore 455 (2) Romania 433 (3) Slovenia 414 (2) India 396 (7) Philippines 380 (25) Russia 367 (1) Peru 363 (5) Bahrain 334 (2) Egypt 327 (14) Hong Kong 317 (4) Panama 313 (3) Argentina 266 (4) Croatia 254 (1)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +39 (+9) Italy +5,560 (+651) United States +9,339 (+117) Spain +3,272 (+391) Germany +2,509 (+10) Iran +1,028 (+129) France +1,559 (+112) South Korea +98 (+2) Switzerland +611 (+18) United Kingdom +665 (+48) Netherlands +573 (+43) Austria +590 (+8) Belgium +586 (+8) Sweden +161 (+1) Portugal +320 (+2) Brazil +368 (+7) Canada +142 (+1) Malaysia +123 (+2) Turkey +289 (+9) Czech Republic +125 (+1) Japan +47 (+5) Ireland +121 (+1) Ecuador +257 (+7) Pakistan +131 (+1) Poland +98 (+2) Greece +94 (+2) Indonesia +64 (+10) Romania +66 (+3) Slovenia +31 (+1) India +64 (+2) Philippines +73 (+6) Bahrain +24 (+1) Egypt +33 (+4) Iraq +19 (+3) Colombia +35 (+2) Serbia +51 (+1) Algeria +62 (+2) Hungary +28 (+2) Morocco +19 (+1) Macedonia +30 (+1) Andorra +25 (+1) Burkina Faso +11 (+1) Tunisia +15 (+2) Afghanistan +16 (+1) Mauritius +14 (+1) Guam +12 (+1) Norway +221 Australia +537 Denmark +69 Israel +188…

>FULL LISTS
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Need to do our part to flatten the curve!
>*Coof*

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bro.. brooooo. Just ask her over. does she have any symptoms? bro. come on. Don't listen to the faggots on this board. seriously bro.

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Don't worry m8, I'm out of gf's but I have lots of toilet paper and a few good traps left in my old converted wage cage.

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lmao

Funny how you all call him the retard when you're providing absolutely nothing to prove him wrong. Kind of telling isn't it?
Get fucked and seethe harder happeningfags.

1 Million infected by April 1st.

Screencap this.

why didnt he reduce the fraction

Just fuck your sister like that other user you beta

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lol i will be now that you advertised it

>sauce please.
if i tell you you will know only despair and arousal

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Bet she wouldve kept your borders open.

B-BUT MUH V-SHAPED RECOVERY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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He doesn't he's either lying to get out or he's about to be Epstein'd.

kek!