Predictions for tomorrow?

futures are already down 1000 circuit breaker literally at open

LOL ok boomer
it's tanking and the outlook is grim - millions dead falling victim to the incurable chinavirus

Breaker within first 15 min of open. Then it will shoot down for a few hours about 1800 points, then climb back up a bit until midday, then it will tank close to 1900 and end for the day like it has always been doing for the past few weeks. Jesus fucking Christ.

Black Monday

>Predictions for tomorrow?
BITCOIN WILL BE THE ONLY MARKET THAT REMAINS OPEN

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Deflationary crash, I will be a dollar millionaire when I can buy a steak dinner for $.99

NOTHING BURGER

One, nothing wrong with me
Two, nothing wrong with me
Three, nothing wrong with me
Four, nothing wrong with me
One, something's got to give
Two, something's got to give
Three, something's got to give now
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor

have fun with your herd immunity, your country is shaping to be more retarded than the average leaf. have fun getting fired on monday, wagie

you think the Fed will let that happen

All three circuit breakers will be triggered, market will close by 1pm.

fuck niggers

keep smoking that koolaid

NO, NO NO NO NO NO NO NO REEEEEEEEEEE

Sold my calls already and have some cash to get puts
Have a put on SPWR tomorrow that should make a couple hundred for me at open

Seconded.

Doomp eet

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>le country insult
LOL dumb mutt
millions still about to die and no cure
you can't change reality with your insults, jose

There are not enough pink wojaks to convey the blood bath.

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That sounds terrible
Smoke ganja m8 that stinky pinky shit

Puts will continue to print. $SPY closes at $218.

Would not be even the least bit surprised.

good point do you think this was a helpful reset overall? will we go back to nickel worth candy bars and buying a lunch for a buck?

>Predictions for tomorrow?
-5000

Hopefully down forever. Fuck this Jew neoliberal economy bullshit. This whole COVID shit makes it clear who is "essential" in this world (and underpayed) and who is benefittting at the top. When will us whites take what is ours back? When we will establish love and empathy for our brothers first? Never, no? Okay Jewish neoliberal globalism, open borders and unfiltered immigration, lax monetary and fiscal policy, trade policies that don't benefit the average citizen it is then? We must take what is ours back. The common man must rise.

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Not while everyone is saving and stuffing their pillows.

that literally can't happen

I bought spy puts expiring 3/25 so I hope for doom. I’d like to unload these by Tuesday.

Why?

Another big drop probably.

Please don't take the Lord's name in vain. There are so many other ways to express your feeling without doing that.
Cutting that out a long time ago was one of the few good decisions I made. It's just completely unnecessary.

This is like the 6th Black Monday this month!

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SO FUCKEN THICC

will mad Max times commence? or will it all just continue to be very gay and anticlimactic?

The fed is pumping a 1 trillion into the markets daily. Big pump in the morning. Trust the fed. Trust Jerome. Buy the dip. Cover at the end of the day.

Prediction: boomers on FB complaining their retirement is fucked.

Me: just pull yourselves up by your bootstraps lmao

The worst already passed.
I predict a 2000 point increase.
It's only getting better from here, keep your head high, things will soon resume to normal!

Still better than under Obama.

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I find it ironic that what happened to bitcoin a couple of yeara ago is now happening to stocks

>16,000
based i'm all in short

Go to Russia for treatment and let your daughter speak on your behalf while you rot in a coma

trading curbs prevent it from dropping more than 20% in a day

Based. We never got the day of the pillow but this is a close 2nd.

Is now the right time to buy or should we wait?

Bull gang is dead. Sorry.

tell 'em to learn to code

Buy August to December calls on fortune 100.

This is Year of the Pillow, friend.

opens down 4% and remains flat on the day

we're all going out for ice cream

Desperate last minute fed scramble to keep it above 17,500 that fails.

If the fed gave american taxpayers 1 Trillion per day, there would be no economic downturn

>Me: just pull yourselves up by your bootstraps lmao
this needs to be the game plan every single fuckin day. ill take any form of spite i can get

17,500 by end of day

13,000 by end of week

that drop has a long way to go user

kek, the only way out of this is to open a free market
any other action is kicking the can

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Heh

Jesus christ, shut your god damn mouth.

I predict white privilege!
>*Coof*

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