/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2425 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

>twitter.com/LokiHigh/status/1241883342976552961?s=09
>Feb 9th

Redpill me on foreign currency
Is buying foreign notes for cheap a good way to make some $$$?

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Oh ok, that’s still hair pullingly stupid and probably explains jew York’s ridiculous numbers

Lmao nice projecting

This virus will die out in 2 weeks.

Screenshot this.

No point if the global market is burning, buy food and water

BC canada is the only province not updating it's numbers on Sunday.... weird? most cases in Canada as well

What the actual fuck is wrong with chinks?

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Various webcams

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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That exactly the first thing I said myself !

some think the virus was created on purpose by someone??
is there evidence for that?

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>You laid awake there, desperately trying to fall asleep
>It's uncomfortable how you are laying down so you try to readjust only for Corona to move with you.
>You try to untangle your legs, she only reinforces her foothold
>time passes while you are entrapped
>You figure it's been over two hours and you can hear her snoring quietly
>You spend those hours trying to remember this fucking "promise"
>You can't. Anyways, its time to get the hell out of there.
>Moving as slowly as you can, you take your free hand and slowly "un-pry" her fingers clinging to your chest
>It's working
>You spend the next few moments moving your legs inch by inch until they are also free
>Now the hard part
>You release her waist with your hand, slowly snake it out from underneath her.
>She stirs a few times, making you stop and wait
>You eventually get the arm almost free, and grab a free pillow
>In a quick motion but calculated motion you move away (supporting her head with a hand) and place the pillow under her
>You are free
>You slither yourself down the bed at the speed of a snail until you are at the edge

No but you will

>youtube.com/watch?v=R-be4kswziY

ITALY STILL FUCKING AROUND. ANY ITALY BRO HAVE THE FULL PRESS CONFERENCE WITH SUBTITLES???

Makes me angry desu

Hawaii here

Non essential worker lockdown on monday just announced

For a pandemic, the body count is yawn-inducing. This is the best happening you people can come up with?

Anyone got the chart comparing trends of various nations starting at the >100 detected cases point?
It would be much appreciated.

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How much worse is the disease for obese people? Just wondering if this will skew the mortality significantly upward here in Burgerland.

>yfw when the US economy explodes for real in 12 hours

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FOUND IT

youtube.com/watch?v=Rie6Gc24RBE
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Ok guys those like fabricy masks that you see at festivals and in japan that you can resuse. Do they actually filter anything out? Im thinking about ordering one

>5 days since tested positive for virus
>didn't feel that bad internally, expected worse
>probably nothing serious cause 23 years old
>suddenly a surge of pain on my chest that lasted an hour and then disappeared
>started having breathing problems
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO? I'M FUCKING SCARED

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NYC super cluster in 3..2..1..

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I personally don't know what's worse, have chinks created this on purpose as a weapon or accidentally by being generally ndisgusting
I only know anyone who does business with China needs to be strung up on a lamp post

Kiwis are shutting down

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nz is safe, every single fucking big company ceo is here

F

happas, little eliot rodgers every last one of them.
disgusting creatures.

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I'm worried about him too

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youtube.com/watch?v=J6CngiY3rKs
The ride never ends

>We will go to the doctor and try to figure it out with him, ok?
Nice try Mao.

I feel exhausted and I'm developing a cough boys

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Anons, if I were to eat a meal from someelse, would nuking in the Micro render it safe to eat?

DONT "F" ME, FUCKING HELP ME. THE DOCTORS KEPT ME ON HOLD FOR LITERAL YEARS

Diabetes produced higher death rates than asthma apparently

Post proof you're pozzed or larp.

Thread theme
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Anyone else here just for the cute corona-chan pics?

>lunar new year
are you retarded? this is old as fuck

newfag detected

We are in the end game now. Some of you guys are alright. Dont go outside tomorrow.

Give me a moment, I'm a dumbass and in shock

what about Africa?
what's going on over there??

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,054 (3,261) Italy 59,138 (5,476) United States 33,546 (419) Spain 28,603 (1,756) Germany 24,873 (94) Iran 21,638 (1,685) France 16,018 (674) South Korea 8,897 (104) Switzerland 7,474 (98) United Kingdom 5,683 (281) Netherlands 4,204 (179) Austria 3,580 (16) Belgium 3,401 (75) Norway 2,263 (7) Sweden 1,931 (21) Portugal 1,600 (14) Brazil 1,546 (25) Canada 1,470 (20) Denmark 1,395 (13) Australia 1,353 (7) Malaysia 1,306 (10) Turkey 1,236 (30) Czech Republic 1,120 (1) Japan 1,086 (36) Israel 1,071 (1) Ireland 906 (4) Luxembourg 798 (8) Ecuador 789 (14) Pakistan 776 (4) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Poland 634 (7) Chile 632 (1) Finland 626 (1) Greece 624 (15) Thailand 599 (1) Iceland 568 (1) Indonesia 514 (48) Singapore 455 (2) Romania 433 (3) Slovenia 414 (2) India 396 (7) Philippines 380 (25) Russia 367 (1) Peru 363 (5) Bahrain 334 (2) Egypt 327 (14) Hong Kong 317 (4) Panama 313 (3) Argentina 266 (4) Croatia 254 (1)…

>LATEST CHANGES
Italy +5,560 (+651) United States +9,339 (+117) Spain +3,107 (+375) Germany +2,509 (+10) Iran +1,028 (+129) France +1,559 (+112) South Korea +98 (+2) Switzerland +611 (+18) United Kingdom +665 (+48) Netherlands +573 (+43) Austria +588 (+8) Belgium +586 (+8) Sweden +161 (+1) Portugal +320 (+2) Brazil +368 (+7) Canada +142 (+1) Malaysia +123 (+2) Turkey +289 (+9) Czech Republic +125 (+1) Ireland +121 (+1) Ecuador +257 (+7) Pakistan +131 (+1) Poland +98 (+2) Greece +94 (+2) Indonesia +64 (+10) Romania +66 (+3) Slovenia +31 (+1) India +64 (+2) Philippines +73 (+6) Bahrain +24 (+1) Egypt +33 (+4) Iraq +19 (+3) Colombia +35 (+2) Serbia +51 (+1) Algeria +62 (+2) Hungary +28 (+2) Morocco +19 (+1) Macedonia +30 (+1) Andorra +25 (+1) Burkina Faso +11 (+1) Tunisia +15 (+2) Afghanistan +16 (+1) Mauritius +14 (+1) Guam +12 (+1) Norway +99 Denmark +69 Australia +281 Japan +32 Israel +188 Luxembourg +128…

>FULL LISTS
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same since a few days, it's getting worse

shit fucking sucks man, feels like my chest being compressed

Whats the best reusable mask on the market rn

Alright, sounds non-negligible. Thanks!

Isn't that what these threads are for?
The whole virus thing is just a LARP, remember...?

How can someone buy this bullshit? The chinks are not even trying anymore.

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Sorry. It didn't fit on phone screenshot

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Trump lied niggers died

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Hopefully calm before the storm

>mfw I will get to shitpost about it in my lifetime.

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boil water with a lot of salt in it in a big pot.
but the pot with the steaming saltwater on a table and but your face over it.
cover your head with a towel so that the salt steam gets trapped.
breath the salt steam for 10 minutes.
do that for a few days, if it wont get better get to a hospital.

>tomorrow
who tf is still going outside? retards?

Wrong, that is a horseshit meme.

Things are braking down here. My feeling is we're going to see food shortages soon

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Well, what difference does it make now? NYC is a hot spot, and doing dumb stuff like that just made it worse, but ofc it was probably going to happen anyway in NYC.

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>Dead: 14,764
How long has it been at 14,764 for
Four, Five days now?

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I would have thought they'd go to Switzerland, considering all their money is there

Louisiana abruptly stopped updating as well and will resume updates tomorrow, but now only once daily, and not at the end of the day.

They set it up so they could report the previous day's numbers. It's the most retarded way to on paper attempt to look like they're slowing the spread.

I must work tomorrow but can't sleep. Fuck.

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>China sends "aid" in the form of doctors and masks
>Doctors tell country to shut down their economy and industry
>Country collapses whilst China continues making shit and exporting
>China grows stronger
Cheeky cunts

No way in hell they shutdown 2/3rds of their economy for 3000 dead. They probably lose that to people falling down the stairs every week.

Where are the actual people

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What's going on italanon?

where?

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What's this about shaving your beards for wearing a mask?

Pop it in the oven mate

He said outside.

Sounds like you need to be intabated

good stuff, user. corona-chan is a sweetie.

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Everywhere and nowhere

The covid-19 tests are for genes that if found individually result in a negative test, but found together result in a positive test. What are the chances of it being two false positives? How accurate are these tests? 86% of infected show no symptoms, sounds like BULLSHIT to me. It's exactly like the HIV hoax! Guys, the chances of a bacteria mutating to survive in a new species is very small, but the chances of a virus mutating across species is ZERO. It has never happened, never will happen, and probably never could happen. The only way humans can get a virus or flu from another species is if it is injected into them, period. And the chances of it going across species multiple times? It can not happen, ever. Dogs, cats, sheep, pigs, and others have tested positive for this COVID-19. It's fucking impossible. All signs point to the testing being a false positive. It's just like the HIV hoax. West Nile Virus, SARS, AIDS, and Hepatitis C are all invented by the CDC. The testing is even similar to HIV, which is fake. The statistics make ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE. Watch this documentary House of Numbers on how the CDC and world governments invented the AIDS epidemic out of nowhere: youtu.be/BsT4GrimfLQ

Do NOT get tested. Do NOT take any drugs they give you. And for the love of jesus christ up above in heaven DO NOT GET VACCINATED. Thousands of people died to the h1n1 vaccine. The spanish flu was created by vaccinations. All viruses are symbiotic with humans in that they detoxify the body of toxic cells to prevent aging, especially in the respiratory system. They have been evolving with us for billions of years. They are manufactured within the cells. They are not foreign invaders that hijack your cell's reproductive process. It is a symbiotic process. They are as much a part of us as the rest of our immune system. ANY deadly virus is either man-made from vaccines or made up.

How can other countries even compete?

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Put me in the screen cap

>Urban brainlets all gathering at tourist hotspots
>Government actually trying to restrain from a full lockdown but will probably have to enforce one in 24 hours
These same morons will be complaining on twitter about being fined in a few days.. god I hope they riot so the army can shoot them all..

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The radiation would likely mutate the virus into the X+ strain.

say it with me:
>U
>M
>A

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You won't notice the CCP sending infected people to concentration camps if you can't leave your home user

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John's dead faggot

>Thousands of people died to the h1n1 vaccine

Source?

Having any lingering attachment to the shithole you escaped now that you have a better life is disgusting.

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To make sure you get a proper seal.

only for faggots user this crisis is prime beard growing time

Is Yas Forums being raided? WTF is happening in the catalog?

If the mask don't fit
It won't do shit
This is the rough guideline, the bottom line is get a good seal to your face

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Yeah Jenny was a fucking whore in Forrest Gump. Fuck Jenny.

You're making me want a CoronaChan bodypillow even more now user.
GODDAMMIT DRAWFAGS JUST MAKE A SUITABLE IMAGE ALREADY.

Shut the fuck up already you insufferable faggot.

do the salt steam thing a told you but if it gets worse you can do something more drastic but it might kill you.
if you have a vape that dosent use closed cartreges.
mix the strongest alcohol that you have with water or flavorless vape base in a 30/70 mix with 30 being alcohol.
vape that untill you feel your lungs drying.
dont fucking do that unless you feel like dying becaose drying your lungs will weaken your mucus mambranes and ANY virus will have it easy infecting you.

infection2020.com/

So how fucked is your region (US only at the moment)?

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>less than 1% deathrate

Should just let the virus run its course and be done with this shit in like 1 month.

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316 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 65 NEW CASES IN THE LAST 24 HOURS

I did screenshot your post, but will 100% forget about it. So, can you screenshot it yourself at two weeks later post it and we will laugh at you amidst total world panic, 1000000 infected and 50000 dead.

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you look like an idiot

Gary don’t fucking bother this late in the threads.

floating gloriously in the atmosphere

take your meds

Definitely

i hope you're taking your responsibility seriously

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It's the truth yet people find it too hard to accept.

China was paying him like 50k/month ON TOP of 150k salary

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sup bro

If you want a good seal for a filter mask then you need to be clean shaven. For surgical masks or homemade masks it shouldn't be a problem since you don't need an actual seal there

Report him for bioterrorism
He's basically telling people to catch a virus and to spread it

You are so full of shit, user.

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>~~~ Remaining to surpass H1N1: 3741 deaths ~~~
H1N1 killed over twenty million people. Wu Flu has a long way to go.

Governors of States, start own plans against AMLOCO and gatell.

I'll take this advice, thanks man. Also, I can't get the proofs but this will be my last post, I only wanted advice on what the fuck to do with this shit. If all else fails, I might come back with actual proofs because I'll be at the hospital if this shit prolongs.

we all play during degenerate hours anyway

multiplayer vidya hardly uses bandwidth unless you're downloading the newest AAA bloated turd

What do you mean?

he op, as more and more dudes get the virus maybe put these 2 tricks into the op, might save some desperate guys.

Okay, cool, but you're kind of on the back foot here. Today isn't the day to try to schizopill Yas Forums on AIDS, which is so last century.

why is new york so fucked? I thought it was a young place

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Why do we have so few deaths? Doesn't make sense

Chinks and the Jews.
Fuck them all.

Nope

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>tfw toothbrush

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Did oldfags react the same way to the h1n1 pandemic?

I want say congratulations China. They have come successful in this fight!

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yeah dumbdumbs watch netflix like the rest of us responsible bandwidth users, gosh

Chinese and Jews

idk man theres too many new threads being created on a sunday night. maybe just people in quarantine posting shitpost threads.

I'm going to turn on all my cryptocurrency miners during peak hours now

It's a 4.3% death rate brah

50 cent shills sent from the CCP.

No.

Nigger do you even social contract?

It's an obligation to your fellow man to stay the fuck home.

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>your video games made the computer slow, 2020 edition
Karens binging Netflix and boomers binging porn is what's going to fuck things up, not gaming NEETs

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It's very densely populated, and it has a subway system.

I guess streaming video is a much bigger burden.

You may only reply to this post if your infection map is orange or lower.

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h1N1 had 565,000deaths/12months=47000 deaths per month lasted for one year.

coronahoax has 11000deaths/3months=3700deaths per month,

so why no school closings in 2009? because the internet is more censored after sandy hook and other mass casualty hoaxes, in 2009 they would have been exposed by the once vibrant truth community which had exposed 911.

cdc.gov flu pandemic-resources 2009-h1n1-pandemic

youtube.com/watch?v=WkyATw1lYLo&feature=youtu.be&t=705

News Benders a program about fake news, expose media hoax scare tactics

archive.org/details/newsbenders

"we'd like you to help plan the news for 1973"
In Event201 in 2019, they planned the news for2020, the coronavirus scare. Recall that AIDS was a hoax, HIV antibodies dont mean your actually sick and the AIDS medicine is what gives you immune deficiency

cdc.gov/flu/weekly/index.htm

who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019

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Yes it was a bloodbath, nothing like this at all.
This is pansy stuff compared to what /sfg/ - Swine Flu General was.

WALLOW IN FILTH
GO OUTSIDE
COUGH ON YOUR LOVED ONES AND NEIGHBORS
REJOICE IN THE BLESSINGS OF NURGLE

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Does anyone know how I can search the archive for a post that has a literal dash/minus '-' character in it?

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No. Many countries didn't even get any of it. There wasn't any hindrance that i can remember of in europe africa or middle east and russia.

No, this was obvious to be way, way worse when the leaked China footage came out.

COVID is a meme virus and a psy op
lol

No because it only affected spics

use quotation marks?

No. 1: That's terror.
No. 2: That's terror.

Based and Czech'd

The hospitals are empty, no lines by the front doors, of any hospitals, pic related.

went to local hospital, literally no lines nothing but empy tent, same thing as new jersey hospital
mycentraljersey.com/story/news/health/2020/03/20/nj-coronavirus-hospitals-what-its-like-front-lines/2863974001/

there is no surge of sickness, no surge in yearly death count, world wide or in any country, this pandemic is based on asymptomatic cases testing positive on a meaningless test

China has no new cases because the changed the test, now the test is designed to not detect anything , thus phasing out the hoax.

cnn.com/2020/02/21/health/coronavirus-reported-cases-covid-19-change-intl/index.html

the World Health Organization (WHO) reacted to the change in their Friday situation report, noting: "Some previously reported 'clinically diagnosed' cases are thus expected to be discarded over the coming days as laboratory testing is conducted and some are found to be Covid-19-negative."

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dont die burger bro

>it was a bloodbath
lol

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I pirate everything, so I have something like a thousand hours of cinema classics such as Der Ewige Jude, Triumph des Willens, and The Night Porter to get through.

What about the first 3 months of h1n1 2009 outbreak?

you bootlicking cucks would rather bail out failing companies and die than have social welfare and healthcare infrastructure

>Lockdown is about to expose women's 'invisible' work — and that could strain relationships
Why don't you guys acknowledge the true victims of coronavirus: women?

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>My patient (41, female
Cute? Pics?

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>you turn around and look at her sleeping
>she looks just as you left her, alone
>But... she's not snoring anymore
>You must be too far away to hear her you think
>There's no way she woke up, you spent over 20 minutes moving
>You come up with an excuse if she's just faking, you don't want to suffer her wrath
>"I just have to go to work."
>No, you retard that won't work.
>"I just have to use the bathroom."
>Yeah, that's more like it. IF she wakes up, she'll buy that and you can jump out of the window
>You still haven't got up from the edge of the bed
>You're just staring at her now
>"Fuck, man. I seriously came a lot inside of her. Fuck me. This can't be real, I must be having a brain bleed." you argue with yourself in your mind.
>You're panic beings to rise as you realize you are probably a father now.
>"No, you have to leave."
>"No, really, get up."
>You spend way too much time fighting inside your head that you don't notice one of her eyes is opened oh so slighty, studying you.

The number of deaths/confirmed cases is or is not equal to the number of deaths/ estimated cases?

welll.....

If you answered equal to, your are an NPC or shill pushing the coronahoax, if you said not equal to, then you can see the death rate for the influenza is higher! pic related

remember how the FBI to this day never counted the deaths at Sandy Hook?
They don't fake the number of deaths for disease either, they fake what they attribute the death too, so an asymptomatic carrier that test positive for covid-19 will still be attributed to the meme disease(covid-19/swine flu etc) of the moment even if they died of the flu at 80. However the total deaths from disease worldwide, in the US etc, won't change due to the covid-19 hoax.

During the AIDS hoax in Africa, the total deaths from disease did not increase after AIDS, they just attributed asymptomatic deaths who tested positive as AIDS(meme disease) deaths even when they died of other diseases like malaria etc.

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>WUH id

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>cinema classics such as Der Ewige Jude

kek

It's your obligation to your fellow man to take your meds because we are the ones who have to put up with you.

youtube.com/watch?v=4jJ203Q-lyk

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I was in Mexico during the H1N1, it was nothing.

I say release it. Do the thanos snap. Let it go.
What are problems with it?

because h1n1 had a .02% mortality rate

What is it with schizos and mspaint? Did you post this on your deviantart account?

even the MSM is beggining to question the validity of corona panic

bbc.co.uk/news/health-51979654

>The figures for coronavirus are eye-watering. But what is not clear - because the modellers did not map this - is to what extent the deaths would have happened without coronavirus.

>Every year more than 500,000 people die in England and Wales: factor in Scotland and Northern Ireland, and the figure tops 600,000.

>The coronavirus deaths will not be on top of this. Many would be within this "normal" number of expected deaths. In short, they would have died anyway.

>It was a point conceded by Sir Patrick at a press conference on Thursday when he said there would be "some overlap" between coronavirus deaths and expected deaths - he just did not know how much of an overlap.

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Here i am thinking Florida is going to be bad, who knew Louisiana would blow them out of the water lmao.

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No it didn't

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jesus christ
>theres a pandemic and people are under quarentine
>go outside user you "HAVE TO COME BACK TO LIFE"
jesus these shills must think we're retarded or something

Looking good bro. I actually passed my fit test with a goatee, seal was good. Just gotta keep it short and at the jawline, no neckbeards allowed.
To everyone else if you can't get proper masks (protip: you won't) here's your tier list for DIY.
Good luck out there.

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24/7?

WOW COOL 300,000 PEOPLE DIED AND WEREN'T TESTED SO THAT MEANS THEY NEVER DIED AWESOME ARGIEBRO THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE WHY YOU DON'T APPLY THAT LOGIC TO CORONAVIRUS IS BEYOND ME BUT MAN YOU'RE SO RIGHT POSTING THAT BS CHART WOWZERS

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no it was mostly shitposting like ebola later was. since early january we realized this was way worse than any of the other disease scares

Tried, no luck.

Blokes dying almost twice as much as the skanks..but muh think of the wamynz.

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For spics
0% for developed countries
Some burgermutts died because they couldn't afford treatment, virtually no one did in Europe

Did you get the Koshervirus?

Symptoms include:
1)High levels of fear from kike media
2)Kike politicians forcing your employer to go out of business.
3)Government giving you socialistic gibs.
4)High levels of unconstitutional lockdowns by kike politicians.
4)A vaccine already created by kikes ready to go for the goy.

ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUGaBMoRqq4

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In Honor of PA being Mitigated Tomorrow.

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SLEEPER CELLS AWAKEN

that's not a tripfag, it's a namefag you stupid newfag.

DELÍCIA

>WUH go

NOPE

diggin it. much appreciated.

What is this referring to?

>300,000 PEOPLE DIED AND WEREN'T TESTED
The estimate was made over a year after the outbreak was over, multiplying DNA-confirmed by 15. Estimates are always 10-20 times higher.

>chinese
>pink nipples
i can't fap to this dot jpeg

ARE THEY GOING TO CLOSE DOWN LIQUOR STORES

I NEED TO KNOW

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just let the boomers die lol

they are in washington

what are you even trying to say

New Zealand just announced a lockdown.

the imaginary work that women think they fucking do that apparently takes all fucking day

what the fuck happened in Louisiana?

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Well they must've done it for a good reason.

>Austria 3,580 (16)
>(16)

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the withdrawals are going to fucking overload the healthcare system on there own if they do

reuters.com/article/us-coronavirus-health-russia/sharp-increase-in-moscow-pneumonia-cases-fuels-fears-over-coronavirus-statistics-idUSKBN216305

Do you have the wapo article that's from?

go lick a doorknob just like you lick regular knobs

tell me the results

What is the point of shilling on /cvg/ when you know everyone here has the data to call you out?

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COVID-19 Case Fatality Rates (CFR %) Around the World - March 22, 2020
Source: Johns Hopkins CSSE

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Would anyone know where the 300k corona-chan titty biggening image is, if it exists? I hope the artist didn't decide to just go to 500k, since it'll take a couple days of waiting...

>All cases in study test positive 2 weeks after "recovery"
>archive.is/TpnNV

Sample size of 4.
KYS

what's this map from?

Ehat leak?

A fraction of all cases in a pandemic are recorded. Estimates for corona will be higher than H1N1, as the baseline number (DNA-confirmed) is higher.