LOCKDOWN FUCKING WHEN PLEASE WHEN...

We have already been lockdown in my city for a week now, is this not the case everywhere?

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Maybe you should learn some basic hygiene for once in your life, the reason this is exploding because Americans are dirty, filthy pigs.

No one seems to be mentioning that all the flatten the curve changed to bend the curve and neither has happened.

Low test larpers that get scared when they're told to panic. To hear them talk, it's a complete societal collapse. And yet when you go outside, people are living their lives as normal. Many fantasize about living their post apocalyptic daydream and not going back to their boring jobs. They'll tell you "just 2 more weeks bro". The sad truth is that in 2 weeks there will be a larger number of cases and deaths, with no effects whatsoever on their current situation. Everyone will still have water, food, electricity and internet. The status quo will continue on sheer inertia. Even if it manages to kill more people than regular old influenza, the effect on day to day living will be negligible.

Nope

We have 330 million people in this country and could stand to lose a lot.

No, there is a recommendation for small groups and large events are all cancelled but I can go wherever I want.

Based

This has nothing to do with filth. All someone who is infected has to do to pass it on is touch you or cough around you.

italy has less than 1/6 of the population of the united states

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The covid-19 tests are for genes that if found individually result in a negative test, but found together result in a positive test. What are the chances of it being two false positives? How accurate are these tests? 86% of infected show no symptoms, sounds like BULLSHIT to me. It's exactly like the HIV hoax! Guys, the chances of a bacteria mutating to survive in a new species is very small, but the chances of a virus mutating across species is ZERO. It has never happened, never will happen, and probably never could happen. The only way humans can get a virus or flu from another species is if it is injected into them, period. And the chances of it going across species multiple times? It can not happen, ever. Dogs, cats, sheep, pigs, and others have tested positive for this COVID-19. It's fucking impossible. All signs point to the testing being a false positive. It's just like the HIV hoax. West Nile Virus, SARS, AIDS, and Hepatitis C are all invented by the CDC. The testing is even similar to HIV, which is fake. The statistics make ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE. Watch this documentary House of Numbers on how the CDC and world governments invented the AIDS epidemic out of nowhere: youtu.be/BsT4GrimfLQ

Do NOT get tested. Do NOT take any drugs they give you. And for the love of jesus christ up above in heaven DO NOT GET VACCINATED. Thousands of people died to the h1n1 vaccine. The spanish flu was created by vaccinations. All viruses are symbiotic with humans in that they detoxify the body of toxic cells to prevent aging, especially in the respiratory system. They have been evolving with us for billions of years. They are manufactured within the cells. They are not foreign invaders that hijack your cell's reproductive process. It is a symbiotic process. They are as much a part of us as the rest of our immune system. ANY deadly virus is either man-made from vaccines (like the Spanish flu of 1918) or made up

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People do not wash their hands after shitting in this country.

They've already expended all the goodwill they had with people. Monday is when people start going outside again.

100%

something happening in oregon at 7am tomorrow. parent works for doj having a meeting with brown tomorrow. stay safe lads

I want chaos and happenings

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I am very clean. I don't trust the people around me not to cough on my fucking face.

The ONLY smart person in the discussion. Thank you!

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I'd rather have 400 more boomers still alive than have ebin zoomer memelords shitting up the world.

Well yeah, I wash my hands before I shit, not after. Is that not normal?

Why aren't you walking around with a walking stick and hitting degenerates who get too close?

That is a sure sign of mental illness.

funny you mention HIV. The only people I know who've gotten sick lately, not necessarily with covid19, I don't know anyone who officially had it, they are all degenerates. In fact there is one faggot I know who claims to have it but hasn't been able to get tested. And a lot of what I've seen online it seems like only degenerates getting it besides old people

the fact that people can fly into and out of NYC right now is insane

People now: its nothing! Just a flu!
People 3 months from now: no sound because they are dead

That's a good plan actually.

I work in infrastructure so I won't get any time off regardless

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muh martial law muh martial law

Well you're not getting paid if you don't go to work so just quit your job faggot

Show me the bodies. It's just old, sick or degenerate people kicking it. Mother nature has her own immune system to heal herself.

They didn't ban flight in NYC?

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME BIG DADDY GOVERMENT!

>LOCKDOWN FUCKING WHEN PLEASE WHEN?

i want a good excuse to not go to work too. fuck them since they are probably going to fire me pretty soon anyways.

We lose more to heart disease a day.

>WE'RE ALREADY GONNA HIT 40K TOMORROW
k.

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You aren't going to die from the Chinese virus. You're going to die from violent rape when society breaks down.

Tomorrow 11:59pm where i am

Don't you mean the ching chong heart clog?

I unironically thinking fascism or some American authoritarianism would be good and martial law would be a good first step.

Same here. But it's not really enforceable. If you get pulled over...."Naw man I'm getting groceries"

> 40k
THIS IS A 40K TIMELINE NOW CITIZEN
THE EMPEROR PROTECTS

based. me too

You were waaaay too late with the measures. It is about to hit you hard. Just do what the scientists recommend, don't ger informed by johny_45 from youtube comments and stay smart. This is very serious

Don't have to. I just let the turd slide out of my pant leg in an aisle at Walmart. I've saved hundreds on toilet paper.

>cough around you.
The amount of people I've seen just coughing into the air is absolutely absurd. Like 1 in 10 max will actually cover their mouth.

What the fuck are you being schizophrenic about? Death rate has gone up to 1.25% and will go down tomorrow. They are testing more, it’s a good thing. Freak out if it’s the 1st week of April and these numbers continue to rise at the same rate. They won’t, country is too big and more big cities will be locked down with domestic travel restrictions.

Can WE go on lockdown

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Yeh bros diseases aren't real, cancer fake! Virus fake, flu fake, fungal disease you better believe that's fake too, mortality? Fake no one ages guys it's cgi everyone is immortal death is fake

not until i get my fucking beretta

fuck washington gun laws

Start with you, user.
>*Coof*

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>Freak out if it’s the 1st week of April and these numbers continue to rise at the same rate. They won’t, country is too big and more big cities will be locked down with domestic travel restrictions.
Have you been paying any attention to Italy at all?
Change your prediction to "1st week of May" and I'll agree with you.

>all the states where weed is legal
>deep red
Wtf I hate weed now should call it the Stoner Virus

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>order a lower four fucking months ago
>lol backordered
>actually arriving next week
you fucking faggots can wait another two weeks to die.

Never underestimate the amount of shit they will talk until the stuff actually hits the fan. When PVT Joe Snuffy starts raping the teens and old ladies neighborhood teens to relieve stress, it will be open season on anyone flying a US flag or posting a MAGA sign.
Cheers

Healthy young adults have nothing to fear
>but muh made up lung story
>but muh single article about a single 39 year old dying

same

Because people can't logic.

I'd wager the people afraid of this are actually high test. It's the low iq late to the curve faggots stating the same view point as you

In death I still serve

We will!

You're way too late, should have gotten a rifle and walked out that day dumbass

BECAUSE WE WANT TO CLEAR THE OBAMA TRAITORS OUT OF OUR GOVERNMENT AND DECLARE 1776 WEVE BEEN PREPPING FOR YEARS WITH BRAIN WAVE DRUGS AND PATRIOT SUPPLY BARRACK HOOSEIN OBAMA AND THE SATANIST DIMENSIONAL WARPERS WILL GET 2ND AMMENDMENT YEEEEEEAH

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So at this point COVID19 is confirmed for me as election meddling. All states and mayors who declare "Shelter-in-place" are Democrats, doing so publicly just to instill fear and confusion.

Our mayor of Honolulu just issued a shelter in place "order" and I'm reading it. Says basically
>Shelter in place unless you are an essential worker
>or if you work in health care, food, services for the homeless, the media, gas stations, banks, hardware stores, maintenance workers, businesses providing mail and more
>or if you work in a hotel
>or if you have to go get supplies
>or if you have to walk your dog
>or if you want to visit friends or family
>doing outdoor activities is also permitted
>the city buses will also still be going so you can take those too

WHAT A FUCKING MEME!

Of course as soon as people hear this they pack right back on into costco

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Yeah 419 people have died in a country of 330 million, so the odds of dying from it are now over 1 in a million.

Truly these are the end times.

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based department

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essential worker here; should I quit and go home? Is corona really that bad?

We'll keep social distancing and if the treatment Trump talked about works we'll know by Sunday nights futures, end in sight breakthrough rejoicing and markets rocket upward, or it doesn't and lockdown. My guess at least. Either way I think next week will be a big deal.

Most Yas Forumsacks thrive in chaos and uncertainty, normies tear each other apart and perish at the first sign of trouble