Get it lads
Pennsylvanian Reich
Eli Powell
John White
Fuck Wolf
Austin Hall
Elizabeth Township reporting in
Carson Walker
Philadelphia Checking in.
Tyler Carter
Bristol Township reporting in.
Brody Young
Hello! I’m a Pennsylvanian. It is my profession. It just so happened historically. I occupied Delaware where I built federal and Georgian style buildings worth admiring. In the lower counties I expanded Delawarian culture. I developed what the Swedes and Dutch had started and turned Wilmington and Dover into bustling cities that were home to all sorts of nationalities from Europe. Delaware blossomed under the Pennsylvanian philosophies espoused by the Quakers they so dislike now. I was asked to leave Delaware in 1704 and again, for good, in 1776. Now Delaware’s cities are home to the ugliest buildings in America. Now you find soulless modernist atrocities. Delawareans have only destroyed what Pennsylvanians had left them. Moreover, they’ve not produced anything of value even as Pennsylvania went on to produce the likes of Barber and Eakins. Now Delaware sells itself to out of state companies as a tax haven. They produce nothing except endless gang wars, crimes, and prison population growth. Perhaps Delaware would have been better off had they stayed with the Pennsylvanians.
Tyler James
Western PA is BEST PA
Carson Roberts
I occupied the Wyoming valley and the lands of the Susquehnna. It was here that the Yankees were fought for the first time. In the Yankee-Pennamite war I claimed what was rightfully Pennsylvanian land. Pennsylvanians sent the Yankees back north where they belong and we ended Connecticut's expansionism in its tracks. Despite this, the Yankees called upon us in their civil war and despite being among the least enthusiastic Union states we won the Yankees their war for them in Gettysburg after sending the most soldiers of any state.
Thomas Torres
American tyranny is an annoyance to us. It’s for these reasons that we resisted your wretched government all across Pennsylvania Dutch country in Fries Rebellion and all over Western Pennsylvania in the whisky rebellion.
Nicholas Ramirez
Why is Pennsylvania the only state with successful generals?