Get it lads
Pennsylvanian Reich
Eli Powell
John White
Fuck Wolf
Austin Hall
Elizabeth Township reporting in
Carson Walker
Philadelphia Checking in.
Tyler Carter
Bristol Township reporting in.
Brody Young
Hello! I’m a Pennsylvanian. It is my profession. It just so happened historically. I occupied Delaware where I built federal and Georgian style buildings worth admiring. In the lower counties I expanded Delawarian culture. I developed what the Swedes and Dutch had started and turned Wilmington and Dover into bustling cities that were home to all sorts of nationalities from Europe. Delaware blossomed under the Pennsylvanian philosophies espoused by the Quakers they so dislike now. I was asked to leave Delaware in 1704 and again, for good, in 1776. Now Delaware’s cities are home to the ugliest buildings in America. Now you find soulless modernist atrocities. Delawareans have only destroyed what Pennsylvanians had left them. Moreover, they’ve not produced anything of value even as Pennsylvania went on to produce the likes of Barber and Eakins. Now Delaware sells itself to out of state companies as a tax haven. They produce nothing except endless gang wars, crimes, and prison population growth. Perhaps Delaware would have been better off had they stayed with the Pennsylvanians.
Tyler James
Western PA is BEST PA
Carson Roberts
I occupied the Wyoming valley and the lands of the Susquehnna. It was here that the Yankees were fought for the first time. In the Yankee-Pennamite war I claimed what was rightfully Pennsylvanian land. Pennsylvanians sent the Yankees back north where they belong and we ended Connecticut's expansionism in its tracks. Despite this, the Yankees called upon us in their civil war and despite being among the least enthusiastic Union states we won the Yankees their war for them in Gettysburg after sending the most soldiers of any state.
Thomas Torres
American tyranny is an annoyance to us. It’s for these reasons that we resisted your wretched government all across Pennsylvania Dutch country in Fries Rebellion and all over Western Pennsylvania in the whisky rebellion.
Nicholas Ramirez
Why is Pennsylvania the only state with successful generals?
Jordan Torres
I never suffered from your Roosevelt thanks to the Amish, who remained strong in the face of your cultural imperialism. Even as the Cajuns, Texas Germans, Gullahs, and Acadians were being industrialized and assimilated the Amish alone remained free from industrial society and a decaying American culture. Now there are almost no Cajuns or Texas Germans left but the Pennsylvania Dutch are the fastest growing demographic in America. Yes, they tried to defeat the heart of Pennsylvania, but once again we were victorious. Now they jeer at the Amish for their Godly lifestyle and because the Amish are too disinterested to jeer back. While the industrial urabnites struggle with their nihilism and depression the Amish have the lowest suicide rate of any demographic and they don’t partake in the soul crushing vices that have become so common in America. I would say the Amish will have the last laugh, but it’s not in their soul to jeer, gloat, or laugh at their enemies.
Owen Murphy
Because our VOLK are pure and true
Brandon Ortiz
Under the American flag I fought in wars I had no business in fighting. I died all over Europe, Latin America, the Pacific, in East Asia and now in the Middle East. Right now Pennsylvania is home to one of the largest Pro-Assad communities in the USA yet we still give money to the terrorist rebels the media calls “moderates.”
Ayden Brown
>claimed=owned
Sad that CT got cucked by NY though
Brayden Parker
We do not need your hypocritical freedom. We do not need your disgusting democracy. We can live without you Godlessness. We don’t need your moral relativism. Your brutalist, modernist, post-modern, and Bauhaus buildings are a crime against beauty and we certainly do not need that filth in our cities. You can take your so called “modern western values” elsewhere, they are not appreciated here. In fact they mock our very way of life. Everything you call “right” and “good” is alien to us. We don’t want your cultureless smart-cities; we still value rural life. And take your corrupt medical ethics boards out of here, we will not allow for somatic genome editing in our state.
Colton Davis
Understand: We construct peace. We love peace. But we are tired of Pennsylvania being dragged through the dirt. In the face of this demonic modern world we will stand tall. And, God willing, the day will come when Pennsylvania can go about its future as it sees fit, free from the whims of those who resent us.
Charles Morales
Peace be to brothers and sisters of Pennsylvania! Peace be to friendly states and nations! God guide us all!
Noah Nguyen
Dot
John Garcia
READ THESE TOGETHER. FUCK WOLF!
Nathan Mitchell
I just moved here from Kansas for work (Wichita ti Easton) and it seems as though Governor Wolf isn't well liked around here. Give me the rundown
Nathaniel Carter
Somebody please arrest Wolf!
Landon Price
How long would a shelter-in-place order need to be in effect to avoid a second spike in cases?
Lincoln Howard
I don't know why you niggers actually like this state. It sucks big dicks.
Ethan Brooks
Dylan Green
BECAUSE WE'RE GOD'S CHOSEN PEOPLE!
Caleb Cox
Stay the fuck out of ohio
Connor Wilson
I'm okay with this, my dad's family have been in Pennsylvania for a long time, and these borders would include my hometown in Maryland.
Jeremiah Kelly
South Philadelphia, here
Chase Johnson
i literally did not see a single Hillary sign during the election
feels amazing man, absolutely hilarious
Bentley Morgan
If you have to ask, you can't survive it.
Nolan Rogers
PA
The Holy Land for Russian Orthodox
Juan Roberts
You’ll be Anschlussed in time for liebensraum
Sebastian Baker
I'VE BEEN THERE BROTHER. I EVEN GOT SOME COFFEE FROM THE MONK-RUN CAFE IN THE RECEPTION.
Owen Hall
Montco, PA epicenter checking in. Good times lads.
Isaac Powell
Ohio is literally 80 IQ faggot retards.
Blake Barnes
Has it always been that shape? What timeline is this,
Carter Ross
Right now, Pennsyltucky inbreds would rather continue working their $18/hr mill job and die in 2 months of corona than stay at home, worsen their alcohol dependency, and die in 5 years of cirrhosis.
Jack Watson
Pennsylvania is literally 80 iq bigger retards
Lucas Wood
Name a better state then
Isaac Edwards
Not today but those are our rightful borders
Tyler Nguyen
NIGGER
Mason Flores
S E E T H I N G
Carter Lee
Easton sucks. There is no future here.
Noah Collins
Based, long live Pepe Sylvia
Chase Wilson
Did that sound clever in your head?
Asher Brooks
I'll name 49
Angel Young
gg/ynpDy9T
Isaiah Kelly
Clever no, but factual... yes.
Cope harder Ohio faggot.
Nolan Kelly
>New York borders New Hampshire
I’m really glad that Vermont exists and we don’t have to share a border with that shithole.
Brody Cox
We’re the best
Julian Bailey
Can someone explain to me why Pennsylvania posters are so proud of their state? I went there one time and it was a fucking dump. There was a ton of trash on the median on the highway and the cities all had a bunch of niggers. The Poconos had awful skiing compared to like anywhere else and the surrounding area was populated largely by rural retards. I really don’t get it.
Brayden Harris
FPBP
Aiden Richardson
Bro you're legit retarded.
Lincoln Torres
What areas did you go to?
Noah Moore
Centralia Reporting In
Gabriel Sanchez
Are niggers chimping out yet?
Ayden Edwards
It’s time to discuss solutions to the New Jersey question
William Baker
Can confirm
Thomas Moore
They're literally too dumb to see things falling apart right in front of them
Kayden Stewart
Josiah Evans
This right here is an awesome argument. I have 15k in student debt for this shit. This will prepare us for the future.
Jordan Perry
Appalachia, and most of the damage is by nonwhites.
James Brown
It doesn't matter
Sebastian Gomez
The proximity to Ohio is what it is
Nathan Sanders
I have literally no idea why these people are so proud. It's a terrible place.
Michael Wood
Dearest Reddit,
Proud Philly user here, and I'd like to take this opportunity to say fuck everything. Bernie (pbuh) has died a hero's death in Florida. Adolf Biden and the rabid she-devil Tulsi Mahakali (the notorious war criminal of Abu Ghraib fame) have won the day with their Satanic neoliberal fascism, all thanks to their alt-right supporters on the white supremacist site 4-chan. Who will lead the fight for true communism and formal education now? Fuck everything. Everywhere, colleges around Amerikkka are closing. I abandoned my wife and son to fuck a student who recently abandoned me. I'm starting to feel the effects of the many, many GRIDs STDs I have contracted, as well as the Corona virus. I, Dr. George Ciccariello-Maher, have stopped taking my meds. Instead, I am drowning my sorrows tonight with poppers, soi pizza, and Robotussin. Hopefully I'll black out and I won't wake up, but I'll probably just shit myself again. I just dropped a big-ass smelly deuce in my pants, and there's absolutely nothing that you 4-chan fascists and fuckboys can do about it. Long live Hugo Chavez, NAMBLA, and antifa. I wish I were dead. This is hell.
Love & lust,
Dr. George Ciccariello-Maher, Ph.D
P.S. Fuck everything.
Owen Ross
>Easton
You got memed
>this post made by Bethlehemgang
Cooper Butler
Ohio more like gayguyblow
Gabriel Smith
Seething nigger
Ayden Smith
Don't come back
Michael Myers
Upstate new york is basically all farmers still living 30 years in the past. You think because manhattan is liberal that those rural areas hours from any city are? I was up there for a cow auction a few years ago. Its as country as it gets with trump hats and some confederate flags even
Dominic Rivera
>Tfw the DNA test came back and my Swiss blood is confirmed
Hello brothers
Adam Moore
All over the place, drove up from Raleigh. In NC we have niggers too but cities like Raleigh are superior to all of the cities in Pennsylvania. We also don’t leave trash all over the grass by our highways.
Asher Hall
Hello, anons! I recently had a jolly old holibob across the pond. In three weeks I travelled east coast to west coast via minibus.
I covered many states as I began in NYC, travelled through Tennessee to New Orleans, then Route 66 to LA.
Here are my Top 5 shit hole cities:
5. Low Angeles
4. New Orleans
3. Philadelphia
2. Philadelphia
1. Philadelphia
Caleb Allen
They got (((New))) Yorked.
Bentley Anderson
Those areas don't fit in w/ Pennsylvania at all. Only the Northern strip of Maryland & Delaware.
Charles Campbell
Where are you now? I’ll consider your application
Anthony Perry
I know Delaware was once ours, but I don’t want it back. Those people are fucking retarded. Driving 50 I in the left lane of 95 with nobody in front of them
Brody Cooper
Based
Tyler Jackson
NE Philthadelphia reporting in. No chimpage yet. Give it another day.
Nolan White
If they secede from the city and Long Island we can talk.
Lucas Rivera
based. wolf is a faggot
Delco fag checking in
Brayden Morales
I was born and raised in Philadelphia. I approve of this. It's the Liverpool of the US.
Matthew Mitchell
Franklin County
Zachary Long
Simping Seething Nigger