It's officially 8PM in NYC. Shelter in Place has begun. No one is able to leave unless you visit essential services...

It's officially 8PM in NYC. Shelter in Place has begun. No one is able to leave unless you visit essential services. Real nigga hours have begun. Remember to carry the jack of diamonds on you at all times NYC anons. Good luck!

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>jack of diamonds

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This. Let them try.

>jack of diamonds
Hahah what is that, the newfag card?

>nigga
lost me.

Yeah except if you have to go to work
Or the store
Or any other business that’s still open

It’s literally nothing

get ready for brooklyn 70s 2: con-ed blackout boogaloo

Jack of Diamonds is the official card of NYC you boomer fucks

Reports coming in on Twitter of a patch eyed man playing basketball in an abandoned stadium

I live in that place!

I work in the big box go vroom vroom and the weeeee wooooo weeee wooo all day long.
'
Normally good fun time job but lately everyone sicky sicky and its really harshin the ViBE

You meen the queen of spades

In in NYC making deliveries and making money fuck off

I just heard gunshots outside and some woman screaming. Car alarms are going crazy

Official thread theme song

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>Wrong answer son

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did i buy $400 of weed from you yesterday?

lol blacks don't give 2 shits about curfews

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HAPPENING NEWARK

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There won't be any riots tonight because they all have to get up early for work tomorrow.

>Real nigga hours have begun. Remember to carry the jack of diamonds
you mean the queen of spades.

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no but...did you really but 400 dollars worth of weed from a delivery bout out here b? Hope that shot was loud

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Lmao this is far more accurate. King of kikes also.

What fucking difference does it make it that their out past 8

also its NJ they don't have a lockdown

This is great hood niggas are the cannery in the coal mine. When the gov starts rounding them up and shooting them in the streets everyone else better suit up. Cause they will be coming for the well behaved people next.

hey, at least it's better than what's happening in LA.

My brother says it’s a nothing burger and just a flu bro

How do I open his eyes

More Newark footage!!

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Fucking amish, them and the mennonites can't into civilization

there's nothing to enforce, no penalties

>cannery in the coal mine

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Why are blacks like this?

Shelter in place only prevents you from going to parties, gym, buying drugs, take vacations on nice places and all the good things cool people do, which you aren't, so what's the difference?

Upstate NY here, kicking my feet up on a mound of nonperishable food and playing animal crossing. Just started a month of PAID time off. Gonna wake up at noon, work on my project car, probably fap six times a day, and maybe start a garden this year. I don't think I'll need vegetables, just want the yard to look nice for once with flowers n shit.
Everyone here is perfectly fine chilling at home so nothing will happen, and I can enjoy reading reports of dead city niggers from 4 hours away.

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How are people getting food then? No grocery stores open in nyc?

8 p.m. today is when the law went into effect.

eastern?

>the dude showing off his money at the end
xD I've been inside my house for a week now, these guys are getting corona'd in two weeks.
That's the problem of trying to explain to people how somethingthey can't see can kill them, you get this kind of people.

grocery stores are one of those business that don't close, imagine a city with no grocery stores, starvation

Yes retard because it's a state on the east coast

>How do I open his eyes
dont

o, so that is just for jew york then....

Eight of diamonds or four of clubs

Are drive thrus still open?

I'm sure blacks will listen and won't riot and plunder.

Get off this website you niggerfaggot piece of shit newfag scum

This for all you NYC motherfuckers running the AM gauntlet.


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>boomer
>why don't people know about my city?
Holy shit, what a cunt.

New York, New Jersey, and Pennsylvania all have similar laws in effect right now. Non-essential business is shut down completely, no public gatherings allowed.

Shut up fag. You know the right card. Stick with it.

And the fact that people obey is downright sad.

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You’re such An attention seeking show off faggot. And yea you’d fap 6 times a day cause you’re a deranged lowlife that no girl wants to go near. Nobody cares about your vegetable garden and canned food, loserr

Shit gettin real bra

>no public gatherings allowed
This is a test.
This is only a test.

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na its the "look at me i'm a faggot" card so the rest of us can spot them

>show off
Six isn't shit, I'm good for 14 if I really try.

>we aint goin no where
>keeps walking

>No one is able to leave unless you visit essential services.
I like the source and video you provided, yeah, that's the best part.

>Cause they will be coming for the well behaved people next.
yeah na

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>niggers
>wake up early for work

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New York City is gone. The lights have gone out, screaming and sporadic gunshots have been heard.

upstaters have an inferiority complex and they talk about themselves even more than citynigs do. usually just online though, in person they're friendly if a bit hickish.

basically this. low IQ nogs are screwing us all.

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>jack of diamonds. KYS

> Yeah, so this here is where you load the meat, and this pipe here guides it down into the --
son.
> Just hold on, so the pipe guides it down into the cans, which are drawn from this can well here --
son.
> Just gimme a sec, gimme a sec, then the arm smashes the can shut, and hey presto you
SON. You are a miner. This is a mine. You are poor. Please take this canning thing apart. There is no place for a cannery in a coal mine.

the holocaust didn't happen btw

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As you post a webm of a white nigger.

>tfw "essential services" worker
>tfw my employer is basically saying go to work or get fired
>politicians dragging their ass getting the fucking gibs out
I would ask you to pray for me, were I not certain that those inflicting this reality upon us are the ones who receive those prayers.

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We need niggers to accelerate this disease. Can we start a campaign on twitter? I'm going to try to convince these nigger animals that they shouldn't let some silly virus keep them from running these streets yo, gnome sayin? faggot ass nigga.

Stop spreading bull shit.
There is no shelter in place.
All non essential business are closed starting today, you can leave your home to do whatever you need to do after 8PM. You are not going to be in any trouble for leaving your home at anytime. All roadways and public transportation as well as grocery/pharmacy/gas stations etc are all open.
What a cuck.

yep
The other day i want to pick up a prescription for my mom and she gave my a $20. It only cost $5 and i didn't want to touch the change because you never know where those bills came from.
Needless to say i washed the hell out of my hands and haven't touched the bills since then.

Upstate like north of Buffylow or just outside the boroughs? ADK gang rise up.

eat your neighbors, i surpose

>Jack of Diamonds
Born, raised in NYC, Also been here on Yas Forums forever. Never heard of this shit until now.

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I would tell you that's excessive, but I haven't used cash in 2 weeks, so I can't critcize your choice.
I have a thousand euros in cash at hand, if shit gets too real, but I'm using my card for everything.

Plattsburgh/Champlain area.

OMG nearly pissed my self

Not our problem.
*Coof*

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I like the gun store right outside Platty. Those two old boomers running have probably seen some shit