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First for are Mozza
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then don't go in pussy
you are literally the same as the people in the world trade centre who were told to stay at their desks
Are you ready to see the FTSE plummet tomorrow morning at 8am?
There was a small rally at the tail end of last week, but tomorrow is when things become clearer.
Covid19 lottery roll!
Red ID: you live, no damage full recovery!
Blue ID: you live, but you suffer permanent lung damage.
Green ID: you die by corona induced organ failure.
Yellow ID: you live initially, but get reinfected and die.
Black ID: infected by reinfected ID and die.
Purple ID: congrats, you’re immune!
White ID: you live, suffering only mild cold like symptoms and make a full recovery!
Orange ID: you die after 3 reinfections
Grey ID: you don’t even get infected, you lucky fella!
Brown ID: died by infection from black ID, better luck next thread!
Pink ID: you die with underlying health conditions
Good luck lads!
we're witnessing the end of britain!
you're doing nothing and pretending like you care when systems like the economy and technology are totally out of your control
you might as well claim to love poptarts for all it matters
>word salad
you haven't answered beyond
>responding to people on a mongolian basket weaving forum
there a plenty of arguments you could make but you're too A level to see them you spastic whatever year old
why do you care so much about another country the opposite side of the world? i have literally never thought about taiwan before
>OMG LOOK THERE'S SOMEBODY WALKING IN THE PARK DO SOMETHING BORIS
fucking hate bootlickers
fat chance
lets see whos dumb enough to take the bait
Since what?
Has AJ released funds for the self employed yet?
>purplish id
Wooo
>Grey ID
Where am i gonna get a milkshake from bros?
Its not even open tonight
wtfug
>have loads of games downloaded ready to go
>haven't played anything yet because I've rediscovered the dopamine loop of Yas Forums+youtube vids in the background
I'm reverting to my true neet form
rolliiinnn
have you ever read a book from cover to cover? if so, please tell us what the book was?
Fuck normies
Just kills the Pakis anyway. Fuck em.
Roll. I died and lived in the last one.
Thank you brother, I am immune. I love you and praise kek
Go! Death!
The government usually has a policy of depositor insurance where the gov pays normal people their savings. But if all the banks collapse at the same time then i'm not so sure what will happen.
oi cheeky cunt
How long is this gonna continue lads I just want to go for a pint
>Tomorrow's Daily Mail headline: "OBEY CORONAVIRUS RULES - OR ELSE"
You are retarded goyim and if you think le epik based boris is going to stop this sacrifice of liberties or is being forced to against his will instead of fearfully going along with what shadowy, much smarter advisers are telling him to do for the sake of holding on to power, just like Zion Don, then you are a drivelling retard
All confirmed shops closed (please add if I have missed any)
>McDonalds
>Pret
>Starbucks
>Primark
>H+M
>John Lewis
>HMV
>New Look
>Top Shop
.River Island
>Miss Selfridge
>Topshop
>Timpsons
>Kurt Geiger
>all bars, cafes and restauraunts
>all betting shops
>all charity shops
Lmaoo
Np good sir!
Yes. US will be worse as they were far more overvalued.
Yer mams SNATCH is always open lad
had a slight cough for 2 days now and a bit of a tickle in the old throat but its probably nothing haha
Mein Kampf
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From 2:50 it gets so groovy I just cannot lads
TK Maxx and Homesense
Based mum still drawing in the punters
t famous last words
watch me
BUY THE DIP
I am already infected, oracle, but show me my fate nonetheless.
are all barbers/hairdressers closed? i know mine is
thinking of just shaving my head but i wear glasses so don't think it would work yfm
Anybody else hasn't really accommodated the fact this is happening yet? Life feels so normal.
i have a horrid drinking problem
>pubs closed
>restaurants closed
>other leisure activities closed
>apple closes voluntarily, so does disney
>tons of clothing retailers following suit today
>work in toy shop
>busier than we have been since Christmas
>busier than most days around Christmas even
>they won't shut
>losing staff due to isolation
>hours for remaining staff goes up and up
>still won't shut
>heard they plan on just doing "click and collect" orders IF we are forced to close to the public
>would be running toys out to peoples fucking cars all day
This isn't fair lads. I've been pining for the end times for years and when it's finally here I get to spend the comfy period doing this?
Please shut us Boris. Please. Make them do the right thing. Please.
>Green ID: you die by corona induced organ failure.
Not if I die by alcohol induced organ failure first!
>taking the bait
Thoughts on using a teabag more than once?
>yfw its all over
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How will shoplifting heroin addicts get through this?
Based corona crashing the economy with no survivors
How's the gf
Don't think hairderssers are forced to close yet, but will be soon. If you need a trim, get one asap
>tfw the dog groomer cancelled my westie's trim
>Yellow ID: you live initially, but get reinfected and die.
Fugggg.
I hate Steve Bell so much. His artwork is nothing but childish twattery. This one is probably one of his least idiotic, but still shite.
...Alex Jones?
>betting shops
>charity shops
>Starbucks
>primark
>h+m
Best news yet. I wish they would close them down for good and replace with local bakeries or restaurants etc
Hated walking down streets in the UK and seeing kebab and gambling shops.
If you like weak as piss tea, go for it. Me personally? I like to be able to taste the tea
death penalty is too kind
zing
ABSOLUTELY DEGENERATE! BREXIT WAS SUPPOSED TO GET RID OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU
I'm going to get fucked so hard tomorrow.
Boots, Superdrug and Sports Direct la
Why are people buying toys whilst society is collapsing?
At least bog roll will be a useful trade commodity.
Howling like the soul of a little boy who died in a well?
You're whingeing because you still have a job?
Fucking wagie cuck. Man up or suck a cick.
Lmaoo sorry but corona chan got you before the booze lad
I saw some charity shops open today in Leeds?
Also a bunch of pubs here are straight up open but have signs saying closed and the curtains are closed so you can go inside without the coppers knowin
I was going through kings cross st pancras today to get a train from london to bedford
It was so eery completely empty apart from the staff, a few random people(more staff than people) and then a bunch of homeless people looking for you to ask questions and get something out of you
fuck it roll
i only leave the bag in for 1 minute, thinking i might try and get a second cup out of the bags for now
Ok, so what should i be doing?
Gonna fortnite dance on your grave lad
Quarantine will be boring, nothing more, lads.
Very dull affair
Memeflag niggers deserve the rope
Put naked attraction back on
I think a few independent ones are still open desu, but all the big ones like Oxfam, BHF, Cancer Research and Bernardos are closed
Anthony Joshua perhaps
Roll
why doesn't the observed death rate match with any of the predictions? the (((WHO))) said this virus has a 3.4% death rate and others have even said that it's lower than 1%, but we're seeing 13% with china's bullshit numbers and 31% without them. there's also the fact that china is hiding 15 million deaths.
I gave up the internet for lent. I was doing so well and then this shit started and it all went tits up.
Tea recipe
1x tea bag
1x ginger & lemon tea bag
1x camomile tea bag
8x scoops of complan original
Mmmmmm...
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>You call me "Chinky", "Little Yellow Geek"?
>You'll be on the bog for a week
>Why are people buying toys whilst society is collapsing?
Fucking exactly. People are saying they are getting their kids birthday presents months early because of this. The fucking priorities of the average joe is repulsive.
I'm whingeing because I'm not getting my wages to stay at home like tons of other lucky fucks. I'd rather be laid off and get back on boosted neet money but I still live with my parents, I'm sure my tune would be different if I actually had financial responsibilities tbf.
Waterstones
What's happening in Italy right now?
Testing has a bias on already sick people. Unless you're very sick your will not be tested.
Hahahahaha based as fuck
Just think of Alice, and all the fun she's having with the international students at her place
Make a pot and leave it to brew
ENGLISH SCUM! ENGLISH SCUM!
I have told everyone (here too) in full serious mode for weeks what exactly the death rate is and will be and why. Wake up and stop believing the media maybe?
fuck
Being stuck indoors with their kids for months?
UK fags panic buying and looting meanwhile everyone here is behaving as normal
looks like i become king idk
>EU flag
Show your UK flag paki nigger
>i only leave the bag in for 1 minute
Three minutes should be the minimum for a cup of standard tea. I bet you use PG tips. Disgrace
how will you put food on the table in the Corona Collapse?
0-3: Paki grooming gang bum boy
4-6: part of Owen Jones' toyboy harem
7-9: scavenging and preying on others. you are a survivor.
dubs: you find a stash from a prepper who got Corona'd and live out your days in relative comfort.
trips: you will join a band of Beanz farmers who carry the Heinz legacy into the 22nd century
they only test people (generally speaking) when they have severe signs
china numbers are laughable though, i trust that number going around about all the phone numbers that have stopped being used (1,000,000+) more than the official ones
Tbh the media is saying that shit but it just ain't happening. Maybe in London though that is where all the impulsive niggers live
Surely my eyes aren't deceiving me
Alexander Boris Johnson
only fucking muggles call him boris
finding out what you believe
so you're all normally shut in spastics??
lol
This is banter, mhh?
Based
Behaving as normal isn't exactly doing you any good, maybe you should start panic buying
>instead of fearfully going along with what shadowy, much smarter advisers are telling him to do
But DomCum suggested just letting the elderly die.
ok
yeah for years i used to leave the bag in for 10 minutes, but for some reason it started to make me feel sick one day so now i just brew for 1 min and i'm good
Go on faggot
That feel when my office wagie job can be 100% be done at home. I also only work about 2 hours a day. The rest of the day I shitpost on pol. Get paid 30k a year.
I'm just jacking off and watchign anime and I'm getting paid for it.
You jelly m8?
You hear that, your boss told you a kid was sick on isle 4 again. Here's a mop m8.
GO on then
I just saw that they briefly had a guy called Eddie Shit in their band
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Haha I enjoying this, shut in and comfy
Good luck fighting a chav over some toilet roll
see
problem is the spikes are so huge, the volatility so great that at £10 a point you get wiped in like 10 seconds unless you have a margin which i don't.
If you can get in after the bots and establish a position it's ok. Only made about £500 because the cheap trading platforms I use build spikes in to wipe people but once I can sit i'll be ok. Maybe make a couple of K
Here's my gang.
>everyone here is behaving as normal
1000 die
based
Probably wouldn't mind renting out my bum for a few kebabs if it comes to that, honestly
Seem to remember this sort of shite in the daily mail when the ebola shit broke in africa.
Pretty funny reading.
Oh fuck off
Gimme
mfw I'll get paid for the forseeable future to do fuck all apart from walk my dogs and watch films
I'll crush his skull in and wipe my arse with his brain
Silver hour are just hoarding fucking everything.
Do I stay alone in my uni accommodation or do I go home to my mom and go through lockdown there? Either way will drive me mad, for differing reasons.
Ten minutes is retarded also. Read the box, it recommends 3 minutes, and ever since I took notice the tea definitely is stronger and nicer
>coofs
Damn, kek be praised today. I rolled on the other guy's that I am immune and now I find stash and live out days in ocmfort/
Bong Jane I hope you are well.
At least Tim is becoming aware again
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If Allah wills it
Panic buying for what?
Food is in normal supply and we are not buying 100+ toilet depsite having the worst cases
glad you got what you wanted, user
>muggles
Based, Eddie Shit is a legend.
I like these faggy outerpol games
English SCUM detected
What the hell are you talking about? We're not having a debate
about what i "believe in" whatever that means, we're supposed to
having a debate about culture.
Alone. Don’t want to risk mummy to die lad
back of the net lad
I'm in the same situation as you mate, just gonna stay here, get fucked up and wank a lot
i've tried more than 1 minute, gives me stomach cramps and makes me sweat. weird because it started happening out of nowhere one day.
doesn't happen with coffee
any /adv/ lads?
>Do poorly in my final year in secondary due to a plethora of mental health issues and autism
>get put on bennies for 4 years
>now 21 with literally no prospects but vidya and anime
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Shyness is nice, and
Shyness can stop you
From doing all the things in life
You'd like to
captains go down with the ship my friend
and we're all captains here
Beg for martial law. How dumb do you have to be.?
Nigger
Rolling
You'll always have the option of going back to your mummy, living away from her craziness is an option you'll lose if you pick the alternative
I got immune but ended up a bum boy lmfaoo
I think I’d rather get corona’d now
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Does he lurk here or is his IQ too high?
how can you put forward a meaningful opinion without saying what you believe in retard
Also:
>mom
Fuck off yank
the only reason to use a meme flag when trying to banter us is because you know your flag completely makes your opinions dismissible as butthurt posting
when will it end
Because if it's not love
Then it's the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb
The bomb, the bomb
The bomb that will bring us together
aigt based, le rollerin!
>Spending warm Summer days indoors
it was a good run
he cute
What in specific?
soon enough, I'm getting bored of naked attraction now so I might just bite the bullet
Rollarino
pretty sure he posted as byron not shure
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big fan though
inspiring lad
looks like brian peppers fed through one of those apps to make you good-looking
Pretty much the same situation as me, I'd like advice too at this point...
Yes, not that.
/GBG/ - Greek Borders General
>GET IN HERE
In the midlands we say mom.
You sound like a right spastic
Time for you to start your own politics youtube channel and be another Sargon
do an apprenticeship lad
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Wow... so powerful...
no we dont
Lold
why are you afraid of the EU flag? lager lout cunt
fucking hell been awhile since i've seen that gremlin nonce
Join the Royal Navy or RAF, it'll sort you out and you can get your GCSEs and other qualifications while you're serving
I hate retards like you
Retake A levels, one can do that right?
roll
bootlickers are actually begging to be brainwashed now
We do. Get acquainted with your local culture
rafs shit go navy
looks like i lose
I was expecting a flash mob dance
let's do this
>Tommy Robinson (real name Stephen Yaxley-Lennon) dogwhistles to ethnonationalists.
I take it you've seen the 2 pakis 1 wog vid Where they coof in her face just to top it off?
Well at the end of the vid he says "what type of kids are we breeding?" then subtly but clearly winks at the cam. (YT 09:00)
I think it's a great step for us. There's a crazy amount of tommytards on twitmong who will unironically call you a racist for mediocre criticisms of Israel.. If wibbly starts getting woke on the great replacement then his followers will too, leading them to further questioning.
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What do (you) make of this???
That's a great picture. Lovely colours.
>NOOO THERE'S SOMEBODY IN THE PARK BORIS HELP MEEEE