White House Chinese Virus Press Briefing #4

CHINESE VIRUS.
Trump talked about how they saved a girl that was being horribly accosted and treated.
National Guard activated and approved to do local "missions."
Delivered lots of numbers of types of equipment. I couldn't keep up.
US Army Corp of Engineers might build 4x medical area's with thousands of beds (I missed the details on this).
Honeywell making millions more N95 masks.
Using supercomputers to combat the Chinese Virus.
Being very protective of 18 million veterans, increasing telehealth and other veteran stuff.
America is enduring a great national "TRIAL."
Must defeat this HORRIBLE INVISIBLE ENEMY.
WE ARE AT WAR.
This will be a great victory. Will happen much sooner than originally thought.
The enemy is attacking 144 countries right now. It's vicious. We will win.
National Guard Title 32 activation status approved for California, Washington, New York.
This is NOT Marshal Law.
Hoarders and gougers called out to stop hoarding or they'll come after you.
New guidance being issued tomorrow by CDC for law enforcement and front line personnel.

The White House
youtube.com/watch?v=2HotAd5fC8U

Fox 10 Phoenix
youtube.com/watch?v=RDqWkMFPOb0

Cuntspan
youtube.com/watch?v=sl1S8ydfaPE

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FUCK CHINA

stop making these threads before the bump limit stupid leaf

NOOOO NOT THE HECKIN CHINKERINOS

This is NOT martial law.
Unless you're a hoarder ;^)

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Nuclear war get

KILL THE HIDDEN ENEMY
KILL THE CHINESE VIRUS

first for ATTACK THE HEALTH AND WELLNESS

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STUPID LEAF

FUCK FEMA

based

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Press S to spit on China

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FIGHT THE CHINESE VIRUS

>Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.

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>INCREDIBLE SHIPS
>WAR TIME STAINLESS STEEL SHIPS
>NUMBER OF SHIPS

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>The enemy is attacking 144 countries right now. It's vicious. We will win.
"144,000 from the 12 tribes of israel"

INTUBATE

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1-9 and this is a nothing burger

Title 32 provides a legality around posse comitatus

FUTURES DOWN -954!
FUTURES DOWN -954!
FUTURES DOWN -954!

Checked

THE FUCKING FEMA GUY IS SICK. He is swallowing constantly, sweating like fucking crazy and he looks like a ghost.

HOLY SHIT!!

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>no press questions
Finally. They should have cut those fuckers off days ago. This isn't a political address, and their bullshit just gets in the way.

>want to become less dependent on china
>build factories here
>still pay too low to attract Americans
>import Chinese labor by the millions
>they stay via anchor babies
calling it

fpbp, based

He took a test yesterday, you dumbass.

QUESTION TIME!

>GEE THATS TOO BAD

WAS THAT SARCASM MR PRESIDENT

immediately talks shit lmao

kek his comment about Romney

>Romney BTFO

Romney is in isolation?
Gee thats too bad.

ROMNEY BFTO

Honestly can we deport journalists

LOL BASED

Romney is in isolation? Gee, that's too bad!
>is that sarcasm, sir?
Kek, the media will rip him for that one

ROMNEY BTFO

>GEE, THATS TOO BAD

hahahahahahahahahaha

Romney is sick! ROMNEY IS IN QUARANTINE!

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That's too bad

MITT GOT DUMPED ON
AHAHAHAHAAHAHA

that absolutely was sarcasm

GEE THATS TO BAD

Lol F for Romney

GEE!

>gee that's bad

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>ROMNEY IS IN ISOLATION!?
>GEE
>THAT'S TOO BAD

What will the new guidance / police protocol be? Is this related to the DOJ memo earlier today about being about to detain citizens indefinitely?

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>Romney in isolation?
>GEE THATS TOO BAD!

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>Romney's in isolation??

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OUR GOD IS AWESOME GOD SHE RULES

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lel

Haha, holy fuck dude. I needed a good laugh in t he midst of this shit.

China did nothing wrong.

FUCK YOU ROMNEY EAT MY ASS

>senate boomers have to figure out how to do a 100 person teleconference

We are doomed

Fucking KEK. He shit all over Romney.

That was fucking rude.

ROMNEY IS IN ISOLATION? OH, THAT'S TOO BAD
is this sarcasm?
NO, NOT AT ALL

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Still takes shot at Romney lol

Reminder from other thread:

If you don't want these horrible pandemics to happen again from the future, vote republican and try to vote far right republicans so we can stop immigration or lower it a lot over time. Democrats are the reason this is happening. Don't forget it. There is nothing at all Trump could have done with our immigration laws. He actually has done a lot in regards to this. Immigration is the only reason this is happening right now, because of Democrats and others who are pro-immigration.

What the fuck, this obese retard is making jokes about his political enemies getting the virus.

>Gee that’s too bad

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>Romney has it?
>GEE that's too bad

KEK I love this man

>Gee, that's to bad

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Donald “The Chinese Virus“ Trump

Gee, that's too bad.

GEE THATS TOO BAD

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I heard that and kek'd

Wtf is that leaf thing? Is he a mod?

TRUMPBUX CANCELLED

Uh oh bros we got too cocky pic related

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>first question
>talks shit and BTFOs Romney

I fucking love Trump

oh no that sucks

LURK MOAR FAGGOT.

Adam Curry days he has Tourette's, that would explain the constant swallowing

fuck off romney

yeah and we love it, kys chink

Trump kind of fucked himself making fun of Romney getting a potential fatal virus, yeah Romney's a squid but this isn't really time time for pettyness considering there could be 10k americans per day dying in a week or so.

Did you write that paragraph, because it is fucking cringe.

Red means green in China

GO BACK

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>Romney in isolation

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you wacist

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mouse over it, oh wait i bet ur a mobile fgt

Let's get a bingo sheet ready for tomorrow's briefing. Throw some suggestions.

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worse, he paid to have it displayed

Seriously one of the funniest things he's ever said. Pissing on Romney's grave before he's even in it.

>admits repubshits work for corporations

144
>144,000
These two numbers aren't the same

Too Bad, so sad.

RARE

>DIE JUDEN

worse u newfaggot. He's paid to use Yas Forums

That is a symbol to show which anons are infected with the Chinese virus

meds

fucking americans going on holiday to chinktown and taking their viruses with them

boeing's never gonna shut down

I guess China made him ignore the fucking CIA!

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Based Qfag.

>this bait actually works
fuck nu/pol/

>I may be Republican,
>but I don't like that.
Trump is winning 2020

VERY RARE PIC

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BIG PACKAGE

ikr
even though he's taking the world down the pit, his godly shitmouthing is worth it

sorry chang nobody cares

He's a jannie since 2016, he's the one who deleted the nude Ivanka and Melania pics in this thread

was looking for that image

"MILLIONS"

>SHIPS!!!!
MAN trump loves ships huh

gee that's too bad

boomers love boats

>Unknown Flag

It started.

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gee that's too bad

>we're a country based on not nationalizing our businesses
based Trump

Get ready for that Big Bailout Carepackage

M95 facemasks

>economic comeback

>tremendous effort

>powerful ships

pls b b8

small business >>>>>>>>>>>>>>big business

>dunking on Venezuela

>55
Sorry bro, double digits say its happening

He can't make jokes, Chang?

It was the best thing he's said in forever. Fuck Romney.

Romney

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NATIONALISTS BTFO

> things of cotton

INTUBATE

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gee, that's too bad.

martial law
not martial law
obv not same bingo line

>"Hayne's makes things of cotton."
Lol.

Stay mad, Fwong

Chinese flu/China flu

Romney, malaria, ships

Is that actually a playing card?

>complex ventilators

Reporter seems confused.
Is it not bad?

actually it was posted in the last thread, you faggot cocksucker

Ventilators
Please don’t ask for specific numbers
Slow the spread
Xenophobic

Nah. Fuck Romney. Romney tried to throw Trump under the bus.

PAY ATTENTION TO THE NUMBERS THEY PUT OUT. THEYRE USING CIPHERS TO COMMUNICATE WITH ONE ANOTHER. NUMBERS HAVE MORE MEANING THAN JUST NUMERICAL VALUES.

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CHING CHONG PING PONG

>"misconception"

I hear David and Daniel like to tongue nigger anus.

Jobs
China

Beautiful ships

Ventilators

Nationalization Route

Supply Chain

This will be a new meme.

Thats all the news was
today was numbers.

Charge your phone

Ohhhhhh nooooooooo...
That sucks

wtf is he bubling ????

S

>nobody knows what a fucking ventilator is
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Holy shit Trump is such a retard. Bail everyone out? I thought you hated communism.

F L O R I D A

THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A VENTILATOR IS.

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I can see it now, pure poetry

this makes me pumped to start another hearts of iron 4 campaign

CHYNA

stock market

SUPPLY CHAIN

corona taskforce

HE JUST MENTIONED NATIONALISATION AS A POSSIBLE ROUTE

You mean the number 13

OUT

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>nationalists want to nationalize industries
You're a fucking idiot. stfu

IDGAF. Lift the fucking restrictions or there will be war.

GUYS!
Major corporations in the U.S. being called on to basically go on a war-footing production level.
China products BTFO.
Jobs incoming, this is exactly what created the post-war boom the "greatest generation" enjoyed.

Prepare to become wealthy, if you're not a lazy slob.
Watch the stock market.

Bad side: debt is about to skyrocket...but at 0% interest.

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45 min testing being tested

Who got the link and/or time stamps for martial law and them coming for “hoarders” who don’t give them up voluntarily?

Like clockwork... I swear the blue check marks are the symbol of enemies of the American people

>complimentary governors

The new talking point

>GEE, THAT'S TOO BAD

Minimum wage faggot

These press briefings could be 1/3 as long if Trump could just give a succinct answer instead of rambling for 5 minutes in each one. The longer he talks, the more ammo he gives to the (((media))).

>cruise ships

4 8 15 16 23 42

>GEE THAT'S TOO BAD
I couldn't love a man anymore ahhahaha

No no they have a nasty CCP STD.

Screw the CCP

Stock market will skyrocket

So is it martial law or not?

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Gee, that's too bad.

Black Monday III
MARSHALL LAW

CORONABUX FAILS IN SENATE.

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>cocksucker
age 40+ confirmed

>totally nonviolent prisoners
he means white people