White House Chinese Virus Press Briefing #3

CHINESE VIRUS.
National Guard activated and approved to do local "missions."
Delivered lots of numbers of types of equipment. I couldn't keep up.
Honeywell making millions more N95 masks.
Using supercomputers to combat the Chinese Virus.
Being very protective of 18 million veterans, increasing telehealth and other veteran stuff.
America is enduring a great national "TRIAL."
Must defeat this HORRIBLE INVISIBLE ENEMY.
WE ARE AT WAR.
This will be a great victory. Will happen much sooner than originally thought.
The enemy is attacking 144 countries right now. It's vicious. We will win.

The White House
youtube.com/watch?v=2HotAd5fC8U

Fox 10 Phoenix
youtube.com/watch?v=RDqWkMFPOb0

Cuntspan
youtube.com/watch?v=sl1S8ydfaPE

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Fuck New York, fuck Washington, FUCK California

Fuck you too

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Press S to spit on China

BENIS

What do you call this pose?

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Nothing is literally happening. So gay. Q fags duped me again

NATIONWIDE OPERATION

Soon....

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lol
S

>FUCK California
be careful! you will get aids

S

REMINDER THAT RACISM IS NOT GOING TO STOP COVID 19

cool it with the racism.
its not funny.

TAKE THIS
SERIOUSLY.

NOW.

im not fucking joking

>as we attack the health and safety of the American people
g-guys??

fuck you faggot

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WHY IS THE FEMA DUDE SOUND SO PISSED OFF AND STRUGGLING TO READ

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smooth president

Determined.

The standing nap

The pump and load

hello CIA nigger

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FEMA CAMPS ARE FOR 4CHANNERS

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HE SAID TO ATTACK

WE ARE AT WAR
>WE ARE AT WAR
WE ARE AT WAR
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WE ARE AT WAR
>WE ARE AT WAR
WE ARE AT WAR
>WE ARE AT WAR

THE "DEEP STATE", "CABAL", AND CCP ATTACKED THE WORLD WITH A VIRUS.

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racism doesn't make it any worse though

>Honeywell
their home air filters fill your room with straight up nasty chemical smell

FEMA attacking our health and safety.

NOT MARTIAL LAW

LMFAO DID HE JUST SAY THIS IS NOT MARTIAL LAW ?!!

NOT MARTIAL LAW

HE SAID IT! MARTIAL LAW CONFIRMED.

FEMA CAMPS

This is NOT Martial Law
>This is NOT Martial Law
This is NOT Martial Law
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HOW FUCKED ARE WE GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT

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Why is the fight against the virus explained in war like factors?

Is this the chosen language to reach the common American man?

NOT MARSHALL LAW
AND NOT MARTIAL LAW

Attack the health and safety of the American people... i mean

Does FEMA still have enough resources to have an effect?

He seems to have a speech impediment

happening canceled

dow futures limit down -5%.

>this is NOT marshall law

ok so its marshall law then

>this is not martial law
Booo!

NOT MARSHALL LAW

NOT MARSHALL LAW

NOT MARSHALL LAW


NOT MARSHALL LAW


NOT MARSHALL LAW

>not martial law
happening canceled

He’s pissed off because he struggles to read.

standing

MARSHAWN LYNCH!

Yas Forums death squads when?

>NOT MARTIAL LAW
Q Fags BTFOd

Marshals law

HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!

AMERICAN OBESITY
>AMERICAN OBESITY
AMERICAN OBESITY

S also check them

>NOT MARTIAL LAW
>WERE JUST MOVING IN TROOPS ON DOMESTIC SOIL

LIAR

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The government declares war on anything they don't like
That includes homelessness and drugs

FUTURES JUST TANKED

NOT marsha law NOT

>its not funny
C'mon, you know it is user. Besides, if it's not funny, then it's truly fucked up

Holy shit I can’t believe he fucking slipped and told the truth

why does he keep saying at war with an invisible enemy? He's obviously talking about the virus, but q-boomers will misinterpret that. Trump is literally spreading fake news with his plausibly deniable dogwhistles

>NOT MARTIAL LAW
>YET
ARE THEY PREPARING FOR MARTIAL LAW?

happening fags BTFO

"IT IS NOT MARTIAL LAW"

DOES THAT MEAN IT IS?

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I love homeless and drugs.

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>No martial law

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>er, oops, I mean protect

GET YO CHICKEN'S IN ORDER

>NOT Martial Law
It's Walmartial Law!
>NOT Martial Law
It's Walmartial Law!
>NOT Martial Law
It's Walmartial Law!
>NOT Martial Law
It's Walmartial Law!
>NOT Martial Law
It's Walmartial Law!

Dilate

no they're declaring emergencies and mobilizing FEMA to make sure we're all safe and comfy

NIGGA THEY HAVE HAD CAMPS FOR 20 YEARS

So qoomers were wrong all along?

Chinese virus!! Drink!!

so what was trump talking about in the first 5 minutes?

THEY ARE SAYING THIS IS NOT MARTIAL LAW SO 10 IQ RETARDS THINK ITS NOT

EVEN THO IT IS

ATTACK THE HEALTH AND SAFETY OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
>ATTACK THE HEALTH AND SAFETY OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
ATTACK THE HEALTH AND SAFETY OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
>ATTACK THE HEALTH AND SAFETY OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

Washington ain't that bad. It's honestly the most beautiful state I've ever been to. Shame that Seattle has to exist though.

Why do Western leaders need to conflate everything as an “ememy” like they were fighting a global war??? It’s a fucking virus for fucks sake, it’s not like it has a General Staff planning where it will strike next, the absolute state of the West.

All this corporation and trump dick sucking.
This is pathetic.

The enemy is attacking 144 countries

INTUBATE

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It's an esoteric metaphor for friendship.

You can’t fucking make this shit up

>IT'S NOT MARTIAL LAW

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ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES TO HAND SANITIZERS

The 5th column

THIS IS NOT MARTIAL LAW
=MARTIAL LAW

You know how they say one thing and it ends up being the opposite. Martial law confirmed

this

>FEMA guy
>"the federal government continues to take aggressive action and proactive steps to address the covid-19 threat as we attack the health and safety - or protect the health and safety - of the American people"

freudian slip? he then goes on to say they are definitely not rolling out martial law lmao

The same thing he always does. How amazing he and his administration is. Super good things. We're very good.

Imagine not trusting FEMA, give me one reason that is not tinfoil faggotry

Step out of your mommys basement and get your ass handed to you

>mfw we didn't order enough coffins

ATTACK THE HEALTH AND SAFETY
>I MEAN PROTECT THE HEALTH AND SAFETY

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based I'm gonna use this now

What did Trump just look at?

>attack the health and safety of the american people
>I mean...protect
Yes its coming

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>So qoomers were wrong all along?

No shit retard

WHAT DOES POL HAVE TO SAY TO THE MILLIONS OF AMERICANS THAT MIGHT BE SCARED?

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woopsies, freudian slip

nasty question, terrible poster

Anyone else notice the orange signs in the back of every seat in the room? What did they say?

take your meds schizo

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They're fucking skipping the definition of martial law by allowing the states to mobilize the national guard in their states instead of the federal government lmao

Seconding this, please someone go back and look
I think it was a playing card

If NYC is going to get this much in Federal resources, they better start jailing those fucks playing basketball.

>WHAT DOES POL HAVE TO SAY TO THE MILLIONS OF AMERICANS THAT MIGHT BE SCARED?
get a gun, pussy

FPBP

KAG!

I know... I know... what a fucked up situation.
Hopefully you stocked enough alcohol

UNKNOWN FLAG
>UNKNOWN FLAG
UNKNOWN FLAG
>UNKNOWN FLAG

You should be ashamed of yourself. Honestly.

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HOARDERS BTFO

Was that a playing card trump just pulled outa his jacket pocket?

>ATTENTION ALL HOARDERS
>PREPARE YOUR ANUS

I’m in Washington but on the eastern side. We are mostly white and good people. Anything left of the mountains can die.

that was one of the dumbest, worst movies i've ever watched.

THERE COMING AFTER PREPPERS

CONFIRMED HAPPENING

>Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.

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>Message to hoarders
he's talking about /cvg/

The stroke eyed

HOLY SHIT
THERE GONNA GET THE PRICE GOUGERS

>if you dont give us your hoard
>we will be coming for you
WHAT!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>MESSAGE FOR THE HOARDERS
WE'RE GONNA COME FOR YOU

We're coming for you. Guys what did they mean by that

MUH PRIVATE PROPERTY

WE'RE COMING FOR YOU HOARDER SCUM

Imagine trusting a suit.

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A FEMA COFFIN JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

Yas Forums UTTERLY BTFO

GIVE US YOUR PPE OR WE’RE COMING FOR YOU HOARDER

Hoarders BTFO

Fuck Trump. My fucking 401k is HALVED.

Eat a bat

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They're coming for hoarders & preppers!

HOARDING IS TREASON

OH SHIT HES COMING FOR OUR SUPPLIES

Hoarders btfo

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nobody's taking my cans of DEENZ

>no martial law
>nothing happened on da purge day
>virus killed with Malaria drug
>vaccine won't be necessary
>yellowstone won't blow
You happening fags are the worst

THEY ARE COMING FOR YOUR TOILET PAPER

only eight days left. woohoo

> INVISIBLE WAR
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INVISIBLE WAR

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we control the ports nigger

KEK AF

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>get a gun!
That violates the quarantine! It’s a catch 22!

Not at all.
Nobody is taking you to a camp.
They are setting up medical facilities for the extreme cases that need intensive care, so it takes the pressure off the hospital's ICU's.

NG under the control of the governors, just like normal.
He's released funding to aid the states in fighting the infection.

They are putting industry on a basically "war footing" just like in WW2. This will streamline supply chains for medical supplies, etc.

They are taking this very seriously, it makes me wonder if it's worse than we are being told.

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Retard

THE FUCKING ICE CREAM MAN JUST WENT DOWN MY FUCKING RAOD.

WHY IS THIS ALLOWED PEOPLE ARE NOT STAYING HOME

THESE MOTHER FUCKERS ARE GOING TO KILL ME BECAUSE THEY CANT LISTEN TO STAY HOME

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AAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Not Trump's fault you can't handle your investments

national guard just nationalized my toilet paper. for fucks sake

>trusting the Jew casino

This is why you don't tell anyone you have prepped or what you have. Just don't mention it. Say you don't have much and act like you don't have much. Not only will the people rob your retarded ass but the government will take measures too.

WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY 'COMING AFTER HOARDERS'?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY
>YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY
>THE SMOOOOOTH PRESIDENT

SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN BOYS

ALEX JONES WAS RIGHT CAMPS ARE HERE
RIGHT NOW

One takeaway from these pressers is that Pence looks totally presidential. Wouldn't be surprised to see him do well in '24.

I literally hadn't heard the guy say 2 sentences before the virus but he's been impressive at these pressers. Even my boomer TDS parents think he looks good.

FEMA WERE THE REAL CHAD RAIDERS ALL ALONG

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NO ONE NEEDS X AMOUNT

He's the worst president we've ever had but who cares about 401k other than boomers?

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Hoarders not BTFO, dipshits who posted their hoard to social media...BTFO

Unconstitutional bullshit. Lies. They're not going to waste resources coming for supplies when they can just nationalize the factories if they have to.

BASED
FUCK KULAKS

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FUTURES DOWN -954!
FUTURES DOWN -954!
FUTURES DOWN -954!

Uncle Ted was a prophet

Define large quantities......

>MFW I've been hoarding JAV, ero-manga, and H-doujins for over a decade... TBs of porn on my HDDs.. now big Fed is gonna come take it all.

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Jesus Christ
I voted Trump cuz I wanted him to change things up, but dear God do I regret that decision. This Coronavirus response is just awful. I should’ve voted Clinton. Biden can’t come soon enough

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NIGGA, THEY HAVE PLASTIC COFFINS AT FEMA.

ah-ah-ah-ahchoo

>PING PING PONG PONG
>\_o_/ "I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH"

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TRUMP CARRIES A 4 OF CLUBS

why do you guys want a martial law anyway?

MOLON LABE

This is NOT martial law
Unless you're a hoarder ;^)

kek

Fuck off retard

WTF was that about the woman that was rescued in a military OP???? Never came up again and Trump never clarified it, Pence looked worried about Trump speaking about it too... Check it out:
twitter.com/KarluskaP/status/1241847366594048006

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Better use up all your supplies tonight. They're coming to kick down your door and do a stock take

What the hell? Is this going to punish people who bought large quantities of supplies on sale well before Coronavirus was even known because some of us are responsible adults that buy these things on sale? This is dumb.

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I told you anons TP was the new money. Pay your taxes goy.

>MAXIMUM OF 1 WEEKS WORTH OF FOOD PER HOUSEHOLD