I don’t know about you all but because of corona this is the first time since college I’ve felt alive. I have lots of silver and been waiting for this to happen for 5 years. The point where 1 silver Roosevelt dime buys me a blowjob from a formerly well to do housewife and her 18 year old daughter at the same time. I’ve been waiting in the shadows laughing at these cuck husbands who buy their wives range rovers instead of buying silver bullion... knowing that I’ll be face fucking their wives mouths for the 1.30$ it cost me to buy that silver dime.
Just yesterday at Whole Foods I seamlessly entered a conversation with a roastie milf with a ring about corona in the water aisle... and I said it’s a cover for trump to bring us on a gold standard. She was looking at me in amazement like she wanted me to paint her lips in cum. At the end of the conversation I’m like take my number l, have plenty of protection and freeze dried food if you ever need it and she took it from me
>killing yourself because you lost your job this virus will kill the mentally weak
Dominic Morales
It's pretty much shit and Trump should embarrassed.
Caleb Davis
>the president will """consider""" it
Owen Wright
>destinyposting in 2020
Nicholas Reed
there are no fees if you withdraw when youre out of work. still counts as gross income, but you dont get penalized if you withdraw from 401k, especially right now. only withdraw if you need it and if youre laid off. its your plan c, assuming plan a is to be employed, plan b is riding out a layoff with your savings and prep supplies.
when the world goes to shit, do you think rape gangs will target her? I feel bad for people like her who told so many incels how they were much better than them
don't make enemies before a crisis, anons. people hold grudges
Less suicides during war times or great crisis. See for an example.
Cooper Cook
>40% unemployment next quarter >could go to 70 or 80% You niggers have no idea how bad this is going to get if we hit those numbers. This is fucking apocalyptic level shit.
don't leave home, essentially don't do what the UK is doing all week >lining up for hours at the grocery store >getting coofed at
Nathan Williams
not quite, it's more NJ
Cameron Perry
Lmao we’re gonna nuke China you stupid baby dick chink
Elijah Bennett
>GOY GO INTO DEPRESSION
This is a JEW, dont listen to him
Henry King
You typed this with chopsticks
Evan Jackson
CHECKED
Henry Wood
you can't shut down for 3 months you can't even do it for 2 weeks
Kayden Clark
It's over after next quarter tard. By q3 the coronavirus will be gone.
Austin Fisher
They also can’t edit the videos since it’s all live. That’s why shitheads are screeching about ending these briefings.
Carson Brooks
recently, im sure a bunch of foreigners have heard many new york and general northeastern accents. admittedly, i havent heard a few of these accents iny ears. the most kino of which is the mid atlantic (think Frasier)
Cooper Parker
>The Fema guy sounds alot like JFK. Nawtionawwww gaaaaaaard
>Trump is just using these press conferences as free advertising which is smart. This is pretty much Trump all the time. He always steals the show. That's a big part of why the media is so mad. I think it's great.
I don’t know but I just got a chicks number at Walgreens. When I pick her up for our first date I’m gonna be like this is weird... usually on first dates I’m hoping to kiss a girl on the first date... do we just go straight to fucking now?
happens surprisingly often. The guilt and shame of not being able to provide for your family is tough to get over. Sometimes offing yourself is the easiest way out
Nolan Scott
The National God
Adam Turner
So China fucked the world.
Jeremiah Adams
that's faulty, you would have to have even a correlation between unemployment and suicides to begin making those estimates which isn't shown, and i definitely doubt even if there was one it would be linear basically you held >suicides per an unemployed equal for both, when it's almost certainly not going to be that way
Jackson Lee
Yas Forums is dead
Noah Cox
It won't go bad at all, we're going to implement Civilization 2.0 full automation with UBI.
tfw have to break my quarantine tomorrow to get tobacco(dip) and bourbon
Lucas Walker
100% retarded
Daniel Brown
>this is NOT martial law Wew
Josiah Lewis
>NOT MARTIAL LAW. >But kinda martial law
William Foster
>ywn make a trillion dollars by getting elected president shorting and purposely crashing the market yel
Jacob Ross
>Let's totally ignore how the entire world stands at a standstill now, must all be due to Trump
Sick of those liars' shit, really.
Sebastian Rodriguez
Endless NatSoc and Communists incoming
John Hall
Yeah, I don't know what this shit is.
Kayden King
We're going to reshore manufacturing first. Allll those people with nothing else to do are going to build factories and work in them.
Noah Harris
the quest for shekels and the resulting unwillingness to shut down the shekel engines are what will prevent the US government from taking the kind of action that China did that stopped the virus. it will be much worse here as a result.
Carter Ross
Well I've been sheltering in place then. I've only interacted with like 3 people in the past 2 weeks.
Kevin Turner
I swear he was so close to saying "yet"
Xavier Howard
>using yourself as a vector for the disease is probably your best bet
>people hold grudges I hold grudges harder, longer, and more often than I hold my dick, and I'm a 6 year incel
John Phillips
>Got BTFO many threads ago >Pretends that he is stronger >Memeflag >Kike
user.
Ian Morales
They won't declare martial law till the death count rises to a level they deem to be the cliff weather thats 50k dead, 100k dead 250k dead or 1m dead, everyone can feel it coming
Carson Mitchell
gotta say i really dodged a bullet getting employed when i did, i've had a couple people tell me before i am so lucky when it counts that i must be divinely favored or something
why is Trump trying to bring manufacturing back to America? I this virus has shown it's the health and services sectors that are needed. these unemployed faggots can move to Mexico if they want a factory job so bad. It's not the government's responsibility to provide jobs or make sure workers are getting paid
>blaming it all on NY, CA, and WA Not all of WA is King County/Whatcom. There's plenty of nice Washington out there.
Aaron White
THE CLOTURE VOTE IS GOING TO FAIL DEMS ARE OVERWHELMINGLY AGAINST IT!!!!
Dylan Miller
MIKE PENCE IS LOOKING COZY
Nolan Fisher
When this is over you're going to see a lot more white nationalists wanting to expel all foreigners. If any politician supports H1B Visa's or offshoring work they'll be hanged.
Parker Long
>This is fucking apocalyptic level shit. Just go about normal life and take the 4% population hit. Put it up for a vote.
Colton Reed
We're already at half the bread, going qouick
Jason Williams
no one ever gives a fucking timetable no mile markers that they want to hit you cannot keep millions and millions of people out of work
Ethan Ortiz
Well there it is, the stupidest post of the day.
Juan Perez
>ETHIOPIAN JEW: 100
Cameron Hughes
Gotta bring back the gold standard somehow. Can't do that while dependent on the world market.
Nolan Campbell
cry about it
Joseph Walker
uhhh ok?
Ryan Hall
Not impressive. Most 6 year olds are incels.
Isaiah Peterson
Whatcom isn't even the problem this time, it's all King, Pierce, and Snohomish.
Ryan Flores
this is a delightful change of pace from the "dems did it" theory
>fantastic economy thanks to Trump for the past two years >it suddenly all crashes because of some ((virus)) that comes out of China during election year just after the DNC had no chance to win and the msm keep attacking Trump no matter what he does during this pandemic really activates the almonds
>kills less people then the normal flu >None of this overreacting happened with swine flu or even annual flu >Most the people dying in Italy are ethnic Chinese >This disease most the time affects ace2 receptors found mostly in east Asians >Disease has been here since December and we don't even have 100 deaths yet
When this shit becomes public knowledge who is gonna get the firing squad?
they should plan on just dealing with it the destruction being done VOLUNTARILY is more than the virus ever could accomplish
Noah Howard
I was reading this book called "Neptune's Inferno" about the Guadalcanal and the US navy getting bullied by the Jap navy One part was described how there were severe communication problems on US vessels simply because the sailors from New York literally could not understand the sailors from Georgia It seemed ridiculous reading that, but this fucking press conference and these north eastern accents make me believe it
>Your life is the fate you deserve. we actually agree here, except everyone's life is exactly what they deserve you think you deserve more, you prove it by taking it
WERE GUNNA COME AND TAKE YOUR STUFF. BUT ITS NOT MARTIAL LAW ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE
Daniel Collins
Reminder that CHLOROQUINE 100% CURES THE INFECTED and that every politician not giving this druge RIGHT NOW to their population shall be TRIALED for HIGH TREASON ([Macron] banned the drug from over-the counter sales in january for example)
Juan Lopez
>we're gonna come for you
Dylan Watson
Regional accents are a lot less divergent than they were even fifty years ago, let alone WWII.
Notice how the virus isn’t the problem, it’s the reaction to the virus that is destroying our civilization?
Jace Howard
if you want a job just apply for one I don't understand why people accept low paying non essential jobs, you can use sites like indeed or ziprecruiter to just apply for a better job
The virus is irrelevant. It's the blue Governors mandating shutdown and abusing executive powers that's causing this down turn. Their actions need to be forcibly rescinded, immediately.
Do you think everything just goes back to normal? Peoples lives will be ruined, divorces will be caused by this, suicide will skyrocket from all the stress, etc. Also do you have any idea how long it takes companies to complete the hiring process now? This corona shit needs to end *BEFORE* America gets laid off
Daniel Miller
>angry cat sounds heard in the distance
Gabriel Wright
Nice quads but they are dealing with it, most of the overreaction is on an individual level instigated by the MSM propping this up as the end of the world caused by Trump.
Ryan Hernandez
>Most the people dying in Italy are ethnic Chinese user, you can get stats on Coronavirus by age group, sex, comorbidities, etc., but NOBODY will give you stats on infections broken down by race and ethnicity.
Joshua Diaz
Spokane too.
Elijah Miller
>if you don't give us your supply, we're taking your shit
Uhhhh
Jose Harris
Won't the Cali and NY fags eventually just move to a state that isn't under lockdown? They don't really expect people to stay inside until Trump is out of office, right?
I just got back from cleaning my grill. What did I miss?
Gavin Hill
COME TO US OR WERE GOING TO COME TO YOU
Brody Richardson
>but NOBODY will give you stats on infections broken down by race and ethnicity. King County, WA, US: tons of chinks NY, NY, US: tons of chinks Lombardy, Italy: tons of chinks Wuhan, China: tons of chinks
Henry Clark
fuck you gubmint i'm going to the store to stock the fuck up just for saying that
>most of the overreaction is on an individual level instigated by the MSM propping this up as the end of the world caused by Trump No, it's not. You think all these governors took the same kind of extreme actions by their own volition? This was orchestrated.
a big chunck of the stock market plummeting is not the virus ruining everything. it's that there is a $10 trillion dollar corporate debt bubble that has been waiting to burst and this is just an excuse to do so. the corporations did it to themselves, like the housing bubble
Tyler Turner
No, now it's official so he can be cancelled by Twitter.
