PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - PRESS CONFERENCE EDITION /ptg/

Alright I don't care. Who the fuck is general millie?

You mean the Deep State Department?

SOMEONE POST MORE BRITTANY VENTI I NEED TO FUCKING COOM

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AWOO

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did he just say ron paul got the virus

okay the font is Progress (ironically)
>now to draw and animate

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Can confirm.

I fuckin' lol'd
10/10 if pasta
7/10 if troll

Oy

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He’s off and on during these conferences Nigga probably tired

AOC is better than Venti and, realistically speaking, they both share the same politics.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_A._Milley

Yes, he's sick of your shit, faggot.

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Trump needs to shorten these fucking pressers. No reason for them to take over an hour.

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Rand Paul

His son rand

>registration
but y tho

Is the guy on the right crying?

Stay mad!

Rand and Lee

TRUMP TIME
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degenerate and disgusting

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>FEMA on stage
>National Guard to NY
>"We signed what we had to sign"
>"It's been activated"

We are FUCKED boys

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Probably fucking exhausted.

This is the first time I think we've seen Pence staring directly into the front cameras for these pressers

It's fucking creepy

CO2

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He was trying to pump for futures open just now. Didn’t work -3% already.

Milley is fairly based.

it's just how the site works, it has downsides but it allows the mods keep it very free of shills

NOOOOOOOOOoo

STOP, HE'LL KILL GLOBALISM IF HE DOESN'T STOP BLAMING CHINA

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MAGA

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thats his 'presidential' voice.
low energy

Music rape, gang stalking... It's not entertainment.

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>>get home exhausted from work
Absolutely based MAGAworker user

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Dudes been talking non-stop for the past week.

Me on the left

He's looking at the reporters with barely contained rage.

They're the surrogate for rallies. He drags them out to bait the journos into asking something dumb.

Nah he looked like that yesterday

FEMA pencil pusher is just nervous to be on cam

what's his endgame?

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He looks like he's holding back. He also just touched his face at the corner of his eye

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>NO FAUCI
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EAT SHIT. DWARF JEW

why is globalism bad exactly?

FEMA dude is fucking crying

so what's to stop them from saying
>oh he disagreed on something BANNED
like every other fucking site

>t Peter Alexander
Cry more bitch nigga.

Kill yourselves, degenerate monkeyfucker niggerlovers. You shitskins should be disembowled and quartered in public for your retarded degeneracy.

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Gassing minorities (I hope).

PROCEDURAL VOTE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!

Holy shit market futures are in free fall LOL

>not enough test kits for medical staff
>let’s waste it on some kike

I'm surprised he didn't lose his voice a week ago.

t. chinese

it's not

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I wasn't working but I was out cutting tree limbs and fixing doors and shit.

PAY ME NOW!!!

He does not look happy about what he has to do

>“If only you knew how bad things really are”

Because it led to this
Faggot

No rest for the wicked

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>"Glass the chinks"

Day of the Rake

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source

>major disaster declaration
THANK YOU

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and hopefully never again

Faggots
Eat
Male
Assholes

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Prisoners are Democrats base, so they get priority.

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please stop, I've coomed 4 times already today, my dick can't take much more

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NOOOOOO WHY IS TRUMP SAVING THE WORST COAST AND NY

>Get the fuck back inside, user.

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I really have to agree with you on this, I couldn’t imagine being a simp over some literal ape lol

hi!

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Fuck please tell me that’s fake

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HE SAID IT. NYC IS GETTING FEMA'D

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NNOOOOO NOT MY GOLALRINOS!

Washington is a MESS.

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Killing every Jew

Hi I'm Mike.... and I'm a Trumpaholic...

Every day takes me deeper into the abyss. Some days I can barely even make it to the mailbox to pick up my welfare check....

I get out of bed at 4pm.... everything is a daze as I stumble to the kitchen... hmm I'll make a sandwich... bread... meat... cheese... bread... I stare at it for 20 minutes trying not to puke..... then finally just through it in the trash...

At 6pm I walk down the street to taco bell in my pajamas.... sorry sir this is the drive thru you have to order inside.... damn.... not again......

I walk in and the retarded bitch at the counter looks terrified... yeah hi I'll get a t-6.... yeah with the taco supreme......... and uh.... put some diablo sauce in the bag..... thanks....

Get home at 7..... fuck yeah this chalupa is some good shit.... beep.... the ps4 turns on.... next thing I know it's 11am and I'm laying in a puddle of drool..... shit.... I told myself I'd get up at 9....... oh well..... what does it matter..... sometimes I feel like I'm just waiting to die anyway.........

Anyway, that brings me to why I'm here... I heard that trump signed a new EO today... can anybody tell me what it was? Or where I can find it? Thanks for the help.

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so did daytime TV, what's your point?

>10/10 in Britain.

TOOK SO LONG TO COME ON STAGE THAT THE FUCKING THREAD ARCHIVED KEK

>OPs pic
>seal gone
>flag of republic gone
It's over. We're over.

Yes, but what's new?

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Cuomo is actually praising Trump and working with him. De Blasio is acting like a petty fuck. Even Cuomo is mad at him

Based Berdfren

tired Don sounds like he needs some sleep

is fine product for american breastfeed mother!

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>some sort of chink lying about things
I really hope violence befalls every chink in the USA.

Needs problem glasses and purple hair like the other one.
Alternate care site = camp for concentrating ailing Jews?

hmm who dis

That doesn't economy user for shame

It's the most pathetic and disgusting sort of nonhuman in existence and they should be told why they are even worse than fucking baboon-Americans every single day.

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lurk moar

>gook spreading disinfo
Nice

they're working from home

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MIKE PENCE TO ANNOUNCE NATIONWIDE QUARANTINE

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lole

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>Entire world is flat on its arse due to this outbreak
>Somehow this is all Trump's fault according to the far-left

I'd rather have an explanation if it's all the same to you

>furthermore President Trump announced that new FEMA Director Walton Simons' appointment should be confirmed within the week

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NY FEMA CAMP'D
GG NO RE
CITYFAGS ETERNAL ASSRANGED

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You just sound like a NEET. No need to hype it up. Just say NEET.

To be fair there’s a good chance that they are niggers/some sort of minority too. Remember when faggots tried passing her as “white”?

the mods aren't subhuman marxist scum like on most social media

He always has that poster idiot

>186,000 masks
>68,0000 gowns
>245,486 gloves

So does FEMA literally roll up in a massive army of trucks filled with this stuff? Imagine seeing that.

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where is birx

you have so little faith in the plans of our god

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They asked for it. Practically begged for it

What does this mean?!

too soon wtf

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Anyone got SURGIGIAL GOWNS

this
he is finally draining the swamp
save the numbers he is listing, its code for us

>I take it Rand Paul was agreeable

Based virUS 12s

>That doesn't economy user for shame
Sticks are the foundation of any economy!
>t. anno player

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Press conference is boring. ATHEIST EXPERIENCE IS ON

QRD? and what happens next?

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Why is Trump so out of breath?

i'll think about it no promises

Circuit breakers got tripped in the first 5 minutes:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
I've never seen them fall that hard before LOL

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youtu.be/FFOzayDpWoI

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he didn't really have a choice

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NOOOOOOOOO NOT MY STOCKER REENOES!

All because the Dems are prioritizing funding for abortion over everything else. Sick people. Dems want death and power more than anything else.

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Hey if you're a charitable sort of user who likes things like seti or helping others, here's a thing
youtu.be/KU4qOebhkfs

That's the worst kind of faggotry possible, imagine being so fucking pathetic you have to either pretend to be white or be proud of being a subhuman.

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pay special attention to the number 23. its important in occultism

Pence just had a huge fucking gulp

We're fucked, /ptg/

NATIONAL GUARD!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PENCE NOOOOOO

It sounds like trump is starting to lose grip

Wow, blue states need handouts of unprecedented magnitude, what a surprise.

Leftists idea of globalism is no wars and humanity uniting in rainbow times to become something similar to the Federation in Star Trek.
The reality is more like global Brazil but probably even worse. Globo Gayplex with full globalized mediocrity.

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RACHEL COOK
Taylor Swift's "Yas Forums proxy agent"

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Is this martial law?

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Great depression 2.0.

-5000 tomorrow confiormed

He's tired.

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It means the Republican Party will ass fuck poor people, working poor, wagies & neets in their ass like they always do.

Stop being a wigger, Luke.

Wow. Trump is fucked. The entire country is fucked too.

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You think he wants 4 more years of this crap
???

He's reading off a piece of paper.

For lame shit like putting up hospitals... all the rumors by the NG was bullshit

Lmao they can’t cope with the fact that she’s an ape nigger, it’s quite silly.

wtf is, a Hillary Duff for faggots?

FEMA Guy knows how bad it is

see

>trying to find minn
if the gators didn't get to him, the coof definitely did

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WOW
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THE MARKETS ARE FUCKED BECAUSE THE WORLD IS STAYING INSIDE
YOU COULD HAVE FOOLED ME
OH NO NOT THE HECKIN 401KERINOS

2 hours of sleep.
Don't ask for a source

Why do democrats love infanticide and child murder so much?

He's pissed how much the Senate Republicans are fucking up a easy give me.

Nuh uh ur a the idiot dick

planned parenthood is a slush fund for democrats user

Shortness of breath is one symptom.

MAGA

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>2 billion dollars
and less than a quarter of that is slated to help out me. I'd veto it too

>no mention of emergency medical toilet paper
PANIC

My SPY calls are so fucked tomorrow

24-40% is the projection

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No.. it’s nothing yet

trillion, my bad

>what happens next?
NEETBux for all

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hope they get tagged and gassed first

has trump been wearing panties on his face why are there tanlines on his fucking face

That's his business voice.

>shills only showed up when presser began
PONDER MY ASTONISHMENT
>wanting a shutdown while also screaming about Orange Man killing Obongo's Economy
on a Sunday no less, how very very tiring

BWHAHAHAHAHA HE SAID IT

BUY BUY BUY