I’m a bartender and my restaurant is closing until May...

Considering you probably lie about your income and don't pay full taxes you should probably have savings.

>May
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a literal fucking monkey can do your job, i think i've seen one in Japan do it, go suck dicks for toiletpaper you faggot

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File for unemployment, wait 2 weeks for your TrumpBUX^tm and get comfy as the world burns.

Im not a bartender.. I just wanted some examples of what would be a real job in your eyes. No need to shit all over me for no reason.

Realize you are in this situation because of yourself and you should have focused better on your career joices sooner.

So now is your moment to shine or fail. Get to work on yourself!

Make a list of politicians and synagogues and go talk to them to unburden yourself. You’ll feel better just talking.

We tip share at my restaurant so all of my tips are claimed and I only have $1500 in savings. Luckily my wife makes salary but she’s a restaurant manager and who knows when her restaurant will close. What are the chances we will actually be evicted from our apartment with everything that’s going on?

You think it’ll be longer than that??

Do home delivery of beer.

Learn to code

You are pure shit so a little extra shit isn't going to hurt.

For real though it's hard to have a "real job" in this modern world without being a part of this system. Have you noticed how crime is rapidly increasing?

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This is what I’m hoping I can do actually. But who knows if the trumpbux are actually coming?

>what do I do?
Go back in time and develop an actual marketable skill

>What are the chances we will actually be evicted from our apartment with everything that’s going on?
Very likely. Should have saved some money instead of partying your brains out each weekend, kiddo.

till there is a vaccine or 60-80% of the people of your territory have been infected.

Why dont you just stay open and do delivery is it really that complex?

>What do I do anons?
Apply for unemployment.

No fuck u

Go start removing latinos, who will be employed indefinitely. They’re ruining America and you’re going to start feeling it soon.

i got laid off from my restaurant last week and am hoping to organize a rent strike until we get rent outright suspended or reduced in my area

i am okay with paying property taxes, my portion of them, with any unemployment i get. but mortgages are suspended, so i will not be paying either

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Amazon is running radio ads looking for entrepreneurs to start delivery companies, give them a call. Huge demand now.

>For real though it's hard to have a "real job" in this modern world without being a part of this system.
Yes basically impossible.

Run for Congress, it seems that they are electing bartenders now.

go work at a grocery store or Amazon warehouse.

Why don't you have a real job?

>What are the chances we will actually be evicted from our apartment with everything that’s going on?

Absolutely 0%, that shit isn't moving through the courts at all and no one is in a rush to rent a place because they're laid off too.

Calm down user, take a breath, you'll be okay, and don't listen to neets who think there's a such thing as a real job. Every job is more real than what they've had

Time to sell your car

If you don’t have a car, it’s time to sell your ass

write your reps and tell them not to be retards and help YOU out instead of Boeing.

>I’m a bartender

lol faggot

No I think it will be May. May 2021 that is

Lots of people want food delivered, you can either find work as a runner or at a grocery store/distribution center. Yeah you might be exposed to wuflu but you don't have qualifications for a remote job so it's your only option

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>I only have $1500 in savings

Do you save like 100 dollarisoos per month or are you just really bad with money?

I've only been working a little over a year and I have 20k euros saved.

Actually, if you bartend at a high foot traffic location, you’d be pulling 60-70k easy.
It’s a fine TEMPORARY job but it doesn’t have a lot of future and depending on the type of place, you’re going to fuck up your arms eventually.

Get a loan from your wealthy parents.

get a job at a distillery. you know booze, now make it. sweep floors / intern if you have to.

1. Turn into a tranny and make an onlyfans account.
2. Start drawing disgusting degenerate niche porn for NEETs.
3. Run a tech support scam scheme online.

He's a cityslicker millenial; they aren't very good at saving money. They love to hang out at trendy bars where they buy $12 mixed drinks.

Hospitals need people. You can do an EMT course fairly quick. Then there is stuff with no or little education requirements like patient transport, CNA, secretary, and 'financial counseler'(sit behind desk and take their insurance info then keep calling when patients don't pay their co-pay', materials, phlebotomy, EVS, security, and pharmacy technician. Pharmacy technician will usually require a certificate or something in a hospital though, just Walgreens and such that sometimes take fresh people with an interest. While doing these you can go on to study for nurse, medic, coding/billing, or supervisory/desky versions of others.
Outside of health care that would seem recession proof is law enforcement and corrections, power, and a hidden gem. Wastewater management. Few know about it or care to go into it. Even a little college and seeming interested gets a foot in the door. It's all old boomers who've done it for 40 years, very important, and not exactly difficult to watch monitors, run samples, and push buttons after a little training. It pays more than you'd think too. I expect some growth here and it's long been my backup plan if things ever go south. It will only become more valuable as people start to see water isn't as plentiful as previously thought. Cool hi tech, mechanical, chemistry, money, highly specialized, and not filled with a lot of fluff/office fauna. Also driving since I doubt self driving trucks are here soon. Tell ai to backup to an unmarked dock or alternative loading site or off road anything... Not happening for at least 10 years assuming we make huge leaps in tech.

I'm a bartender, and I'm on paid leave. Fuck your burger tip system

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Literally all bartenders do is enable degenerate behavior and provides no real benefit to society. There is no reasonable way for you to defend the practicality of your profession so..like..get a real job dude lmao

What happened to all those mad tips you bartender faggots always crow about? Even my sister's ex bf who filled pints in some grubby dive bar in a shitty town claimed he'd pocket $300-400 nightly in tips alone

weird picture. Where did it come from? Is it saying penises are satanic but women cant resist?

Maybe you should've saved some money?

Oh well, hopefully you can pay your landlord with video games instead of cash

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It depends on the bar and bartender and their level of responsibility.
Somebody who merely fetches beers and shitty rum and cokes in some degenerate club isn't doing all that much with his life.
However, a high-end bartender can have a fairly decent career doing things like designing new and sophisticated cocktails (akin to a chef), training staff in quality standards, doing ordering and inventory and other business tasks, entertaining and selling drinks to customers, and much more.

How huge is your drug habit? Bartenders make a fuckton in tips every night. Even my degen sister's turd bf made $300-400 a night in tips alone in some ratty meathead bar filling up pitchers of Bud Light and MGD, if you're not an absolute retard you should be sitting on at least several grand in savings at any time. So is it coke or heroin?

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I'm assuming this is a larp. But if not, you will apply for unemployment. That with the check, which will in all likelihood, continue, you should be ok. While you're collecting, learn a better paying skill.

You could delivery for Amazon.