/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2418 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

Stage 5: Acceptance

twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1241839895921950720?s=20

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>dubstep

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pray for the UK, pray for NYC. They're about to get hit HARD.

does coumo just preaches and preaches for several minutes everyday?
lmao
feels like watching a religion shit

>304900 infected
>13001 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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fuck guys I have the corona i'm 90% sure

>raised temperature for 10 days on/off
>no other symptoms

I don't have a thermometer but it's especially bad today

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when task force stream is stream?

1) WATCH: NY Doc says his hospital already using Chloroquine for coronavirus patients and have had ZERO deaths
therightscoop.com/watch-ny-doctor-says-his-hospital-already-using-chloroquine-for-coronavirus-patients-and-have-had-zero-deaths/

2) He would be “dead and gone” if his doctors at Hackensack Medical Center not reached out to experts in China
nypost.com/2020/03/12/hiv-drugs-are-being-used-as-part-of-coronavirus-treatment/

3) Malaria drug sees promising signs as future coronavirus treatment
washingtonexaminer.com/news/malaria-drug-sees-promising-signs-as-future-coronavirus-treatment

4) Has Australia found a coronavirus cure? Patients in secret trials are successfully treated
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8134785/Has-Australia-coronavirus-cure-Patients-successfully-treated-HIV-malaria-medication.html

5) Breakthrough: Chloroquine phosphate shows efficacy in COVID-19 associated pneumonia
medicaldialogues.in/amp/pulmonology/news/breakthrough-chloroquine-phosphate-shows-efficacy-in-covid-19-associated-pneumonia-63549

6) Chloroquine/Malaria/Coronavirus – ‘Stunning’ Correlation Claimed
breitbart.com/politics/2020/03/20/delingpole-chloroquine-malaria-coronavirus-stunning-correlation-claimed/

7) Cuomo announces that the state is receiving 10,000 doses of the drug combination hydroxychloroquine and Zithromax from FDA
ajmc.com/newsroom/fda-approves-rapid-coronavirus-test-new-york-state-to-conduct-trial-on-drug-combo-

HUGE:

8) N.J. man with suspected coronavirus treated with anti-malaria drug reports improvement
nj.com/coronavirus/2020/03/nj-man-with-suspected-case-of-coronavirus-says-anti-malaria-drug-is-helping-him-recover.html

9) This Coronavirus Patient Dodged A Bullet With Hydroxychloroquine. Is She A Harbinger Or Outlier?
forbes.com/sites/marybethpfeiffer/2020/03/22/one-patient-dodges-a-covid-bullet-is-she-a-harbinger-or-outlier/#37adccd35b84

"In the end, they'll beg us to save them."
Lads..... Deus Ex was trying to warn us...

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FIRST REPORT IN BRAZIL: CHLOROQUINE IS WORKING FOR SEVERE CASES

BRIEF
> Mother of the owner of one of the biggest private hospital chains (Prevent Senior) in Brazil got the virus. She is 75 years old.
> She was one of the first to try chloroquine after the health minister gave a green light for trials

EVOLUTION
> Condition was worsening
> March 17th: They started giving chloroquine
> March 18,19,20th: Still in severe condition
> March 21th: Improvements. Lungs started working again

They are calculating chloroquine needs about 5 days to show results.

Source. Just use a translator if you want to read.
uol.com.br/vivabem/noticias/redacao/2020/03/22/mae-de-donos-da-prevent-senior-e-tratada-com-cloroquina-temos-esperanca.htm

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POTUS Live Stream
youtube.com/watch?v=Sb-zp0Mv1yw

Get in here and be /comfy/

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love lain

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Trumpy's more than an hour late, gents.
What's he doing?
Seengs - The opposite of whatever you say
Doobs - It's only half the truth
Traps - Trump will say this as his excuse during the conference
Quaids - 100% TRUCE
Queents - Doesn't fucking matter. We'll all be dead soon

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how does one make these edits?

This dude could sell a magikarp

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corona birus is now delete

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The virus has been fully sequenced. He's probably being briefed on what was found. Don't be surprised if this gets cancelled.

Would this work?

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By Wensday NYC will be all one big ground zero. God I'm happy to be a rual American si I don't get lumped in with those subhumans.

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Rip

twitter.com/BrangusJimmy/status/1241149187921756163

Tom Hanks’ son, Chet Hanks, admits to human sacrifice, eating pineal glands, and being in the Illuminati and sums it up by threatening those “who talk shit about his family” to be sent to FEMA camps.
This is it, bros.

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Yeah the sooner everyone accepts this chink virus is a bio weapon made to hasten the process of universal digitized ID the better

it's the normies own fault they can't behave and stay inside for two fucking weeks

Nothing burger disease all along lmao. West got itself in a shit heap via spook alone

Card?

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Unfortunately no, he is still a nigger

>CURE IS HERE, HAPPENING BTFO
>nothing happens
>next day
>CURE IS HERE, HAPPENING BTFO
>nothing happens
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>CURE IS HERE, HAPPENING BTFO
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>CURE IS HERE, HAPPENING BTFO
>nothing happens
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>CURE IS HERE, HAPPENING BTFO
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>CURE IS HERE, HAPPENING BTFO
>nothing happens
>next day

I really hope its a bot because I can't imagine the poor sod spamming this during this shit

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idk, does it create an airtight seal around your mouth and nose? if not then no.

Did Iran and China actually find some sort of "solution/cure" or are they just lying about the numbers?

Checked. Will add to my list

Preparing to declare thermonuclear war with China. Ivanka has the virus and is dying.

Pol on the atom bombs dropping:
.0002% out of 7 billion have died
chan incels think this is a 'happening'
>Nah, just take your meds and have some sex, schizo incels.
Good logic there bud

change.org/p/donald-j-trump-ban-human-microchipping-microstamping-and-stop-id2020-from-violating-privacy-rights?recruiter=1059961283&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink&utm_campaign=share_petition

>shanghai shivers

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If that's what you have to do in order to feel comfortable buying groceries - then yes.

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youtube.com/watch?v=E4JxOqEhYVQ

deempin' drawfag delivery

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>Noooo it's YOU who are going to fema camps
I've seen that agenda somewhere before but I just can't put my finger on it.
Hrmmmmm, still not scared btw.

>FFP1
Hahaha

Probably fucking with qniggers but metal as fuck ngl

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F

You retarded schizo autist, how can you not tell when people are fucking with you?

i've literally never had an illness with this course

it's always
>sore throat
>then fever
>then runny nose
>then coughing

and I'm good in a week. I'm burning the fuck up rn.

Oh look she's back

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Who /comfy/ here?

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...

You haven't read a single link posted here, have you?

Autists oughtn't browse the web without supervision.

Is the HCQ+A fag back? He spent hours last night lauding the anti malarial pills.

Coofing

That not really a proof ...
patient can recover wihtout any medication

I had flu type B and it's exactly that.

based

>the call that ended the world
Thanks user it looks great. I got drunk and read an article on arktos and I come back and there is OC
life is good

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yeah he's here. Just filter and ignore, he's been coping a lot more lately

Draw better faces please. Look how others do it.

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He's being sarcastic retard

Some chinks are getting paid for shilling but most do it for free, they're in severe state of panic rn

As one can be fren

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Trump meeting an hour and 15 late.

...wtf?

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Hope you pull through.

You've just got a cold, m8

Wrong god user

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Pretty sure I caught the coronavirus, woke up one night not being able to breathe at all, like my brain had retarded out I didn't know what breathing was, never ever had that before, but it went away after 6 hours.

Think I was lucky lads

>UK weeks behind Italy

Prepare for the storm bong bros. godspeed.

Why do people believe China?

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Decided to finally play skyrim again. Using ordinator mod as well as sacrosanct and summermyst mods. Made a dark elf vampire with pale skin mod who uses disease and hemomancy spells. Named her Cor'ona. She's obliterating everything in skyrim. Dunno if I never payer attention before but theirs alot of coofer NPCs in skyrim lul

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This isn't /ic/ user, just take the shitpost.

god, i love bill so much.

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Check these digits for triple the deaths in NYC tomorrow. Fuck Cuomo and fuck the city.

Based Biden poster

There's lots of bots here. Some Chinese shills some Trump loons. But the fact of the matter is we only observe and make memes, we didn't lock down countries, we didn't crash the economy, we didn't even cause the panic since we were mostly ignored when we tried to warn people.

Harvey Weinstein tests postitive for WuFlu

zerohedge.com/political/harvey-weinstein-transferred-out-rikers-island-coronavirus-cases-explode

Collapsed from inhaling a democrat hoax.

While we wait, anything else to add to the list?

>Shanghai sholin sneeze
>The Commie Cold
>Holocough
>Mandate of Sniffles
>Xi Sniffles
>Fug Yu Lung
>Kung Flu
>Wuchoo
>Spring-fected roll
>Asian Contagion
>Wubonic Plague
>Flu Yung Hai
>Great Cough Forward
>The Yellow Death
>Toflu
>Ping Pong Pandemic
>Year of the Bat
>the Wungaloo
>The yellow flu ching-demic
>Breaking Bat
>Shanghai Shivers
>Asian Ailment
>Slant-eye Sickness
>Fu Manchu Fever
>Coolie Cough
>Oriental Onset
>Beijing Bug
>Rice Rabies
>Gook Germ
>Mandarin Malady
>Lo Mein Pain
>Dim Sum Diarrhea
>Guangdong Gout
>Confucian Cancer
>Szechuan Sore Throat
>Chop Fluey
>Wu-Ping Cough
>Sicken fried rice
>Ow chi lung
>Sweet and Sour Sicken
>Flu Manchu
>rangoon doom
>egg roll toll
>teriyaki terror
>wonton west nile
>bamboo shoot poops
>rice noodle rickets
>finger trap clap
>pu pu pandemic
>dog meat diphtheria
>gutter oil boils
>Genghis cough
>Hong Kong Fluey
>Chu-Monia

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Croatia got hitted with earthquake 5.5 on scale in most contaminated town in our cointry. Everyone panicked and went outside infected, in quarantine and healthy. The new numbers in our country is same cus hospitals suffored mayor dammge and today it wasn't possible to test cus main internet server got hit and internet didn't work for half a country untill some hours ago. In next 5 days we are Italy.

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AHHHHHHH I’m so fucking COMFY!! I love being right more than anything and everyone is sucking my dick!

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He sure changed his tune quickly, breath in the air Billy it's over and nobody listened.
Airports remain open spreading the virus...I hope no one is spared especially gov't.

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CHET
WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU ABOUT RUNNING YOUR DAMN MOUTH ON THE INTERNET. YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME? TAKE THAT ALL-SEEING EYE OFF YOUR CHEST RIGHT NOW, YOU ARE GROUNDED.

Sauce

>Emma, a 12-year-old girl, is "fighting for her life" in an Atlanta hospital after testing positive for the coronavirus, according to her cousin.

>Justin Anthony told CNN that Emma was diagnosed with pneumonia on March 15 and tested positive for coronavirus on Friday night. As of Saturday, she was on a ventilator and is currently in stable condition, Anthony said.

>Emma had no pre-existing conditions. She has not traveled recently and it's unknown how she contracted the virus, according to Anthony.

edition.cnn.com/2020/03/22/us/georgia-coronavirus-girl-hospitalized/index.html

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Link a stream to drump for a bong dweller, thanks lads

You're not gonna take the mark of the beast, are you user? Also is it really true that colorquine and Zinc is the cure for Corona chan? Seems media been trying to their best to shit talk it. Also hope everyone is having a good day.

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>Blacked

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i have literally no other symptoms. If I'm not better in a couple of days I'm calling the hazmats to test me. Fuck.

Hillary will be arrested any day now

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posting "roll for x" posts on Yas Forums to come up with a viable excuse because he's cranking out fat ropes that arch in the air trying to land in the trash can

I'll laugh so hard when this gets to 100k

Because they are either a)Too stupid to notice a lie b)Want some good news so they take it even if it's false

He's in critical condition. Its over

based ngl

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Bet Weinstein hired someone to give him the virus. Maybe a guard.

Please bro, i need to coom and yours is nice

I really really can't wait for him to catch it. where does this boomer retard live?

way over my power lvl but will try

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God's wrath for whayever faggotry you did. It's all your fault user.

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For koikatu game. Make waifu and fuck em

thanks for the hope anons

that right there is some shit luck

Impressively bad take. How does he do it?

I came here to predict Brazil being the next exploder country but I very much doubt Bolognese gives a shit enough to actually test people to find out

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I was thinking about makeing her in Dark Souls 2 with a poison build, but I can't be bothered to play games now

did you just mutt law yourself

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Holy shit, so not even kids are safe.

Dam
Been a long few weeks

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Most normies have no idea what goes on in China

dang almost minor perfect storm conditions

where is burger king, fuuck hes late

Ay Tone...

This is such retardation I feel he's just provoking reactions at this point.

Alright, who's big idea was it to combine an antibiotic with antimalarial drugs and call it a 'cure'? Something that treats symptoms isn't one.

Hopefully a tidal one hits NYC this week

Good one

pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease, i need to coom to corona in VR

Latest insider information about what's happening in Wuhan:
twitter.com/heylauragao/status/1241620966762938370

take your meds, schizo

What's written on these ATTENTION sheets taped to the back of the chairs? "Don't coof at the President"? Also, what's her endgame? Can't she stay off tinder for five fucking minutes?

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>youtu.be/525xrI009qQ?t=30

AHHHHHHH

OH
MY

GOD

mobile.twitter.com/Imamofpeace/status/1241363730253762560

GUYS CHECK THIS OUT

THE SAME GUY ON CNN TODAY

WAS IN THE MOVIE

CONTAGION

TALKING ABOUT THE VIRUS

PREDICTIVE PROGRAMMING

ARMAGEDDON LEVEL
AHHHHHHHH

i think he ran a fundraiser to allow him to move to washington.
he moved to miami instead.

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Our country will be the next fucking exploder, you fat fucking retard.

Okay happeningfags, without screaming like autistic manchildren;
Let's take a realistic look at why this virus is a nothingburger...

First off:
I know you like to act like you know everything about Virology; you just don't.
Look up the Dunning-Kruger effect, these threads are a prime example.

Secondly:
Look at the Diamond Princess.
>712 infected, 8 dead
That's a 1.12% death rate, mirroring Influenza.
Now let's see what's happening in Italy:
>99.2% of the deaths had pre-existing conditions.
>0% chance of dying if you're under 40

The vast majority of posters here will be perfectly fine. Just don't visit grandma for a few weeks.
This isn't going to kill us all. Just relax before the stress kills you. You need to relax.

This virus will not do substantial damage, It can't. There is a mountain of evidence to prove that.
Most people are in lockdown at home now; the virus will run out of hosts in a few weeks and it'll level out.
>inb4 shilll shilll
It's just the truth, sorry.

It's time to leave this thread, leave this site and leave your computer.
It's time to move on.

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We were actually doing quite okay. This just fucked us up. I don’t get the fags that rushed out. I stayed inside like the chad I am.

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>New deaths falling in Italy
>NO cases of death under 30 in Italy
>99% of deaths have pre-existing health problems
>Several drugs already showing promise for treatment
>Estimated huge amount of people infected and without serious problems will mean when this is over the death rate will probably be 0.5%
Yep. Nothingburger. You guys aren't getting your end of the world to jerk off to, better luck next time.

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I love him.

She was so beautiful

Germany just "lost" 2000 test probes and has to retest them all kek

Has Trump ever been this fucking late?

Damn those chicken calves. Dude walking on drumsticks.

OC is OC, user, keep on making 'em.

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Gimp

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It probably says not to sit here in order to maintain social distancing.

>corona coincides perfectly with tornado season around here
>fema support is going to get cucked

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I had the same plus just normal flu, i do think its Corona. It took me a week to get back to normal, had to quit smoking and everything

now a week later having picked up smoking again it's coming back.

LIVE SOON whitehouse.gov/live/

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its to sit in every other seat retard, so they can socially distance themselves a little while the president and pence cram 10 people on stage as close as possible

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Everybody

Bump

This

Fixed it for you

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And you English is shit. You disgust me.

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>WTF USA why do you want to be number one?
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They don't look cured in Iran
youtube.com/watch?v=mhaq6EFsA7s

sneed

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based squatter

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Sounds like Italy. Makes sense after 3 months of complete lockdown.

Stop making these threads.

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thanks ,any chance anyone knows who dose those high quality corona pics ?

We're the best at everythimg, even dying

He has become Cope, denier of happenings

This one is actually good

Califag here, 5.5 is barely enough to get the fuck out of bed, grow a spine