/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2417 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

► Detected: 339,103 (+30,376) ► Died: 14,759 (+1,604)

~~~ Remaining to surpass H1N1: 3741 deaths ~~~

>NEWS
Pakistan's Punjab, Sindh, KP and Balochistan on lockdown, 205 million
archive.is/cv67B

Italy closes most factories, tightens lockdown even more
archive.is/H7FGG

12% of deaths in Italy had no previous conditions
archive.is/pLAaL

Wuhan doesn't report new cases because they are not testing
archive.is/x0PhF

38 year old civil guard dies in Spain, no previous conditions
archive.is/rVPjL

>RESEARCH
18,300 infected in Iran, scientists estimate
archive.is/7nd5l

Infection might cause male infertility
archive.is/NLz11

Two major strains, newer is more aggressive
archive.is/WiKsp

Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

Netherlands on lockdown, 17 million people
archive.is/7dNlc

>REMINDER
Netherlands only tests cases with travel history
archive.is/cVj8k

Lockdowns cover 760 million people in China
archive.is/TpjsQ

China province covers up "viral pneumonia" explosion
archive.is/Gf9Or

Illinois to enter "shelter in place" lockdown, 12 million people
archive.is/a2oB1

United Kingdom under lockdown, 66 million people
archive.is/sltzo

>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
19:37: 75 new cases and 2 new deaths in Indiana, United States.
19:33: 248 new cases in Michigan, United States.
19:32: 296 new cases and 3 new deaths in Illinois, United States.
19:21: First case in Syria.
19:20: First death and 125 new cases in the Czech Republic.
19:17: 309 new cases and 9 new deaths in Turkey.
19:01: 67 new cases and 1 new death in Florida, United States.

>MORE
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youtube.com/watch?v=2HotAd5fC8U
youtube.com/watch?v=JVnWeCUL7To
youtube.com/watch?v=Sb-zp0Mv1yw
therightscoop.com/watch-ny-doctor-says-his-hospital-already-using-chloroquine-for-coronavirus-patients-and-have-had-zero-deaths/
nypost.com/2020/03/12/hiv-drugs-are-being-used-as-part-of-coronavirus-treatment/
washingtonexaminer.com/news/malaria-drug-sees-promising-signs-as-future-coronavirus-treatment
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8134785/Has-Australia-coronavirus-cure-Patients-successfully-treated-HIV-malaria-medication.html
medicaldialogues.in/amp/pulmonology/news/breakthrough-chloroquine-phosphate-shows-efficacy-in-covid-19-associated-pneumonia-63549
breitbart.com/politics/2020/03/20/delingpole-chloroquine-malaria-coronavirus-stunning-correlation-claimed/
ajmc.com/newsroom/fda-approves-rapid-coronavirus-test-new-york-state-to-conduct-trial-on-drug-combo-
nj.com/coronavirus/2020/03/nj-man-with-suspected-case-of-coronavirus-says-anti-malaria-drug-is-helping-him-recover.html
forbes.com/sites/marybethpfeiffer/2020/03/22/one-patient-dodges-a-covid-bullet-is-she-a-harbinger-or-outlier/#37adccd35b84
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twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1241833371350810627
worldometers.info/coronavirus/
twitter.com/RudawEnglish/status/1241748972508610561
glassdoor.com/Salaries/lab-assistant-salary-SRCH_KO0,13.htm
msn.com/en-us/health/medical/3-more-coronavirus-deaths-in-massachusetts-121-new-coronavirus-cases-dph/ar-BB11y9Uu
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_Rite
palmbeachpost.com/news/20200320/watch-coronavirus-florida-lake-worth-beach-meeting-gets-ugly-and-heated-about-emergency-powers
twitter.com/BrangusJimmy/status/1241149187921756163
brrr.money/
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>US State Leaderboard
411 total deaths
33/50 states (+DC/GU/PR) on the board (UT new today)

>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

>NY:
114 deaths
>WA:
94 deaths
>CA:
29 deaths
>GA:
23 deaths
>LA, NJ:
20 deaths
>FL:
13 deaths
>IL, MI:
9 deaths
>CO, IN, TX, VA:
6 deaths
>CT, MA, OR:
5 deaths
>WI:
4 deaths
>KY, MD, MO, OH, SC:
3 deaths
>AZ, DC, KS, NV, OK, PA, TN, VT:
2 deaths
>GU, MN, MS, PR, SD, UT:
1 death

>Members of the Coronavirus Task Force Hold a Press Briefing
youtube.com/watch?v=2HotAd5fC8U

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Listen here Jack, I'm gonna set you straight. I'll only say this once so listen up, Fat. This virus isn't going anywhere. Let me repeat myself, this virus isn't going anywhere. Back in my day we didn't call it covid whatever; we called it the "Shanghai Shivers". OK, here's the deal, Slick. I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol' Cornflake used to play guitar down at the pool hall. He caught the Shanghai Shivers one year and let me tell you, if Cornflake Jackson says, "It ain't no thang" you can take that to the bank, Buckaroo. That's how I know you're full of shit. I'd punch your daughter straight in the mouth.

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How do we fix britbongs?

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>Dead: 14,682
lol, still only 14,682.
How many days has it been stuck at 14,682? Four days? Five days?

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157 000 IN LOCKDOWN HERE. 157K JUST IN. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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stay the course... for the herd!

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lol crybaby New Yorkers

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youtube.com/watch?v=JVnWeCUL7To

Guy what were the symptoms again?

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Waiting for president Trump
youtube.com/watch?v=Sb-zp0Mv1yw

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that's what they get for thinking they're so much better than us
t. new jersey

1) WATCH: NY Doc says his hospital already using Chloroquine for coronavirus patients and have had ZERO deaths
therightscoop.com/watch-ny-doctor-says-his-hospital-already-using-chloroquine-for-coronavirus-patients-and-have-had-zero-deaths/

2) He would be “dead and gone” if his doctors at Hackensack Medical Center not reached out to experts in China
nypost.com/2020/03/12/hiv-drugs-are-being-used-as-part-of-coronavirus-treatment/

3) Malaria drug sees promising signs as future coronavirus treatment
washingtonexaminer.com/news/malaria-drug-sees-promising-signs-as-future-coronavirus-treatment

4) Has Australia found a coronavirus cure? Patients in secret trials are successfully treated
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8134785/Has-Australia-coronavirus-cure-Patients-successfully-treated-HIV-malaria-medication.html

5) Breakthrough: Chloroquine phosphate shows efficacy in COVID-19 associated pneumonia
medicaldialogues.in/amp/pulmonology/news/breakthrough-chloroquine-phosphate-shows-efficacy-in-covid-19-associated-pneumonia-63549

6) Chloroquine/Malaria/Coronavirus – ‘Stunning’ Correlation Claimed
breitbart.com/politics/2020/03/20/delingpole-chloroquine-malaria-coronavirus-stunning-correlation-claimed/

7) Cuomo announces that the state is receiving 10,000 doses of the drug combination hydroxychloroquine and Zithromax from FDA
ajmc.com/newsroom/fda-approves-rapid-coronavirus-test-new-york-state-to-conduct-trial-on-drug-combo-

HUGE:

8) N.J. man with suspected coronavirus treated with anti-malaria drug reports improvement
nj.com/coronavirus/2020/03/nj-man-with-suspected-case-of-coronavirus-says-anti-malaria-drug-is-helping-him-recover.html

9) This Coronavirus Patient Dodged A Bullet With Hydroxychloroquine. Is She A Harbinger Or Outlier?
forbes.com/sites/marybethpfeiffer/2020/03/22/one-patient-dodges-a-covid-bullet-is-she-a-harbinger-or-outlier/#37adccd35b84

manila goodies!

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only the fittest survive!

BREAKING


Harvey Weinstein has tested positive for coronavirus. (Source: trib.al/j2TmB5U)

twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1241833371350810627


68 YEARS OLD
OBESE

HE IS DONE

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i somehow think new thread´s are generated every time i post this

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WHY ARE THE USA NUMBERS CHANGING
worldometers.info/coronavirus/
11k to 12k to 14k to 8k

Who /comfy/ here?

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I just saw an interview with a guy who had it and he said severe burning in his chest

I spent all day outside, I'm out of the loop, how bad is it out there now?

As always, praying for you brothers

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skin turning black

Doing god's work Danebro

How long has argiebro been baking threads?

Godspeed, you glorious bastard

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Main (non 3 some) of course I get digits on the 3 some >"I'm not, I just have my eyes closed" you respond
She says with a giddy tone
Your eyes are open, staring at the ceiling.
>You don't notice her as she stop drawing on your chest and moves the fingers towards your face
>Very gently she drags her fingers over your eyes, forcing your eyelids to close
Her hand retreats back to your chest and resumes drawing
>She softly hums something, almost trying to coo you to sleep


Threads move too fast with the shills

BASED GOD!

my job won't answer my emails, they want me to drive 1.5 hours to pick up my finals check. what do?

Literally a hoax to not go to jail

Why is Italy dying so much and fast

Big week ahead boys. Let's put in the work and we can hit our targets. By he end of the week I expect to see
Confirmed cases: 500,000
Deaths: 12,000
Dow Jones: 16,000

Anyone caught slacking will be refused the vaccine. Now get to work

Me

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NYC has the highest death rate of any city so far tho

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The s-strain is the vaccine. That's how bioweapons work. You create an s-strain and an l-strain. You release the s-strain on your population and the l-strain on your enemy.

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Why are so many literally unable to understand the difference between confirmed and estimated?

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i-is it over? Does this mean it's not going to have to go thru drug trials within 6 months up to a year?

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so /comfy/ user

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This.
He's going to be "hospitalized" and then he'll "die," while actually getting a new identity and being sent to Cambodia.

Baking some Corona-Chan content.

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だらしねぇな

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writenon still here huh. what is that story about?

Daily reminder
We are fucked big time

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We must do what we can in these dark rice aids times

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I agree with everything except Dow Jones. I see it ending at 17k-18k

Why does the guy beside him look like a comic book villain?

based

He doesn't have it. He just doesn't want to get shanked and is faking it for the isolation. Lot's of sleazy business men do it even in Greece to avoid going to court.

>your pic
>What is proper dosage
>Durr more medicine=less virus, lemme eat a fistful of pills
>Africa

As for the deaths, maybe not everyone is administering hcq treatment yet?

>Malaria drug sees promising signs as future coronavirus treatment
how the fuck is this possible, after they spent years to develop (and fail) a SARS vaccine. Vaccine vaccine vaccine goy, let us vote mandatory vaccination.

>What's that? Vaccinate ourselves and our kids first? He he, no goy, we will sacrifice ourselves and our families for your own good. Go ahead, common.

>30% unemployment
>50% GDP contraction
These numbers look worse than Great Depression numbers. How likely is it that we'll see this realistically? Is it just fear-mongering from the fed?

Holy kek. What an undignified way to lose it all and die.

The real question is, who isn't.

>Uni transitioned to online teaching
>sitting on 4 gallons of homemade booze
>more free time for vidya, books and anime

This is the good life, frens

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GAS

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he has to be faking it to get out lol.
but if he does have hes good as dead

That does not make any sense since chine and Italy have really good working relations

Anal transmission confirmed

オイ、英語だけで話しやがれぞぉ

BREAKING BREAKIN!! CORONAVIRUS CURE!!

>“Don’t dwell on it, because corona is nothing, it’s all gossip. Believe me, #Iraq is safe under the watch of God and the father [Imam Ali] of Hassan and Hussein"

>“I ask people in China, Italy, Iran and other high-risk countries to go to the shrine of the Imam. Check them in this square after they’ve left the shrine - if they haven’t recovered [from #coronavirus], slaughter all of us,” a pilgrim said.

Iraqis found the cure for Coronachan guys. Everyone in the civilized western world should visit mami Hussein and mami Ali for keks... I mean for cures.

twitter.com/RudawEnglish/status/1241748972508610561

HOLY SHIT
New York's governor just warned that coronavirus closures could last for as long as 9 months, and up to 80% of the population might get the virus

Doing God's work

Why don't they just mass-produce it and declare the happening over ?

Vaccine =/= treatment

It's time to stop making these threads. Open a window. Get some fresh air. Breathe.

Let's take a look at why this virus is a nothingburger.

First off:
I know you think you know everything about Virology but you just don't.
Look up the Dunning-Kruger effect, these threads are a prime example.

Secondly:
Look at the Diamond Princess.
>712 infected, 8 dead
That's a 1.12% death rate, mirroring Influenza.
Now let's see what's happening in Italy:
>99.2% of the deaths had pexisting conditions.
>0% chance of dying if you're under 40

The vast majority of posters here will be perfectly fine. Just don't visit grandma for a few weeks.
This isn't going to kill us all. Just relax before the stress kills you. You need to relax.

This virus will not do substantial damage, It can't. There is a mountain of evidence to prove that.
It's time to leave this thread, leave this site and leave your computer. The snow will be gone in the summer.

It's time for you to move on.

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Right....

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Because the US is garbage at counting cases. Many cases get reported twice.

Apparently not, as it's already approved for rheumatic arthritis, lupus, malaria, etc. So the bureaucracy should be easier. Also faster, considering it's a crisis.

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oh wow, I had that for like 2 days.

YOU DIDN'T LISTEN

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Post it when it's done.

Freshen up my pasta ya bitch!

The S strain killed a shit ton of chinks in January
The L strain appeared in February after chinks tried to treat the S strain with HIV antivirals

germany, that's your solution to everything.

post link faggot

> Deaths: 12,000
We are already at 14,611
worldometers.info/coronavirus/

Someone wanted a ebola chan one, another user wanted a ebolaxCoronaXanon one, some user wanted a cuddle on the main story. It's getting out of hand now with how fast these threads move. I may have to postpone two of the three

PATJEET NOOOOOOOOO

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Holy fuck, we're really podracing now

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is this real, when did they start doing this?

Guys I’ve had a weird pressure on my chest and there’s an irritation on the lower part of my throat for the past few days but no signs of a fever or worse symptoms. Do I have it? I thought symptoms show up rapidly after the incubation period but this is going really slow.

...and that's a good thing

I've been living like that for like 4 months as a final year uni student

Where the fuck is the president jesus christ

Is Trump a fucking drug dealer? The press session was supposed to start over 45 minutes ago.

Poor bastard. RIP.

/cvg/ china virus general

全てはチャンスだで!

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>meme flag

kys nigger

oops I meant to say 20000

CAN ANY SWEDE GIVE AN UPDATE ON WHAT YOUR PRIME MINISTER SAID? WAS IT ANYTHING SERIOUS OR WHAT

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Seems they're literally woriking on that right now. The next few weeks will decide, based on what happens on mass scale when widely administred.

Bigly. The term you’re looking for is “fucked bigly.”

Well it is Sunday, on Sundays I cruise hookers.

Here you have it German

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Same, actually. Been coughing semi regularly and the occasional sneeze. Chest tightens a little more every day. Constant fatigue, even when I do nothing but sleep. Yet somehow, it won't go into stage 2.

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Chinas phone subs dropped 15 mil, anyone got the article link?

Gas station and Tim's employee tested positive for the virus. If you visited 11980 Hurontario Street Petro canada during march you're infected and should self quarantine.

The person most likely infected a truck driver doing his tim delivery rounds, those drivers deliver to multiple stores a day. Avoid tim hortons and if you've ordered a cofee the past couple weeks you're bonked.

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They estimate fatality rate for regular seasonal flu at 0.1% and 0.03% of Swine, but if you look at the data for recent seasonal flu epidemics most fatalities come from A(H1N1)pdm09 strains. Really makes you think.

You already killed 1604 people today, Chang

>sweden
>serious

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lol yeah, they've been doing it for a month now. It's bad over there with the tp. They fell for the meme hard. 2 guards for every store iirc.

Fuck this Boomer, its the S.E.A. fucking meme again

Absolute Cope

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we will have more than that, also, im gonna crooooooshh

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kek

I know. I would fucking take the treatment nowadays, than a vaccine developed by Jiu, Liu and Patel and manufactured in Delhi with contaminated Chinese materials.

Apart century old vaccines, most of the new ones are scourge. Especially the cocktails of 6+.

Good for you, mate. I'm in second year..

>REEEEE KILL YOURSELF BECAUSE OF A 2X2 FLAG IN THE TOP LEFT OF YOUR POST!!!!
Autistic freak.

What were our choices? Nuke China? Kill all horseshoe bats? Ban exotic animal consumption?

>3 new deaths in MA today
source?

Need an image of Corona-chan riding on top while choking the viewer out.

Fucking normie trash. Those are the people that would be first to make fun of you if you told them to stock just few weeks ago. First to make fun of and first to panic.
Is there a feasible way to protect yourself from those nigger hordes? Especially if you are near urban center even guns will hardly help if you are alone.

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"many of us have to say goodbyes to our loved ones" -- and still zero actions

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>if they haven’t recovered [from #coronavirus], slaughter all of us,
Don't tell me that twice you mudshit, you'll regret that.

>Nuke China?
Yes.

NO SOURCE
NO CREDIT

Probably couldn't afford to pay their bills anymore, Chinese corporations are ruthless

$50 bet it's a punjabi visa worker

>have a basement that i've kept stocked for 10+ years now
>lots of pickled veggies and preserved fruits
>almost 500 canned items
>water filtration system and my property has a aquifer under it
>All the toilet paper a panicking boomer could ever dream of
>people always made fun of me for having safety supplies
>virus breaks out
>everyone is fighting for scraps in stores and are blowing their life savings on toilet paper
>relaxing comfortably with my stash that I won't even make a dent in
>friends and neighbors have already reluctantly approached me
>meekly comment on my stash because they cant get their poopie paper
>smile and say, "Yea, my stupid stash is pretty great, isn't it?"
>shut the door on each and every one of them
>use the doorbell cam to look at their faces
>all of them have the last bit of hope drain from their eyes as fear fully overtakes them when they realize I won't share
Feels good man.

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he said that people should be prepared to say last goodbyes for their lovedones. bretty grim.

>can't even into memes

neck yourself

Fuck... Yas Forums i quited smoking 3 days ago and its fucking hard to hold this, but i belive in my strong will

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can ontarioan leafs go outside? i havent been outside in weeks

Feels like a marathon this weekend, I prefer comfy naps now and then.

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In the NY update today, Cuomo stated that 40-80% of New York will get the disease, and estimated that the curve wouldn't die down for either 4, 6, and even up to 9 months.

I'm pretty comfty. Only 1 case in my region.

Yeah it's called not being a commie shithole and reporting honestly

yeah i dont see any threads for it so i assume it wasnt, like usual.

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atleast partially cause one of the oldest populations.

glassdoor.com/Salaries/lab-assistant-salary-SRCH_KO0,13.htm
>$14/hr
>$15/hr
>$12/hr
>$9/hr
>$8/hr
Seems like minimum wage in the US.

msn.com/en-us/health/medical/3-more-coronavirus-deaths-in-massachusetts-121-new-coronavirus-cases-dph/ar-BB11y9Uu

Oy vey

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Loved ones will die, talk about solidarity and sacrifice, new measures could come hard and fast. That about sums it up.

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What happened with the country list?

That is if people want me to keep going at all

If someone dies after being 'cured', I guess it's not a cure then lol

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HAHAHA WHATS UP WITH TENNESSEE?

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>then I went on 4chans to post lololol

fuck it sounds NYC will be italy tier.

Do it for Italy

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At a brampton gas station? You're betting too low.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_Rite

33rd degree Freemason?

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>maduro looking stressed out and sniffing on national broadcast
it's all over.

i feel bad for true swedes. their government cares more about niggers, isis refugees and their economy than their own people dying.

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but they're right. new jersey shithole state.

>REEEEEE KILL YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU THINK IM RETARDED FOR BEING RETARDED
Autistic freak.

Remember not to fall for confirmation bias. Of course numbers are going to go up now that people are being tested.
You can not be counted if no one is counting. Unless you are the average death age of 78.5 or have an underlying condition like obesity you are going to be fine. Please calm the fuck down.
Keep up the good fight Hardy.
palmbeachpost.com/news/20200320/watch-coronavirus-florida-lake-worth-beach-meeting-gets-ugly-and-heated-about-emergency-powers

you can't, I unironically think we have the lowest average IQ in the world

This was fun before it directly impacted my life, everywhere is fuckin closed and I'm getting bored.

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the government is doing their best

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Above Italy

Someone redpill me on adrenochrome and the white rabbit conspiracy.

Last night it was so comfy to hear rain hit my window, now there isn't even sound of the wind.

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Its always stuck...

kek
Strikes a good resemblance to gentle from bnha...

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If they forbid something, war inside the country would start right away

wasnt released on purpose?
wonder if all that white fog the chinks were spraying everywhere was the S strain

ignoring quarantines
just like based retards should be if this happening is to be accelerated
may chaos reign

what are you some normie? who cares if things are closed

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it's a little late. it takes years for your lungs to heal.

33 is a special number for the global pedo masons because it looks like puffy vulva

so basically hes sticking with his stubborn ways and would rather you guys die than ruin the economy. got it.

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hope your armed, those hopeless faggots will become desperate faggots very soon.

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Wait for the next phase you lazy faggot

>brampton
little Chandigarh
Bramritsar

Publix is hiring. How much would it take for you to get off Obamabux and work there?

how do we prove China is lying

and if they are lying, what's the true death count? Is it still rising. It doesn't make sense for Italy's to be rising so high, yet China's has stopped completely. It just doesn't make sense.

m-mommy gib braps

This is only the beginning.

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show flag nigger

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Yeah we're fucked

I hope you got guns user, it doesn't take long for some hothead husband or desperate boomer to start demanding shit. If this gets worse, true human nature takes over.
>t retail user working at the only place with tp in town that has had to deal with this shit

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Link?

Keep tabs on whom tries to use this clusterfuck for a sneaky win lads. Watch the echo.

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Threads today have being very low quality. Shame

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Cancerous normie identified.

Thank you

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I guess the "interim president" will have to step in

>live in sodom
>die in agony

Confirmed cases will be over 600k

>their own people
citation needed, Sweden is ruled by crypto-kikes

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Close enough but I'm not much for that design. I wish I was talented enough to draw.

> *ahem*

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is ontario in lockdown or nah

first rule: dont tell people your prepped
second rule: dont get raided

Tomorrow is going to be a fun day. Dow Jones will be going down harder than the USA SARS2 cases is going up.

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Trumpy's almost an hour late, gents.
What's he doing?
Seengs - The opposite of whatever you say
Doobs - It's only half the truth
Traps - Trump will say this as his excuse during the conference
Quaids - 100% TRUCE
Queents - Doesn't fucking matter. We'll all be dead soon

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No theres a legit problem. Kentucky has tested more lol

Using a memeflag

Guys i have about 20+ years of Epi-pens. How do I make them into adrenochrome to sell to the elites for big bucks?

>Threads today have being very low quality.
There is nothing left to say really, these threads are mainly just people waiting for daily updates on number of deaths now and shitposting outside of that time

nah

Tom Hanks’ son, Chet Hanks, admits to human sacrifice, eating pineal glands, and being in the Illuminati and sums it up by threatening those “who talk shit about his family” to be sent to FEMA camps.

twitter.com/BrangusJimmy/status/1241149187921756163

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i wonder if the public will do anything when they realize how bad it is. they might go silently in to night.

gonzo journalism, go there and really experience it.

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if true then its our own fault
we sat on our asses and let them do this.
all because we were comfortable

End of the week, so, March 29?

There will be 900k cases by next Sunday. 20k deaths minimum, could be 25k. Dow will be at 15k points, best case scenario. Could end as low as 13k.

Pray for pasta qt3.14

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Had to help Pence get rid of a dead hooker

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...

so i can go for walks and shit?

they better go hug more asians

Not only that but there were early reports that the virus infected every single city in China. There’s no fucking way only 80k were infected in a country of over 1 bill people

He said nothing of importance, just telling people to prepare for the worst. Prepare to say goodbye to people close to you.

nothing good.

it's not /x/ material if the nigger outright admitted it.

do you have propane gasoline and alchohol, you are going to need it to blow that place sky high once the raiders break in and want to steal all your shit
if they are going to kill you anyways might as well take down a few sons of bitches with you eh?

My daughter spent one night in the ER getting a few tests and a bottle of IV.
$22k

So $34k seems low for what that probably involved.

What's the verdict on MUH LOCKDOWN?

Good or Bad?

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That's pretty metal ngl

This thread is literally trash now. Republicans in congress are literally about to lose majority in the senate due to the virus and nothing about it in this thread. Fucking losers

eating pussy

A nice hospital that plebs can never get accepted to?
The hospitals that are decent would only take millionaires at this point anyway.
The billionaires are also in the same category.
The ones that own power beyond wealth will have their own ICU's in their own lands...
For instance, the banking family cartel...
If you think they didnt prep ahead and pay for entire educations of the worlds Dr's for the best Uni's in advance of this, you are nuts.

I can't believe we are still getting new countries. Now there's 30 countries left. 10 are Pacific nations, 13 are in Africa, 6 in Asia and Belize.

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>Wein
he's been ventilated

Is raining. I love the sound too, did not rained last autumn much nor this spring. No comfy glass of vodka though.

Getting propped up with steroids and tons of make up so no one realizes the extend of his chinese flu deterioration.

Yeah I just came back from a walk.
Some stores and restaurants are closed, but that's it.

actually, you're right. this might be a good thing for them in the long run. less niggers and jews doesnt sound like a bad idea.

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Back in January I said I'd pile in if the Dow hit 15k. lol I'm not touching it until at least 12. And then only blue chip dividend payers.

i've been smoking 2 years only 3-5 cigs a day, i'm still young and doing workout so maybe it's not that bad already

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>brrr.money/
>brrr.money/

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this. medical debt will be the lasting happening for americans

pretty good deal, what hospital was that?

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I'm finding people almost blaming me because I tried to warn them.

god bless this poster

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thanks user

I think you want the latin american Yas Forums

>>/que/ or >>>/jajaja/

If this is true, we should just glass China anyway, as a final Fuck You!

Jesus Christ what the fuck is the president doing?

Merkel is dead

>NOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST DO WHATEVER YOU WANT DON'T YOU REALIZE I'M OLD REEEEEE

hyped for this

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Getting pretty nervous, bros. Anxious and paranoid about older family members getting it. If I lost my mother I’d give up completely. God I hate the chinese

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Medical debt + student debt

How will you recover?

Corona-chan made this happen

The world caught up to Yas Forums, thats all that happened. Be happy you are a month ahead of the herd.

Peak was prepper time early to mid Feb

It is strongly suggested to stay inside unless you have to go out, but no one's really doing that. Just stay away from people as much as you can.

I know which one you want, but I haven't save that one

>schizo qtards threaten your family and keep shitposting on you+your father's instagram
>look what they're into
>muh adrenochrome muh pineal gland
>make a video ironically talking about their insane beliefs
>qtards can't into irony and think it's an admission of guilt

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what, this is for the american senate twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1241836900006141955

don't give me hope

Talking to the White House psychiatrist to get on HRT as he's finally accepted his gender identity and is ready to become the first female president.

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The cost for 10 illegals / welfare recipients treatment included. Solidarity is a beautiful thing, isn't it?

pastebin.com/J5dtAKZm

Alright im out, I'll be back later when the coomers are on