Why don't you buy towel paper and use it as toilet paper?

Clogs the toilet ya dumb dumb

you don't flush this down pipes bruh

You can but cut it into 1/4 sections so you don't clogs your septic system up.

Because people aren't smart enough to tear it into smaller pieces and will end up clogging their toilets.

It doesn't break down in the same way that toilet paper does in a septic tank.

My mom bought us a supply yesterday.

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I managed to grab a box of tissues

>all these idiots complaining about clogging pipes
Just throw it in the trash like a normal human being.

3 reasons:
1. I already stocked up on supplies weeks ago, TP included
2. There is no shortage in my area.
3. I don't expect a shortage in my area beyond a possible minor delay.

Those were out of stock too along with toilet paper LAST WEEK when there was a shortage. There isn’t one anymore

Go back to Mexico

I've decided to become a shower shiter. Problem solved

Some of us first worlders have indoor plumbing and paper towel isn't designed to disintegrate in water. It clogs the pipes.

Hop into the freaking shower

Because kitchen paper towels are ALSO GONE. I've gone back to using cloth in the kitchen actually, wash it after every use tho.

napkins, paper towels, sanitary wipes, tampons, maxipads, strips of tshirt, anything that's not toilet paper will fuck up the sewer lines and pumps.

youtu.be/uTAC2f37SL0

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I bought a big case of paper towels right before the national emergency was declared. I still have several TP rolls which should last me two months, but worst case scenario, I can wipe with paper towels, throw them in a trashcan like a Mexican, and then throw the bags away. I have like 200 plastic grocery bags at home as well.

chad sandpaper here

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>Why don't you buy towel paper and use it as toilet paper?
>A plumber was behind this post

Just use your hand

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Try Lysol wipes

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It’s unfuckingreal isn’t it? I found some at CVS also ordered from Lowe’s online.
t. North Phoenix.

Tucson here.. we have been out as well, though I haven't been to stores for a bit since I prepped

Tits or gtfo

literally negative iq post

Your gonna fuck your pipes up you stupid gypsy.

I haven’t seen toilet paper in shops for 3 weeks ,kicking myself for not stocking up I never expected it to be the first thing to go ,still have enough for a few weeks though

>Flag checks out

This. I use it sometimes and no problem. It even has to go through a sewer pumping system.

Bummer dude.. I ran to the store and bought some the second I heard of shortages elsewhere in the world

This will guaranteed make shit flow up into your house.

t. Once used paper towels in the toilet

As a Mexican I never found out that toilet paper was meant to be flushed until I went to college. Now that I'm back home I flush it down the toilet but one time I forgot to flush and my mom saw it and got so fucking mad that I was going to mess up the pipes and all this crap. Still pisses me off because every time the toilet gets clogged because of a FAT shit she immediately gets ultra angry accusing me of still flushing tp. Nothing I can do to explain.

When I run out of TP and need to shit I just take the big knife and slice that towel and slice it into two rolls of TP.

The paper is almost the same. A towel is basically XL tp

Seattle here. I'm down to two rolls. I have no alternative but to go road warrior once I'm out. You hear that governor?

It creates mustard gas

He's right tho here is a tutorial youtu.be/dKkryfdtMNQ

Because I have a bidet

why aren't people just using the toilet paper they stocked up on months ago?

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Yeah, nothing plumbers want more now than to come to your home and unclog the pipes.

It irritates the asshole.

boomer idiot faggot

Do nothing. Just put on your underwear after you finish.

checked and truth

I'd think they'd be desensitized to it. The pull out the snake or whatever, use it to remove the clog, put the clog in a baggie, flush things to make sure it's good, then "That'll be $300 ma'am" for an hour of work.

They choose to be plumbers.

Doesn’t flush well
Why don’t you buy preparation h and use it for toothpaste

Paper towels do not dissolve in water like toilet paper does.

If you use anything besides TP to wipe you should throw it in the trash can. Then either empty the trash can into your garbage bin or burn it.

I get bored sometimes before I draw an ace and pull up prematurely. Especially when I’ve got a game on pause. Got lots of bog roll because I horde it but don’t use it.

300$ for that?

It clogs the toilets. The fucking absolute state of

Paper towel has wet strength and it will seriously clog your plumbing ---an expensive repair, if plumbers must dig.

I mean it's literally their fucking job, and those cocksuckers get paid like $50/hr to do it, so i don't see why they wouldn't want to.

This. American lavies are weak. Really you’d expect them to be the strongest in the world.

>sarcasm
Well why the fuck do they advertise to do it in the yellow pages then, ffs? checked.

Because that's how you clog your pipes and flood your house with sewage

It's the game theory.
When somebody begins to freak out and hoard you should as well all the idiots will leave you with nothing.

So you must outidiot them first.

Yes. Plumbers make stupid money. If you have to choose between shitting in the street or paying some fat dude $300 to fix your toilet, you're gonna pay it everytime unless you're a pajeet.