If you've studied maths at all you would know that there is always an exception to the rule, and I think a once in a century potentially worldwide depression inducing pandemic would qualify.
>no fucking vote on Blimpfbux yet >Turtle has delayed the Senate vote until 6 P.M. ET >ninety fries after the next Coronachan update w/ Blimpf & Pence @ 4:30 P.M. ET
IT'S A RACE AGAINST THE CLOCK, /ptg/...CAN TURTLE MITCH KICK IT INTO HIGH FUCKING GEAR AND MAKE IT HABBEN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
all these governors are complete niggers, parroting and copying each other's decisions because they want to look busy >won't post data about recoveries >no bodies in the streets, despite shills insisting >shut down everything via """"orders"""" >no way to actually enforce said """"orders"""" >purposefully vague so they can't be removed/shot for abusing people's God-given rights >meanwhile economies go to shit >will scream ORANGE MAN BAD to cover their mistakes
chink flu is 99% harmless but the response has made biological warfare the deadliest threat to the US. China will just pump out some penguin-soup sniffles every year and laugh as the western world shits itself in panic
Alexander Baker
>republicans cry about spending money on pesky things like healthcare for 8 years >hand corporations and banks a check for 2 trillion >magapedes support this
whatever, pelosi and the sandniggers her father or whoever tried to bring in are the browning of America it's just the shades of brown darken with every generation
Easton Scott
wanna avoid much problems in life? fix your nutrition.
Reposting # >Otherwise, managing their balance sheets would be needlessly onerous. So it's basically a 0 interest payday loan but for banks because they would be mildly inconvenienced. Goyim have to pay 50% interest for the same service.
>As long as Congress authorizes it, the Treasury Department can issue as much debt as it needs to pay the nation’s bills. It does this by selling Treasury bonds to investors — foreign governments, banks, mutual funds, and many others who want to keep their money in a safe place. As long as investors keep buying American debt, the U.S. can keep selling it. I'm going to buy Treasury bonds in the upcoming weeks so the Feds can pay me back for the next 50 years and neets can buy indie games oh boy this economy
>if you studied math at all you know there would always be an exception to the rule i have studied a shitton of math and i know that is the final refuge of someone who has no basis behind what he is saying >this is NOTHING like what we have ever seen before! so is every crisis, but the laws of economics, physics, thermodynamics, rates, etc. do not magically disappear because people are in a panic. not only that, it's still missing the point >if someone cannot support themselves, they do not deserve to be saved from their incompetence that's how you end up with a society of degenerate wastes of life. those who do not work will not eat
China is playing us for fools. Making us panic over bullshit. >lol let's get rid of our sockpuppet internet farm and retarded Westerners will think 20 million+ died out of the blue They are laughing all the way to the bank
the "deeznutz" meme was getting less popular and so the "bofa" meme showed up >hey do you got any bofa >whats bofa >both of these nuts bwahahaha niggers were a mistake!
Ohio's Gov DeWine has little-man complex. Ohio has only 247 cases (~12 million people in the State) and only 1 death where there was the virus in the body (that person was elderly and had major underlying issues, battling pneumonia). That works out to 0.002% Infected AND 0.00000833% dead What a fucking cuck
Juan Allen
what the fuck is that uri
Charles Johnson
gross
Charles Ramirez
government can't have a restrained response. they only get punished for failing to act. they will drag this out for a year, minimum
Austin Lewis
>no David >no Joseph
Ayden Jones
Do you know what? I thought she was sucking something. kek.
John Butler
But that's why (((landlords))) are getting uppity. >i need muh rent because i have to pay taxes and utilities
he trusted a public health official who can't do math she "guesstimates"
Camden Wilson
That's right.
Colton Bell
They'll end up hammering out a deal where they'll go with those who've filed in at least the last two years, and it's likely the checks will be higher than $1,200 for individuals and higher than $500 for children
If it's one check, I'm betting it'll be considerably higher than $1,200...or maybe they'll split it into two checks for now
But yeah, I think they'll cap it for households earning between $75,000 and $100,000 a year
Let's put one down the back of our throats for dystopia!!! YEAH!!! YES YES YES! SO FUCKING COOL!
Maybe Taylor Swift will write another song about me on Twitter after I get banned by corporate jihad.. Maybe she'll make more plans that never come true again, like "us on a ski-lift" LIKE SHE DID LAST MONTH and MAYBE THERE WILL BE AN ORGY AT BOHEMIAN GROVE TO SEAL THE ORGY SPELLS AND THEN DRAKE WILL FINGER FUCK AN OWL AND RAP MORE ABOUT HOW CLOSE PEOPLE ARE WATCHING AND RUNNING ALL THAT GANGSTA SHIT IN CARMEL, INDIANA, 40 minutes from my hometown in Lafayette, Indiana cuz "Scarlett road" and Miley Cyrus on Charlie's brown angels and Kobe Bryant murders and Michael Jordan og GANGSTA shit nigga wut ?? I don't know nothing about that shit, BUT! I DO KNOW IT'S SOME BAD SHIT NIGGA AND YOU NEED TO SLOW DOWN ON IT CUZ, SPIRIT COOKING AND GLOBAL WARMING AND PEDOGATE WITCHCRAFT IS SO 2016 nigga, they gonna get your number, A.I. LISTENS TO EVERYTHING AND A HITSQUAD TEAM IS GONNA ASSEMBLE FOR YOU WHEN LITTLE DUDE IN A CUBICLE IN LANGLEY VIRGINIA GETS A POP-UP AND HAS TO SEND ANTS SANTA CLAUSE TO YOUR DAMN HOUSE WITH A SYRINGE FULL OF CORONA FOR ALL THAT BAD SHIT YOU DO NIGGA
>the laws of economics, physics, thermodynamics, rates, etc. do not magically disappear because people are in a panic Then you must be unfamiliar with the observer effect. Sounds like you swallowed the blackpill pretty hard too.
I remember when she told that story and I thought it was one of the saddest things I'd ever heard. I wonder how she fails to see how she's psychologically fucked up her grandkid like that, to the point he hates himself.
Jonathan Richardson
her face looks too much like her dad
Jaxon Reed
NEETs u will get spit on for being unMAGA
>guise damnald fuckmpf did me thing eeee im a gay retard
I would say it looks like everyone will get some form of gibs out of this bill other than NEETs who've been NEETs for at least the past two years
Blimpf and the GOP won't take kindly to NEETs who'd rather sit @ home than take a wagie in cagie job
Oliver Hughes
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Pilpul and a complete lack of regard for your fellow man. I don't know why they call you fedora when it should be yarmulke you fucking kike. But that wouldn't be true because at least a yid would've lied to me, you're just being a rotten cunt for giggles. How sad
Anthony Morris
Why the fuck do you come here Luke, you got to have better things to do.
Dominic Davis
I wouldn't doubt it if they screw single filers. Probably will implement a bachelor tax too.
Thomas Brooks
been waiting since Reagan, It's gonna come down to bayonets in my old ass lifetime and i got my old ass dad's wwii trophy and half a ton of ammo
Maybe we can invent a coaster of some kind to get bodies in the ovens more quickly
Mason Rodriguez
top kek now we're just getting into idiocy at the end of the day, what is happening is there are people that are suffering as a result of economic downturn, and do not understand that that is normal during an economic downturn - the specific instances of the scenario do not change the fact that a crash occurred and they find themselves unable to support themselves. any excuses about how they can't possibly work fail in the face of the numerous people out there still working in spite of things. in a way, they've been let go so subtly they don't even realize it they want to be bailed out from hardship, and are resorting either to self-destructive moral appeals for aid or fabricating voodoo economics to justify themselves. i don't subscribe to their morals nor fall for their sleights of hand. they will work or they will suffer, because i certainly do not care about them if they are not working, and they do not need aid if they are the fact that it is also a shitty economic policy is just icing on the cake
>Amerilards created Corona in Fort Detrick. >let this shit escape, panicked and then scattered this crap through the Silk Road to blame China >did the same thing with the Spanish Flu, that was in fact amerikan. Their media created the name Spanish Flu to blame Spain for their shit. >The first official cases of the 1918 Spanish flu pandemic were recorded at the U.S. Army’s Camp Funston, Kansas, where this emergency influenza ward held treated patients.
Jordan Reed
They might be attempting to white pill us so we don't campaign for Trump so hard. A simple placation to demotivate us.
Tyler King
thank god i did my 2019 taxes early this year! now i qualify for mcconnell money.
Nolan Sanchez
Trump saying he put into effect the Defense Production Act, head of FEMA says it's not in effect. It just keeps getting worse for Trump. How do you fuck that up. What the fuck is going on?
Jacob Perry
They aren't reporting as negative things on trump anymore, because the media would look like they want the corona virus to crash the economy and kill millions (they do)
Josiah Walker
People are telling me that they are being told that these lockdown conditions are going last longer than earlier April, some saying that it could be like this for the rest of the YEAR. How are people expected to go without working for so long even if that were true and who the hell is tell people it is going to last longer? I fucking have a job interview on hold and I don't even know if the job will be available after this shit ends.
