Who else is in /comfy/ town? I get to work from home this next week and still get my Trumpbux. I decided to invest $500 in the stocks and hoping by summer I made a good decision.
NEETS DON'T WORRY ABOUT NIT GETTING GIBS YOUR HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD WILL GET 600FOR CLAIMING YOU AS A DEPENDENT
Christopher Parker
I'm a little worried about my future financial situation, but I have a gf, $500 and a fat bag of weed, so I'm just treating this like a well-earned vacation.
Reminder that this thread is pro-coronavirus and has people who get upset when you aggressively fight coronavirus, because they want it to spread and they want people to die. People like you.
salsa, cheese, french onion, artichoke?? which dip?
Ryan Clark
i don't think you understand where my opposition to welfare comes from, according to every proposal i've seen so far i would get the maximum amount aside from children dependencies i'm not opposed to it from the standpoint that i'm jealous, i'm opposed to it because it's shitty economics that won't work and promotes coddling worthless people
He didn't lose part of his lung iirc, it was just a bunch of broken ribs and (maybe) a small pneumothorax...forget exactly. But I don't think he had part removed. Regardless, hope he'll pull through good. We need him.
What are you gonna do with your one time payment of $600? I think I'm gonna blow mine on part of my rent and ramen
Jacob Ramirez
>bill helps industries that are hurt by this >bill does not hand out money to industries that are highly profitable because of this what's hard to understand about that.
Jonathan Lee
I hope so - I just graduated college so I was a dependent before and am looking for work
Cash is exchanged for a bond for 24 hours then traded back, no new dollars are created.
Aaron Rogers
Yes, he posted this the day after Trump said "China virus" which was two days after all schools closed nationwide
Nicholas Adams
Wait. I made 4200 in 2017, and 5000 in 2018, imma just get a fucking tax credit..?
Connor Hughes
MAGA & Love Corona Chan! The chinese Corona virus is anti-semitic! 6 gorillion jews infected wrold wide. Some have been infected 12 times at six different locations.
>he said, knowing his internet gf(m) is also a stoner lmao eat my ass jannie nigger, why don't you go report me again for mocking your internet gf(m) you beta orbiting simp cuck faggot
yeah, nah, let corona-chan deal with the non-huwhites
Ethan Thomas
Nothing has passed
Jack Taylor
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Samuel Carter
I'd like 2000 as an initial payment, and additional as needed. Fuck these guys who take my fucking money and give it to corporations with no strings attached.
Andrew Lopez
seems like you have huggers derangement syndrome >point out you are doodweed degenerate >B-B-BUT HUGGERS IS ONE TOO i mean the doodweed explains the low intelligence and communist tendencies but still
Did that get taken out again later? Talks haven't ended yet.
Matthew Allen
>"ORANGE MAN BAD! IMPEACH NOW!" >China releases carnivorous, gets fucked >Trump: "That's not good, China travel ban" >"ORANGE MAN BAD! ORANGE MAN RACIST!" >carnivorous spreads >Trump: "That's no good, travel ban to affected areas," >"ORANGE MAN BAD! ORANGE MAN RACECAR!" >carnivorous spreads everywhere, including America's major cities >Trump: "That's no good, everyone try to stay home and not spread this around so fast," >"ORANGE MAN BAD! ORANGE MAN NEVER DID ANYTHING! ORANGE MAN DUMB! ORANGE MAN MADE VIRUS IN HIS KITCHEN AND MAILED IT TO CHINA!" What am I missing here?
I’ll repeat this because it is important: > globalism died on February 20, 2020 And it has nothing to do with Coronachan road trip to the west but with global loss of confidence in the Chinese ability to be the cornerstone of the supply chain of every country.
1929? Banks and factories lost all their money on gambling and could fund their factories, get or give loans. Solution? Make work jobs and BRRRRRRR goes the printer to solve the liquid crisis 2020? The problem is structural, the whole services industry is leveraged on money coming from the actual productive sectors of the economy (energy, primary and secondary industry) and these are entirely dependent on foreign actors. The solution will go through restoring American industrial capacity and, while USMCA is a huge step on that direction “force decoupling” from China added a whole new urgency in the whole thing
Bottom line: there is no bottom for the market until either companies start restoring or they get bailed out at huge cost for the state (or both)
>up to $1200 so, significantly less for people that make less than 75k. Also whats 1200 going to do for someone who normally pulls 6k a month? (or 75 a year)
>tax credit >Trump isn’t giving checks to NEETs NIGGERS JUST TONGUE MY ANUS >tax credit >Trump isn’t giving checks to NEETs NIGGERS JUST TONGUE MY ANUS >tax credit >Trump isn’t giving checks to NEETs NIGGERS JUST TONGUE MY ANUS >tax credit >Trump isn’t giving checks to NEETs NIGGERS JUST TONGUE MY ANUS >tax credit >Trump isn’t giving checks to NEETs NIGGERS JUST TONGUE MY ANUS >tax credit >Trump isn’t giving checks to NEETs NIGGERS JUST TONGUE MY ANUS >tax credit >Trump isn’t giving checks to NEETs NIGGERS JUST TONGUE MY ANUS >tax credit >Trump isn’t giving checks to NEETs NIGGERS JUST TONGUE MY ANUS >tax credit >Trump isn’t giving checks to NEETs NIGGERS JUST TONGUE MY ANUS >tax credit >Trump isn’t giving checks to NEETs NIGGERS JUST TONGUE MY ANUS >tax credit >Trump isn’t giving checks to NEETs NIGGERS JUST TONGUE MY ANUS >tax credit >Trump isn’t giving checks to NEETs NIGGERS JUST TONGUE MY ANUS >tax credit >Trump isn’t giving checks to NEETs NIGGERS JUST TONGUE MY ANUS >tax credit >Trump isn’t giving checks to NEETs NIGGERS JUST TONGUE MY ANUS >tax credit >Trump isn’t giving checks to NEETs NIGGERS JUST TONGUE MY ANUS
I hope it gets so bad we get to see politicians getting shot
Sebastian Perez
You forgot the most recent one. >Trump asks Congress to give emergency relief to Americans impacted by the shutdowns, correctly asserting that preparing for the entire economy to fucking vanish for three months was not in most people's threat models >"REEEEEEEE ORANGE MAN BAD THAT'S NOT GOOD FOR YOU GOYIM STOP THAT NOW NOW NOW NOW"
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger >be Pompeo >wake up >your country is in financial panic >start drafting war plans for Israel Tell me again, who will lend all this money to the US Treasury and to the European Union? To curb this pandemic that only kills the old and ill
I'm thinking of sheltering young women who were evicted from their apartments.
Where do I find them?
Joseph Peterson
thats not what the post said. it said UP TO $1200 for anyone making under 75k.
I understand the bill is changing a lot, so who knows what the final version says, but it does not currently guarantee 1200, it currently guarantees 600-1200 depending on how much you normally make
I like how quickly they got the corporate bailout out there. No squabbling over verbiage or anything.
Chase Reyes
Where can i read about this? I haven't seen anything like that.
Lmao
>It gave the money to banks, but the banks sat on the funds instead of lending them out. Banks used the funds to triple their stock prices through dividends and stock buybacks. In 2009, they had their most profitable year ever. So basically the Fed poofs money out of nowhere to give to the banks to cover the cost of their parasitic operations and then tells tax payers to cover it while the banks run off with the money?
