a "thumbs up" emoji is the best his staff could do. no current picture/video etc. Biden has the virus or is under arrest. either way, we won't see him for a while. Let's pay tribute to Sleepy
BIDEN IS DEAD OR IN GITMO
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Connor Ramirez
Joe is in the big 30330 in the sky
Jace Roberts
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tweet is till live. check out the tweets underneath no one is buying it!
Jordan Bell
Bernie supporters currently losing their minds over the "thumbs up" emoji lmaoooooo
Christopher Butler
rip sleeperman joe
Jayden Gutierrez
it's 2016 all over again! part of me feels like trump has the deep state dead to rights and is forcing Joe to run just to keep us entertained. dems last hope is literally pic related
Jose Garcia
t. schizo qtard
Joshua Rodriguez
t. actually believed the Russia collusion conspiracy theory
Samuel Mitchell
checked. if Biden has the Wuhan Virus, would it even be noticeable? he's been slurring for the past year. what would Sick Sleepy even look like?
Brandon James
when will you guys realize all of the elites testing 'positive' is them getting heat from the feds?
Samuel Rodriguez
Sean Payton?
Isaac Hill
i am open to every possibility good sir. here's his official excuse lol
Bentley Young
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Luke Nelson
Wait, what?
He's renovating?
Adrian Bennett
wheres the joe pedo
Ryan James
it would be hysterical if Sleepy is still alive and ignoring calls for him to stream live and instead shows up on a d list rappers' instagram and posts this
Cameron Wood
Who becomes their candidate if he dies?
Anthony Martinez
BAHAHAHA IM SORRY WHAT? THATS THE BEST FUCKING EXCUSE THEY GOT?
Nolan Miller
Renovating like Epstein renovated his islands basements.
Elijah Lee
this is his Virginia home lol high ceilings my ass
Jason Hernandez
Rare merchant
Connor White
Biden probably died of Alzheimer's dementia weeks ago. He'll leave a concession speech giving all his delegates to Kamala Harris and she'll be the nominee.
Nathan Jackson
fuckin glass ceilings
Carson Cooper
Hillary would be the obvious choice if they could frame it as a emergency under cover of a sudden Biden "death". they could frame it as "this is life or death" im just spitballing here
Kayden Garcia
Yeah terrible lighting in that room!
Zachary Bailey
Silver Alert,
Joe Biden aka...
Caleb Kelly
If she does, I win £850. If she does and Michael Obama is on the ticket, I win £3000. Fucking praying JoePedo is actually dead.
Evan Morales
When was he last seen?
Nathaniel Bailey
this! what if this was the plan all along? holy shit this makes so much sense... fuck over Bernie and let Biden gracefully sundown and "yass queen" Harris
Josiah Cruz
Biden is in hiding, because there is an active plot by corona-infected Bernie bros to infect Biden, so Bernie could still win.
Brody Rogers
they put ol joe to sleep
sleepy sleepy joe
Cooper Rivera
Biden is dead
Jose Green
Hahaha, nice :)
Ayden Barnes
He's fine he's just trying out shopping for new onions to put on his belt, such is the style these days
Juan Wood
“Dealing with his home?”
He’s under house arrest
Adam Campbell
Hello? It's for you...
Charles Jenkins
checked again. how does this keep getting funnier? it's barely springtime and dems are fucked beyond belief
Jaxon Sanchez
There were actually well done versions out there bro it's not exactly an original joke.
Zachary White
Did someone save the leaked Biden positive corona test? Some user leaked it here a few days ago. Could be fake but i dunno....
Imagine the panic if the public found out Biden has it and could die. He was supposed to be the challenger to Trump. I think there is a decent chance they would hide the situation from the public.
Xavier Bailey
I'd have no trouble lighting that cunt's high ceilings. One flick of my zippo & a toss of a petrol bomb through is front window.
Sebastian Mitchell
>I can't speak to you all because my ceilings are too high in my mansion
Jose Jackson
Been wondering where they're hiding the old demented pedo. He's completely fallen off the map. Assumed they have him strapped to an IV, pumped full of experimental Alzheimer's and viral drugs.
Jaxson Edwards
Yeah this the one :))
Hunter Howard
Imagine being tasked with lighting that room, the horror.
Nathaniel Hall
With Bernie as old as he is you don't even have to change the title.
Samuel Hill
it's the opposite
> I can't speak to you because my ceilings aren't high enough
Blake Flores
I think we all know the answer to that one
Dominic Williams
>Fucking praying JoePedo is actually dead.
same
Jonathan Torres
Hurry before this gets bant!
Lincoln Watson
>J-just renovating guys
So they had to find a lookalike right?
Dylan Moore
No. The Dem leader now is Cuomo of NY. He's the new star. If Joe dies or bows out, it'll be Cuomo. He'll need a female veep from the Midwest, and that could be Klobuchar, Whitmer or the mayor of Chicago. Outside chance, Tammy Baldwin of Wis.--she's a lesbian like the Chicago mayor but she's white.
Thomas Roberts
how advanced is CGI/hologram tech nowadays? could they pull off a digital Biden on screen, avoiding public events bc of virus? he already looks a lot like max headroom
Ryder Campbell
Biden just wants his livestreams to have cinematic lighting, he truly is the kino candidate.
Ryder Richardson
Anyone think they are overpaying them based on that? *hand rubbing intensifies*
Jace Cruz
Yes. I agree with your assessment. If he has it now, there's panic behind the scenes.
Asher Perez
He really is pandering to niggers hard, huh? Lmao.
Camden Hall
Hes just hungry
Adam Bailey
Kayden Watson
i heard on the light rail sean payton had coronachan
Jason Gomez
wow, it's just like when Hillary Clinton and Obama were dead and/or arrested!
Easton Green
its a good strategy because he might lose favorability if he came out swinging at trump right now during a crisis
Gabriel Cox
dude, you have nooooo idea lmaoooo
Nathan Smith
there is no strategy or scenario where he has a single chance of defeating trump. the whole thing is a farce
Zachary King
checked. fucked up if true
Jordan Walker
Hillary Clinton getting pneumonia and hiding from swing states worked out well in 2016; they're hoping to capture some of that same magic in 2020.
Maybe Handsy Joe can regurgitate some green lung butter into a glass on camera, too. I showed that to my wife and she started dry heaving.
Angel Cooper
>listen here jack how do I lower my ceiling
Jaxon Clark
Lol