>Sadiq Khan cucked
dailymail.co.uk
>PM Johnson to give coronavirus briefing
bbc.co.uk
>Terminally ill woman dedicates life to hedgehogs
bbc.co.uk
Brit/pol/ - Cobracuck edition
Brandon Lee
Hunter Roberts
First for are Mozza
youtube.com
Matthew Moore
Corona is just part and parcel
Caleb Gomez
Why should I be bothered? Not like it’ll change anything
Colton Adams
>The latest figures for coronavirus-related deaths in England included a person as young as 18, the NHS says.
>In total 37 people with the virus died today in England, all in vulnerable groups including with underlying conditions.
>There were another seven in Wales, three in Scotland and one in Northern Ireland.
Deaths are lower. That's the only positive really.
kek
Henry Jones
It makes your lungs bleed, no immunity after 'recovery'
Kevin Long
COBRA Commander hates kahn.
James Cooper
why do people who've never fought or trained in their lives, ie, brit/pol/ posters think they know how to fight?
Parker Powell
looks like that 18 year old had an "underlying condition", but they won't say what it was. suspicious. very suspicious.
Caleb Gutierrez
he's gutted he can't attend those meetings and report the news himself to his Muslim Brotherhood handlers
Asher Evans
Are Dom is pretty based desu.
Lincoln Bailey
Literally just got a tickly cough after my din dins there
Tyler Turner
I watched John Wick twice, I dont think you want to f with me pal
Grayson Ward
your a reknown scooner
Angel Hughes
if a nonce seethes in the woods does he still make a thread?
Alexander Gray
I fought in ‘Nam m8 I’ll have you know.
Hudson Reyes
the underlying condition was he browsed Yas Forums
Blake Wilson
>anonymous sources
OH NO THOSE ALWAYS TURN OUT TO BE COMPLETELY ACCURATE
Ayden Harris
Who the fuck are you? Bet youre either fat or a fightlet. Noshow either way.
Kevin Miller
Might go and get a pizza and chips from the takeaway. Are we supposed to avoid doing this now?
Hudson Butler
>ll in vulnerable groups including with underlying conditions.
So, a nothing butty then.
Jeremiah Bennett
why these cunts never show there real faces in there profile pics.
David Jackson
Really love this song lads:
youtu.be
No, but seriously, don't allow government to patrol how long you walk outside.
David Barnes
i'd maul you
Luke Cruz
Evan Morgan
Why aren't they telling people to make masks even if we don't have enough? It's working for south korea. they aren't shutting everything down.
Levi Sanders
Lads. Taking suggestions for innovative ways to kill my self.
(You) me up
Jeremiah Reed
>Government: Only go out if absolutely necessary, stay apart from other people as much as possible
>All the retards the news are interviewing in the parks: THE INFORMATION THEY ARE GIVING ISN'T CLEAR
The average IQ in this country is at rock bottom isn't it?
Jordan Powell
Yes. You have 15 minutes per day to breathe some air else twitter mob will lynch you.
Christopher Torres
you get at least temporary imunnity, it is still being researched, it may depend on how strong your immune system is to start with
Jordan Sullivan
I’d maul your mamas fanny ye fookin cook
Gabriel Bell
go to Luton and start throwing bacon at mosques
Nathaniel Jackson
>lets virus kill white brits off
>can import cheaper labour from abroad
>white minority status achieved, elites now untouchable
Chase Allen
Post your face then
Thomas Parker
Become a sad fat alcoholic and set up a twitch stream.
Nathan Price
stay at home to save the NHS you disgusting sick people
Robert Jones
Tarrant or mair style
Jace Anderson
If there's one thing this crisis has made clear to me it's that the 'free society' is worthless. 90% of the mouthbreathing retards on reddit and twitter, forthing at the mouth about how the government want us all dead, should not be allowed to be online. Why should these retards be allowed a voice in the public square. Throw them in jail.
Jordan Peterson
I know its naughty but I took a train to see me mum for mothers day. I had to give her her yankee candles and prosecco. No more travelling after this. I'm sorry guys
Jose Nelson
Except the virus is also abroad and about to wreck Africa’s shit.
Ryan Reyes
thank you, apple
Parker Fisher
No. Go while you still can. Before the sad cunts here get a little bit of power and will tell on you.
Ethan Flores
put a bag over your head
Camden Cruz
no thanks gchq, twitter is a different kettle of fish
Camden Turner
you are going into the gulag, lad
Elijah Green
>mair
I don't think being framed by the authorities for something you didn't actually do to attempt to influence an election in favour of the powers that be is a great way to disappear, user.
Landon Bailey
making some tonfa out of broom handles
Justin Hill
anyone else adblocker not working on youtube?
Eli Brown
Is there a guide for making masks? I've got a sewing machine and a lot of free time now.
Noah Hall
Even if he was right and the black man will have the whip hand over the white man...how is that bad or weird? the reverse was true for centuries
Carter Scott
>It's different cuz I'm a woos
Cooper Hall
It won’t kill them all so dom will still have a nice pool to draw from
Cameron Taylor
mine's fine, though i do get this problem whenever i update/restart every so often
Michael Clark
>Been in an LDR with my Danish Mrs for several years now, planned to move in together full time in May
>Memevirus starts, her country shuts down, and she's advised not to leave as she's a key healthcare worker
>Boris is faffing about doing nothing, by the time her country comes out of lockdown we'll probably be only a bit into ours
>Won't see my Mrs for months or maybe a year now
Fuck Chinks, fuck Boris, and fuck you all.
Luke Foster
Do you have your Going Outside License?
Jose Baker
Sorry, but Twitter is just a goldmine of stupidity.
>oh no people aren't buying into this meme flu that the media is overhyping SHUT IT ALL DOWN CANCEL FUCKING EVERYTHING
Also, I hope whoever designed these fucking captchas dies of Corona.
Kevin Wood
ublock orgigin is where its at
Aaron Lee
Sadiq, about this Cobra meeting. It not quite as you imagine.
Ayden Myers
well i think i’ve done it
i think i’m peak spastic
m.twitch.tv
Samuel Moore
I’ve heard this before from some anons here, why do you consider him as a stooge?
Liam Richardson
Africa has so many horrible diseases some mild sinffiles isn't going to bother them
Brandon Reed
Yeah the twitter libertarians are just as bad too. We're already orwellian with our free speech laws, fuck it just go full East Germany at this point.
Angel Foster
You're the only race in human history that needed other people to invent a written language for you. That fact alone should explain to you why your subjugation was both just and good for you.
John Allen
the masks don't work. i've got a medical grade one and haven't worn it much
Eli Brooks
Get ublock m8.
Henry Lee
Friendly reminder to avoid infected beer
Henry Martinez
you'd do fuck all you incel
Dylan Cruz
I'm even more enthralled to see how much of a bubble twitter is.
Support for Boris and his government has never been higher. Can't wait to see the polls showing the collapse in support for Scottish independence too.
Adrian Wood
Lol fucking hell I just realised
Haven't seen or heard Sadiq once this year loool
Brody Perez
Angela Merkel is self quarantining herself, it’s suspected she’s got it.
Based chinks
Levi Torres
Oh, and here's his profile lmao
Jaxson Jenkins
whats on the schedule tonight cunt
Liam Ortiz
Fully this. I'm done with the gay free speech crusades. We've built a state censorship apparatus? Fine. Let's seize control of it and jail everyone we dislike.
Jason Campbell
fucking sick of bootlickers tbph
Ryder Bennett
He'll die young anyway so who cares lol
Sebastian Miller
when are we going to start seeing some "recoveries"? if this thing is as mild as you people say it is, the "recoveries" should be common.
Jordan Turner
trying not to top myself tbqh
Julian Thompson
he seems pretty based and you virgins envy him
Andrew Fisher
Based are Mozzaposter
Jose Howard
He’ll also likely molest kids
Blake Myers
>non-essential shopping bags
This made me laugh. Wtf does that even mean? Like a JD sports bag or something?
Xavier Wood
PART
Gabriel Watson
been doing that for 10 years where's my fucking medal cmon stop being a fanny you fat cunt
Carter Kelly
>the government wants us all dead!
>government please lock us all! Praise China!
David Ortiz
How can you be so rude about a fellow human being? Genuinely