/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2413 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

Just a quick reminder that the "number of global infected" everyone keeps debating doesn't tell you how many people are sick. It tells you how fast we can test sick people that show up at a hospital. Many countries have stopped broad testing to focus on health staff and the vulnerable.
The real numbers are much much higher.

Is that before or after they stopped counting deaths? Isnt china back on quarantine?

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JEWTUBE IS CENSORING THESE LIVESTREAMS

China killed 651 Italians today

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What about the taek wuhan do virus? It's technically south korean

This will mark the point in history all of the west fell into a recession and their influence over the world was fractures.
Asia will rise.
South korea, Taiwan, SIngapore, Japan, Hong Kong, and yes China have it all under control.
Meanwhile the west is crumbling and dying.

>inb4 china numbers are fake
Every major government on earth believes them.
DO you think going door to door with rifles, locking people inside, and dragging away infected is not effective?

Anyone notice that this guy's face has completely disappeared from news, including here?

Considering he makes money off societies that are in turmoil, is it possible he has played a role in this pandemic?

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>China killed 651 Italians today
Don't they have a drop every sunday, btw?

GET IN HERE POL AND REDPILL THESE NORMIES

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>ebola
Does ebola mean nigger in another language or something?

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And the west will do nothing

Virus rebels from France to Florida flout lockdown practices

apnews.com/36bb744ed120b703b4bf13695572cb84

USA just invaded Germany
twitter.com/BabicaTRAVICA/status/1241388184522670083?s=09

>Asia will rise.
No it won't They are just as much a part of Faustian civilization as any European now. There is nowhere to go but down.

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Ebola River. Another strain was named Sudan Ebola Virus

Wrong, they are not heading towards a recession. They all have it under control.

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Where did 14 million of your countrymen that seemingly vanished into thin air go, Chang?
Also, what's it feel like to know your sister would rather give blowjobs to my grandpa in his car than have any man who looks like you and your dad touch her?

100%

Nobody in Canada vanished, we have 25 dead. Im not a Chink, fuck chinks and fuck China but if you cant see the writing on the wall youre a retard.

Ching Chong Bing Bong

>talian death counts are slowing down, I was a happeningfag but its clearly a nothingburger.

Bro fuck you! Its not slowing down!

Ignore me than, youll see eventually.

It's fine to call it the Chinese Virus, as long as you call the epidemic happening the USA the Trump Epidemic.

Both are named after their root cause.

These generals are just an echo-chamber of larpers, bad math and misinterpreted stats.

I know you think you know everything about Virology but you just don't.
Look up the Dunning-Kruger effect, these threads are a prime example.

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>CHINESE VIRUS

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Fuck off cringe nigger

Yes, most people here don't even understand what exponential growth means and why it is the thing which makes a virus so dangerous...

WHOCHN Epidemic starting in Wuhan

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Thats not true, bro.
Of course there are a lot of dumb fucks here but there is also good information.
Its scarce, but its here.
Saying everybody in /cvg/ is stupid says more about you then about the people here....

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this sound super not medical

>all the normies in the chat mocking Ron Paul
I hope they all fucking die horribly

i have access to statista,
dumping a few graphs

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hmmmm

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exponential growth doesn't exist in nature. a first year biology course would teach you that

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How is using a location or nationality before something racist? I thought racism was the belief your race is superior to other races... Chinese is a nationality not a race...

Lol

What do you call cells reproducing?

post fitting music
youtube.com/watch?v=_uhYZvcRGm4

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niggers

Imagine giving a fuck about being called a racist in 2020

Assad got the corona. RIP Syria it was so close.

I'd just like to remind everyone that the only good chink is a dead chink.

>american education
Cells dividing? Plants dropping seeds? Animals having litters?
Have you heard the expression "breed like rabbits"?

one for the burgers

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> FIRST DEATH IN CZECH REPUBLIC

>1046 cases

> FIRST DEATH IN CZECH REPUBLIC

>1046 cases

> FIRST DEATH IN CZECH REPUBLIC

>1046 cases

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Is not a "chinese" virus, viruses have no nationality, stop being racist.

The Asian Creation
The Gook Gloop
Yellow Fever
The Chinese Dry Heave
The Cantonese Cancer Seed
The Zipperheads Dread
Wuhan Flu Sham

ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

Stay strong bros.

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He was 95yo

LOOT GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG

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can we stop these generals now that it's confirmed to be a nothingburger?

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naysayers like you have been naysaying since day one but look where we are now naysayer

18 year old dies of coronavirus in England, how will zoomers ever recover??

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>that midriff and stomach area
jesus fuck

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lel

twitter.com/Holbornlolz/status/1241800845290803205

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anyone have the corona-chan erotic story pastebin?

youtube.com/watch?v=kdFGgBsgD7s

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How did all your cases disappear for one day?

B-but I was looking forward to bongland getting btfo

Confirm its a nothing burger.

>exponential growth doesn't exist in nature.
What a retarded thing to say. Obviously it doesn't since there is no process which continues for ever uninhibited, but exponential growth is a good model for the beginning of anything reproducing with a constant rate while it is NOT(or just very limited) yet inhibited by the environment.

And this is such a stupid thing to say, of course mathematical abstractions don't exist in nature, but believing that this means that no biological process can be modeled mathematically is pure retardation.

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> exponential growth doesn't exist in nature
Maybe you should have actually payed attention in class you dumb fuck....

I'm more worried about her...

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Just curious but why do people think this is nothing? The corona party is just getting started.

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Writeanon was here few hours ago. Did he add any new chapters?

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>randlet sees through schemes
>mysteriously gets infected
hmmm.....

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>state lockdown orders
>read up faggets lel
>site immediately crashes
>no further uploads

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Exponential growth is NEVER infinite in nature. It’s called a logistic curve. There are constraints to everything. Organisms reproducing follow an exponential curve until environmental constraints set in. Is this board filled with middle school kids now or something? This is basic knowledge

>its started
Give it 2 weeks

ilpost.it/2020/03/19/coronavirus-bucci-numero-contagi/
And the last one for today,when some shill bring you italy numbers - post this link

They “whacked” them, they were whacked, Ok? get it right

>Confirm it's a nothing burger
It's one of my pastas but here you go (the data is real):

Look at the Diamond Princess:
>712 infected, 8 dead
That's a 1.12% death rate.
Now let's look at Italy:
>99.7% chance of surviving if you're under 40
>99% of those who died had preexisting conditions.

The vast majority of posters here will be perfectly fine. Just don't visit grandma for a few weeks.
This isn't going to kill us all. Just relax before the stress kills you. You need to relax.

>inb4 shilll shilll cope
Ever since #300 these generals have devolved into an echo-chamber of larpers, bad math and misinterpreted stats.

You may think you know everything about Virology but you just don't.
Look up the Dunning-Kruger effect, these threads are a prime example.

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Gr8 b8 m8

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Not been keeping up with current events have you?
reuters.com/article/health-coronavirus-greece-curfew/update-1-greece-imposes-curfew-to-contain-coronavirus-idUSL8N2BF0QU

> muh Trump
you know how I know you're a soi-based lifeform?

How old are you? Do you have a horrible lifestyle? If no to both of those then you'll probably be okay.

you sound pretty racist

You can add japanese encephalitis to the list

Sources for those viruses that started in china? I know most of them but did not know about russian flu, jap smallpox, antonine plague, etc

>yellow fever is real
kek

dunno, deleted that post
maybe new cases ?

Nobody said it would be exponential for forever you retard

how long until 100k in america?

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That shows the number of new cases. Clearly with the jump to 1500 then drop to zero they were changing testing criteria or something on those days.

>Is this board filled with middle school kids now
Yes school has been canceled and lets not forget the bulk of americans have what amounts to a grade school education.

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I was kinda depressed and didn't to to the gym last 2 weeks. It was all a meme then. Now it has blown up actually with the sold out stores and busdrivers quarantining themselves and what else.
I should have gotten my deadlifts in lads.. I don't wanna get sick and lose even more gains

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Don't. She's just happy that hu#ans die, doesn't matter that it's her sister doing it now

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Nerd alert

h1z1 was being called the mexican flue

LMFAO

Lmao that doesnt prove shit, see The west is fucked

i dont know, i know he posted a new pastebin though. do you know which general # he was at so i can look in archives?

if you want me to fetch a graph to a specific topic then just ask me.
taking requests.

COVID-19 HAS INFORMATION THAT WILL LEAD TO THE ARREST OF HILLARY CLINTON

There....I just fixed everything

fucking Lookner is losing it

They closed ALOT of hospitals here in germany since they decided hospitals need to make profit
I wonder what that chart would look like with recent data

>need your meds
Hydroxychloroquine + Azithromycin

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Either it's a gigantic hoax or most boring end of the world ever.
Fucking hell mates, I don't know what to think about it.
I constantly swing between thinking it's serious shit and taking it as hoax because there are no bodies around.
It's slowly driving me mad.

i still love you ebola-chan, even if you do prefer blacks.

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just keep dumping whatever you can find, this is the slow comfy thread

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youtu.be/VG3WkiL0d_U?t=288

>Not everyone can come into the future
>Not everyone that's here is gonna last

What did Madonna mean by this?

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dr. rand paul, MD. first one flushed
i shouldn't have voted for him over trump

>All of urban India under lockdown, affecting 455 million
What's the percentage of people in lockdown now?

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No. Only remember seeing him 3-5 hours ago, asking if he should continue

I know it looks dark user and things are going to be hard for a while, but keep your chin up! The curve actually does seem to be flattening, and one of my uncle's science team member is working on a quick-test machine. We're gonna make it, albeit slowly. Stay safe sven

Saw åland islands confirmed first case...
helsinkitimes.fi/finland/news-in-brief/17464-first-cases-of-coronavirus-confirmed-on-aland-islands.html

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how about somewhere inbetween you sperg
there arent going to be bodies lying in the street

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Ohio Governor issues basically a Shelter in Place order.

SPANISH FLU actually

Many of them are still under treatment, tho.