/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2413 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

Happening is over, schizos.
Go to your doctors now, you need your meds.
Without your meds, your delusions will only grow.
It's over. Eat your stashed food. Go outside. Have some sex..

local traffic

mostly brotrucks with motorcycles coming in then leaving.

my former roommate works at a hospital in norcal and her husband says the hospital has been pretty calm the last few days.

ima keep reposting

>TEN THOUSAND CASES IN NEW YORK CITY OVERNIGHT
TEN THOUSAND CASES IN NEW YORK CITY OVERNIGHT
>TEN THOUSAND CASES IN NEW YORK CITY OVERNIGHT
TEN THOUSAND CASES IN NEW YORK CITY OVERNIGHT
>TEN THOUSAND CASES IN NEW YORK CITY OVERNIGHT
TEN THOUSAND CASES IN NEW YORK CITY OVERNIGHT
>TEN THOUSAND CASES IN NEW YORK CITY OVERNIGHT
TEN THOUSAND CASES IN NEW YORK CITY OVERNIGHT
>TEN THOUSAND CASES IN NEW YORK CITY OVERNIGHT
TEN THOUSAND CASES IN NEW YORK CITY OVERNIGHT

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>just hospitalize 20% of the Earth's population bro
>faggot flag

kill yourself

How long till housing market crashes?

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has anyone checked on Yas Forums?

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give me a break i already read rt.com twice today

no one cares about the neocon manlet shithead.

inb4: nothingburger

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scmp.com/news/china/society/article/3076323/third-coronavirus-cases-may-be-silent-carriers-classified

So China's official number is actually 120k but they don't count people who show no symptoms. At least they test them though, unlike the USA.

Reminder your brain is fried from krokodil you worthless gopnik.

What's going on in Africa?

Corona-chan is not there yet, or we simply don't have proper stats?

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ilpost.it/2020/03/19/coronavirus-bucci-numero-contagi/
Italy numbers do not include Lombardy,link it to every nothingburger faggot

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He's not gonna survive, is he?

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USA UPDATE
USA UPDATE
USA UPDATE

>14.450 NEW CASES IN THE USA
14.450 NEW CASES IN THE USA
>14.450 NEW CASES IN THE USA
14.450 NEW CASES IN THE USA
>14.450 NEW CASES IN THE USA
14.450 NEW CASES IN THE USA
>14.450 NEW CASES IN THE USA
14.450 NEW CASES IN THE USA
>14.450 NEW CASES IN THE USA
14.450 NEW CASES IN THE USA
>14.450 NEW CASES IN THE USA
14.450 NEW CASES IN THE USA

YES

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biz be like

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Shut up, Mauritius

>USA +14,550
L
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couple of weeks, I hope

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>PEAKED YESTERDAY
>ALREADY PLATEUING
this ones are true

>Damaged Lungs
RIP

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Gf is coming home tomorrow. She's got a sore throat and a slight cough.
As I expected she might have it too.
Her dad is boomer saying that this virus won't do shit, and her mom has shot health. Her grandparents deal with the hospital like it has a revolving door.
Shits gonna be bad soon.

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Okay, so I am brain dead, but I need answers.

So we know that in the initial phase the growth is exponential. We also have a given R naught number, and an estimate for the dubling time.

How do I put those into the equation that would graph out the growth?

is there a live newsfeed similar to this thread i could play for 15min or so?

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>2) It is now forbidden to leave your town/city/village in the mountains with public or private transportation
Which means you can still go on foot.

ah damn it.

>So we know that in the initial phase the growth is exponential.
It's not, schizo. Take your meds. It's already plateau'd in a number of countries.

>The NIH eventually concluded that the work was not so risky as to fall under the moratorium
Drink your pills.

holy shit

so in a couple of weeks US is going to have thousands of dead people

Fourth person to die in Ireland.

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Hard to tell. There were cases, but not much info about them

We know it's impossible to track an exponential spread because the hospitals can only test linearly. But from the numbers it seems Corona isn't completely exponential, but who knows it could spread so much this 3 month data end up looking like a little line in the beginning of the graph.

These threads are going way too fast now

japanese moot create the temporary /cvg/ board

HAHA LET THE KIKES AND IMMIGRANTS BURN

What's going on in the US kek
At this rate, half the population will be hospitalized and die, because of high obesity rates ad diabetes.

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how many fucking test kits do you have?

>2 minutes away from the daily clapping time here

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EXPONENTIAL GROWTH FOR IDIOTS
-----------------------------------------------------
Look at worldometers.info/coronavirus/coronavirus-cases/#case-tot-outchina and at the LOGARITHMIC plot.
A straight line in a logarithmic plotmeans that the growth is exponential and in the last month the virus has been spreading pretty much exponentially.
And just think about what "exponential" means, here are some values for 2^x
2
4
8
16
32
64
>Literal nothingburger nobody will ever get this
128
256
512
1024
2048
4,096
>Sure some people get infected, but this will never be a pandemic, look its just 2000 people more per day
16,384
32,768
65,536
131,072
262,144
524,288
1,048,576
2,097,152
>2 Million, not good, not terrible
4,194,304
8,388,608
16,777,216
33,554,432
67,108,864
134,217,728
268,435,456
>AHHHHHHHHH

The only difference to the real numbers is that doubling doesn't take one day, but a couple of days, but if the spread isn't stopped by drastic measures this is what WILL happen.

looking for information on emergency self sustinance in da woods. i am on private property. information i could print or transcribe onto paper, pls

-norcal hobo

fuck i wish i had a computer instead of smartphone

>+14,550
What the fuck are you doing burgerbros?

C-Span

Therapeutics fags BTFO, control groups for the hydroxychloroquine were not tested!

>Therapeutics fags BTFO, control groups for the hydroxychloroquine were not tested!

Therapeutics fags BTFO, control groups for the hydroxychloroquine were not tested!

>Therapeutics fags BTFO, control groups for the hydroxychloroquine were not tested!

Therapeutics fags BTFO, control groups for the hydroxychloroquine were not tested!

>Therapeutics fags BTFO, control groups for the hydroxychloroquine were not tested!

Therapeutics fags BTFO, control groups for the hydroxychloroquine were not tested!

>Therapeutics fags BTFO, control groups for the hydroxychloroquine were not tested!

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Corona-chan, you hussy! That's not fair!

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Based.

>ohio under lockdown
>starting tuesday
WHY TUESDAY AHHHHHHHHH

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youtu.be/7LpQBVJDBwM
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

Easy for you to say Dimitris, your country is taking necessary steps to slow down the spread of the virus.

typical boomer. uninformed, will hog resources from the young, also ironically the most affected.

How many times does one have to say in these threads that the problem ISN'T JUST deaths, but THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE GETTING INFECTED AND WITH SYMPTOMS overflowing health care systems? Why do you think authorities are asking people to remain in their houses?

That's the main problem.

>repeating the same coping phrases over and over
>"this time is different"

Hahahahahha

>CCP shills seriously believe they can derail or change the minds of professional shitposters and digital digit magicians that alter reality with repeating numbers
>said shitposters and magicians also happen to worship each and every god of chaos in existence
Fucking lel.

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This. Rule 1 of commerce:
>don't kill you're customers.

kek. let's hope this is the beginning of the end

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i want to believe that's real.

i mean, isn't it logical? Why do you tell us how 2 x 2 works? We're not children.

Thank you Romania, very cool!

PLS HELP THE NEEDFUL

When was he saying that hundreds of thousands of people get better by just going to work?

>Ron Paul possibly positive
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING, WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN?!

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They finally started testing people

It's not exponential, but logaritimic

The virus could reproduce by infecting bacteria alone in that putrid city.

>Why do you tell us how 2 x 2 works?
Because some people here REALLY need to know.

this one got me youtube.com/watch?v=arlfDmXt66c

Gotta give us a full day to prepare lad.

>just a flu bro
>we have the cure it's a toxic malarial medicine used on 6 people
>EVERYONE QUARANTINE....except all of these restaurants, stores, malls, etc

looking for pol-esque info live stream, low data

>cspan

cspan says "You must log in with your television provider in order to view the C-SPAN Live Streams."

Its cholera.

FACTS:
Covid-19 is OVER, DONE WITH, in Asia

FACTS:
Covid-19 will be DEALT WITH in the USA in 30 days

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Does someone have that webm saved showing the time laps of infected of the Sweet and Sour Sickness versus other viral outbreaks like H1N1, ebola, etc?

NY is getting corona'd. What does it mean for the economy?

>It's not exponential, but logaritimic
Look at worldometers.info/coronavirus/coronavirus-cases/#case-tot-outchina in a LOGARITHMIC plot.
You will see nearly a straight line. A straight line in a logarithmic plot means the growth is EXPONENTIAL.

a lot of people haven't ever done 2x2x2x2x2x2x2x2x2x2x2x2x2 as a thought experiment in their head because a lot of people don't think. i knew when we hit 256 cases we were fucked.

>my state still not even on the score board
Feels bad

>mfw people here still don't know how R0 works and how to manipulate it

guys, you are pathetic. do your job
i'm so disappointed

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Why are people so surprised by the big jump in US cases? They just started testing more. Other countries have low numbers because they simply don't test or publicize their results. You can bet your ass that poor countries have 300K cases each and people dying there is normal so no one gives a fuck.

>video was just posted
>already off by a thousand deaths

How many US deaths were there yesterday? It was like 200 something, wasn't it? It's at 400 now.

kek!

anyone have a source for the +14000 cases number in US?

We already have police officers patrolling the streets

I wonder why?

Actually how is wall street not quarantined yet? It's a lot of people close to each other.

>Dead: 13,195
lol, still only 13,195.
How many days has it been stuck at 13,195? Four days? Five days?

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Daily reminder that nothingburgers have already lost. This is and was a major happening, even if it disappears tomorrow without a trace or another case, and it was nice witnessing it with all of you faggots

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Cow dung for cure

WHY HASN’T CHINA UPDATED ITS NUMBER PF RECOVERED CASES?

>It's not exponential, but logaritimic
thank you for clarifying that

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It's neither. Without china's numbers it looks like a 3rd degree power function. Again all this could look like a little blip in the final graph.

Died: 14,604 (+1,449)

the chart needs to be named "Still.png", garylarper.

Based Putin

Where do you get these numbers? I'm trying to keep track but half our states aren't even testing

They got to Randlet because he sees through their game:
youtube.com/watch?v=RgI7eJX5dQE&feature=youtu.be&t=6m26s

>not preparing for weeks now

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It's probably wrong, I suspect it will be fixed to around +10k cases.

That fucker hasn't even noticed it yet. He is looking at BNO statistics that are fucking hours late.

interesting times indeed, krautbro. this thing might hit even harder in the fall.

Hey fartsniffers.
How many US deaths were there yesterday?

IVE BEEN WONDERING THE SAME THING ATLEAST GIVE SOME FALSE HOPE DUMBASSES

15000 now

Goverment: Best case scenario, 250K cases by june. worst case scenario 2,2 MILLION by june.

WE ARE GONNA DIE HERE

lanacion.com.ar/politica/preven-una-suba-sustancial-de-casos-las-proximas-semanas-nid2346128

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>There is no evidence that this is true
Stop it

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>half our states aren't even testing
it's funny because my retarded roommates just speak how wonderful usa is because they test everyone
here's the website
worldometers.info/coronavirus/

It's called preparing not postparing

FRIDAY

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>Speaking about the length and severity of the crisis, Cuomo said 80% of the state's population could get sick and the crisis could last till Christmas.

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Look at:
worldometers.info/coronavirus/coronavirus-cases/#case-tot-outchina LOGARITHMIC.

That is a straight line, which means the growth is EXPONENTIAL.

I am a little shocked because NY jumped in one day with 12k new cases. Other states have not jumped up that substantially yet.
The states with the highest immigrant population will get fucked for sure.

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> +14,550

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46 and 98 today so far. More than double.

>you still believe your government's numbers and china's numbers
>when your retarded nation hasn't closed down it's borders and hasn't ordered strict quarantines

Okay retard, now tell me about how your government hasn't been extensively covering up shit such as the Cologne rapes. I'm waiting. :^)

Donate your masks now

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--->

Anyone got the updated image?

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Well I'm already prepared for a whole season, but the others who didn't prepare ahead of time will get fucked.

How long have you been absent, Gary? Four days? Five days?

kek. gonna steal that.

>A virus that shut down most countries, crippled the global economy, and overwhelmed several medical systems the world over is a nothingburger because it doesn't kill that fast or that many
Nothingburgerfags are morons incapable of overcoming one of mankind's pitfalls: bias towards death.
Happeningchads already won.

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I am seriously thinking about moving to Africa.
>Corona spreads more extreme every day
>Biggest market crash in history is coming
>WW3 will follow shortly after

Guess i am safer chilling with Mabuto in Zambia!

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worldometers.info/coronavirus/#countries

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Why aren't the lockdowns working? Is there something they're not telling us?

Just got a package from USPS the woman was wearing blue gloves and didn't even ring the door bell or knock. How do I decontaminate?

>British Columbia: 424 confirmed (including 10 deaths, 6 resolved)
>- Ontario: 424 confirmed (including 3 deaths, 8 resolved
???

>Italy numbers didn't include Lombardy
what the fuck is going on there?

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he posted it this morning. I didnt save it. probably about 20 or so threads ago

The beginning of all logaritimic graph seems an exponential one.
But actually this is a 2rd degree equation. It will get a peak and it will go down, regardless havint a cure or the whole human extinction

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>Shigellosis

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>RAND PAUL WAS IN THE SENATE GYM AND POOL THIS MORNING
>HE WAS WAITING FOR HIS CORONAVIRUS TEST RESULT HE WAS AT THE SENATE GYM

Oh my gosh! Unbelievable

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Not enough Corona-Chan in this thread

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Is this true?

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Which areas of NY state worst affected? Which areas of NY city are worst affected?

Much confusion I see,

>tfw you don't know anymore what's going on and what to do
Either it's a hoax or the most boring end of the world in history, maybe ever.

we're being #1 faggot. watch and learn

If you're that roastie with pierced nipples, you will get raped there, your body is very rapeable, specially to negroids.

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I'm not understanding how the top graph shows the deaths per day in U.S. to increase every day since 3/18,
but other graphs will specifically show some weird peak death rate happening on 3/19 and somehow less deaths per day 3/20 and 3/21.
wtf?

They are. It takes time for us to see the effects.

These threads are just an echo-chamber of larpers, bad math and misinterpreted stats.
I know you think you know everything about Virology but you just don't.
Look up the Dunning-Kruger effect, these threads are a prime example.

One my smoker landlord with a pre existing coof dies from me/self infection I'm gonna have to move lads and their kids will blame me
I can just picture it now

And my mom is in the risk zone too

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The shiggy diggy is no joke, shit sucks.

I am not shitty pajeet nationalist

For the second time. A STRAIGHT LINE IN A LOG PLOT MEANS IT IS GROWING EXPONENTIALLY.

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A daring, retro synthesis from Yas Forums and /sp/

>asking
Authoritarianism objectively better in cases like a pandemic. There is no argument against this.

that's from the nytimes. don't be ashamed, user.

Think of the utter nightmare NYC is going to become.

In russia everything is quiet. No viruses, no corona, just local flu and pneumonia.

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QRD ON THE LATEST ITALY SITUATION?

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>WW3
When and how?

Look at this
youtu.be/JZY3_4kaXKQ

LA isn't testing anymore unless the positive result will affect the treatment of the patient.
And Washington hasn't updated numbers in 3 days besides a few here and there

agreed

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it's spreading fast in north africa and we are in lockdown, we don't have enough testing kits less than 100 tests per day

And even if you are taking about the future development you are still fucking retarded, since that will behave LOGSITICALLY.

Please google logistic function.