>dude just get a job at walmart lol >yeah, can't wait to collect my check with mandatory unpaid overtime I worked there and if take any overtime you're paid in full and then fired for taking overtime.
Isaiah Hall
>heh lads, but muh free market economics >can't into what fucking ceteris paribus means >treating this like it's functionally normal and not time-constrained yes, if you need to fucking apply for a job but don't act like some retard gorilla nigger thinking that even half will find one
Reminder that we NEETs RUN this shit and that this slowly dying, low energy general would be nothing without us to maintain the front lines. GIVE NEETBUX OR THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES
Sorry staffer, nice try but you're full of shit and I guess expected no actual push back on it. Must be your first day.
Jackson Brown
>i'm a zoomer and whiter than white, i go out in crowded places and i won't even get a sore throat The concern—and why people are so mad at spring breakers—is that you would be an unaffected spreader. No one cares if boomers die en masse, but your indifference says just as much about you. Hopefully you kill your grandparents.
Trump has completely mishandled the coronavirus response and should resign
Isaac Wood
If the MAGAbux don't come through, I'm getting ski masked up and doing dirt. We'll see how the DUDE JUST GET A JOB LOL crowd likes it when armed robberies skyrocket.
>hot take from a "senior Democratic aide" You'll have to try harder
Levi Johnson
I would like to reiterate that there is a strong correlation of .7+ with the amount of asians relative to other localities in your country and the amount of corona infections.
I would also like to tell you guys to not play the lottery because there is a strong correlation with playing the lottery and being poor and retarded.
Corporate bond buyouts are how the Fed stealthily prints money and they have known it for decades
Mason Lopez
When the FUCK is Trump going to nuke China?
Jayden King
how does the rebate work? do we get actual cash in hand or is this just some tax shit that we won't even feel the effect of until we file for 2020 next year?
Elijah Nguyen
That's a fucking terrible bill. Who gives a shit about Boeing or the cruise lines? Figure out how to help people that can't afford an emergency 600 dollars let alone this
He gave you increased welfare and unemployment benefits, also your parents can claim you as a dependent. That's not even counting the low interest loans.
Daily reminder, Cernovich is a credibly accused rapist. Kys
Christopher Morales
>do we get actual cash in hand or is this just some tax shit It's both of this without the wait.
Gabriel Moore
>expecting young people to give up their spring break and be mad at Blumpf about it Oof. Desperate strategy.
Ryan Bell
>is that you would be an unaffected spreader. No one cares if boomers die en masse, but your indifference says just as much about you. a lot to unpack here >no one cares about boomers dying but if you don't care you're garbage hahahahahahahaha >you have to care about boomers dying they can quarantine themselves, i however, will go out and work and spend and live life while every idiot sits indoors worried about the flu and starving riddle me this batman: if the entire point of arresting the economy is to save boomers, isn't that entirely the idea of "let's rob the future generation for our own benefit" that boomers have been criticized heavily by the younger generations, and exactly why i shouldn't give a shit?
Fuck all of them >What about those who didn't file Maybe they should have filed.
Carson Hall
reggie left nintendo only a few months before the crisis WHAT DID HE KNOW?!
Luis Robinson
Do you really want those worthless niggers at home doing even less than they already do?
Dominic Murphy
She cute
Bentley Smith
Credits are gibs, not deductions
Thomas Roberts
this bullshit aspergers-tier chimpout is going to restructure our economy for the forseeable future and most likely for the worse, save for pulling supply from chinks
>1, 2, 3 is just boring stupid business shit that doesn't even matter. 4 kind of sucks for people who are getting evicted, but not enough to nuke the bill I DON'T CARE ABOUT CORPORATE SLUSH FUNDS OR TRANSPARENCY OR WHATEVER. JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING MONEY. I NEED HELP NOW
Here is my Trumbux Bill Proposal: "Americans that paid taxes last year get a check for $1200" There. None of the 'he hath have' horseshit
Jordan Lopez
>aunt called me >said my cousin in new york has been admitted to the hospital >ask why >apparently since she couldn't eat takeout anymore or go to restaurants, she almost starved to death >ask aunt why didn't cousin just cook for herself >she tells me you dont do that in new york >mfw What the fuck is wrong with people in that city.
/ptg/ also bears responsibility for helping this virus to spread by spreading misinformation downplaying the virus in order to shield trump from criticism that he deserves
Levi Baker
If you associate with the Chinese, a virulent and communist race, even if just to play cards, you're a traitor and must be hung.
Jace Morales
>>she tells me you dont do that in new york Wat I thought New York stronk?
Robert Gray
good news shills! you can get flights to america from china! you just have to wait over a month and hope nothing changes between then and now!
dems have to sink the bill so that repubs dont get their win, but have to do it so it doesnt seem like they are trying to tank it
Zachary Parker
Based. Any recommendations? I was thinking rural gas stations and convenience stores. Late night, fewer employees, not a lot of cops around. Low reward, but low risk. That kind of thing.
Samuel Campbell
>/ptg/ also bears responsibility
>blaming a thread on a mongolian bbq forum
Mason Martin
I wasn't being against ya.
Parker Robinson
Just give everywan $2k and tax it back later with a VAT.
Hudson Phillips
How hard would a fucking check have been to do? Goddamn I hate these people, I never qualify for fucking credits and I hate anything to do with the IRS
Nolan Wilson
>What the fuck is wrong with people in that city.
probably just your family, bro. Murray's Cheese is open
Shut the fuck up, retard. The virus is, always was, and will remain a massive nothingburger. It's the reaction by leftists in the government and media that caused this crisis, and I'd like to see every single one of them publicly executed for it.
>was thinking rural gas stations and convenience stores. Late night, fewer employees, not a lot of cops around. Low reward, but low risk. That kind of thing. Fuckinh kek Low risk my ass they're robbed a lot mostly at gun point especially at night
Brody Edwards
I was here. Y'all were so addicted to shielding trump you let americans die
Lucas Hill
>blood on your hands Spotless as fresh snow
Joseph Myers
idk but it sounds like they deserve to starve and not get coddled
I don't see why I am at fault for not believing in doom and gloom. If I were a jew I'd be talking about how much I hate God and bacon while rubbing your nose in my supposed jewry.
You know the entire government is currently still working, still getting paid, but most of them are doing it from home.
Carter White
What was your income last year?
Sebastian Thompson
Your misinformation kills Americans in your desperation to shield trump from criticism, so it looks like you're already executing people, traitor. That doesn't make you part of the government, though. Just a spreader of killer misinfo, and likely the virus itself.
>no money for state and local governments There it is! That was their scam the entire time. Shut your economy down over memeflu, put everybody out of work, demand UBI, blame Drumpf
John Harris
>today: US has the highest rate of new infections of any country and none of the whites will die. but you did remember le 56% meme, right?
gee it's almost like we've been catching up in testing a metric fuckton of people
Christopher White
He knew that he was the only man that could properly assert that the beloved heros of Gamestop(r) corporation are ESSENTIAL BUSINESSES and keep them open. He's a fucking American hero while still being a fucking nigger, it's incredible.
You’re full of shit and anons are retarded for believing a single word you said.
Eli Evans
There is literally no force on the planet that is going to prevent a bailout of Boeing. They have amassed so much jewforce they have become an unstoppable object.
/ptg/ is over sorry to say. Once those of you ITT who are Q people have to admit it's a LARP after tomorrow there is nothing you have to hold on to or point that this can be turned around.
Anyone who gets a visa to the US is an embedded agent by the CCP who leverage family or visa removal against acting on the behalf of CCP. Not now, but is a possibility in the future.
