How the fuck are we supposed to survive 3 months without sex?

I've actually had sex with more than 10 girls, but most were foreign I met on holiday and my last time was January

Try decades, then get back to me amateur.

>t. OG WIZ

same as it ever was
youtube.com/watch?v=5IsSpAOD6K8

Let that little boy go!

3 months, try 3 years

Alright how do we clone her to fulfill our needs?

In Thailand, so I'd surmise 1-2 girls.

KYS

Same way I’ve done it for the last year

I had sex two times. Get on my level, virgins.

Real talk if everythings in lockdown for a couple months, what's gonna happen to normies who are single? Will arranged relationships have to come back? I-i-is this the light at the end of the tunnel?

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Same way you've survived the last twenty years without it.

I had sex twice last night.
What’s stopping you?

I made it 26 years so far

I've lasted 28 years without sex, get on my level faggot

>3 months

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Step 1: become a trap
Step 2: order all the trap dildos and have them delivered to your house
Step 3: practice on all of them to experiment and make your ass gape.
Step 4:wear makeup and trap lingerie constantly to feel pretty
Step 5: become a cam girl so that you overcome your stage fright
Step 6: profit
Step 7: understand your purpose in life
Step 8: worship cock everyday
Step 9: when quarantine is over, suck and fuck as many cocks as you can
Step 10: die of aids
Kek

make a fifi

>No human contact risk
>No shipping risk (fleshlight)
>Made from supplies every prepper should have

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I've survived 20 years without sex

I've made a lot of Tinder matches in the last week or so. Haven't fucked any yet though. I need to rework my game because "meet up at a bar then go fuck at my house" isn't an option.

I just want to cum in some girls to get through this thing.

i literally do not know how to touch another human being without getting the impulse of wanting to severally hurt them

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33 years without sex, how can I manage 3 more

YOU PATHETIC FUCKING FAGGOTS! NIGGERS FUCK YOUR SISTERS WHILE YOU JACK OFF! LISTEN TO ME: YOU WILL GET THE FUCK OFF THIS WEBSITE AND YOU WILL GO GRAB THE NEAREST PUSSY OR I WILL RIP YOUR GODDAMN HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT, UNDERSTAND?

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Are we really alive?

Bruh..

>not being married

That is a man.

>Implying anyone on this board ever has sex
All the happening fags are a prime example of how meaningless the peoples lives on here are. Wishing for a happening to add some spice.

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through prayer and meditation

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If you are married you should be okay.

Obviously you have a shit plan.

You need to wait until you are at a lookers house when quarantine kicks in.

Then you will have 3 months of sex

Just like the last 3 months. And the 3 months before that, and so on and so on.

I did, back in '95...

marriage is for simps and retards.

Fuck off shill meme flag, you know perfectly well no one has sex here.

youtube.com/watch?v=dWNvlyycWzQ

I managed for 20 years you can manage 3 months

Just fucked my Russian wife then she went back to her room to watch TV...

Sorry user you were too late.

The lights and sirens go off as soon as open the window, then she maces me and I fall off the ladder...

this, seriously its just pussy if you want it go get it

I need to fucking coom

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I just had sex 10 minutes ago friend.
Living a gf really pays off right now.
Also not everyone here is an incel loser

Just to suffer.

I've gone 5 years

twice this morning. what the hell is wrong with you?

I've had sex with over a hundred girls. In that time I got HPV and herpes. The herpes only showed up once and I had all the HPV warts burned off my dick and they never came back.

ya live GFs really make cleanup easier

Lmao at these replies. I ve been living with my gf for 4 years and i still havent had the sex

>2020
>not being an incel

I had sex once. 12 years ago. And was too drunk to stay hard and haven't touched a woman since.

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I plan on having sex with high class escorts in 1-2 months. Prices should drop considerably by then and they are already isolated individuals. Will need to confirm they’ve have antibodies (already got virus) and will have a good time.

that's a man

Most anons don't have sex...next question!!

this

What do you mean without? Just go get some? Have you tried just getting sex to have it?

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> Living a gf

my fuck buddy is flying to me on the last plane before lockdown and she'll stay with me until its over, i'll be doing nothing but having sex.

What does Taylor's pussy feel and look like?

no nut march? april?

Salty coins

I had sex last night with the same woman that I had sex with the night before, and the same woman I will be having sex with again tonight. It's called being a married normalfag. You should try it sometime.

milky salts

Get on my level fucking plebs:

>30
>Virgin but not kissless
>Older women always told me that I’m a good looking man (they still do)
>have milf fetish but would fuck almost anything who breaths apart from minorities and butt ugly fat women (I like women and only women)
>women my age told me that too
>always refused sex nor approached a woman sexually because I need dick surgery cause short frenulum
>literally can’t masturbate over 1-2 minutes because I cum immediately
>super iper low self esteem and depressed fuck
>lost all my muscles and now I’m an ill, flebile and miserable walking corpse waiting for divine intervention or death

And I still don’t want to fuck right now.

I have not had sex since 1991

i send mine to her parents 200km away.

I dont think i would have been able to keep my nerves living with someone else in my small apartment and having no privacy or alone time for possibly monts.

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Y-Yeah, s-sex with women...

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>Day 3 without sex

Life isn't worth living anymore.

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>forever no gf
>meet cute girl in january
>she lives 1 hour away by bus, 3 hour walk
>been seeing her every week, having amazing sex and cuddles
>suddenly corona
I saw her a couple days ago but it feels like lockdown is coming. I don't give a fuck about breaking it and walking to hers but she might not be so keen on the risk.

FUCK

I'm still meeting and fucking my 19yo cumdumpester

>Living a gf
You mean you just got your boipucci filled by your bf

rookie numbers

This. As a black man, I literally can't survive without having sex with at least 1 different white girl per week. I guess I'll have to hook up with someone I already did in the past, some of them are married to some white loser but whatever, it's not like I haven't done it to a married bitch.

Stuck inside with my wife and kids. Anytime she nags me or annoys me just give her dick and put her ass to sleep. Mixed experience so far.

>No need for things you never had.

Us based virgirinos being based as usual

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I just turned 26, I haven't had sex since I was 19.

Like a dogs lips after it's been stung by bees?

whore

im turning 27 next month and i haven't had sex since i was

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your wife or you kids pedo faggot

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