OH FUCK OH FUCK

Well, good night Irene.

>hockey stick
it's as bad as global warming

that's the most beautiful parabola i've ever seen

Wtf I love math now

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It can take 14 days for symptoms to appear. Also, blame zoomers for their willingness to kill their grandparents for a week of drunkenness and debauchery.

Look up kr and tom and immunostimulant. An article shared by Murple references the appropriate research

Isnt the idea that we are all gonna get it eventually? Even though it might kill us?! but Yas Forums told me not to take vaccines WTF ARE WE GOING TO DO!???

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Nothing burger

>i feel fine I don't have it
>not realizing it can stay hidden in you for 14 days max
>infect everyone they know
>why is everyone dropping like flies?

wew lad

oh no, sick and old people are dying from the coof
now its illegal to go outside without a reason
xDDDDD

What is the Lambright platform on the Chinese virus?

Logistic curve is more accurate in the long run. Has initial exponential-like curve that levels off.

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Yes but WHEN?!

>logistic
logarithmic you dork

>I'm so smart and witty
Okay, sweetie. Time to clean your room.

no, retard
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logistic_function

this is exactly why this thing isn't going to kill millions. it levels off too quickly

rekttt

>moves out from one country to entire world
>cases go up massively
WOOOOOWWWWW

fuck youre right shouldve looked at the image

I wish the growth rate were logarithmic.
But no you're totally wrong.

Logarithm:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logarithm

Logistic curve:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logistic_function

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You dont know that, it might level out after its killed millions first!

we've already seen it level out in multiple countries. italy has already peaked. it simply isn't that destructive

penis

Blame Boomers for being selfish assholes who told younger generations that you should never care about anybody else's health. Fuck Boomers I'm glad they're dying, their own greed is the reason Zoomers don't care about spreading this around.
It can take 14 days for symptoms to show and depending on the test it can also take several days for test results to come back. Italy should be getting to the point right about now where their lockdown would show up in the statistics, we'll see what their numbers look like over the next week and whether their deaths start going down.

Good night human kind

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80%, user

>kratom
This is the biggest meme. I used many different kinds and the high is very low. Like a slight drunkenness or a weak dope.

Cause everyone already has it

we will be there next week

Actual slowpoke? This has been around since january. Get a sense of the world burger

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Its gonna go up for like another week and 6 days and it will peak and go down, morons. Why dont you guys just experiment with adrenochrome while you are quarantined.

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You ride a ktm?

It's not meant to get you faded Hans. Utilize it like coffee. Work out. Work. Do something.

I feel like I have it

This is the most jewish post I've seen today

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this is a testing exp growth
chill

The white vein stuff really worked well for getting absorbed by the things you currently do. Good for focus and flow. But the red vein stuff was just meh. And I tried all the supposedly strongest kinds.

STOOOOOOOOOOOP IT I CAN'T HANDLE ALL THESE HAPPENINGS

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One billion dead worldwide and two more billion dead from the fallout.

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Over half a million by April 1st.

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What is the stock market going to look like tomorrow?

Cool. You get it then. Stay healthy and here's hoping we don't eventually meet on the battlefield when war becomes the last resort to keep Western Civilization from collapsing.

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So all this stay at home shit is doing nothing?

Because this isn't a natural virus, first and foremost. It's specifically designed to consistently overwhelm high populations of people through sudden, sporadic intervals, all over a slow, progressive period of time.

trump acted way to late. He should have done things back in January.

O fuck yes!!!!

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Holy shit people are dumb. You are like the millionth person whose asked this fukcing question. It can take UP TO 14 DAYS until symptoms develop. It can take WEEKS until symptoms become severe enough to warrant hospitalization and testing for COVID-19.

youtu.be/MPGw5Ucmwk8 crowder did good here.

Checked
Whew let’s do this

meanwhile China flatlined at 80K. Truly is a miracle.

Communist Party of China is the light of the world. Magically stopped the Corona Virus