/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2412 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

The Nothingburgerfags Cope

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This will mark the point in history all of the west fell into a recession and their influence over the world was fractures.
Asia will rise.
South korea, Taiwan, SIngapore, Japan, Hong Kong, and yes China have it all under control.
Meanwhile the west is crumbling and dying.

>inb4 china numbers are fake
Every major government on earth believes them.
DO you think going door to door with rifles, locking people inside, and dragging away infected is not effective?

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National Lockdown by Monday Night

trump virus

>341k

But we just crossed to 300k yesterday holy shit, and we're already almost halfway to 400k.

Never trust China

The happening just started, the west is going into a recession and asia is going to take over

sauce faggot

local traffic

mostly brotrucks with motorcycles coming in then leaving.

my former roommate works at a hospital in norcal and her husband says the hospital has been pretty calm the last few days.

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"And I saw an angel standing in the sun; and he cried with a loud voice, saying to all the fowls that fly in the midst of heaven, Come and gather yourselves together unto the supper of the great God;
That ye may eat the flesh of kings, and the flesh of captains, and the flesh of mighty men, and the flesh of horses, and of them that sit on them, and the flesh of all men, both free and bond, both small and great."

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>new cases going down in italy
yep, it's a nothingburger. you doomers look pretty stupid right now lmao

It is going to kill you all indirectly, you are going into a recession while asia takes control.

I'm going to die a virgin
I actually thought being a nice guy was going to pay off in the end.
How fucking wrong I was
God damn, killed by chinese aids alone in my appartment without anyone in the world who gives a shit.
At best I will be a statistic.

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Hasn’t even started yet

>yfw you fell for the happening meme

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Cope harder

What are the latest Italy numbers?

chinese shill

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>Five students at the University of Tampa have tested positive for COVID-19 after traveling for their spring break, school officials say

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Washing machine/dryer does decontaminate clothes right?

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Hey Americans, what exactly happens ones the Anti Christ Donald Trump declares Martial Law?

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I have an appointment with my psychiatrist tomorrow morning, but we're doing it by phone lol

Anyone have the Spongebob Quarantine meme where he goes out of his house and gets hit with Coronachan?

only the chinese data perfectly follows a mathematical line, and you know why

HUGGZIES before i go

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We are going to hit 400k in no time

Dude this guy looks exactly like my dad. It's kinda scary

The way he praises the chinks on a daily basis is kind of fucking creepy

Daily reminder:
We are fucked, big time

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Oh I don't know what to believe anymore.

dude sucks off china every chance he gets

Hey Austrians, what happens when your entire life revolves around Donald Trump mind fucking your cum brain?

1/2
>Youths will abuse the Corona system until they have to be restricted by law
>Young-Adult subculture ends, 11PM curfew, no groups of 'Youths' milling about
>Packs of 'Yutes' attacking peaceful Citizens come to an end
>Boomers, GenX, and Millenials will be able to report Zoomers who are out past curfew
>This ends drug culture as almost all street dealers are 'Yutes' or children
>Muslims packed into their Brap-Churches die in droves
>Roasties die by the hundred-score, their infected beef flaps poisoning their partners before they go
>Tinder and other eFuck bizzes go bankrupt
>Trannies de-transition as hormone infrastructure diverted to Coronachan
>Trannies suiciding at 2x41% as they sink into black depression
>"We can't perform any non-essential procedures, Bru..., I mean, Caitlyn. Sorry."
>Boomers die off, finally leaving their assets to GenX and Millenials
>Identity Politics takes a critical hit as people realize avoiding Chinese is a survival strategy
>Women come out of their Coonsoomer Spell and retreat to their biological imperatives
>A permanent mate is the only goal of all young women
>Women stop giving their pussy away and concentrate on pair-bonding

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France update soon?

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OH NO NO NO

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>Implying that the West wasn't already falling into obscurity before this pandemic
The West has been dying and losing influence for decades, this pandemic is just slightly speeding up the inevitable

follow*

Bigger time

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Deaths?

I'm surprised it took them this long

>Tampa
The ladies here might confuse this name for something else, what the hell America

2/2
>Every incel and NEET is rewarded with a needy woman to care for
>Gender Studies Departments nation-wide close from lack of students
>Women re-learn how to cook biscuits and nutritious meals by 18
>"No sense in throwing those socks away, user, let me darn them for you"
>People retreat to their ethnic, economic, and geographic communities to serve their tribe
>Blacks, Whites, Beans, Tofus, living in comfy harmony, caring for their own groups
>"N-no user I won't donate this to the Tofu-clan, they're for the Mayo-clan"
>Jews brainwashed with Holocaust-prop since infancy grow terrified of the Goy
>Jews build walls around their affluent East Side communities
>Guards are posted at the gates, can only exit and enter with a wax-seal
>Men set up neighborhood watches to enforce curfews and distancing
>"Why yes, 95lb user, you are a valuable asset, all men have value"
>"We need you at the gate, Bloat-user, let's help you lose that blubber"
>Deaths of Despair disappear from the epidemiological record
>A Nation of Men, heading their Family Unit, emerges from the ashes
>"Why did we ever give up on the Stars?"
>"We do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard"
>"I commit, that before this century is out, we will place a man on Pluto, and return him safely to the Earth..."

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Tomorrow

The US at 69% death rate. Nice.

You should lick everyone's doorknob, if you're so confident.

Hahahahahaha, see

Soap and water will destroy the lipid bilayer of the virus making it incapable of infecting you. So yes, a washing machine will disinfect your clothes, just as washing your hands will prevent sickness.

>he lacks the facts

WHAT WERE THE LATEST ITALY NUMBERS?

Only livecam in Wuhan goes offline just as the crisis ends
youtube.com/watch?v=Tf-4zQADLS8&feature=emb_logo
Why don't the CCP want us to see all those people coming out of their houses and celebrating victory in the streets?

>Around 14 Million Chinks died of Corona
>People still think Italy and Burgerland are going to win the Corona award

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Why do you keep posting this ugly slag?

Add rice-AIDS or RAIDS and batsoup-AIDS

Huge time

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Thread theme : youtube.com/watch?v=faAOrf07lHY

Chaos

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Brack plague

French numbers when?

They should have the Olympics while all the African Americans are dying.

>Hey Austrians, what happens when your entire life revolves around Donald Trump mind fucking your cum brain?

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>we have actual retards in here who are highly against wearing face masks, even mock you if they see you wearing one
>"VIRUS ONLY KILL OLD PEOPLE!!"
>"HUMANS HAVE BEEN INFECTED WITH OTHER TYPES OF CORONA VIRUSES BEFORE, IT'S NOTHING NEW, WE'LL JUST FIND A CURE AND MAKE IT THROUGH LIKE WE DID BACK THEN AS WELL."
Hope they're the first to get fucked with the Wuhan Plague and die.

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The viruses I could get from doing that are substantially worse than this by far. So no.

Why don't people seem to care about my mental health anymore? I cannot stay in the house and expect to be well mentally. I need to get out and interact with people.
Even places like Twitter who usually have very supportive mental health communities are saying ridiculous shit, like mental health shouldn't be a consideration.
At least there are still a lot of subs on Reddit that have compassion.
There is a such a stigma around mental health and we never talk about it. We need to talk more and acknowledge that mental health is so important.
Why have places like Twitter suddenly flipped? It's so strange and seems suspicious like it's coordinated.

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India superpower 2021 confirmed
U.S. third world country 2021 confirmed

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unironically take your meds, schizophrenic freak

Airlines are kill.

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Yas Forums is still making /cvg/ threads? It was proven to be a nothingburger 4 months ago. You guys need some fresh air.

uk numbers when?

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The cleansing has begun

Massive time

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Yep but this will mark the point in history when people will say it fell into obscurity and asia took over.

it was a small dip suicide nothingburgerfags rejoiced

Boomer Doomer

>no previous conditions
love this meme

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God you're so canadian, smear me in your maple syrup while I scream in extasy

KUNGFLU , nome sayyin?

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Rate my prep.

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Good, fuck the globohomo enablers.

RAND PAUL HAS IT HAHAHA
youtube.com/watch?v=2krpluWwCa0

Lookner is a bit slow today. He hasn't noticed the latest NYC numbers going past 12,000.

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>I need to get out and interact with people.
GET OUT NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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what country did xi bug out to?

You people are so obviously shills. Jesus you lot are so bad at this. Now fuck off faggots

>shill faggots are swarming back

Chinaids

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>a lot of restaurants are shutting down and won't open back up till it's over
guys I'm sorry but we gotta cancel coronachan

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in Greece we have to sms satan @ 13033 to get approval to go out or we pay a fine of 150 yuros

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>34 new cases in South Africa
Now 274 total in South Africa. Will things finally speed up there soon?

at this speed we will reach 1M by next sunday. What a time to be alive.

Merkel has to be in quarantine: contact with people infected with corona

Top news (6.41 p.m.): After her press appearance in the evening, the Chancellor was informed that on Friday she had contact with a doctor who had meanwhile been tested positive for the corona virus. The doctor had carried out a preventive pneumococcal vaccination at Merkel on Friday afternoon.

After the information on Sunday evening, the Chancellor decided to immediately quarantine her home, Seibert said. “It will be tested regularly over the next few days because a test would not be fully meaningful yet. The Federal Chancellor will also do her official business out of domestic quarantine. ”

Merkel (CDU) previously called on the population to “renounce and sacrifice” in the fight against the corona crisis. Public life and social contacts would have to be further reduced by new distance rules and closures, said Merkel on Sunday when presenting a new catalog of measures by the federal and state governments. "This is how we save lives," she emphasized. Her own life has also changed: "I canceled almost all dates when people would come to the Chancellery."

Editor's note: Previously, it had been said at this point that Merkel itself had been tested positively. That was a misunderstanding. Please excuse the mistake.

MERKEL IS QUARANTINED
>MERKEL IS QUARNTINED

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Still no NC deaths, guess we are just stronger here.

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

As long as some nukes fly I can die happy.

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Good call. I was watching that since day one.
The black pixel bar he was fighting to control the screen was fun.

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First for rats deserting a sinking ship.

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,054 (3,261) Italy 59,138 (5,476) United States 38,167 (396) Spain 28,603 (1,756) Germany 24,806 (93) Iran 21,638 (1,685) France 14,459 (562) South Korea 8,897 (104) Switzerland 7,367 (98) United Kingdom 5,683 (281) Netherlands 4,204 (179) Belgium 3,401 (75) Austria 3,302 (16) Norway 2,263 (7) Sweden 1,931 (21) Portugal 1,600 (14) Canada 1,426 (20) Denmark 1,395 (13) Australia 1,353 (7) Malaysia 1,306 (10) Brazil 1,209 (18) Japan 1,086 (36) Turkey 947 (21) Israel 945 (1) Luxembourg 798 (8) Ecuador 789 (14) Ireland 785 (3) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Pakistan 646 (4) Chile 632 (1) Poland 627 (7) Finland 626 (1) Greece 624 (15) Thailand 599 (1) Iceland 568 (1) Indonesia 514 (48) Singapore 455 (2) Romania 433 (2) Slovenia 414 (2) India 396 (7) Philippines 380 (25) Russia 367 (1) Peru 363 (5) Bahrain 332 (2) Hong Kong 317 (4) Egypt 294 (10) Croatia 254 (1) Mexico 251 (2) Lebanon 248 (4) Panama 245 (3)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +46 (+6) Italy +5,560 (+651) United States +13,960 (+94) Spain +3,107 (+375) Germany +2,442 (+9) Iran +1,028 (+129) South Korea +98 (+2) Switzerland +504 (+18) United Kingdom +665 (+48) Netherlands +573 (+43) Belgium +586 (+8) Austria +310 (+8) Sweden +161 (+1) Portugal +320 (+2) Canada +98 (+1) Malaysia +123 (+2) Ecuador +257 (+7) Pakistan +1 (+1) Poland +91 (+2) Greece +94 (+2) Indonesia +64 (+10) Romania +66 (+2) Slovenia +31 (+1) India +64 (+2) Philippines +73 (+6) Bahrain +22 (+1) Iraq +19 (+3) Colombia +35 (+2) Serbia +51 (+1) Algeria +62 (+2) Hungary +28 (+2) Macedonia +30 (+1) Andorra +25 (+1) Burkina Faso +11 (+1) Tunisia +15 (+2) Afghanistan +10 (+1) Guam +12 (+1) Mauritius +10 (+1) Norway +99 Denmark +69 Australia +281 Brazil +31 Czech Republic +125 Japan +32 Israel +62 Luxembourg +128 Chile +95 Finland +103 Thailand +188 Iceland +95…

>FULL LISTS
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>99% of those who died had preexisting conditions.
spoiler: regular flu also only kills those with pre-existing conditions, and they don't drown in their own blood.

please her doctors be all recently migrated "Syrians"

no

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COVID19 origins what are your thoughts on this and no i am not Chang

>muh americuns unleashed this bioweapon
>13.5k infected in US just today
based retard

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>be me stay in hospital for the first time in my life, have to get 6 antibiotic IVs for soft tissue infection, it wasn't bad but the doctor wouldn't let me leave and it was just a precaution.

>nice nurse looks after me, spent majority of the time just talking to me. Made my peepee hard

>her shift ends and the night shift niggers come in, completely fucking RUDE, LOUD AND UPPITY, this fucking nigger left my light on while i was chained up to my bed and then had the fucking nerve to talk so loud in ooga booga for the whole night.

i'm gonna make sure i die if i get sick i'm not staying a whole fucking month in hospital around niggers

Are we getting 400k update by Tuesday night?

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tfw no Rhodok gf

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Adding to what's been said you can always try this.

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Started snowing and night temps drop below zero. Do below zero temperatures kill viruses?