PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - RAND NO EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
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@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
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snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

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SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/21/20
c-span.org/video/?470583-1/
youtu.be/3WBZssr4Seg
>ActDHSSec Wolf on F&F 3/21/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6143637250001
>VPCoS Short on F&F 3/21/20
youtu.be/DHBFGzy3GPw
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/20/20
c-span.org/video/?470538-1/
youtu.be/AonvffI6gng
>DefSec Esper on F&F 3/20/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6143422572001
>HUDSec SleepyBen on JudgeJeanine 3/21/20
youtu.be/Oei9_SRfaSw
>ActDHSSec Wolf outside WH 3/20/20
c-span.org/video/?470541-101/
>ActDHSSec Wolf on FBN 3/20/20
youtu.be/1DS2w4p8VJk
>FEMAAdm Gaynor on CBSThisMorning 3/20/20
youtu.be/oXBVoxqifMk
>NECDir Kudlow on Hannity 3/20/20
youtu.be/uSR2o-26p6s
>WHTradeDir Navarro JudgeJeanine 3/21/20
youtu.be/Z5cG6m0fYXY
>ActCBPCommr Morgan on JudgeJeanine 3/21/20
pic.twitter.com/E7H6QtnAq4
>America1stActionChair LindaMac on WTNHNews8 3/20/20
youtu.be/6_5_IbxLvAQ
>USDAVideo: To the heroes in the US food supply chain, we salute you 3/20/20
pic.twitter.com/3wIUuNtUpb
>StateDeptVideo: SoS Pompeo on Disinfo&Corona-chan 3/20/20
youtu.be/0kjhM8qkciM
>WHVideo: FLotUS Melania on Corona-chan 3/20/20
youtu.be/fSaEPRF7_Uc
>WHVideo: AgSec Perdue "Plenty of food, assholes!" 3/20/20
youtu.be/W2vsK-L0iAE

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sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1201971219303285
thelocal.it/20180119/italy-worst-flu-season-in-14-years
telegraph.co.uk/global-health/science-and-disease/have-many-coronavirus-patients-died-italy/
youtu.be/isUwroqFnJU
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SEND YOUR ENERGY TO RAND

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Just fucking make a decision. Jesus christ.

He'll save children,
but not the British children.

MAGA

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where my fucking check at Donny

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THERE IS NO NEETBUX IN THE GOP BILL

MERKEL IN CONTACT WITH A DOCTOR WHO WAS POSITIVE
ALL OF THE ELITES ARE BEING WIPED OUT
DEUS VULT

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SSSSSSS
DEATH TO LOLBERTS
THE TIME OF THE NEET IS NOW

MAGA

\O/

MAGA

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We need to ramp up American production to have sufficient medical supplies. There is only one way we're going to do that quickly.

Suspend the Federal Minimum Wage. We need cheap labor fast.

WOW
imagine being such bumbling fuck up with facts you get fact checked by you own guy in front of the media

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KEK
that's true.
>Oh god, I can't support TrumpBux out of principle
>but at the same time I can't be seen not supporting TrumpBux

>....
>...*cough*....
>....*cough cough*....*clears throat*....
>....I....I got the coof......can't vote....sorry guys.

Congress is slow by design. This is fast enough.

RAND PLS GET BETTER

MANLETS FOR RANDLET UNITE

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>Randlet is infected

If he dies I have first dibs on the qt milf widow

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\o/

fiscal responsibility will tear you a new one when congress denies all gibs
you should have listened to the rand man and now it's too late

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>asymptomatic
Poor man :(

>its a Bush style tax credit that you will have to pay back with interest
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Neoliberalism/neoconservatism wins again

>rands neighbor specifically broke his ribs and gave him a hernia
>wuhan flu will make him get pneumonia and de
oh the deep state will pay for that one

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now post the definition of:
>eligible individual

thats where there's going to be an issue, no matter what the payout amount is.

>Paul was the only senator to vote against the first round of emergency coronavirus funding.

ACT OF GOD, RAND

I have a complete self sustaining house with a greenhouse/generators and a mini farms to have chickens/rabbits all year long. I have 20 rifles with thousands of ammo. IF EVEN ONE NON WHITE DARES APPROACH MY SANCTUARY I WILL SHOOT ON SIGHT. STAY AWAY AND TOUGH LUCK IF YOU DIDNT PREPARE, DUMMIES!

i'm not sure NEETs are too terribly motivated but they'll probably survive the apocalypse like the cockroach

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>keeping bailout recipients secret for 6 months
lmao this bill is trash

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SHE'S 65 YEARS OLD
IT'S FUCKING OGRE

lel

Oh no.
How terrible.
This is so bad.
Whatever will we do.

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SHOOT EVERYONE LEAVING THEIR HOMES

Real reasonable you dwarf

you cant live off rabbits bro they are cutting into your chickens if anything

Yeah. Well we ruined the world economy over a meme virus

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Lolberts will like this.

msn.com/en-us/health/medical/lowell-sports-apparel-maker-now-making-masks-to-help-in-coronavirus-crisis/ar-BB11tkM4

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Rand cannot oppose the NEETchad in quarantine. The gibs are coming, wagie.

Fuck that.

If we're in such dire straits, manufacturers can offer HIGHER wages to the unemployed masses.

Posting Awoo in new bread again

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TSA

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I only care about the cure. They respectfully disagree all day.

hes had a different opinion than trump on things, but has also acknowledged that there can be more than one correct answer.

as soon as this is over his ass is out on the street

How do I get this asymptomatic strain that all the elites are catching?

>Barr to Ask Congress to Indefinitely Suspend Habeas Corpus during Coronavirus Pandemic

MAGA, who needs constitutional rights when you have a GEOTUS?

Can we take this opportunity to ban TSA and the Fed after the memevirus is over

Trump is such a faggot failure
5 MILLION of his boomer dickslurping cultists will DIE because he did NOTHING
not voting for a kike, not voting at all, if you vote for this TRAITOR you are a KIKE ACCOMPLICE

Die, Merkel, die.

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sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1201971219303285
>In the winter seasons from 2013/14 to 2016/17, an estimated average of 5,290,000 ILI cases occurred in Italy, corresponding to an incidence of 9%.

>More than 68,000 deaths attributable to flu epidemics were estimated in the study period.

>Italy showed a higher influenza attributable excess mortality compared to other European countries. especially in the elderly.

thelocal.it/20180119/italy-worst-flu-season-in-14-years
>Nearly 4 million people in Italy sought treatment for the flu in recent weeks, the highest number of cases since 2004.
>There were some 832,000 flu patients between January 8-14th, according to the National Health Institute’s virus monitoring service, making a total of 3,883,000 cases since September 2017.
>“The spread of the influenza virus this year is very intense, higher even than the pandemic of 2009-10 and comparable only to the 2004-5 season,” said Antonino Bella, one of the institute’s specialists in infectious disease.

telegraph.co.uk/global-health/science-and-disease/have-many-coronavirus-patients-died-italy/
>But Prof Ricciardi added that Italy’s death rate may also appear high because of how doctors record fatalities.

>“The way in which we code deaths in our country is very generous in the sense that all the people who die in hospitals with the coronavirus are deemed to be dying of the coronavirus.

reminder that this disease is most significantly lethal to the elderly, and most leadership is elderly

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Fauci already has stressed that there isn't distance between them. Trump and others are hopeful that "anecdotal reports" have merit, and Fauci is super-focused on stringent testing and data points. You need both to drive innovation here.

lick a merchant?

Get the facts on YOUR NEETbux

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MIGA MIGA
TRUST THE PLAN

Guys who dig old broads are even more degenerate than hebephiles. Her ovaries are atrophied. You are an evolutionary dead-end.

>Justin Wise
With those jug-handle ears he must give some fantastic head.

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Italy is over reporting deaths.
Spain is too.
The world is out of work.
Crime beneath murder and rape has been deemed not prosecution.
Can we just get this over with?
This is stupid.

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>send my love to Hillary - Fauci
Uhuh.

lol you guys have zero talking points left i love it

when is Trump going to decriminalize weed?

Rand confirmed for white

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>Italy is over reporting deaths.
>Spain is too.
IMF pays per corpse

Throw that shit out.
Absolutely not.

he's a deep state midget. end of.

Prove fauci isn't a hildawg plant.

Lol where the fuck do you think we are

Good, this sounds like Hawleys bill.

>EU is literally kill

And nothing of value was lost that day.

Are the dems really fighting against giving American people money because they don't want anything positive to happen under trump?

> Rand Paul has Corona

Get your government hands off my COVID-19!

Dem leadership is. The regular dems are mostly just adding extra pork to the bill.

why didn't they get masks?

>portugal: 14 deaths
>ireland: 3 deaths
OHOHOHOHOHO

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~*~DAY 7~*~
youtu.be/isUwroqFnJU
~*~DAY 7~*~

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Beautiful. Thank you

I'm not saying he isn't, but the media attempts drive wedges between Trump and other people by literally cherry-picking words and phrases to drive a narrative.

why don't people who work for businesses that are temporarily closed just change their careers and learn to code?

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how is the first faggoted dem to get infected and have the courage to come out in public? and when does biden get it and have to drop out of race, not that there will even be a 2020 presidential election

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This whole shit seems like a plot to get all the militias, antifa and jihads to come out of the woodwork and get swatted.

If dobles Soros has it

We can get him through this chip in now

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i knew that shit was a dumb idea - just recycle at the store, give people a coupon for 2% off purchase if they bring in single use bags that arent sticky and dirty, and then just process and recycle that plastic into new bags again - that way you keep the same plastic type all together (its only those kind of bags), making it cheap and efficient to do, and incentivises it and has the store company handling it not the city (dont accept other shit except maybe plastic bottles in a diff bin)

What does it mean

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IF YOU HAVE A KIKE PROBLEM AND YOU
NEED
FASH
NOW
CALL ADOLPH HITLER
877-FASH-NOW

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An object of amusement would be gone.

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Oh no

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If they own a laptop they can work
If Trump and the GOP don’t use this bullshit as a reason to bring companies back I’ll be pretty pissed, this is the PERFECT time to do it

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there's some incredibly UNMAGA individuals that tried to imply the potatolords aren't white and yet we will conquer europe once the plague wipes out all you untermensch

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>500 yen
BUY BUY BUY
i forgot
F

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You have to keep it secret or the stock market will go nuts but ya... it’s trash

Yup I remember that. Hope he is all healed up.

There are better 2d slavfus, Barbosa.

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>secret bailouts for jews
>advance tax credits for goyim
WHO RUNS BURGER TOWN

Munching on Fox telling what's really in the bill .

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Trump would need to get the dems to help, and that's not counting the neocons still in Congress to sabotage. Though with executive powers he probably can bypass them.

This
Well what's he saying i'm listening to an audiobook and don't into cable

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