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If this kills her, I will love China forever.

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Is working as a restocker at supermarkets in London a good idea? Obviously working when there are customers would be unsafe but the night shift seems pretty safe. Would they accept you if you're a total neet with no work experience?

F angela merkel, a fellow comrade

someone summarise what the fuck was the point in that meeting?!

>"THE POLICE?"
>"wash your hands"

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>muh vaccine in 18 months
there are already far too many strains of this thing. if it's mutating this quickly, imagine the number of strains that will be circulating in 18 months.

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Fuck off, /cvg/ spastic.

Narh, but stream yours though lad.

lol
I wonder if all that prepping for a Hard Brexit has left Britain any better prepared than other countries, or if we're just as fucked

I think they will take anyone on with no checks at all right now

Yes but that isn't a bad thing, the trend will be to mutate to strains which don't hospitalise people

A lot of the daily briefings will be like that, because there's fuck all to say other than "wash your hands and don't go outside".

>go to the park, but stay home

OMG OMG how many strains lad?

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lol they were saying we had a surplus in medical supplies cause of it, cant remember source though

her dad was called 'red kasner'
he was a priest in east germany

Yas Forums failed me
Give me some end of the World kino to watch please
>inb4 Threads
pic unrelated

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but also don't go near your mother on mother's day, but also stay within 2 meters and wash your hands.

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Mental health becoming a trendy maymay turns out to be a fucking disaster yet again. People with actual quantifiable lifelong mental illness are still just as fucked as ever but now everyone's mad on 'muh awareness, muh consciousness raising' and think they're experts on it because they read that doing ten minutes' mindfulness and going for a stroll 'cures' depression that they didn't have to begin with. Reee.

Mad Max

why was bojo so surprised about police being mentioned

>Germany has announced further measures to try to curb the spread of coronavirus, banning meetings of more than two people outside work and home for at least two weeks.

there's no selective pressure here, the virus has a 24+ day asymptomatic incubation period. it's already as "mild" as it's ever going to get. "survivors" can't even build up immunity to the virus because it has ADE.

Contagion

my parents are aliens

>ADE
What is this?

>tfw too much of a coward to order my exit bag before now, now there's probably a shortage anyway

The Road
28 Days Later
A Boy and His Dog
Snowpiercer
Train to Busan

f, they died for the cause

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>"survivors" can't even build up immunity to the virus because it has ADE.
Lies. Researchers just found somebody still had antibodies present for the original SARS and they were infected in 2004

red october

antibody dependent enhancement. any form of immune response will strengthen the virus and you'll die from a cyokine storm.

Also, current research on monkeys shows they can't get infected a second time with COVID 19

Fuck off, /cvg/ spastic.

Condor (tv show)
youtube.com/watch?v=yWq6gHKzE1Y

Resident Evil 1-6
2012

The funny thing is that THEY ARE BEGGING HIM!
People who were crying about conservative win and Boris becoming a PM are BEGGING HIM.
Fuck this world.
Fuck lefties, slave mentality!

it's just a flu lad

If things keep getting worse, I'm gonna rape that lass at work. Fuck it.

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explain all of the reinfections and related deaths. it's happening far too frequently to be nothing.

Yeah but, what if you know the outcome will be the same between now or 60years from now?
Feels like I’m just waiting out my time for death.
Based desu. Good way to go second only to streaming it imo.
Sure. If we’re all still in these threads 8 years from now that is.
Would jumping in front of a bullet train be a good way? Not like you’ll feel it it have to regret it like say if you jumped off a tall building

>deliberately infecting monkeys
surely that can't go wrong at all

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Watching the boris conference now

Why the fuck are the journalists still so obsessed with wanting lockdown soooo badly??
24/7 corona coverage is melting normie minds enough as it is

make sure you do it from 2 metres away lad

>Kasner was regarded as a religious leader and idealist who did not oppose the church governance or the policies of the Socialist party, From a perspective of governance, Kasner was considered one of the more "progressive" forces. His nickname during GDR times, quoted repeatedly in the press, was "Red Kasner." He was the longtime director of the pastoral college in a key position within the Evangelical Church in Berlin-Brandenburg. All theologians were required as part of their education and training to spend some time as a vicar with their second theological examination in Templin.

>Kasner took trips abroad as part of the National Front and was given the privilege of travelling to the West either by company car or private vehicle, which could be procured through Genex. On the other hand, his wife, Herlind, was forbidden to do so due to her position as a GDR teacher. A recruitment effort by the Stasi is presumed to have failed. Unlike the children in other pastors’ families, the higher education of the Kasner children was not impeded.

>From the late 1960s onwards, Kasner criticised the social order of West Germany: he did not support reunification.

was in the hitler youth as a bairn

NONCE

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Do things you enjoy. Just stop caring.

they should make a film about greta rescuing animals but one turns out to be infected with a zombie virus

Its like the media want to be so coddled and told word for word how to behave

Boris is just giving rules of thumb he shouldn't even need to enforce lockdown its down to personal responsibility but of course these people are fucking mongoloids

Because they're itching for a chimpout to report on.

When did personal responsibility stop being a thing?

I always seethe whenever i see him on the tv. Absolute establishment scum

>A recruitment effort by the Stasi is presumed to have failed. Unlike the children in other pastors’ families, the higher education of the Kasner children was not impeded.

really makes you go hmmmmmmmmm

>UK coronavirus death toll rises by 48 in one day to 281 with 5,683 cases: Boris Johnson threatens a total lockdown of the UK within 24 hours with parks and open spaces closed unless the public keep two metres apart outdoors
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8140313/UK-coronavirus-death-toll-rises-48-ONE-day-Boris-Johnson-threatens-shut-UK-parks.html

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since this weekend thousands of people are going outside like its some sort of early summer holiday and not like thousands wont die

What if you don’t care about or enjoy anything any more?

There's no point locking down anyway, the only sure way to protect from it is to wear full hazmat gear 24/7 for about a year or so, might as well just accept you're going to get it at some point and hope you don't get the bad shit. Unless you got health probs already, in which case you should panic.

pastebin.com/NDsJppHh
COVID19 origins

>Daily Mail
Fuck off, /cvg/ spastic.

Since Beth Rigby and Sam Coates repeatedly ask word for word how to behave and say B-BUT SADIQ TOLD ME I CAN'T GO TO THE PLAYGROUND WHAT DO I DO DADDY BORIS

yea my grandad was in the communist equivalent of the hitler youth. you had to do it i believe.

With the rise of social media and smartphones, everyone is being infantilised.

im just so fucking depressed

Slight decrease from yesterday, herd immunity is working

what's happened to all the important and crucial trans community news?

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So this is the end for mankind?

Fucking morons wanting a lockdown. As if I couldn't possible despise this country any less.

i dont fucking want to be here anymore

the virus is harder to transmit in warmer weather to be fair

this is what surprised me the most
I honestly thought it would have been well over 60

Yes.

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Don't worry you'll be dead soon lad

Well put. iPhones and social media was a mistake.