BREAKING!!! RAND PAUL TESTED POSITIVE FOR CORONA-CHAN!!!
BREAKING!!! RAND PAUL TESTED POSITIVE FOR CORONA-CHAN!!!
Lincoln Flores
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Jason Butler
>ends up being a nothingburger and proves Ron right that this was just a scheme to take what freedoms we had left
Jayden Reed
This will end up closing Congress before too long. The average age of the Senate has to be 60. If they are going to pass an aid bill, they need to get on that shit.
Jason Cruz
and yet Killery is fine
Brody Lewis
>happening so real it happens on happeningman's son
also checked
Kevin Russell
This
Owen Davis
who knows if she is?
also where is Biden and Bernie?
Connor Morris
He touched me as kid
Wyatt Rogers
Oh fugg, it really is project zephyr.
Sebastian Ward
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKK
Lincoln Russell
Checked for irony
Christopher Gomez
Checking those quads
Hunter Gray
that's what u get for being a lolbertarian
Charles Parker
Sorry mate, your not going to make it.
Wyatt Hughes
Fuck, fuck, fuck...that's fucking bad
Josiah Peterson
His dad called the virus a hoax
Ayden Hill
>Closes Congress
>Trump has official absolute power
Adam Sanders
nooooo
Ryder Reed
checked and keked
Jordan Moore
>tests positive
>zero symptoms, just the test saying "oy vey ur sick!"
>not a hoax
ok then
Ryder Davis
ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS LISTEN
Anthony Edwards
>asymptomatic
>tests have 10% false positive rate.
Literally a 1/10 chance he doesn't have it.
Charles Watson
If he has it, it is very likely that the majority, or at least the most active/present members of Congress have it as well.
That's assuming we don't all have here in the states.
Nolan Barnes
Connor Lopez
>everyone in the world has the virus
>95% of people have literally no symptoms
>of the 5% who have ANY symptoms, 2-3% suffer serious complications or die
Is this supposed to make us think coronameme is any less of a total hoax?
Justin Watson
Why is he speaking in the 3rd person?
Landon Gray
No kidding
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Easton Cook
>tfw u have to burry your own son :^(
Matthew Adams
It's one of his staffers tweeting this
Jackson Evans
>no symptoms
>no contact with sick people
>no reason to get tested
>somehow gets a fucking test
He shouldn't have been tested in the 1st place.
How can he get a test when there are sick people who can't?
Wyatt Wilson
Check
Parker Fisher
he'll be fine
Aiden Sullivan
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Ryan Jones
Woohooo
Easton Adams
Exactly. Hypocrisy much??
Josiah Flores
He was voting in the Senate on Wednesday...
Gabriel Brooks
kek
this is now an Ron Paul appreciation thread !
Kevin Moore
He voted against Trumpbux, he got what he deserved
Isaiah Butler
NOOOOO
Jack Lee
Congress is fucked.
Connor Hall
Kek
Joseph Garcia
No socialized treatment for you goy!
Adrian Wood
>its real
oh nonononono
Anthony Martinez
Lol, what a dunce.
Connor Gonzalez
>delay corona bill with unrelated amendment
>first to get corona
lmao silly pube haired goblin, hopefully he spread it to old congressmen while he was still there
Noah Powell
This many significant digits in a 42 post thread?
The happening is truly upon us.
Colton Smith
hahhahaha trumps entire administration will die thanks to his incompetence lmao what karma!
Benjamin Davis
>ITS HAPPENING (TO ME)
Adrian Davis
Oy vey goyim
Nicholas Fisher
c-checked again user
Chase Martin
Julian Diaz
>The happening is truly upon us.
Rand was asymptomatic and he doesn't exactly know when he got infected. He could be a superspreader and passed it on to the entire Senate by now.
Nathan Evans
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David Gonzalez
Remember when Ron Paul was on TV saying this was a nothing burger? Maybe he'll take it seriously now that his son has it.
Jonathan Walker
Senate coronavirus vote delayed after Rand Paul pushes doomed amendment
libertarians are social cancer.
Luke Anderson
>4636
>4939
I know I'm checking my own weird digit shit at this point but... ight I'mma head out.
>the digits say Rand will live but Congress will not
ok
Christopher Howard
fucking brainlet piece of shit
Blake Ortiz
Henry Sanchez
IT'S OVER
Jayden Collins
asymptomatic
lol.
Michael Brown
>Maybe he'll take it seriously now that his son has it.
Ron thinks that boy ain't right
Jaxon Bell
How many from Congress will follow?
Jayden Adams
You could test Rand Paul positive for another hundred viruses right now. Doesn't mean any of them will wipe out humanity.
Blake Flores
Asher Bell
Always wanted a higher res version of this.
Brody Bell
>Has he been infected?
"Oh yes, most certainly. When I mentioned we could put him on the priority list for the COVID-19 vaccine, he was so willing it was almost pathetic."
Wyatt Ross
Yw leaf bro. Looks nice. Thanks
Isaiah Gomez
No one said it'll wipe out humanity, retard
Anthony Jones
Ron Paul wasn't claiming Corona doesn't exist, retard. He was claiming it was a nothing burger, or that it's being blown WAY out of proportion so shadow government can use it as a smokescreen for economic collapse/martial law/whatever. How the fuck does his son getting it, having LITERALLY NO SYMPTOMS OR ADVERSE EFFECTS WHATSOEVER, and then being sent to quarantine prove that wrong at all?
Asher Harris
Deus Ex is right again. Not long until Trump gets it.