/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2410 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

► Detected: 339,904 (+31,177) ► Died: 14,589 (+1,434)

~~~ Remaining to surpass H1N1: 3911 deaths ~~~

>NEWS
Virus hits Africa, Nigerians killed by chloroquine poisoning
archive.is/AEO4V

Wuhan doesn't report new cases because they are not testing
archive.is/x0PhF

12% of deaths in Italy had no previous conditions
archive.is/pLAaL

All of urban India under lockdown, affecting 455 million
archive.is/rzZ4xP

Med shocked, lungs of young patients filled with blood
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>RESEARCH
Virus infects bacteria, lives in guts indefinitely
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Reinfection possible and even deadlier
archive.is/Iw58p

Virus spreads before symptoms and up to 12 days after recovery
archive.is/UA3g1

Recovered in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
archive.is/HjykE

Asymptomatic carriers, asymptomatic transmission
archive.is/J0Wzo

>REMINDER
WHO: Detailed information provided in only 38% of cases
archive.is/GSeHM

China only testing people with Hubei travel history
archive.is/3hHC4

Infection could reach 60% of world population
archive.is/Xcxwm

Czech Republic under lockdown, affecting 10 million
archive.is/JgXqA

Nurses refused testing by CDC
archive.is/Dw2qG

>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
17:12: 5,560 new cases and 651 new deaths in Italy.
17:11: 48 new deaths in the United Kingdom.
17:10: 869 new cases and 1 new death in Germany.
15:32: 73 new cases and 6 new deaths in the Philippines.
15:08: 44 new cases in Hong Kong.
15:03: 2,908 new cases in New York state, United States.
14:45: 95 new cases in Iceland.

>MORE
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Happening is over, schizos.
Go to your doctors now, you need your meds.
Without your meds, your delusions will only grow.
It's over. Eat your stashed food. Go outside. Have some sex.

>US State Leaderboard
389 total deaths
32/50 states (+DC/GU/PR) on the board

>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

>NY:
114 deaths
>WA:
94 deaths
>CA:
28 deaths
>GA:
23 deaths
>LA:
20 deaths
>NJ:
16 deaths
>FL:
13 deaths
>MI:
8 deaths
>CO, IL:
6 deaths
>CT, TX:
5 deaths
>IN, OR, WI:
4 deaths
>KY, MD, MO, OH, SC, VA:
3 deaths
>AZ, KS, MA, NV, OK, PA, VT:
2 deaths
>DC, GU, MN, MS, PR, SD, TN:
1 death

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WE REACHED THE PEAK Yas Forums
WE REACHED THE PEAK AT 60K!

HAPPENING FAGS BTFO
HAPPENING FAGS BTFO
>HAPPENING FAGS BTFO
>HAPPENING FAGS BTFO

YES YES I CAN FINALLY GO BACK TO UNI NEXT MONTH AND I WILL GET LAID YES YES YES
I'M NO LONGER AN AUTISTIC NEET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THANKS GIUSEPPE CONTE!

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How you doin out there, anons?

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You will be infected soon

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Just had dinner
How many Italians did China kill today?

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The more nothingburger posts the less nuke China posts
The more nuke China posts the less nothingburger posts
Funny that

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Get fucked Canada, we will beat you.
We've been neck and neck for a week

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If only you knew how bad things really are.

At this point we most likely have over 10k infected in capital area alone (Helsinki + nearby areas), most of them not showing any symptoms yet. We are just couple weeks behind Italy, and there is basically nothing we can do to stop it now. We are trying to do our best without causing panic among the normies, but our current measures probably don’t have any significant effect in r0. This thing has insane ability to spread.

Our hospitals are going to crash and burn, it’s only a matter of time now. We can only hope the herd immunity thing is going to eventually slow down the spread. But if doesn’t, then the world as we know it has permanently changed. Right now, we are simply going to keep calm and carry on, until our supplies and manpower slowly burn out. What happens then? Well, nobody really knows, but one thing is certain: vast amount of people is going to die.

So, if you still haven’t started prepping, I don’t know what the heck is wrong with you? And when talking about how much you should prep, the answer is: as much as you can! This is going to take months at least, and I wouldn’t be surprised if this thing is still going on in 2021. If I would be you, I would be prepping when there is still food left to buy, and governments haven’t started rationing everything and cutting down traffic. Trust me, it’s probably going to happen sooner than you think.

And I would also do prepping without going to shops personally, by ordering delivery straight to my home if it’s possible. Sure, some small town shops are probably safe over still, but in Helsinki area for instance, at this point we are probably talking about 1000+ new infected every day – it just takes some weeks for them to show up in our hospitals.

I wish best luck to all of you guys – and trust me, you are going to need it.

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Is not a "chinese" virus, viruses have no nationality, stop being racist.

take your meds, pasta boi

H1N1 killed 200k you paste eating fucktard

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK OFF BURGERS DON'T STEAL OUR FIRST PLACE

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Wanna bet?

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Bojo live stream
youtube.com/watch?v=9YYYXwwMmn8

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If a bowl is made in China it's a Chinese bowl.

Italy's gonna have one hell of a lot of estate sales coming up. can't wait for discounted prices and good deals

fucking degenerate

Shitposters from Yas Forums flooding cvg because muh stockerinos oh no, my bitty coins, boomer remover is making me lose my $30 allowance in the market

I've got bad news for people who think diseases come in a single wave and then vanish forever. Watch for years when both second and first graders get simultaneously exposed.

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Possibly infected by a coworker. Just a few more huggzies before it starts?

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are you sure you wan't to celebrate this early on

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USA BEATING ITALY SOON AIMING TO BE #1 ON CORONALYMPICS TALLY

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>tfw entire company can work from home
on the one hand im incredibly thankful
on the other i desperately want to never work again and hate that work has infected my sanctuary

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Not looking good bros.

If chinese virus is racist why are they attempting to say it originated in the US?

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UHH i hope you guys bought ammo and guns because ammo is sold out here in Michigan, only odd ball calibers left, like .30 cal carbine, background checks are on 3 day backups and gun shelves are empty

>still not distinguishing detected from recovered
you're a scumbag and an attention whore

RAND PAUL TESTED POSITIVE

Rand Paul infected

twitter.com/RandPaul/status/1241780756617273345?s=20

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WHEN USA #1?
> WHEN USA #1?
WHEN USA #1?
> WHEN USA #1?
WHEN USA #1?
> WHEN USA #1?
WHEN USA #1?
> WHEN USA #1?

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>Misteur Bogdanoff, the Nouille Orque neumbeures
>RIG IT

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schizo freak, take meds

Wu-Flu Chan Ain't Nuttin ta Fuck Wit
Wu-Flu Chan Ain't Nuttin ta Fuck Wit
Wu-Flu Chan Ain't Nuttin ta Fuck Wit

MUTE MUTE MUTE-Y MUTE MUTE

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I'm at home with my many cans of chicken noodle soup. Life is alright.

When will China be accused of biological warfare, and bringing threat to humanity?

how long did it take though? did it kill 200k in three months?

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>waited until now to get a gun and ammo
>probably won't be able to
fuck my life

Have we beaten malaria yet?

Hmm... I'll take 2 pussy pops. 1 ass pop. 5 pair used panties.

Time to roll your quarantine USA frens

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shut up texas

Is there any new vid compilation that is not chinese?

>1 day dip means peak over
You poor bastard. There were dips on the 12th, 14th, 16th and 17th of this month as well.

>WE REACHED THE PEAK
Wait another 5 days. If rates don't go worse than before, yes, it'll be the peak.
Otherwise it's just the weekend.

You know what rhymes with take meds?

PAY DEBTS

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need to go to hospital for a scan tomorrow lads
>not Wuhan flu related
how fucked am i...

>refugee flag

Rand Paul is infected

>t. can’t use Google

>just one downward deaths
>go outside and get infected lol
this is your brain on nothingburgers

>ONLY 1% OF ITALY'S DEAD WERE

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>H1N1 *was estimated to have* killed 200k you paste eating fucktard
Fixed it for ya

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RAND PAUL TESTS POSITIVE

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Based. I'm so glad I never bought into all that bullshit. I worked enough to keep a roof over my head and food in my belly. All of us who lived simply are gonna do just fine lmao @ upwardly mobile fags. Hope you had fun

USA +13,931

IT'S BACK UP, HAPPENING UNCANCELLED

you worried youll have to close your borders and cut off your supply of brown cocks

Need fucking numbers on the image to roll anything, fag.

>Remaining to surpass H1N1: 3911 deaths

there were more than 500k deaths from h1n1 you fucking retard

will this hit latin america and africa after USA

What's the recommended masturbation numbers? Once every other day? Every day? Twice a day? Thrice a day?

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You still have +3000 critical cases.

Oh, and dont forget the gummy worms.

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*hug*

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Stay safe, Luigi Mario

google.com/amp/s/amp.diepresse.com/5789041

Well. Poland and czech confiscated masks and medical supply that was send from china to italy.

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It's not happening you dummies.

thats liberia you fag

reuters.com/article/us-maryland-lawsuit-infections/johns-hopkins-bristol-myers-must-face-1-billion-syphilis-infections-suit-idUSKCN1OY1N3

Anyone else think it's weird Johns Hopkins was in charge of injecting non consenting people with syphilis in the 40's to test penicillin and also were in charge of running event 201?

Duubs and millions will die

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b-but Ron Paul said this was a hoax to strip us of our liberties??

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what for? why are you being selfish

What happens to all the land and homes owned by Italy's old people?

Holy cope, this is not indicative of a trend at all.

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kek no you won't get laid

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It's only 10am on the west coast. Prepared to get fucked kid

Watch this:
35 yo ded, rome, no comorbidities

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Who /cozy/ here?

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Over my dead body.

>Get fucked Canada, we will beat you.
>We've been neck and neck for a week

This isn't the shitposting contest, mate. You will definitely beat them. The country is full of fuckwits who think that working from home is a holiday. They're the same cunts who fight over dunny roll. "New Australians"

Dang the medical facilities near me have cancelled non essential/emergency appointments. Im surprised they are still doing it.

Boris is about to go martial law as people keep pissing about together outside in the sunny weather.

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OH NONONONONO

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>twitter.com/RandPaul/status/1241780756617273345?s=20
IT'S REAL

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tell that to the spanish flu
guess which country that one originated in?
I'll give you a strong hint since you're retarded: china. it was china.

>NEW: German Chancellor Merkel is in self-quarantine at home after a doctor she had contact with tested positive for coronavirus
AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Didn't Italian numbers fall once before?

idk check hospital? i think all hospitals having chinkflu patients are named

New York up to 12K now!
>New York up to 12K now!
New York up to 12K now!
>New York up to 12K now!

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Why are these numbers jumping like crazy

twitter.com/RandPaul/status/1241780756617273345

Senator Rand Paul has tested positive for COVID-19. He is feeling fine and is in quarantine. He is asymptomatic and was tested out of an abundance of caution due to his extensive travel and events. He was not aware of any direct contact with any infected person.

lel

In between shots of țuică.

didn't they delay all non essential shit?

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>*COOF* Not a h-*COOF COOF* It’s o-o-ov*COOOOOOOOOF*

He's still not taken his meds

Going to be a comfy stream tonight

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why can't they get their shit together, is it +6,300 or +12,300 ffs?

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12.549 NEW CASES IN THE USA ONLY TODAY
>12.549 NEW CASES IN THE USA ONLY TODAY
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>12.549 NEW CASES IN THE USA ONLY TODAY
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>12.549 NEW CASES IN THE USA ONLY TODAY
12.549 NEW CASES IN THE USA ONLY TODAY
>12.549 NEW CASES IN THE USA ONLY TODAY
12.549 NEW CASES IN THE USA ONLY TODAY

Maybe we should've sent help to USA instead of Italy. They need it more.

>Fumagalli-Brambilla

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>It's real

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Go USA, take the gold medal.

Stay safe and God help us

>be nothing burger
>go out, get infected, spread it to your relatives
>die
Corona-chan is a blessing in disguise
t. chink

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Here crownfags, this is all the corona tinfoil I could find so far:
youtu.be/RjLQu61pyEQ
youtu.be/IqdYSzgVwWY
youtu.be/nkIVbF9BnNY

We’ll legit be able to buy these roasts soon as housepets.

As your designated doctor, I advise you not to CooM more than twice a week.

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>first person to have coronavirus AND HIV/AIDS is diagnosed
>coronavirus infects an HIV infected cell
>genes get jumbled within the cell as both viruses attempt to assemble themselves
>happens millions of times in many different cells
>eventually the two create a viable hybrid by pure chance
>airborne aids, or more specifically immunosuppressant pneumonia begins spreading
coronavirus spreads insanely quickly and mutates faster than most other viruses, there are several strains in the world already
>the more people in Africa get infected with coronavirus, the more likely it is that such hybrid strains appear
>also the possibility of a coronavirus/ebola hybrid, which is essentially a world ending scenario
basic virology, it is bound to happen eventually, especially with nCov's mutation speed
keep your eyes on Africa in the next few weeks folks, I wonder if enough people will get infected for such strains to start appearing...

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Why are the numbers growing so fast? It took a month to get to 100,000, a week to get to 200,000 and 4 days to get to 300,000? What is going on?

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>the same argentian fuck is still making all of these generals
This is really the highlight of his life isn't it

rolldatbitch

NYC is going to be done soon, Cuomo won't be able to get enough medical supplies and resources to treat everyone.

When this bullshit is over, the very same thing will be said about this flu. Fucking pastafags counting everything as a corona death.

wtf 1 hour ago USA had like 30k and now it's almost 40k?
the fuck is happening

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NO NO NO! NOT THE MUTTERONIES! 14k AND RISING BIGLY!

It is really happening for Ron Paul this time

>This isn't the shitposting contest, mate.
Says who?
Every day is a shitposting contest.

stop posting fucking jewgle amp links you fucking noob
diepresse.com/5789041/polen-und-tschechien-konfiszieren-atemschutzmasken-und-beatmungsgerate-fur-italien

friendly reminder to clean your phone

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>slightly slows down
>HAPPENING OVER!!!11!!

Congrats pasta! Pray for us burgers pls

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>its slowing down

NOOO

I WANT MY HAPPENING

This is unironically the best news I've heard all year. Fucking great, I want to cry from happiness.

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>Up 11k in New York
Guys this isnt funny anymore

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> HURR DURR THE WHOLE OF ITALY DIDNT DIE, NOTHINGBURGER CONFIRMED

the real fucking happening are the consequences, the economic crisis AFTER the virus is under control.
Be glad that quarantine works and not so many people actually die
do you want your grandma to die?

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tfw no qt gf why even live?

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Nothing burgers fags are normal fags, when the night come you dont see them anymore.
They are not pol user's, just normies who are scared and hope for a nothing burger to happen.

Too bad for you normal fags, corona-chan is here to stay and mess with your normie life.

RAND IS INFECTED

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THIS IS A SIGN OF THE HAPPENING!!!

our locals did that last week.

>slowing down
usa has literally 13931 cases wtf

> Spaniard

> Knows 3 uomini e una gamba

user i'm impress

Don't celebrate yet. Need to wait for a few days to see general trend.

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haha dialtone go eeee

Shitposters from Yas Forums flooding cvg because muh stockerinos oh no, my bitty coins, boomer remover is making me lose the $30 allowance in the market

is shortness an underlying condition?

333 and happening we are corona free

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MERKEL ALSO IN ISOLATION AFTER CONTACT WITH INFECTED

FILIBUSTER THE VIRUS

Oh shit Rand Paul tested pos

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,054 (3,261) Italy 59,138 (5,476) United States 36,756 (396) Spain 28,603 (1,756) Germany 24,714 (92) Iran 21,638 (1,685) France 14,459 (562) South Korea 8,897 (104) Switzerland 7,230 (85) United Kingdom 5,683 (281) Netherlands 4,204 (179) Belgium 3,401 (75) Austria 3,302 (16) Norway 2,263 (7) Sweden 1,931 (21) Portugal 1,600 (14) Denmark 1,395 (13) Canada 1,385 (20) Australia 1,353 (7) Malaysia 1,306 (10) Brazil 1,209 (18) Japan 1,086 (36) Turkey 947 (21) Israel 945 (1) Luxembourg 798 (8) Ecuador 789 (14) Ireland 785 (3) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Pakistan 646 (3) Chile 632 (1) Poland 627 (7) Finland 626 (1) Greece 624 (15) Thailand 599 (1) Iceland 568 (1) Indonesia 514 (48) Singapore 455 (2) Romania 433 (2) Slovenia 414 (2) India 391 (7) Philippines 380 (25) Russia 367 (1) Bahrain 332 (2) Peru 318 (5) Hong Kong 317 (4) Egypt 294 (10) Croatia 254 (1) Mexico 251 (2) Lebanon 248 (4) Panama 245 (3)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +46 (+6) Italy +5,560 (+651) United States +12,549 (+94) Spain +3,107 (+375) Germany +2,350 (+8) Iran +1,028 (+129) South Korea +98 (+2) Switzerland +367 (+5) United Kingdom +665 (+48) Netherlands +573 (+43) Belgium +586 (+8) Austria +310 (+8) Sweden +161 (+1) Portugal +320 (+2) Canada +57 (+1) Malaysia +123 (+2) Ecuador +257 (+7) Poland +91 (+2) Greece +94 (+2) Indonesia +64 (+10) Romania +66 (+2) Slovenia +31 (+1) India +59 (+2) Philippines +73 (+6) Bahrain +22 (+1) Iraq +19 (+3) Colombia +35 (+2) Serbia +51 (+1) Algeria +62 (+2) Hungary +28 (+2) Macedonia +30 (+1) Andorra +25 (+1) Burkina Faso +11 (+1) Tunisia +15 (+2) Afghanistan +10 (+1) Guam +12 (+1) Mauritius +10 (+1) Norway +99 Denmark +69 Australia +281 Brazil +31 Japan +32 Czech Republic +52 Israel +62 Luxembourg +128 Pakistan +1 Chile +95 Finland +103 Thailand +188 Iceland +95…

>FULL LISTS
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>Peed gummy bears
>For sale
Wtf I love being incel now?

Is it slowing down? Is the happening cancelled? I really hoped shit its the fan tho!

first world leader to die from this?

AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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cozy af, but I think I'm pozzed
this is fun in a super scary way like a rollercoaster

>what is per capita
Still need 10x those numbers

I almost certainly have Cardiomyopathy. I'm 27. Am I at greater risks?
Respond, niggers!

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there are over 15,000 cases in NY alone

NEW: German Chancellor Merkel is in self-quarantine at home after a doctor she had contact with tested positive for coronavirus

>NEW: German Chancellor Merkel is in self-quarantine at home after a doctor she had contact with tested positive for coronavirus

NEW: German Chancellor Merkel is in self-quarantine at home after a doctor she had contact with tested positive for coronavirus

>NEW: German Chancellor Merkel is in self-quarantine at home after a doctor she had contact with tested positive for coronavirus

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1241782362666610688

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Nigger me up.

nypost.com/2020/03/19/coronavirus-in-italy-health-care-workers-stop-counting-bodies/
Happening not cancelled just harder to keep track.

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>tfw Rand Paul will never pozz your boypucci

only today 13931

image source?

Deaths are expected to keep going up for some more time after the peak in number of cases is reached.

Digits and BILLIONS die. This is the first horseman, afterall

Every single poster except me is a schizo. Stop these fucking fearmongering threads, you larping schizoid fucks. Stop already, your precious happening is over before it began.

It's probably not +12k for New York. All the most recent reports top the NY cases at 15k.

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RAND CONFIRMED SUPER SPREADER
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god damn it, hopefully ron doesn't get it

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love this scene.

>its real

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Hang in there huganon...

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Press S to spit on NY

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LauraXUnknown shitposter here

>mfw my country is among there on screenshot

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It's a good thing the Allies stopped those horrible Nazis.

>peed gummy bears for sale.

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Come on, make me care.

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Cope harder, amerimutt.

Holy fucking shit it's true.

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Well guess we all die then.

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>Already peaked
What a faggot little virus

E-explain

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>number of threads multiplied by 7 is still larger than number of dead
>happening

651 people still died in Italy today. Nothing burger numbers would be less than 250.

leave him the fuck alone

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Fucking unreal, his pops tried to warn him...

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Corona-virus is for mugs.

>youtube.com/watch?v=km4CnnIY9fU

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Hope she drops, even if unlikely. They'll make damn sure she gets the best care possible.

Video: Bernie vs Trump supporter in Florida fight over toilet paper:

tmz.com/2020/03/22/coronavirus-fever-over-supplies-triggers-dollar-tree-confrontation/

Cooming more than once every two weeks causes reduced testosterone

Shitposters from Yas Forums flooding cvg because muh stockerinos oh no, my bitty coins, boomer remover is making me lose my $30 allowance in the market
I should tell people that this is nothing so I can make money

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>cases and deaths decrease in italy for a single day
>HURR DURR NOTHINGBURGER HAPPENING CANCELLED TAKE YOUR MEDS SCHIZOS JUST THE FLU ITS ALREADY PEAKED

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is there a hissyfit free tv?

pixiv.net/artworks/76033748

IM IGNORING YOU

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A few times
See

What is an ass pop

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New York City is a hive of disease. Literally 90% of the infections are there. 12k alone today from there. God is striking down those godless heathens in Babylon.

/bizpol/ master race here. I’m making money all the way down with options and inverse etfs. What nobody seems to understand yet is we are on the precipice of the greatest wealth transfer since the industrial revolution. Deflation due to the bubble popping and global capital flight into the dollar, and then massive inflation vs hard money like gold as your dollar can no longer buy the limited amount of necessities being produced. Survive this and you will be the new boomers.

macron that piece of shit hes hiding the numbers

CHANCES OF MCCONNELL BEING INFECTED?

so all those arrogant idiot Chads and Sluts who have been partying it up since schools shut down, not giving a fuck about quarantine, and spreading Corona and STDs around are building up herd immunity faster and will actually be the saviors to us all...

COPE HARDER
IT'S OVER FOR AMERICA TOO

WE ARE SAVED, THE PEAK IS REACHED

/CVG/ BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>/CVG/ BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
/CVG/ BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>/CVG/ BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
/CVG/ BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>/CVG/ BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
/CVG/ BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>/CVG/ BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

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