"Listen buddy. Nominate me for US senate and things will change. I mean business...

"Listen buddy. Nominate me for US senate and things will change. I mean business. Don't listen to what you hear in the news. I mean the newspaper vendor, a little poor black kid, he said to me... Mister Joe you got to lick your finger to flip the pages easier... and... and that's what I did.. I went to page 3... 0... Hell, I'd even lick his finger. I'd lick the salt right off that thing. I had his back. I got your back. You have mine. I need your backing. Can I count on you pal?"

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Listen here Jack, I'm gonna set you straight. I'll only say this once so listen up, Fat. This virus isn't going anywhere. Let me repeat myself, this virus isn't going anywhere. Back in my day we didn't call it covid whatever; we called it the "Shanghai Shivers". OK, here's the deal, Slick. I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol' Cornflake used to play guitar down at the pool hall. He caught the Shanghai Shivers one year and let me tell you, if Cornflake Jackson says, "It ain't no thang" you can take that to the bank, Buckaroo. That's how I know you're full of shit. I'd punch your daughter straight in the mouth.

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I wouldn't be surprised if these were direct quotes.

Listen up jack, the biden boys are in town and we aint taking no malarkey worth no nothing from these cheese dusted cheeto wimps of the who-hah administration.
u either ridin with biden or you ridin with paul walker

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my sources on the inside tell me that biden caught the coronavirus while campaigning. that is the real reason sanders has stopped.

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I might actually be riding with Biden nigga. Not only would we get a big igloo but there would be a time period where all the retard 9mm users couldn't get any more of there dogshit caliber weapons.
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