"Listen buddy. Nominate me for US senate and things will change. I mean business. Don't listen to what you hear in the news. I mean the newspaper vendor, a little poor black kid, he said to me... Mister Joe you got to lick your finger to flip the pages easier... and... and that's what I did.. I went to page 3... 0... Hell, I'd even lick his finger. I'd lick the salt right off that thing. I had his back. I got your back. You have mine. I need your backing. Can I count on you pal?"
"Listen buddy. Nominate me for US senate and things will change. I mean business...
Leo Brooks
William Johnson
Listen here Jack, I'm gonna set you straight. I'll only say this once so listen up, Fat. This virus isn't going anywhere. Let me repeat myself, this virus isn't going anywhere. Back in my day we didn't call it covid whatever; we called it the "Shanghai Shivers". OK, here's the deal, Slick. I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol' Cornflake used to play guitar down at the pool hall. He caught the Shanghai Shivers one year and let me tell you, if Cornflake Jackson says, "It ain't no thang" you can take that to the bank, Buckaroo. That's how I know you're full of shit. I'd punch your daughter straight in the mouth.
Lucas Hernandez
I wouldn't be surprised if these were direct quotes.
Easton Nelson
Listen up jack, the biden boys are in town and we aint taking no malarkey worth no nothing from these cheese dusted cheeto wimps of the who-hah administration.
u either ridin with biden or you ridin with paul walker
Logan Evans
Anthony Wood
my sources on the inside tell me that biden caught the coronavirus while campaigning. that is the real reason sanders has stopped.
Robert Hernandez
Michael Walker
I might actually be riding with Biden nigga. Not only would we get a big igloo but there would be a time period where all the retard 9mm users couldn't get any more of there dogshit caliber weapons.
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Jeremiah Hernandez
Nathaniel Phillips
Who is Cornpop?
Brody Morgan
and Bidenposting was born
Jose Butler
Liam Martin
Epic Bidenposting itt
David Anderson
One bad dude
Wyatt Ramirez
>he doesnt know
Elijah Reed
Lmao
Someone posted his coronavirus result and it was positive. Looked pretty legit.
Ian Sanders
Between Lil Donny Perlman posts and these Biden Posts. This global illuminati shut down is entertaining as fuck.
Asher Jones
The fuck is malarkey
Landon Gonzalez
Woops wrong image, looks like I don't have it.
Justin Anderson
It's a canard
Anthony Brooks
What Joe lacks
Logan Brown
Here is the bottom deal, Jackson: the Biden bros are gonna go panty raiding at 4 o'cock tonight, stat. Chief just sent out the word through AIM, time to get clocked and loaded, no funny bizin'. Letta wet loogie up to bat to crock a shart onto your grandmo's China set, gotta get lockin' and loadin' and lickin', set it straight Jackson. Any malarkers gonna get jacked down a notch, make you look like a cracker jacker barrel, cracker barrel, any reservations? Wanna sink my teeth into a sweet cornbread cornroll bread biscuit before cornpop and the gang skrrrt by and leave a bad tip for our lesbo waitress, you listening?
Joshua Gutierrez
something we won't be putting up with on this tour, pal! We'll tap our straight razor's on the curb, toss em in a rain barrel, then say "look it here, Jack! I'll take that malarkey behind the gym and beat the hell out of it!"
Sebastian Long
when he finished his speech and just stood there staring at the camera until his wife came and got him
Cameron Miller
Now you just listen up and listen good, got me jackerino? If i dont wanna be seen then i won't be seen. Has nothing to do with this cockamamey virus thats just bill gatesmouse pushing for stuff that me and barock hussein tried to get implemented back in the 90s -er i mean back when.. you know the thing.
Now stamps on the skin that just sounds dandy to me let me tell ya' if they had those back in my day i'd go straight to the transhumanism office right after slurping down a nice malted sarsparilla at good ol' jim dandys. Where is old jim these days anyway? That old crackerjack has been making himself as scarce as me these days. I know he has information about that dazzlefrizz vidya the kids have been telling me to check out. His wife knows this guys cousin who knows a supplier that can still get untainted synthetic drencrome from that country. Wheres my chicken chow mein? Not gonna get sick from eating my favorite food now am i, buckaroo? You bet your bottom dollar, pal
Jackson Martin
Alexander Sanders
Cameron Diaz
Biden posting is niche art only few can grasp
Jaxson Richardson
Link to this malarkey?
Jose Davis
why why why why why woooahhh easy there jackiepoo settle down naow.. this aint the big ol' olympic game now aha, wouldn't wanna get any slickrolls in your corn stock, would ye jackieboy? wouldn't wanna nustle any bridge moss into that pot pie stuffing you gotta buffin there in yer stovetop oven now would ya jimminy cricker? wouldnt wanna get any shimmy sheehaw in yer googley googlers now would ye, jeebee skipro? wouldnt wanna get any kookamamey in yer cockhoel slotarooney looney tuners wow would we wackson? wouldnt wanna wet weny winkletine win wer wookalelajaymeys wiggle roper? WOULDNT WANNA GET ANY BRASS IN THOSE BUNYUNHOLES THERE, FUCKFACE JACKSON MCGEE
Joseph Cooper
fucking kek
Oliver Turner
NOW YOU LISSEN NOW AND YOU LISSEN GOOD 'ERE, JACKET
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WOAHHHHH SLOWN DOWN THERE JIMMY CRAIG, WE AINT GOT NOTIKE FOR THIS CORN BUSSLIN HORSE RUSTLIN JACKIE NUTLIN, JACKIEBOY COME ERR AND GOVE YUR OL SENATOR BIDDER A REACHERINO ROUNDERINO HSAJAAJS SJSCORNCORNNCORRNNNN JACKJACKJACKJACKJACKCKWHYWHYWHWYWHWYWHWYWHYW
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Caleb Martinez
Benjamin Long
Kevin Hall
Jackson Rodriguez
I like that this became pasta, also checked.
Benjamin Price
John Richardson
Jordan Nelson
Cool your Jets Bernie bro. Youre the type guy to let Dirty Tire bang your mom and let a trap beat you at grab ass. Grow up.
Carter Fisher
>confirmed pol
Jace Cox
I wouldn't be surprised if its actually him posting on Yas Forums
Asher Foster
Alexander Evans
"Listen Jack,
Back in my day we didn't worry about any little ole' viruses. There was a bad dude in the neighborhood we called Dirty Pete. He came back from Saipan with the Shanghai Shivers. Made this new bug look like a cute little girl, I'll tell ya. Me and the boys passed out the chloroform and everyone was fine. I'll take this virus back behind the barn, you know what I mean."
Grayson Carter
Asher Garcia
Listen up bucko, this aint the end. Take a peek at me, I’m still alive and kickin and I ain’t gonna let no corona get the better of me. We used to say, my granddad used to tell me “if ya got the shits, get on the pot.” My granddad was a WAR hero, got it chief? He never let no man cough on him, and I don’t play that fiddle either. Coughin is easy, I cough better than a Hoover. Got it Sissy boy? I’m tired of hearin, hearin Biden’s this Biden’s that. I ain’t no two buck chuck. I got my pant legs tied and I’m ready to jump. I’m a swimmer, we used to hop in my cousin Benny’s pick up, hitch a ride ya got it? Hitch a ride to the swimmin hole and I swim in the freshest water there is. We could drink it back then. I’d jump in and yell at the top of my lungs “huzzah” and make a BIG splash. Ya two bit chump. Now people ain’t even yellin cus this corona cough. I cough too ya know. And that’s how we stop the virus ya FAT!
Chase Richardson
You sound like James Brown not Joe Biden
Liam Baker
now listen here you dog-faced pony-soldier son of a bitch;no one is better than McCain;that's right our beloved, and forever missed Hank McCain who suffered from a brain tumor is MIA;No one knows better than McCain;life's a dirty filthy game,very very hard to win, and like McCain I know what it's like to get the help you need to win;so instead of throwing in the towel we're going to win, and on 3;1.2.3;go angels! yeah that's what I'm talking about;all em darkies use to love baseball;I knew Jackie Robinson;son of a bitch still owes me an autograph.
Landon Foster
David Robinson
Brandon Lopez
Now I'm not gonna go on and on like some kind of jackalope, but one thing I know for sure is we're gonna win this shindig when the cows come home to roost. There's only 3 things standing in our way, a bunch of pants-coralling brigadier soldiers and two timing cornhuskers. But lemme tell you I never let anyone tell me how to drive my carriage and I'm not about to start.
Samuel Collins
Adrian Gutierrez
is that guy senile or something? shouldn't this be classed as elderly abuse?
Evan Nguyen
This is photoshopped, there is no illness that would make you do this
Caleb Price
Joe Cool is forever. He is going to take us back to the days of Cracker Jack and soda pop.
Wyatt Parker
Listen here jack and jack will have to get it for you guys and then I will come back to you and then I’ll be there to see if you wanna see how it feels like.
Gabriel Cooper
Progressive is just another word for wanting to be sterilized from the gene pool kiddo.
Jacob Powell
Landon Cooper
Such a wise old man.
I can totally vote for him.
Well, no. Actually I won't.
He's having an emergency pizza party.
Asher Evans
You guys got me thinkin' that Ol' No Malarkey would do a great Christopher Walken type reading of Jabberwocky.
Samuel Hernandez
>The fuck is malarkey
Something nobody past the WWII generation would ever use. It's one of those old Irish immigrant words, like "begorrah". It means "nonsense" or "foolery" or "bullshit".
Jack Nguyen
The only way I know this is not a Biden's quote is because it's too coherent.