PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP EDITION /ptg/

Thanks user, it's yours

joe bitin lol

It'll be OK, little Awoo.

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MAGA. Q. 2020.

MAGA

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Are Joe and Bernie completely out of the headlines now? Feels like ages since anyone’s even though about them. Who won?

Shaking nurses is workplace harassment

Here's a pic from the last few hours of Pelosi, Schumer, McConnell, McCarthy and Mnuchin discussing the Blimpfbux

According to (((The Hill))), it isn't going too well

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little timmy how should i invest stonk
>CANDY
based

europe fucked. black death style.

youtube.com/watch?v=jVf4_WglzWA

It's my money, and I want it now!

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forgot pic

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Reminder that we aren't even getting the Trump Bux

What would you do if she sauntered up to you within the safe social distancing limits, invading your personal space, and put her lips up to your ear and whispered the fourteen words?

youtube.com/watch?v=an_0IIRDlc4

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>Who won?
The usual

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No TrumpBux, sorry!

Can you lads even CONCEIVE

of claiming to be MAGA

but then

You don't wanna work and you love welfare and shit

So nigger and unMAGA

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strawpoll.me/19592183

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Checked. Probably for the best.

It is just amazing how many Asian female socialites are being harassed because of Corona.

is it give people money vs give money to the banks to loan to people?

Work instead of promoting welfare

>it isn't going too well
It's not.

dems cannot give trump a win by providing trump bucks, but how can they block it without taking the blame?

I’d love to nut inside Nancy

How do people still support this guy? Are people this retarded?

If it comes out that Mitch really is blocking payments to Americans do you think people will chimp on Trump? Dems turned on Pelosi pretty quickly.

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Nobody. Fundraisers have been reduced to podcasts.

>Who won?
You know who.

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Good goy.

probably nothing because I'm not 100% white

Kike. x
Scared of Germany?

>According to (((The Hill))), it isn't going too well
Weird, Rubio was saying last night the Senate had a deal.

twitter.com/marcorubio/status/1241521408930451457

NEETbux!!!!

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>Who won?
Trump.

GO DONALD TRUMP
GO DONALD TRUMP
GO TRUMP GO GO TRUMP GO
twitter.com/briantylercohen/status/1241485175915048961

YOU DID IT!
youtube.com/watch?v=A67ZkAd1wmI

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I didn't say if No TrumpBux was a good or bad thing.
I'm just letting everyone know that we aren't getting them.

You're nothing but a spamming nigger trying to detail threads at this point.

>Shillcon ONE is happening in this thread

Gee, I wonder why?

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no
Trump proposed some sort of solution and the senate said no, and the house said no, i don't see how anyone but those with extra chromosomes would blame trump

Should add "put full focus on Trump during the democrat spotlight time" to my already huge list of silver linings for chinese virus.

SENATE ANNOUNCES STIMULUS STALEMATE

GOING TO SIGN CORPORATE BAILOUTS TOMORROW, PUSH STIMULUS CHECKS FOR FURTHER DEBATE

Qrd anyone? I just woke up.

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As some anons said, both are blocking it because they cant seem to give it without giving to illegals and also handing Trump a win
so, they are both in on it

kek it's ogre

Get the fuck out of here with that gay-ass shit.

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>IF I CANT GET IT, NO ONE CAN GET IT
>WAAAAAAAAA

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Trump wins again and the shills are angry about it.

Sheeit, that's an ancient meme these days.

Yea, they just disappeared, very strange.

Probably. All week, trump was saying he could send checks with executive authority. If he doesn’t do it now, people are going to turn on him hard.

>>Qrd
Q round
QQ QQ

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I would vote for Trump even if he got a knife and stabbed a janitor on live TV.

>I’d love to nut inside Nancy

reminder: she turns 80 in mere days

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>GOING TO SIGN CORPORATE BAILOUTS TOMORROW, PUSH STIMULUS CHECKS FOR FURTHER DEBATE
Oh boy, who could have seen this coming
If we help happy merchants, it'll trickle down goy---, I mean, fellow citizens

>DEFEND THIS!

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>you stupid rednecks Trump is not God
>REE YOU STUPID REDNECKS WHY ISN'T TRUMP RULING WITH SUPREME EXECUTIVE AUTHORITY?
Reform the public education system.

Fren club faggots outed as useless shitposting niggers to never be trusted again.

it would be nice but i don't need it
i just want them to fucking finish whatever they're going to do instead of floundering about

Notice how all the "hey guys I'm old Yas Forums like you" and "bike muppet" posters fucking vanished.

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Unless they've contracted the Shanghai shakes, of course, then it's not their fault.

>at this point
*for the past several years

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The enemies of america would love if trump gets reelected, not a surprise.

>Democrats will meet at 1 p.m. to discuss their strategy. McConnell has given no indication that he will delay the vote, potentially forcing Democrats to either move forward with the GOP leader’s plan or block the bill from advancing.
Block it bitch, see what happens.

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>THERE ARE SHILLS IN THIS THREAD
>THAT ARE TURNING DOWN FREE 1,200K

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i can't even fathom how someone could be so poor and short-sighted

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Fair play, it is kind of shitty to leave people hanging though.
It’s crazy.

And............?

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>If he doesn’t do it now, people are going to turn on him hard.
No, they won't, dipshit. I've been put out of work by this, but I don't blame Trump. I blame the kikes. Also, this

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Was Pelosi REALLY wearing these toilet-roll earrings? Or was the video a shoop?

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>1,200k
fuck we really giving out million dollars to everyone?

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>Mitch blocks the bill
>Supporters turn on Mitch
>Total NatSoc acceleration

DO IT MITCH, SEE WHAT HAPPENS

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Point well made, user.

FUCKING BAT EATING SLINT EYED PUPPY MURDERING SNAKE COOKING CHINKS

His presence is needed as a fart is at one's mother's funeral.

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Reminder: she's give the white race five children. How many babies will you make?

I’d turn down anything that put money into the hands of niggers.

my those were some good taters, not sure when i will see them again what with the plague and all. we just got through ww3.

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Same but only if the janitor was non-white

Damn she fine af