Pennsylvania: /p-a-g General Thread #3

Pennsylvania Death Squads edition

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scribd.com/document/452553026/UPDATED-Industry-Operation-Guidance-March-20-2020
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LanCO checking in.
Berks, got your back.

Pennsreich Death Squads

GAanon here. I had a vacation planned to Cherry Springs State Park to show the wife and son a real dark sky with my new telescope. Monitoring these threads in case these shenanigans make it to my state. Hoping you PA bros are locked loaded and staying safe.

centre reporting in. just got back from walmart. still stocked with everything except toilet paper and isopropyl alcohol.

I live in PA and my Dad took me there. It's pretty amazing when you get to see the actual night sky. You gotta get out there when this blows over.

You know of anywhere with masks?

Same to you, friend. Appreciating nature and family values are always welcomed here in PA, I hope you have a chance to come by

>Pennsreich
Pennswald

I read this morning your governor closed the liquor stores. How long until you guys revolt?

Did you check the other walmart?

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I’m laid of till pa re opens
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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beer stores are still open. People arent losing their minds quite yet.
Alcohol still flows freely

Looks like some tim and eric type shit. Top kek

PA, How to get tested:

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Bucks user here. I drove past two National Guard facilities one in Bristol and then also the armory on the Boulevard and neither show any activity out of the ordinary

Thanks for the thread OP!
Jannie Shenanigans.

TFW, a PA State Trooper asks for your Papers...

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Can someone post a quick rundown on the PA closures and lockdown rules and effect date? Can we drive around to prep today

Any Pennsylvania folks seeing any strange blue lights at night??

Pitt user here, everything is closed but supermarkets.
Stores were out of stock yesterday, but completely dead inside.

Small PA Yas Forums server if you want to talk with other PA anons:
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Mitigation order here:
governor.pa.gov/newsroom/gov-wolf-puts-statewide-covid-19-mitigation-efforts-in-effect-stresses-need-for-every-pennsylvanian-to-take-action-to-stop-the-spread/


A list of life-sustaining businesses can be found here (updated 5:45pm, March 21, 2020).

scribd.com/document/452553026/UPDATED-Industry-Operation-Guidance-March-20-2020

General Guidance

Freedom of travel will remain, but all Pennsylvanians are asked to refrain from non-essential travel.
The Wolf Administration strongly encourages the suspension of large gatherings, events, conferences of more than 10 people, and per White House guidelines, ask that individuals and groups cancel any gatherings planned over the next eight weeks.
The Wolf Administration encourages religious leaders to exercise discretion in order to mitigate the spread of illness.


Businesses

Governor Tom Wolf ordered all non-life-sustaining businesses in Pennsylvania to close their physical locations as of 8 p.m. March 19, 2020 to slow the spread of COVID-19. Enforcement actions against businesses that do not close physical locations will begin Monday, March 23, at 8:00 AM.
The governor also required restaurants and bars to stop all dine-in services. Enforcement for establishments with a liquor license began at 8 p.m. March 18, and enforcement for all other food establishments will begin at 8 p.m. March 19. Food establishments can offer carry-out, delivery, and drive-through food and beverage service, including alcohol.

Red leader standing by. Anyone on the main line west of Philly is going to see some serious shit if the niggers in Philly start rioting. They will hit the burbs like a board of zombies looking for food and gibs. Stay frosty.

Shelter in place is going into effect tonight.

I live in Easton. Just got back from GIANT. THEY HAD EGGS!

More information about the order can be found here.

governor.pa.gov/newsroom/all-non-life-sustaining-businesses-in-pennsylvania-to-close-physical-locations-as-of-8-pm-today-to-slow-spread-of-covid-19/

Wolf admin considering a 'shelter in place' order to ensure people stay at home...

apnews.com/7c04c16a3315a01a417c6f73be785c70

Updated Cases Noon, Sunday 3/22

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I've been stuck in NJ since the 19th because I'm an Essential worker.

I hope I can buy food when I get back to Bethlehem.

No Somerset County Cases... whew, so lucky.

Feels like the Calm before the Storm....

PA Info here:
keystonereport.com/

Wolf can suck my balls, I'll go wherever I damn well please.

Lanco right here. I'm gonna run this fucking place soon.

>How long until you guys revolt?
Not long. I imagine hitting a liquor store could be quite lucrative.

>19 where I am

THIS IS WHY YOU APES FUCKING DON'T APE!

I work in NJ (essential business). I wonder how much shit I'm going to get trying to cross the border everyday?

>TFW, a PA State Trooper asks for your Papers...
The only correct response is to tell him to fuck off while you prepare to shoot him if he persists.

How are my lovely neighbors doing in this thread

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Beaver falls gang checking in

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Do whatever the fuck you want this is America.

Stop coughing on us faggot

But that would lead them back... HOME!

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Pittsburgh reporting in. They are boarding up businesses on the south side. Got my weapons ready in case these god damn niggers start chimping out

just got back from Walmart by the Mt Pocono area, almost no tp or eggs and half the meat section was empty. also saw about 10-15 cars with NY/NJ plates in the parking lot. keyed 5 of them

For those PAnons who were laid off... Does your employer plan to hire you back when all this blows over? Will your employer go out of business because of all the money lost from this shutdown? So much uncertainty...

I was surprised by the amount of niggers I saw in Pittsburgh desu. I loved the time I spent in Pittsburgh though.

Who Mon River shit town here? I'm in West Newton but whatever.

York was here, Lancaster is a loser. The only thing that really pisses me off is that the restaurant ban started right before the weekly AYCE special at my local Quaker Steak & Lube. It's the one thing I really look forward to each week, and Tom Wolfe took it away.

Now, I'm not suggesting anyone do anything, and violence against elected officials is a serious crime, but Tom Wolfe lives in Mount Wolf (northern York County) in the biggest house on 9th Street. Just saying, you know, for science.

Hello FBI

No "we" aren't planning anything. You can go about the business of becoming the tyrants that we all know you are now stop making these threads.


All fields
green leafs - these are info gathering threads for the PA state police cyber division.
Please ignore these check in threads they are mining data on potentials.
all fields
spices

Nice.

>The only correct response is to tell him to fuck off while you prepare to shoot him if he persists.

Why bother? At this point, we're sitting ducks.
Better hope all that Q shit was right.

get a load of this nigger

I'm planning to defy all of their orders and start to kill tyrants when the tyranny ramps up. Fuck the FBI, those niggers don't get a pass.

Wheres the closest liquor store to drive to across state lines it you live around Pittsburgh? I didn't stock up enough..

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So, you're saying user, In Minecraft...

>Tom Wolfe lives in Mount Wolf (northern York County) in the biggest house on 9th Street.

Logging into Xbox Live now...

>Why bother?
Because, live free or die. I will never bow down to these incompetent fucking baby rapers.

Oh great the fucking staties are being forced to work, Guess extra fucking tickets.

Belle Vernon checking in. If we get locked down its gonna get comfy.

Bag ready, defenses ready. I'm comfy but ready to disappear within a days notice.. Stores are still fairly well stocked in Berks county. The fuckers will never find me when they come looking.

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Simple solution. Inundate them by reporting stores being open that actually aren't. Waste their fucking time and resources

No. This means the staties will be busy doing this shit and won't have resources to give tickets or do much of anything else.

No you won't. You're a law abiding citizen.

Just put one of these in your yard, preferably near the front door, and then they can't touch you

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They aren't announcing this, but most police have stopped doing "petty" interactions and arrests. They are people too, and don't want to get infected doing a 5mph over speed limit traffic stop.
They don't want people (niggers desu) to think it's a free for all, so they aren't announcing it. So unless you do someohting retarded, they probably won't bother.

The fuck I am.

Penis vania

I know this. That's why I know how limited their resources are. If they keep pushing this tyrannical BS it's going to be a free for all and the traitors will be targeted in their homes.

Chester county bro’s here’s a cool dashboard:
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how many children raped by sandniggers in Englistan today, bong?

It will be entertaining to see the chimpouts in Roblox.

Hows living in lansdale, glenside, warminster, or chalfont? Im looking to move with low rates.

I went into the Belle Vernon Walmart the other day. Bad idea.

Oh look, another scared burb faggot. Better kill yourself now before the scary black men rape you.

Choke points out of the major metropolitan areas like the Delaware Water Gap will look like Iraq's "Highway of Death" by next Friday.

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Like PA is any better. Pedo State

"in minecraft" You're either FBI, or hankering for a visit from agents Sculley and Mulder. Some things are best left unsaid

>staties will be busy doing ANYTHING of value

Look for more traffic enforcement. dem staties are gonna be pulling mad over time on the taxpayer sitting in his cruiser and issuing traffic tickets.

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Fuck you you nutless faggot. I've already been visited by the Feds and I told them to fuck off and they did. I speak the truth whether you can handle it or not.